Things NOT to say when you get pulled over

[OpTicHecTiLe]

computer nerd101

[MHgurl123]

Response- MY CAT TOOK A DUMP NU RLLY! IT'S ON CAT CRAP APP!!!!

[jokerbrand92]

i asked a cop for his autograph lol

[Tazlamar]

cute cat

[samckone1]

i was goin to a club duuuuuh!! BYE!

[samckone1]

the cat might have rabies

[DarkSparrow277]

Just write the ticket already, or i'll pop you son!!!!! Especially if he's black!

[Dale2751]

this is this users older bro dont say "yes i know y u pulled me over. u want the naked picture of ur wife back" lol

[MissVideoDiva90]

"Hey look a donut!!!"

[TheMrbigk12]

Hurry up and write the ticket, I have a buy one get one free cupon for Starbucks!!!

[Colinandrew12]

cop:do you kno how fast u were drivin, sir?

you: for one thing, im not a sir. second, no im payin attention to the road! do u think i wanna crash?

[LCsabigirl]

why you be stealing my cat >:-| lol wait, Shes right here. come here kitty!

[MrChunkyBulldogs]

Are you Joshes friend??? (Thecomputernerd01)

[ArrowSithLord]

Yeah, I would say, which no one shouldn't: "Oh sorry, but your wife called me up because she said you were at work."

[MsGuessWho92]

your cat looks pissed 

[luigifan72]

cop: do you know how fast you were driving?

you: yes

cop: im gonna have to see your liscnce

you: i dont have one

you: (make up a story of how you stole the car and theres a dead body in the trunk)

cop: *into radio* im gonna need some backup here

other cop: are all these so this is a stolen car, you have no lisence, and your a murderer?

you: no *shows cop lisence and proof of owning the car*

other cop: hmmm ill ask cop about this

you: i bet he told you i was speeding, didnt he?

[Catgirl321Woozworld]

Cop: Do You Know How Fast You Where Driving?

You: Hi

Cop: Hello. Do You Know How Fast You Where Speeding

You: Hi

Cop: Answer My Question.

You: Hi

Cop: (Writes 2 Tickets) One Is For Speeding, And One's For Not Answering Me.

You: Have A Nice Day :D

[iRecordGlitches]

But you was speeding to catch up to me?!

[chaz32411]

Hurry up and write the ticket... can't you see I'm in a hurry!

[MrLegoman823]

Random kitty!!!!!!!

[maddieboo10290]

awww that cat is soooo cute wat is their name



[bandjlovesu]

cop: do you know how fast ur going

you: do you know how fat u r?

cop: excuse me son, lisence and registrtion plz

you: what are they? are you supposed to have those?

[purplemexican99]

hmmmmm ya :) funny more videos!

[sarahrocks618]

Cop: Excuse me, you were speeding. Let me see your license.

You: Sure, hold my beer while I get it for you.

[hobojim122]

U pulled me over bc im black right i almost pooped my pants like if u if u did the same

[karleekratz1]

never say do you know how fat you are

[MrBlobfish101]

you should never say

" you know cop the only reason why i was speeding was because starbucks runs out of donuts and coffee in ten minutes

[luvmeluvmusic21]

luv it hilarious!

[75erickeith]

Cute

[luvmykiddies1]

i was going at least 200 mph i wanna read my romance novel!! ive gotten to the romance scene

[meatwagonization]

sry you didnt notice i went 100mph i did it purposly

[boboremi121]

hey there another person doing it oh what shes a hot blone

[Joegreat11]

you pulled me over cause' I'm black? Wtf I'm white!

[LOLO111111111111]

"sniff sniff, you smell bacon?"

[Firerock9000]

Cop: Your eyes look dilated, have you been drinking?

Driver: Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

[TheCassAndCrystalSho]

Fake dead Hahaha xD

[Stinker142174]

sorry, i didnt mean to speed. I just want some so bad!!(speed is a nickname for a drug) for u stoopid people out there.

[2010collapse]

@Stinker142174 There's also people who suck at English language while speaking several other languages perfectly. How many do you speak, besides just English?

[inatunnel]

ok if you get pulled over dont say there is illegal drugs in the trunk

[TheHi2066]

omg luv the kitten

[madimadimadimay]

oh no josh died!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jpeacock95]

when cop pulls you over slide over to the passenger seat and buckle up. when he gets to the window look at him wih a straight face and say "she was just there!" lol

[MoMoMarceline]

hahah because im black? my brothers done that before lol

[emmatast]

Me- Hey, I'm soo sorry, but... I forgot my weed at home. Happen to have any?

Cop- Yeah! No its totally fine. I have some in the back of my .

Me- NO WAY! Thanks coppy dude!

Cop- Hands behind your back.

Me- But I thought you were gonna gimme some weed?

