Don't masturbate in a car with a sliding roof

[larouxcrazy]

Dodge would be proud

[cole3481596]

I think this man masturbating in the Dodge Nitro SUV is trying be a cowboy like "Bat Masterson".

[mdkhamster]

45 people were already caught red-handed :o)

[hamishmcgee]

@Vast1337

[cole3481596]

I think this man is auditioning his silver Dodge Nitro SUV to the TV show called "My Ride Rules" and masturbating to the trophy girl on the show named Ginny Jones.

[ryboy0793]

he believes a penis grows with extra sunshine

[omistust]

The man was just pretending like he didnt know u were watching him. Actually he was jerking to u, so in fact u were his bitches.

[housewares]

MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME

[Vast1337]

9gag

[DerGrosskalibaer]

everybody who is here caused by fucking facebook, LIKE ! :D

[Debooura]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah:DDD Wie der dann hoch guckt & schnell wegfährt:DDDDDDDDDDD

[MartiiiinTheG]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA DER LAPPEN!!!

[marshall26]

Part of me laughs.. part of me feels for him.

[Eyrex95]

nice car

[alfantastisch155]

looool

1:14 :-)))))

[KandyKidraver15]

"He's angry!" XD Beatin it like there's no tomaroow

[TheSimariqCocuq]

auch wegen facebook hier ? :)

Herzlich Willkommen :)

[AscDeTo]

@TheSimariqCocuq

jooo... immer fb! :D

[cole3481596]

The Blair Masturbation Witch Project

In 2008 or 2009, a man masturbating in his Dodge Nitro SUV with the sun roof opened, near the Nexopia building.

A year later the man masturbating in his car video footage was found on YouTube.

[Bekenner92]

hahaaaaahahahaha

don´t forget: youtube is everywhere in public ;)

[fatiho30]

xDDD fail ^^

[ChosVideoBlog]

how is this man masturbating???? O.o thats strange XD

the end...XD

i think if this had done a woman, everyone would love this vid. XDDDD

[MrKarott]

thumbs up if facebook brought you here

[123Hirsebirne123]

he's angry x) loool

[CrankFun]

FAKE AND GAY



[ChosVideoBlog]

@CrankFun ....well...is this you in the video?? XDDDD

if not, why r you so aggressive? XD who tf cares? XD

[CrankFun]

@ChosVideoBlog no its not me, and i wasnt aggressive xD but WHO masturbates under a tshirt or I dunno what it is when he sits in the car xD whatever ^_^

[MarcelZager]

I'm sure his name is Dumas McPhail

[HardstyLeFreaK1995]

hahaha zu geil^^

[Fakes0und0fpr0gress2]

pfft what a tosser

[HDpAnIC]

haha xDD

[cole3481596]

Maybe, I think this man is masturbating to some scenes of "Elvira" Mistress of Darkness DVD movie with his portable DVD player.

[cole3481596]

Star Trek III "The Search for Masturbation Man".

[cole3481596]

Gone in 60 Seconds of Masturbating.

[savatarproduction]

funniest thing I've seen on this

[1959child]

wanker...



[cole3481596]

I think this man is masturbating to "September Carrino" the Playboy or Pin-up model on his cellphone or Ipad, Maybe he is so excited to play with his hot dog because of September Carrino big natural breasts.

[cole3481596]

Star Trek IV "The Voyage Masturbation Home".

[btf2012]

Thank you rooster teeth

[cole3481596]

Ace Ventura "When Masturbation Nature Calls".

[cole3481596]

Magnum Masturbation P.I.

[cole3481596]

Gleaming the Masturbation Cube.

[Luchia5000]

ha. BUSTED!! 

[cole3481596]

Star Trek II "The Wrath of Masturbation Khan"

[cole3481596]

Captain American "The First Masturbation Avenger".

[cole3481596]

Dukes of Masturbation Hazzard.

[filxnxlil]

it was hard at work for him that day

[mvacanti]

this is a new hit tv show... - "Mastur-bait Car"

[johnrcoben]

That's not something that happens every day...

[chicksdigsme]

haaaaaaaaaaa fucccccccckk this is so funny

[cole3481596]

Smokey and the Masturbation Bandit.

[cole3481596]

The Fast and Masturbation Furious.

