Master of the Internet

[Stonerb13]

Seems legit

[bros414]

OMG is that what a computer is ???!!! Really slow he needs a new computer lol

[Kazuo1G]

Wait a minute... You guys just passed up what the joke was. XD Dallas DOESN'T HAVE a capital! It's a CITY IN TEXAS.

[LadyVulcanSniper]

Didn't she ask what the capital of Dallas was? Why did he tell her the temperature?

[squallsquallsquall]

Obvious joke...

[mrgizmodotse]

it takes only 10 minutes to get the answer.

[mrgizmodotse]

What is the capital of Dallas,it takes only 10 minutes to get the answer. lol

[rybaar15]

1:57 cóż za emocje..

[awesomemint]

twin towers lmfao

[awesomemint]

10 minutes lol

[jeffjeff202]

I cant wait to send those electronic M's

[warjacek]

And it only took 10 minutes! :)

[GemBoyPL]

you've gotta be kidding me :O

[LordCharta]

-CHATTING WITH WOMENS

-TAXES

-CHATTING WITH MENS... ABOUT FOOTBALL KKAJSAKJSKJADASKJDGHASKFJGASDK­JHASDKA

[elxtioh]

Deme 100 !

[lilblake90]

so wait lemme get this right....you bought your own videos? really dude?

[DrBassdrop]

"Chatting with men... About football."

[CaptainOvious123]

"mastering the internet...you will become a master" literary genius

[hoody1601]

why did he buy his own videos?! 0.38

[lilblake90]

@hoody1601 thats what I wanna know!

[fidledoo]

The weird thing was, January 1, 2000 the mustache, glasses, and comb-over magically disappeared. Not Y2K compliant?

[testingtesting123PL]

TAM JEST BŁĄD W OPISIE - że to reklama z 1994 r.. a gościu ma standardową tapetę z Windows 95 i taki system.... wykradł go od Billa czy cofnął się w czasie?

Poza tym kurcze same no-lifey tam siedzą faktycznie z wyglądu...

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there's probably a mistake in info: commercial from 1994 ? but there's Windows 95 (first revision probably) wallpaper on the screen and - moreover - Win95 OS installed; geez all people in video looks like first kind no-life

[mimikrysia2]

Chatting with men.... about football. Haha :D

[PwnforceFrank]

ahh the 1990s. Shitiest looking websites ever

[shepherdserenity]

He... He bought his own book?

[HeyDreamer25]

@shepherdserenity vain... xD

[marbach666]

lol

[SonofSkinnyloser]

Ten minutes later, you can find anything you could find back then in a book in 30 seconds.

[rabarbarization]

why would he ask what your zipcode is... creepy... but still, 'it only took 10 minutes!' Go whatever-your-name-was junior!

[Bsmartx]

"and it only took 10 minutes" : O

[niewszystek]

polacy tępe kurwy xD

[masterJacky]

- SPORT SCORES

- CHATTING WITH WOMEN

- TAXES

- FOOTBALL SCORES

[1jjsoft]

tak!!!!



[Skakhti]

Kurwa przejmij sobie geny po starej

[tajakjejtam]

"It only took 10 minutes" O_O

[loskamilos2]

JEBAĆ POLSKĘ! KURWA NAJWIĘKSZA WIEŚ ŚWIATA!

[sEweron]

1:07

[DjRysioo]

Koleś wygląda jak ten cały sauron100vlog tylko, że za jakieś 10 lat :D

[DarkAngel2801PL]

/watch?v=vOtGPrEsizE

Jeżeli nie wiecie, kim są Smosh to polecam :)

[silverxooxoo]

LOL

[romero1711]

hey people look at this guy B1aqShadow , he said that we must speak english here, but he wrote in Polish 2 comments LOL what a... :)

[ziom5550]

@romero1711 Well he didn't said you MUST.

He said you could use english so others can understand your comment.

[romero1711]

@ziom5550 yes and he also said "Wole world is using english on the internet but some tards from poland are too stupid and narrow minded to do it" so He also talks about himself

[ziom5550]

@romero1711 Well he says that you could use it on english sites.

And you are trying to convice me to think that he is "too stupid and narrow minded to use english on yt".

Wiesz, lepiej wracaj do swojej gimbazy A.K.A. Kwejka.

[romero1711]

@ziom5550 niestety gimbaza juz zajetą za dużo miejsca zajmujesz :) pozdro



[ziom5550]

@romero1711 "Zajetą" Pozdro i poćwicz.