[2tippy2lucy]

Aawwww dat cat is really cute! :)

[Howrse42]

Cop: Have you been drinking tatley, sir?

Me: I swear to drunk, I'm not god!!

[giddaychief]

@Howrse42 i think the cop must be drunk judging by his pronunciation! :)

[Demon1993Seed]

fag

[TheKatiecat68]

did anyone else see the holes in his ears? ':(

[seattleinstl]

do u no how fast U were going



[TheSteph2354]

cop-how high are you?

me-no sir, it's hi how are you.

[Cherrylips281999]

What a cute cat XD

[oldpeoplerock182]

the worst thing to ever say to a cop: but i forgot my purse at home!!!! (and your a guy...)

[swimgreen13]

aww cute cat teehee

[gabby80222]

does this mean i can keep my weed?

[Cooper2of4]

Whatever you, do don't search my car.

Whatever you, do don't frisk me.

[whatagail]

Me:hey look that guys holding a donut

Cop:where

Me: bye

Cop:wha wha get back here with that donut

[ZZxBlade]

He got a Kittty!Run!!

[mars22nikki]

How'd you even think of those?!?!? Lol:) my favorite is the "you only pulled me over because I'm black" I'm not racist though lol! I'm sure you aren't either.

[jayhawkralley]

I go a cow stupid autocorrect cat not cow cat!

[ZZxBlade]

Me:Do hou like Waffles?

Cop:Yes i like Waffles!

Me:Do i run a stop sing?

Cop:I want my Waffles!

Me:Dam it..This neve happed..

[MrKillermau5]

What ever u do cop dont smell inside of my car

[marooncatlove]

Ummm............... I wanted to come surprise you for a party, but now the surprise is ruined, THANKS A LOT!!!!! ;)

[MegaSharks11]

i dont drive but i love you and josh

[bratz55555]

my friends mom actually sped until she got home and when the cop asked her why she didn't stop she said "I have to take a crap!" only she said the bad word lol

[Actress822]

my dads a cop and now whenever he stops my car to tick me off I'm going to use these lines. :D

[MyChemRadio]

Cop: Do you know why i pulled u over?

Comedian: -holds up donuts- Cause u can smell it!

lol i saw that on tv one day..

[ImDaC00kieMonstah]

@MyChemRadio Gabriel Iglesias.

[MyChemRadio]

@ImDaC00kieMonstah YES! Thats the guy.. My cousin showed him to me :D

[coolcianc]

poop on you

[faytay101]

"I'm never paying this ticket until you decide to QUIT YOUR JOB AND NEVER RETURN!!! I think I played that one off pretty well"

[MsAnimallover72]

not the top comment but BANANA

[alex770682]

@MsAnimallover72 its funny how people try to get the top comment BUT DONT

[TechnoFreek16]

Im too drunk to get out of the car, you can get in though officer.

[imre246]

i love u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[imre246]

im not as think as you drunk i am

[cooltalkmusicman]

dude don't touch my car or ill flip

[kittycatkatie1]

whats the cats name

[XxHawaiiFiveOXx]

i got a keeeyat

[webinzluver167894]

person:*gets pulled over*

cop:how high are you?

person:no you got it all wrong,its hi how are you!

[fairpet]

* bursts out into tears*Cop: I'm sorry mam jest go along!! Me: we'll I should think!! And that's how u get out of a ticket!! :)

[fairpet]

Cop: do u know how fast u were going? Me: U PULLED ME OVA CUZ IM BLACK!! DIDN'T U?!?!? Cops: ummm ur white, not black... Me: we'll aren't we just all the same on the inside?!? Jeez!! I was adopted into a black family and idk about u but I was raised where we can all get along!!!! Cop: oh I'm sorry mam!! I didn't mean 2 offend u!! Me: we'll maybe next time u should think about things before u say them!!! * bursts out intom

[ivanthegreat760]

i hate you

[ivanthegreat760]

kid;I didit do any thing ok

[eGxsmitts]

in the box ya

[eGxsmitts]

clearly that guy has been pulled over alot

[madster215epicnes]

I GOTTA CAT :D



[cassiebrvo]

Cop: pull over

Me: i am pulled over

cop: no your not

me: sir, please stop speeding

*pulls over*

cop: im trying to catch u

me: u should stop catcfhing the doughnuts and catch the treadmill

cop: please step out of the vehicle

me: sry, im escaping from this cop and he told me to pull over so when he gets here can u tell me? *starts playing games on phone*

[TheAubreyratliff]

wait put my comment where? your just pointing to the cristian single sight

[crash7mn]

cop: hello do you know that your speeding

u: no , but do you know an officer named larry?

cop: yeah

u: oh dude i so tight with him

cop: i hate Larry he an idiot who what you so call accidently realease the most wanted man in america when we caught him

u: oh i know that guy! hes living with me!

cop: madam i mean sir your under arrest

* running for your life!!!!!!!*

[mikeybikey2001]

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going

You: SHUT UP FATTY!

