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  • Whenthe other guy 12 betted you should be suspicious... You could see that he knew what he was doing...

  • @TradingTutor I was suspicious. Thats why I raised him again, to see if he would come back over the top.

  • @gder01 Yea but that way you're either make worse hands than yours to fold or better hands to make a 14 bet, you'll turn your hand into a bluff...

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  • i like how he never posts the buy in

  • holy moses

  • "I've seen this guy.. you know.. 12 bet me preflop with king jack.. so I mean.. I'm callin"

  • So 4 months after you realise you cant live a "real" life.. LOL

  • I'm laughing so hard right now about you chunking your banana at your grandma lmfao

  • ur hilarious!

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  • "We got a bit over 1 blind..[folds 7Qo] we gotta pick our spots. i mean im not gonna just stick it in... im not gonna stick my whole stack in with some mediocre hand...." LOL

  • when bodog rapes me in the butt, at least i can still watch this afterwards. but come on waterboat at least call along with your qq to make it believeable

  • when bodog rapes me in the butt, at least i can still watch this afterwards

  • @LonelyaaCrisaa560 so does "i fucked your mom"

  • Funny stuff. Do people really not understand these are jokes

  • you folded pocket QQ when the flop came 3 6 7

    you doughnut

  • haha! you suck bro all in with 4 3 off suit?? you fool

  • skillllzz

  • i looooooove this videos.. obv best of the best

  • 1 dollar is high stakes ?

  • @Moninja obv

  • min raise with a caller before you so weak.

  • Lol according to sharkscope your profit is - $88. Your ROI is -10%. Is this a joke or does this guy really think he is good. If this guy just makes these to screw around somebody please tell me but this guy is a total lieng fish.

  • awesome!

  • lol woooooow too much, "this guy 12 bet me preflop with KJ"

  • lol wow "we got 4 people in the hand, we can quadruple up"

  • anyone who 15 bets KJo is the nutz imo. But 15 betting 34o.....Demi God?

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  • u folded qq ..wtf? kill ya self

  • I spiked a tell on the KJ-43 hand when he re-raised to 441 not to 440. He could be your imitator

  • newbie

    

  • u fuckin suck lol

  • Title made me urinate myself laughing.

  • you are a fish waterboat

  • hahahahahaha folded QQ with 367 flop

  • @Guardian1123 yeah same as chess ,pure gamble

  • @eugenepjb wow .you must be an idiot

  • 4 videos and you didnt win one hand at a showdown, you go all in pre-flop with a 4-5 ??? am I missing something or are you a total moron?????

  • This title alone is genius

  • lol his roi on sharkscope is +127%. Nice.

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    funny shit!

  • "living the life, gambling, making hundreds of dollars every second" .. why u with your grandma then? sorry

  • "i'm trying to pick up a read here" quote at around the 10th reraise hahahah. man you're awesome

  • be nice to her ! man my gramma died and i realized that she was not going to be there

  • This has got to be a joke haha. I mean he is so stupid its funny.

  • I cant bealive the guy 15 bet KJ pre-flop, and call All in on the flop with K high.

  • @ODAR69 this is why the lowest stakes are a lottery in all poker sites.

    Thanks Water boat. I now know how to 15 bet someone. Now it's time to win me some money :)

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  • this guys videos are GOLD! ive looked up his stats on bluffmagazine....they guy is really only a mediocre player.....i mean his avg buy in is 2-3 times mine is...and ive made like 3 times the amount he has.....but these vids are obviously for jokes and to make ppl laugh.....so chill out ppl

  • @jaymac87b failing bragging fucknut :p

  • @jamieboy60 lol, study his videos. There is lotts of useful info in them ;)

  • you played 10,4 / 3,9 / Q,4/ folded QQ/...enough. I can't watch your dumbass play anymore.

  • @brandonsmith666 LOL. YOU ARE THE DONK HE'S LAUGHING AT.

    This is a joke!

  • @Olekander you're the fuckin donk asshole

  • @brandonsmith666 why is that? cos you're too fucking retarded to realise this is a joke video? lmao shame on you.

  • @Olekander "shame on you, shame on you"...what pussy.