[romero1711]

@ziom5550 ćwiczę ćwiczę i może też niedługo będę taki fajny i uda mi sie wyłapać jakąś literówkę

[ziom5550]

@romero1711 U mad bro :D

[romero1711]

@ziom5550 hehe no I'm not :D peace bro :)

[pieczman]

co to kurwa jest?!

[stalkingmeat]

You don't speak English because you fucking suck at it, Poles, it's cool and all, but please shut the fuck up if you can't communicate.

Signed,

Pole himself.

[gorylek198]

znowu ? zaraz ukradniemy cały internet

[tcwdk]

"And it took only 10 minutes!" Dobre :D

[B1aqShadow]

@tcwdk Mi się wydaje to ten filmik jest po angiesku. To JEST anglojęzyczna część internetu. NK to polska na przykład a 2chan to japońska. Ogarniasz to baranie? Chuj z tego, że się wyprowadzę do USA? Co, twoje komentarze nagle będą po angielsku? A i najlepszy argument: nie masz co powiedzieć? Powiedz, że w internecie jesteś mocny, a w realu pizda. Nikt normalny tak nie mówi. Nie wiesz co to jest dyskusja? Musisz w mordę dać jak ją przegrywasz? Możesz mi naskoczyć słownie i fizycznie.

[romero1711]

@B1aqShadow i widzsz chłopczyku jak sie dałeś sprowokować? :) popatrz teraz w jakim języku napisałeś 2 ostatnie komentarze ;) więc kto tu jest baranem :D pozdrawiam i życzę miłego weekendu hehe

[B1aqShadow]

@romero1711 Problem w tym, że ja się wcale nie dałem sprowokować. Jak już pisałem wcześniej nie przeszkadzają mi rzeczowe komentarze (ta dyskusja ma jakiś konkretny temat). Denerwują mnie tylko komentarze typu "Polacy przejmują ten filmik" albo "Polska tu jest". To strasznie dziecinne i bezcelowe... Żeby to chociaż śmieszne było. Może za pierwszym razem pomyślałem sobie "taa, jednak co Polska to Polska", ale teraz to zwyczajnie idioci z gimnazjum powielający wytarty już schemat.

[tcwdk]

@B1aqShadow Kolego pomyliłeś się, ja do Ciebie nic nie mam :)

A jeśli chcesz wiedzieć to mnie wali kto po jakiemu pisze dopóki rozumiem.

Pozdrawiam

[B1aqShadow]

@tcwdk No i właśnie. Mnie też to nie interesuje dopóki to nie jest spam ośmieszający tylko Polaków (tak w ogóle to w netykiecie jest zalecenie o nie spamowaniu w ogóle). Inni ludzie też chcą rozumieć co ktoś ma do powiedzenia, a że przyjęło się, że angielski to taki "międzynarodowy" język dobrze jest go używać, żeby nie-polacy też mogli przeczytać co masz do powiedzenia w komentarzu. Miło się dyskutowało, pozdro.

[UltimPL]

Ojciec Saur0na100........

[B1aqShadow]

Fucking polish peasants! If you'll see a comment in polish dislike it. Wole world is using english on the internet but some tards from poland are too stupid and narrow minded to do it. Pierdolcie się zjeby.

[romero1711]

@B1aqShadow hehe dobre dobre, a ty jak idziesz do skolepu to gadasz po Angielsku ? bo jak widze sam mieszkasz w PL. Szanuj swój język "zj...e" chyba że jestes pop..ym szpanerem ktory sie cieszy że mu ktos dał plusika bo napisał parę słów po angielsku. szczere g.f.y ;)

[B1aqShadow]

@romero1711 Ale porównanie dałeś... Widzisz tutaj kogoś walącego cyrilicą? Albo hiraganą? Ja jakoś nie. Wszyscy mówią po angielsku w anglojęzycznym filmiku. Podporządkuj się, albo wypierdalaj do swojego wiejskiego kółka nacjonalistycznego. Pojedyncze komentarze po polsku mi nie przeszkadzają, ale "przejmujemy tej filmik, jesteśmy tacy fajni hue hue hue" jest wkurwiające i pokazuje jak bardzo jesteś ograniczony. To jest anglojęzyczna część internetu, więc english or GTFO.