[JadeWearsACowdudeHat]

HAHAHAHA I hate cats. ._.

[havahbox]

Cop:stop speeding

You:hey can i put your man brawl on my head

cop:get out of the car

you: why your going to give me your brawl



[theashtonisawsome1]

cop:heres your tiket

you:thanks a lot duchbag oops

cop:oh you want a nother one

you:yeah bitch

cop:step out of the vehicel you under arrest

[jb74klh]

Is that a fort made of blankets in the background? Oh, Tyler(:

[mickeyb3231]

That is 1 cute cat meow!!!!!!!!

[Joshisthebest345]

cat died

[durexa5]

love the kitten <3

[AlanaBananaization]

LOL

[maximumride2000]

-holds box of dounuts on my lap- cause you could smell it >w<

[hansfordtv]

Wow! What a cool badge! I have one just like it! Wanna see?

[hansfordtv]

I was speeding because you were behind me. 5 years ago my wife ran off with a cop. I thought you were bringing her back.

[FluzzMe]

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

You: No sir, I don't.

Cop: What were you doing?

You: I was smoking, talking on the phone, listening to music, buying a hamster online, and playing the Wii. Is there something wrong with that sir?

[Mychemicalromance791]

I got a cat!!!

[cheddermonster]

you pulled me over cause im black right?

lol

[noahangleblood]

im sorry sir

i thought you wouldve wanted your wife home by now i found her on the street corner

a couple blocks back

AND JUST TO TELL YOU IF YOU TELL A COP DONT LOOK IN THE TRUNK HE CANNOT LEGALLY SEARCH YOUR CAR UNLESS HE HAS A SEARCH WARRANT

[ordihima55]

i have a cat!!!! but it's black!!! XD

[Odysseus6994]

Cop: Do u no how fast u were going?

You: Oh, look a dunkin donuts box with a dozen donuts its not mine must be yours.

Cop: This never happened

Ps: Peeplar ripped me off so he's a major douchebag

[doggiesmiles16]

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

You: what

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?!

You: what

Cop: DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER!!!!!

You: theres no need to yell

 Sorry if this makes any cops mad

[awesomerule]

''can u leave ur comment in the box yah in the box yah in the boix yah thanx I got a cat!''

[pillowlover1000]

IM IN LOVE WITH THIS VIDEO and ur rings

[nestadad]

you: i need to get home i forgot to wash my cat. cop: you cant wash cats. :/ you: well i have a cat do soooo... cop: just fotget it. you: NO! cop: do u want to be arrested? you: yes! wait a minute... -five minutes later- you: NO!!! cop: alright then bye you: OK bye :) cop: >:( you: -drive away-

[nestadad]

@nestadad cat dog*

[njonjonjuso]

cute cat oh and i dind't say enything

[imajew22productions]

also dont say i swear to drunk im not god lol

[03jaejae]

64 people r retarded

[catcherintheryerocks]

u need tinted windows 4 this 2 work

while he walks over, undo ur seatbelt, slide over 2 the passenger side, buckle up, roll down the window on the drivers side and wen he walks up be like "what seems to be the problem officer?"

[Ifreakinglovesmosh]

One thing u should never say is I didn't even know I was driving

[thefunkilledu]

I swear to drunk I'm not god officer.

[missrachel388]

i love you tylerrr..... marry me?? :D i luvv yer hair tooo

[TheSecretLifeofaVamp]

i love you Tyler!!!!!!!

[shiningsapphire100]

Cop: Have u been drinking tonight Sir? You: Yes. Do u want some? Cop:mmmmm.... why not? *you hand bottle to cop* *cop drinks from bottle* Cop: THIS IS APPLE JUICE!!!!! You: well duh... Cop: Your under arrest. You: *sighs* actually i cant. Cop: why? You: im too tired. Cop: Ok, Bye then.

[MaximumMik6325]

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking anything tonight?

You: Durrrrr I swear ta drunk I'm not God..... Uhhhhhh.... Nooooooooo?

[IWillKickSerbianAss]

awww KITTY!!!!!!

[lmh1024]

63 people are weird

[MandWmedia]

k i ant drive but if u check my channel ill have a video up soon about it cuz ive come up wit alotta things to say in the last 30 seconds

[EvilCupcakes4672]

Cop:Do you know how fast you were going Me:hey hey hey a cop threw an m&m at me and said i'm not afraid so i threw a skittle at him and said taste the rainbow!!!!!!! (throws skittles at cop)

[MyThecomputernerd]

Taste the rainbow ( throw skittles at cop)

[Jillyluvsu]

ur cats cute

[88dalerailing]

I've said "you can take that ticket and shove it up ur ass " I was 16 wen I said that. Didn't go 2 well

[vickmakesmesick]

Cop:ma'am u know y I pull ya over? You:na..... Cop: step out of the car, I'm gonna givya a couple of DUI tests. You:I NOT AS THINK AS AS Y-YOU DRUNK I AM

[vickmakesmesick]

Cop: ma'am, do u no why I pulled you over?