  • @brandonsmith666 . your english is aweful, and you're as dumb as G.W bush.

  • @Olekander my english is bad? can you understand this: go fuck yourself in the asshole dipshit.

  • @brandonsmith666. How is insulting people over your failures, gonna solve anything? Also, better get out of the house, you're gonna flood it with your tears and drown.

  • @Olekander haha.

  • Not sure if troll

  • "and now the amarture seems to be laughing" as are the rest of us LMFAO,

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ i have tears in my eyes,i laughed so hard i couldnt breath

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  • why did he fold q-q at 3:36??? that pissed me off. this nigger doesnt know how to play

  • @wtfbbqpwned69

    His opponents could have had K-K or even A-A!

  • @supernova83 and please tell me what the odds of that would be.

  • @Guardian1123 i smell i donkey!!

    Then how do the winning players always win?

  • i love this guy, amazing thoughts about poker..., biggest lay downs i've ever seen, extremely good player, just solid poker all the time.... just a great teacher...... i think it's a revolution in online poker.... and he's triggering it....MUST SEE ALL HIS VIDEOS without any exceptions.... and one more thing... if u will NOT lose ALL ur bankroll withing few minutes after listening to this guy and watching his videos, then u doing something wrong......u gotta watch the videos again... and again.

  • "hope u guys learn a little a bit of somethin" YEAH DON'T THROW A FUCKIN BANANA TO A GRANNY THAT'S MAKING UR BED AND BRINGING U FOOD

  • For everyone who doesn't understand that this is joke is clearly clueless. waterboat is the man. It's because of guys like him that I can control myself when I take a bad beat. I just watch one of his videos, and all is well. Come on, for those of you who don't get it, wake up.

  • lmfao is all i can say

  • LMAO i love this guy,

    [X] Genius

    [_] Maniac

  • manu suck! GO chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!

  • quit bitchen u got ur grandma makin u food and makin ur bed ahjahaah

  • so whats the point of making so much money if you have no life?

  • hilarious

  • "i was on tilt" so you threw a banana at your gran.

  • joke

  • Good fold with QQ over there, the i put that guy on 45 off suit before you folded, good play!!;)

  • MAN U SUCK

  • Man u suck.!! U play like u wanna lose not win? or win fair? hehe u seuck lest play some heads up

  • what a bitch....making your bed...she deserved that bananna

  • wow thanks so much for the valuable insight you are one the games modern geniuses my roi has flowen through the roof as result.

  • I couldn't force myself to fold queens there so casually lol

  • This guy makes me laff so much!

  • HOW TO 15 BET WITH 4 HIGH!

    awesome

  • Lol you fold queens nice play with the 3 4 donkey! Donks like you have to play every hand! Lol it's great! Just can't lay it down

  • this is the funniest shit ive ever seen, i would pay for these

  • holy moses. LMFAO

  • This must be a joke - nobody is this stupid.

  • hahaha

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  • looool wish i was at this table

  • lmao 8:15.."I'm tryin to pick up a read here.. " HAHAH.

  • LMFAO 10:36

    "I'm not just gunna stick it in"

    ...

  • this has to be my favourate tutourial of them all. the depth and level of understanding of poker water boat has is like a grand master at chess.

    ill always follow your strategies and i hope i can be as quarter as good as you are.

    thanks for opening and sharing your mind with us. you truley are a pro among pros.

    see you at the tables

  • lol, I actually counted the raises just to be sure...

    ...it WAS a 15-bet with 4 high. And called the 16-bet.

  • lol his grandma caught him spanking it

  • I love when he has 80 chips left and he talks about how he doesnt want to push his WHOLE stack in with a mediocre hand.

  • "just what I feared: he came over the top"---too funny!

  • Since I began watching your vids, now I am winning player and I even get the chicks.

  • HAHAHAHA the comments are amazing..some of you people are beyond stupid. God I hope you guys are all playing on FTP or Stars..hahah fkin retards!

  • I've seen this guy 12 bet me pre flop with KJ so I'm gonna call.

  • I love when he folds QQ. Other guy was obviously repping 4,5 haha.

  • This guy is obviously not serious, all his videos are just jokes.

