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  • Whenthe other guy 12 betted you should be suspicious... You could see that he knew what he was doing...

  • @TradingTutor I was suspicious. Thats why I raised him again, to see if he would come back over the top.

  • @gder01 Yea but that way you're either make worse hands than yours to fold or better hands to make a 14 bet, you'll turn your hand into a bluff...

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  • i like how he never posts the buy in

  • holy moses

  • "I've seen this guy.. you know.. 12 bet me preflop with king jack.. so I mean.. I'm callin"

  • So 4 months after you realise you cant live a "real" life.. LOL

  • I'm laughing so hard right now about you chunking your banana at your grandma lmfao

  • ur hilarious!

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  • "We got a bit over 1 blind..[folds 7Qo] we gotta pick our spots. i mean im not gonna just stick it in... im not gonna stick my whole stack in with some mediocre hand...." LOL

  • when bodog rapes me in the butt, at least i can still watch this afterwards. but come on waterboat at least call along with your qq to make it believeable

  • when bodog rapes me in the butt, at least i can still watch this afterwards

  • @LonelyaaCrisaa560 so does "i fucked your mom"

  • Funny stuff. Do people really not understand these are jokes

  • you folded pocket QQ when the flop came 3 6 7

    you doughnut

  • haha! you suck bro all in with 4 3 off suit?? you fool

  • skillllzz

  • i looooooove this videos.. obv best of the best

  • 1 dollar is high stakes ?

  • @Moninja obv

  • min raise with a caller before you so weak.

  • Lol according to sharkscope your profit is - $88. Your ROI is -10%. Is this a joke or does this guy really think he is good. If this guy just makes these to screw around somebody please tell me but this guy is a total lieng fish.

  • awesome!

  • lol woooooow too much, "this guy 12 bet me preflop with KJ"

  • lol wow "we got 4 people in the hand, we can quadruple up"

  • anyone who 15 bets KJo is the nutz imo. But 15 betting 34o.....Demi God?

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  • u folded qq ..wtf? kill ya self

  • I spiked a tell on the KJ-43 hand when he re-raised to 441 not to 440. He could be your imitator

  • newbie

    

  • u fuckin suck lol

  • Title made me urinate myself laughing.

  • you are a fish waterboat

  • hahahahahaha folded QQ with 367 flop

  • 4 videos and you didnt win one hand at a showdown, you go all in pre-flop with a 4-5 ??? am I missing something or are you a total moron?????

  • This title alone is genius

  • lol his roi on sharkscope is +127%. Nice.

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    funny shit!

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  • "living the life, gambling, making hundreds of dollars every second" .. why u with your grandma then? sorry

  • "i'm trying to pick up a read here" quote at around the 10th reraise hahahah. man you're awesome

  • be nice to her ! man my gramma died and i realized that she was not going to be there

  • This has got to be a joke haha. I mean he is so stupid its funny.

  • I cant bealive the guy 15 bet KJ pre-flop, and call All in on the flop with K high.

  • @ODAR69 this is why the lowest stakes are a lottery in all poker sites.

    Thanks Water boat. I now know how to 15 bet someone. Now it's time to win me some money :)

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  • this guys videos are GOLD! ive looked up his stats on bluffmagazine....they guy is really only a mediocre player.....i mean his avg buy in is 2-3 times mine is...and ive made like 3 times the amount he has.....but these vids are obviously for jokes and to make ppl laugh.....so chill out ppl

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  • you played 10,4 / 3,9 / Q,4/ folded QQ/...enough. I can't watch your dumbass play anymore.

  • @brandonsmith666 LOL. YOU ARE THE DONK HE'S LAUGHING AT.

    This is a joke!

  • @Olekander you're the fuckin donk asshole

  • @brandonsmith666 why is that? cos you're too fucking retarded to realise this is a joke video? lmao shame on you.

  • @Olekander "shame on you, shame on you"...what pussy.

  • @brandonsmith666 . your english is aweful, and you're as dumb as G.W bush.