[cole3481596]

I think he is trying to participate his 2009 Dodge Nitro SUV for the Cash for Clunkers program.

[IAMDISAPP0INT]

so sorry for that guy, he go so pwned

[cole3481596]

Back to the Man Masturbating in Car Future.

[cole3481596]

I think he is producing 1.21 GIGAWATTS, to time travel to the past, present and future in his Dodge Nitro Silver Delorean.

[MrBh1985]

haha, drive of shame!!!!!!!!!!

[mrpopodopolus]

I liked the bit that went FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

[saidaianand01]

WTF

[Blackseed1978]

Damn they distrubed his nut lmaooo



[riekotz]

what a pervert, he should have just stay at home

[OnFire274]

:O 229635

[no728]

CAN'T A GUY POP A LOAD OUT INTO A TOWEL IN HIS CAR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN PEACE!?

[kittycatcarley]

this is FUKCING hilarious!!!!

[spiker84]

im sure he likes how 224,000 people have seen this

[MadeInKyoto666]

poor guy :(

[soccerholden13]

@MadeInKyoto666 shut the heck up

[bucylinas]

drocilka babajus

[bucylinas]

drocilka



[Insohmnia]

thumbs up if you saw this on rude tube

[Mrsolowing0582]

fake and gay

[TheMursk]

@Mrsolowing0582 Or just gay

[onesexforum]

haha brilliant

[Monkeyspankerelite]

Well, meth is a helluva drug xD

[Conkeygirl09]

IntiqYana, MrOOPSYDAISY123, migelsker, how the fuck is this fake. You are all fuckin stupid and actually use ur brain

[Conkeygirl09]

i like the end that was funny

[iloveyouhebe]

its not funny !!! lols like u dun do it -_-

[IntiqYana]

the most fake and gay video ever

[MrOOPSYDAISY123]

u lot are fuckin TROLLIN. FAKE AND GAY

[bread2k8]

wat do u wank when driven the car hahahahahahahahahahaha

[migelsker]

fake and gay

[cole3481596]

That man in the "Dodge Nitro SUV" should be on "America Got Talent" or "America Got Masturbation Talent".

[liberalman05]

hahahaha

[ph0enixo8]

epic lo

[DaM3DGe]

wow....

[patrick560sl]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[ScrewdUPClickV2]

thats a hell of a pit stop , haha

[cole3481596]

He-Man "Masturbation of the Universe"

[bloodrush100]

ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

[sean9820]

Whoops!

[x4kira]

owned! lol

[GothamzJoker]

was he masturbating to someone or a billboard? lol

[GothamzJoker]

hahahahahahaah i've masturbated in a car once while calling a phone sex operator.

[trainreqx]

ohh damn dat sucks

[nessergio]

0:40 Oh man, he's angry!!! hahahahaha

[mastersnapes]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahhaha!!!!!

[snowermoria]

ostavete 4oveka da laska be :D

[raneann1]

lol!

[am1gv]

looks like that guy was going for gold at one point lol

[RusiaCanal]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[4evernever]

nice car

[Macksingh1]

Sucks to be him right about now

[swcadiz]

i think i see a forskin!

[Inquisition101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[666kz666]

HA! Thats gold! Question is WHY would you masterbate in public like that? Thats just asking to get caught lmao

[SQUAD789]

fucken hilarious!!

[FLIPSYDOODAA]

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

[gdcolwell]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Fuck that's so funy!

[Gnomestone]

staged

[lordlong]

could be but damn can you imagine how embarrassed that guy must have felt!? LMFAO!

[Selestino84]

@lordlong I think that guy has no embarrasement what so ever for masturbating in public

[smichelle65]

you should've left a note on his windshield: "Smile! You're on YouTube!"

[mistermayy]

wut a faggotfucker

[Curunir]

İMOOO PWNEDDDD !!!!! sdfgdfhgdfh

[koolakalle]

fake!

[mero40k]

1:36 LOL

[p011i]

ahahaha 5/5

[timbro1]

wow

[audi80gte]

he must be horny :P hahahahahhaha

[DanieL34749]

what did your friend say to the guy?!