  • @03:38 i can't stop laugh! You only can kidding us with this videos! I think that is your point, making funny videos about poker! ''I'm not a gambler'' | Pls, shut the fuck up!!

  • Lost my shit @03:38

    I laughed so hard my dog thought I was crazy. Thought you were going to do that with the four in front of you with 30 to call on the raise

  • HE HAD A PAIR Q!!!

    I'm not seeing any more of this crap!

    wtf!

  • thanks for the pro poker tips bruv. ive done everything you said, and now im a winning player!

  • did he just fold queens

  • hangin out w/ chicks is good....nice vid btw

  • youre all probably the idiots i twilight on the regular

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  • you're an idiot if you throw anything at anyones grandma..

  • its not a joke. watch you get twilighted, or vunderbluffed.

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  • Who plays this shit WTF

  • You are a fish...

    I challenge you too play 500 one Dollar heads Up Sngs against me in the next month.

    This is not about money, I just want to show the world how much of a fish you are...

  • Sneider...you're a total moron. I would put any amount of money on Water Boat vs you heads up. Water boat is way better than you think you stupid donk.

  • I hope that u realize that that was a joke :-)

    only a good player could play that bad :-D

  • your an idiot, this is not a joke, this is how I play and I win too

  • 500 one dollar hu sit and go's lol make it 500 1/2 no limit

  • you're an idiot, mlsneider

  • lol thats 1 dollar tourney strategy.

  • so bad. it's awful.

  • omg i lold so hard when he stuck it in your ass

  • i followed ur twilight strategy and im up like 2bb/100 to 9bb/100

  • man ur the worst poker player ever lol !!

  • love your vids man you are a true pro

  • omg i am pissing my pants at the 15-bet XD. Your comments are so helariousXD. Way better than southpark XD

  • lol 5:47

  • It's obvious this guy knows what he is doing. I can't believe he is willing to risk his massive edge by divulging his play by play decisions.

    You guys should appreciate this. It's not often that a goldmine tutorial like this comes about, especially at no expense.

  • @chadxinc Yeah this guy clearly knows what he's doing... HE JUST LOST HIS ENTIRE CHIP STACK. I learned something... don't raise like an idiot with 3,4.

  • @chadxinc PLEASE DONKS, read his guides, they give pricesless information away.

    I mean, who knew that T4off suit was a better starting hand than AA!?

  • I like gder's vid, but in order to do better satire, rather than folding big hands in bad spots, he should spaz overbet jam them or something... mocking a common mistake, as he does with calling raises w/ trash, betsizing horribly, etc.

  • I agree with you on that one.

    Gder01, please try and play big hands next time like how most donks would play.

    TY

  • he is not a donk, waterboat is god

  • @vweibel06 waterboat is chuck norris

  • I picked it up and chucked it at her

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • Actually his best video, is called "reverse twilighting". Absolute legendary poker strategy...."throw you're opponents off by folding AK on the button" best line i have ever heard.

  • in video 26 he says in the last hand : and here were flopped our backdoor trips XD epic

  • Ok, i dont know the purpose of this video, but its fuckin hilarious. I think this guy is trying to be funny and if he's not, i wish i played him at every table. He's not loose aggressive. He's a maniac... a loose aggressive starts action, gets pots going and makes lots of good post flop decisions. this "guy" has no poker skill whatsoever. I think he is mocking the pro videos. His play preflop with the QQ's was pretty bad, his calls with that other trash was even worse.

  • This guy is too funny, repercussions for his grandma, ahahahhaha

  • look i understand what you where doing there but re-raise against a moron is actually a moron play you can't bluff a donkey i dont say this person is a bad player but if its one thing iv'e learn in poker is you simple can't get an idiot of a hand period

  • It makes me laugh so hard when people get pissed at this guy, like he's actually being serious.

  • I know. Its unbelievable.

  • o man your videos are hilarious, keep it going :D :D 5 stars for each video :D :D

  • roflmao @ the min raise war- was that other player in on this or is he really that retarded?

  • @ guy asking why fold QQ

  • Best line ever: I'm trying to pick up a read here.

    ROFL!