  • @Olekander my english is bad? can you understand this: go fuck yourself in the asshole dipshit.

  • @brandonsmith666. How is insulting people over your failures, gonna solve anything? Also, better get out of the house, you're gonna flood it with your tears and drown.

  • @Olekander haha.

  • you said you were living the life lol... playing $1 + 0.25 sng's?

    your a fucking tool

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  • why would you bet that high with 3 and 4 unsuited. that is an incredibly weak hand, and you haven't even seen the flop. you talk about how they are amuteurs but that decision was very..... "amuteurish" it was almost certain you was gonna lose

  • @jamieboy60 lol, study his videos. There is lotts of useful info in them ;)

  • Not sure if troll

  • "and now the amarture seems to be laughing" as are the rest of us LMFAO,

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i have tears in my eyes,i laughed so hard i couldnt breath

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  • why did he fold q-q at 3:36??? that pissed me off. this nigger doesnt know how to play

  • @wtfbbqpwned69

    His opponents could have had K-K or even A-A!

  • @supernova83 and please tell me what the odds of that would be.

  • i love this guy, amazing thoughts about poker..., biggest lay downs i've ever seen, extremely good player, just solid poker all the time.... just a great teacher...... i think it's a revolution in online poker.... and he's triggering it....MUST SEE ALL HIS VIDEOS without any exceptions.... and one more thing... if u will NOT lose ALL ur bankroll withing few minutes after listening to this guy and watching his videos, then u doing something wrong......u gotta watch the videos again... and again.

  • "hope u guys learn a little a bit of somethin" YEAH DON'T THROW A FUCKIN BANANA TO A GRANNY THAT'S MAKING UR BED AND BRINGING U FOOD

  • For everyone who doesn't understand that this is joke is clearly clueless. waterboat is the man. It's because of guys like him that I can control myself when I take a bad beat. I just watch one of his videos, and all is well. Come on, for those of you who don't get it, wake up.

  • lmfao is all i can say

  • aye, It's a cool sport.. a way to lose you car, house, wife, life.. there is no friggen strategy.. it's bullshit!

  • @Guardian1123 i smell i donkey!!

    Then how do the winning players always win?

  • @Guardian1123 yeah same as chess ,pure gamble

  • LMAO i love this guy,

    [X] Genius

    [_] Maniac

  • manu suck! GO chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!

  • quit bitchen u got ur grandma makin u food and makin ur bed ahjahaah

  • so whats the point of making so much money if you have no life?

  • hilarious

  • "i was on tilt" so you threw a banana at your gran.

  • joke

  • Good fold with QQ over there, the i put that guy on 45 off suit before you folded, good play!!;)

  • MAN U SUCK

  • Man u suck.!! U play like u wanna lose not win? or win fair? hehe u seuck lest play some heads up

  • U should have stopped reraising to be honest gder01 i think i'm a better poker player then u i can beat u becuz i know ur strategies and im more conservative and u play almost every hand u need to learn how to fold u r good though

  • what a bitch....making your bed...she deserved that bananna

  • wow thanks so much for the valuable insight you are one the games modern geniuses my roi has flowen through the roof as result.

  • I couldn't force myself to fold queens there so casually lol

  • This guy makes me laff so much!

  • HOW TO 15 BET WITH 4 HIGH!

    awesome

  • Lol you fold queens nice play with the 3 4 donkey! Donks like you have to play every hand! Lol it's great! Just can't lay it down

  • this is the funniest shit ive ever seen, i would pay for these

  • holy moses. LMFAO

  • This must be a joke - nobody is this stupid.

  • hahaha

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  • looool wish i was at this table

  • lmao 8:15.."I'm tryin to pick up a read here.. " HAHAH.

  • Is this video a joke!? wow!

  • LMFAO 10:36

    "I'm not just gunna stick it in"

    ...