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

cop: sir step out of the vehicle

me: k just hold my beer for a sec

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

cop: sir r u drunk?

me: no im just high on shrooms, crack, meth, etc, but not drunk

cop: sir plz step out of the car

me: sur thing mr. pink hippo!

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

cop: sir do u no how fast u were going?

me: o srry i was trying to get away from ur moms house wen ur dad walkin as i was doin her

cop: D:

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

cop: sir r u drunk?

me: are u judging me for my way of driving?

cop: sir u were swaving

me: my way of driving is called extreme sezure driving

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

cop: sir please step out of the car:

me: k lemmy just burry this body first

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

cop: are you drunk?

me:r U drunk officer?

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

cop: sir are you drunk?

me: no! i was drivin just fine til u pulled me over and almost got me in a weck!

[SavvannahxSage123]

Cop:Sir are you drunk?

You:Sir are you eating to many donuts?

Cop:Im giving you a ticket!

You: No im giving u a ticket.

[bandaidnoob]

you not black

[BBb1rd1]

aw the cat is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[XxInsideJokexX]

Cop: Are You under the influence?

you: no.

cop: then why were you swerving out of control?

you: *shrugs* I dunno.

[kyky111098]

your cat is sooooo cute!

[cheyenne123456781]

lol funny

[wilfrido1lora]

i know a guy that said

cop: do you know why i pulled you over son

guy: cu you can smell it ( shows doughnut)

[005Kalie]

cop:y were u speeding?

me:y were u?

cop:so u were?

me:ya cuz i was trying to get away from u

cop:oh, get out of the car

me:no u

cop:im not in a car

me:im giving u a ticket

cop:keep moving

[005Kalie]

10 things not to say to a cop marsmellows meow i have a kitty r u drunk for thinkin im drunk i love barney purple is the color for me just kiding i was in narnia and was a prinssess i found a dolla im a slave for u

[coolcat7111]

cop: Why do you have a kid?

Parent: Im taking her hostage

Kid: Yay!!!! This is fun! XD

[xoxoalyssaxoxoxo]

fat cop: are you high?

you: are you pregnuat?

cop: haha funny not step out of the car

you: y are we going to the cops donut shop

[1999Jenni]

Cop: Lincense please

You: Like a good neighbor STATE FARM is there!

*POOF*

[lovelikewowable]

cop: why are you speeding

me: I'm stupid AND HE LET ME GO!

[mrfunnyman64486]

um arent pigs supposed to be in stabels?....i have said that once

[RyanDolan123]

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight

You: No

Cop: Alright, please step out of the vehicle

You: Sure can you hold my bottle?

*You give bottle to cop*

Cop: Ummm... This is a bear bottle covered in duct tape.

You: Ohhhhhh...

*You run away*

[supahbass99]

@RyanDolan123 beer is spelled wrong

[ljbehr]

i like 3 - 1 well i like all of them

[bomb1237]

cop:your eyes look clear have you been drinking

me:your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts

[BannaCakes345]

my bro got pulled over the cop said where u being stupid and he said no but u r shurly being stupider

[musicislife56712]

Love the Cat What's its name?? LOL

[angelina9334]

win my big brother got pull over and the cop was like are you drunk son my big brother was your my daddy o.o lol

[MultiFantagegirl]

* cop siren sounds *

me: yes officer?

cop: do you have any donuts?

me: no, why would you wanna eat junk food?!

cop: callin me fat?!

me: take this present and you tell me * throws box out window and drives away *

cop: * opens * oh nice a treadmill * sees skittles *

cop: what are these for?

me: TASTE THE RAINBOW!

[pinkbunny747]

cop:r u drinking and driving

u:no i'm eating skittles while peircing my nose what do u think

[friend4eva111222]

You: *throws ur pet bird at the cop* KILL THE PIG, BIRDIE!!

Officer: *falls down* here is ur ticket

You: *gasps* TO WILLY WONKA N THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY??!?

[peepeelaer]

You: im not drunk i swear

Cop: you just threw a hamster out your window and yelled "GO PIKACHU!"

[TheMisalia]

@peepeelaer U just took the 2 top comments and made them... 

[Odysseus6994]

@peepeelaer you ripped me off bitch

[Odysseus6994]

@peepeelaer Idiot

[Odysseus6994]

@peepeelaer you ripped me off

[Odysseus6994]

@peepeelaer go bleed in a ditch douche

[supahbass99]

@peepeelaer just peed myself