[phogasm]

Hahahahhahah!!! It gets hot when you do that. Gotta keep the roof open

[bertola510]

hahahahahhahahhahahahahahahha

[alpharaptor1]

i couldn't bring myself to buy a nitro, i thought they were for jack-offs.

[HmItsSarah]

Omfg o__o

[budge8ryan]

what a fuckin tool

[Budget0000000]

what an amateur, he had to pull over!

[04260042600426004260]

@Budget0000000 HAHAHA!!

[jjkkll40]

Holy chode that'd like the funniest thing ever

[dakkenly]

Throw shit down at him or say "STOP FAPPING"

[igus99]

weooooooooooon !!!!!!!!

[shoutingxmercy]

BUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED­!

[1337aren]

nice jerk off

[brutis5000]

omfg funnyest shit on youtube right dere

[Asifk88]

haha nice

how you went down to him is just mean man haha

[jon2almendarez]

HAHAHAHA

[MultiBlackjesus]

HAHAHAHAH

[Sovietunion1337]

Hahahaha

[razmathaz]

00:41 he goes craazyyyy!

[aggeboy]

HAHAHAHAH XDD

[JK11451]

Holy crow! This is fantastic! ROFL!

[0niProductions]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA EPIC 1:04

[sicomotherlicker]

rather gay watching sum guy avin a tugg ini???

[telswood]

how pathetic are you? how is having a laugh at someone jerking off "gay"?

[sirfrancisco]

HE IS ANGRY!

[oragami2squid]

you guys are my heros.

[red33410]

Invasion of privacy!  *laughter*

[ZaepfchenDesGrauens]

ownage!

[XxPropheticxX]

Love when Tim goes down to wave hello

[cole3481596]

That man in the SUV should know that playing with yourself is not a job.

[cole3481596]

I can't stop laughing about that guy playing with his banana and I think he is reading the Toronto Sun with the sunshine girl section on the last page on the newspaper.

You should changed the title to: Don't "masturbate in a car with a sliding roof open"

[drtbkeyamaha]

lmao! thats funny...

[AlphaAGENT144]

HAHAHAH

[sundayheel]

highlarious

[Unzem]

Fake

[aljaurez]

es un idiota.  XD other idiot

[littleyellowgrl48]

For some odd reason, this makes me sad because this very vid furthers the idea of the taboo of sexuality that is still so prominent in societies today.

[FcukingTroll]

lolz

[bro577]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh man, i would have done so many thing to make fun of this guy!!!!!

he thought he was good with tinted windows, but too bad his hand got the best of him!!!

LMFAO!!!!

LMFAO!!!

i cant believe one of your friends went down to wave at you and then at the dude in the car..

that was a kodac moment!

[Left4DeadChile]

Hahhahahhaaha 1:04

[elektroduende]

vamos ke nos vamos

[RCEbooks]

Should have dumped a bucket of cold water down on him?

[Michael0oo]

Hahaha!

[danicore]

jhsjhjhsjhsjahjajhahjajhajhaah­jajha

hahjahjahja

[TheIgor2009]

amazing.good job guys:)

[RobertsDigital]

If this is real then how come when that guy at 1:05 showed up and looked, he was still masturbating?

And why would a masturbating man cover his penis with a cloth. That means he knows that people are watching him or will probably be watching him, thats why he has to cover his penis with a cloth., which proves it is staged.

If it were real he wouldnt cover his penis.

[caroinsweet]

lol, when he looked up he stop masturbating, he just frezeed. and if you get to think he´s covering his penis with that in case someone pass BY the car don´t you think.

(excuse my poor english if u don´t understand)

[buttlord123]

lol should have thrown some ice water thru his sun roof

[babychowww]

damn!

caught me!!

xD

[Evylegna]

es un LoL y necesitado (?) D=

[armatebeo]

did he die D:?

[DDRMAX300]

think so D:

[natsanty]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa no fucking mames you guys who rec this tape are fucking genius!!!!!

[99javi99]

jajaja menudo makina!! xD OWNED brutal!! jajaja de los mejores videos que he visto!

[souhaite19]

jajajajaja.. el culiao jajajaja makakero culiao..

[69Bluntsmoka420]

lol what a faget

[Fronlax]

Hahaha what would say his wife.

[alvaritro]

what makes you think he got one? lol