  • this has to be my favourate tutourial of them all. the depth and level of understanding of poker water boat has is like a grand master at chess.

    ill always follow your strategies and i hope i can be as quarter as good as you are.

    thanks for opening and sharing your mind with us. you truley are a pro among pros.

    see you at the tables

  • lol, I actually counted the raises just to be sure...

    ...it WAS a 15-bet with 4 high. And called the 16-bet.

  • lol his grandma caught him spanking it

  • I love when he has 80 chips left and he talks about how he doesnt want to push his WHOLE stack in with a mediocre hand.

  • "just what I feared: he came over the top"---too funny!

  • Since I began watching your vids, now I am winning player and I even get the chicks.

  • HAHAHAHA the comments are amazing..some of you people are beyond stupid. God I hope you guys are all playing on FTP or Stars..hahah fkin retards!

  • I've seen this guy 12 bet me pre flop with KJ so I'm gonna call.

  • I love when he folds QQ. Other guy was obviously repping 4,5 haha.

  • This guy is obviously not serious, all his videos are just jokes.

  • @03:38 i can't stop laugh! You only can kidding us with this videos! I think that is your point, making funny videos about poker! ''I'm not a gambler'' | Pls, shut the fuck up!!

  • i don't give a fhk wat happend to u and ur granny mate

  • Lost my shit @03:38

    I laughed so hard my dog thought I was crazy. Thought you were going to do that with the four in front of you with 30 to call on the raise

  • HE HAD A PAIR Q!!!

    I'm not seeing any more of this crap!

    wtf!

  • thanks for the pro poker tips bruv. ive done everything you said, and now im a winning player!

  • its a shame the word genius has lost its value, but waht else can u call this man, purely specatcular

  • did he just fold queens

  • hangin out w/ chicks is good....nice vid btw

  • youre all probably the idiots i twilight on the regular

  • i reverse twilght on da daily

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  • you're an idiot if you throw anything at anyones grandma..

  • its not a joke. watch you get twilighted, or vunderbluffed.

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  • Who plays this shit WTF

  • You are a fish...

    I challenge you too play 500 one Dollar heads Up Sngs against me in the next month.

    This is not about money, I just want to show the world how much of a fish you are...

  • Sneider...you're a total moron. I would put any amount of money on Water Boat vs you heads up. Water boat is way better than you think you stupid donk.

  • I hope that u realize that that was a joke :-)

    only a good player could play that bad :-D

  • your an idiot, this is not a joke, this is how I play and I win too

  • 500 one dollar hu sit and go's lol make it 500 1/2 no limit

  • you're an idiot, mlsneider

  • lol thats 1 dollar tourney strategy.

  • so bad. it's awful.

  • omg i lold so hard when he stuck it in your ass

  • i followed ur twilight strategy and im up like 2bb/100 to 9bb/100

  • man ur the worst poker player ever lol !!

  • love your vids man you are a true pro

  • omg i am pissing my pants at the 15-bet XD. Your comments are so helariousXD. Way better than southpark XD

  • lol 5:47

  • It's obvious this guy knows what he is doing. I can't believe he is willing to risk his massive edge by divulging his play by play decisions.

    You guys should appreciate this. It's not often that a goldmine tutorial like this comes about, especially at no expense.

  • @chadxinc Yeah this guy clearly knows what he's doing... HE JUST LOST HIS ENTIRE CHIP STACK. I learned something... don't raise like an idiot with 3,4.

  • @chadxinc PLEASE DONKS, read his guides, they give pricesless information away.

    I mean, who knew that T4off suit was a better starting hand than AA!?

  • @Olekander how is it?

    

  • I like gder's vid, but in order to do better satire, rather than folding big hands in bad spots, he should spaz overbet jam them or something... mocking a common mistake, as he does with calling raises w/ trash, betsizing horribly, etc.

  • I agree with you on that one.

    Gder01, please try and play big hands next time like how most donks would play.

    TY

  • he is not a donk, waterboat is god

  • @vweibel06 waterboat is chuck norris

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