[romero1711]

@B1aqShadow hahaha "anglojezyczna część internetu" :) o ile mi sie wydaje to internet jest globalny i nie ma czegoś takiego a jesli jest to na pewno nie ty to bedziesz ustalał, a jak ci sie nie podoba to sie przeprowadz do JUESEJ to sobie bedziesz gadał po angielsku ;) a podporządkować to sie mozesz sam bo jak widac zapewne jestes zakompleksionym "polaczkiem" który jest odważny tylko w necie a na żywo boi sie przez okno wyjrzeć hehe wiec sam wypierdalaj albo powiedz mi tov w twarz

[zabronmi]

ha ha polska

[DonKuba25]

Proszę o zachowanie spokoju, panujemy nad sytuacją. właśnie przejmujemy ten film.

[Barn102]

Uwaga, tu Polacy. Przejmujemy kolejny filmik !

[BACHBACHPOSKLADANE]

@Barn102 watch?v=35TbGjt-weA

[sphinx12345]

@Barn102 Wypierdalać na kwejka, gimbaza

[IgorP66]

Polacy atakują

[wielbicielPO]

Ma wąsa jak Komoruski

[realloser1]

Weather conditions...it ONLY took 10 minutes

[iJeremys]

why did everyone in the 90's look like rapists?

[SkidRoux]

@iJeremys They're now called online Sexual Predators...

[DrBassdrop]

@iJeremys

Because they were.

[darenas62]

@iJeremys It's the glasses

[Ulrigh]

@iJeremys or serial killer.

[Flipty11]

@iJeremys Maybe all rapists today look like people in the 90's?

[superparodyboy]

SMOSH

[ugresia]

Press 6 or 7 all day ;)

[ScarfacedTyrant]

these days.... i thinks it better off not being the master

[pcworldpl]

MEGA! So what you guys, marketing professionals say? Crappy TV spot? LOL look at Internet now hahahha

[DoolittleKid]

wait...sports scores AND football scores? neat!

[pixelscreen]

That's why I bought my videos

[Valfater1]

@pixelscreen

exactly what I was about to say

[demonwx10]

Chill guys this is a parody

[ShotgunRocket]

He truly has mastered the internet. He can use phone while using a dialup connection.

[KnightdeManna]

New York New York........ USA.

[TheC0rpsezilla]

He bought his own video to teach himself so he wouldn't be left behind?

[willsk84food5150]

That stands for age, SEX...., location.

[fluffycommander]

Call now! Troll free

[gali94zmc]

Jezzuuu... ale wtedy się ludzie ubierali... masakra :)

[RadaStudios]

lol 0:39 he says "well i didnt. so thats why i bought my video" HA

[gingiechow]

SMOSH INTERNET MASTER!

[Guppinator]

Wait... 458.015 views and worldwide about 100.000 internet user? Something is wrong... xD

[cadmus98]

So this is what Kip was up to before his Napoleon Dynamite days.

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

wait, he had to buy the videos that he made?

[nSalekz]

I'm from Serbia, and I know what's the damn capital to Dallas.

I don't need internet ffs XD

[baboom2010]

this guy looks like Sheldon (without the moustage and the glasses)

[darthlemonade]

Paradox Troll. He wanted to go to Technology Heaven, so he bought his own videos.

[halloni]

AND IT ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES!

I'm saying the same thing today, about that 4gb movie I just downloaded!

[jmitnick210]

It was a sausage fest in chat rooms in those days. You'd be likely to be chatting up a fat dude in his mom's basement posing as a woman on the interwebs

[abimees]

wow! this guy is hero!

[TheCaptainLulz]

WOW, I was online than, it really was that slow and that full of shit. Plus the annoying modem dial.

[undertoes]

cant tell if real or a parody

[ilikemonkeysss]

It just gets worse and worse...

[21gorgias21]

@ilikemonkeysss you mean better and better right?

[marsgodofwarx]

Is this a Cinco product?

[TheMiserableSamurai]

Why is Jigsaw narrating this?

[badmoon888]

Está igualita a mi pc, ¿No me la robó?

[GuyGroovey]

HAHAHA I WANT TO GO TO TECHNOLOGY HEAVEN!

[DontShakeItUp]

I like the way he says "Chatting with women".

[st8pl8guy]

1:06 "What's the capital of Dallas?"

Umm, that would be "D".

[accountfnax]

"There are OVER 10.000 people using the Internet, every day" - FACT!

[kedarguru]

I would actually buy this

[uranusisnotfunny]

too nerdy and funny : )

[imanerd36]

It's fake (see the 1-800-555 number), but it's still funny.

[forestm281]

You know, for an obviously fake commercial, this is extremely well done. If it wasn't for a few little... shall we say, technical errors, you would've had me fooled.

[TreatHumansAsHumans]

2:02 aaand pause

[sends2aaron]

@TreatHumansAsHumans ...Why?

[TreatHumansAsHumans]

chatting with men...........about football

[HSUProductionCompany]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[Goatsis]

HOW U NO ORDAR WITHOUT CASHS OR CREDIT PLS

[DRSeussization]

Clasic

[thestokes91]

wanna know what's sad? i've watched so much Everything Is Terrible that i actually thought this was real

[Peltar100]

or just to explore...your body!

[slovan]

The Guy: "I'm not a pedophile, I promise."

[htownnigggga]

@slovan haaa...pedo jokes

[forestm281]

Didn't you do any fact checking before you turned this in?This is supposed to be from 1994, yet the computer is running an operating system that looks very much like Windows 95. Oh, and it's running on a Mac.

[htownnigggga]

@forestm281 cuz this is clearly a real commercial.

[playstation3andAnime]

he looks like a rapeist :S

[applesomething]

"What's the capital of Dallas?" This question creates a vacuum in the space-time continuum.

What.

[hu0189743]

EPIC MUSTACHE

[prodigy372]

What in the god damn fuck.

[thruybrushgreepwood]

Allthough no one can make money over the internet... LOL

[Szgerle]

I remember the times when FREE EMAIL ACCOUNT was a serious thing.

[ProjectZeus]

hum, this internet you speak of sounds interesting, where can I buy it?

[lambie22]

"and it only took 10 minutes!"

[sharkmartin]

What the fuck is an Electronic M too?

[sharkmartin]

Lol he bought his own video? He said" I bought my video and so should you too." GRAMMER FAIL! Or did he mean U2? Twin towers weren't the tallest place on earth even when they WERE still around. Dallas is the capital of texas, and Dallas itself doesn't even have a capital, and it gives him the weather? And it took him 10 minutes? Wait did anyone else also notice he has braces, and he is 34? What a master

[ArseBags]

@sharkmartin

*sigh*

[jldkrank]

did he say he bought his own video?

[Blackoutx86]

Hey, what's your guys' A/S/L/#/Z?

[DoubleGee77]

He'll never get laid

[emhean]

How do i get internet?

[thanktheturttle]

1:47 FOREVER ALONE

[freshmeat98607]

they forgot porn in the list

[gtfonow1]

1:47 not anymore lol

[TheNauded]

he bought his own video?

[ChefZee93]

34 / M (Male) / Clearwater, Fl / 4B / 33756

Everybody, lets go visit the master of the internet! He will give us a tour of the virtual dimension!

[janiklitalien]

Hey it's Weird Al !

[AirsoftJack24]

Priceless face at 1:58

[godlessdustin]

Apartment number and zip code? Holy shit.

[Kraniumbrud]

this internet thing seems pretty awsome

[nashvilleraidersfan]

I can chat with women?



[TheMbrennan28]

Oh shit twin towers damn

[Sabocalypse]

He forgot to mention ''browse for porn!!!''

if he did would have sold out all his tapes

[shortperson1026]

That's why I bought my videos and so should you too!

[crivinch]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­

[KhasarDeTemplari]

TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE USING THE INTERNET! THAT'S OVER- meh whatever.

[SuicideDog]

isnt this originally from everythingisterrible?

[nisbahmumtaz909]

I thought he was going to say "Masturbating on the internet"

Which is what we're doing right now, funny

[MiguelitoSan]

Do the CREEP!

[Sadochrist]

Why did he buy his own video to master the internet? he missed out porn LOL "and it only took 10 minutes".

[bogueji1]

A/S/L/#/Z, whats yours?

[abbadeen]

Master of the internet? More like Pokemon Master, >.>

[BillyGatesForever]

i got to order this RIGHT NAO

[AuthorityComplex]

1:35 ooooooooow.

[slingcharger69]

My Goodness! That's Amazing! Maybe one day we will all carry the internet around in our pockets & achieve download speeds that will make older computers go "DRRR TO FAST!"!

[lunchboxattacks1]

I do remember the days of dial up and the funky modem sounds as the computer dialled and connected to the log-on number so I could look up sites like rotten.com or hotmail. It goes from that to now twelve years later on a wireless laptop, getting all flustered if the HD movie I'm streaming keeps stuttering or Google Earth won't let me see a ground level panorama of a particular street. It's come a hell of a long way.

And oh yeah..........Hilarious video!

[chucknorris687]

The web designers in this video clearly can't code html/css very well.

[xtelemasterx]

@chucknorris687 derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrr

[Princ3JaMaL]

"chatting with women" :D

[sonicmandx12]

"That's why I bought my videos"

He's so epic, I almost cried when watching this.