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  • Russiangirlfriend.co.uk

  • My wife’s an English teacher- the other week she angrily slapped a bunch of teenage students’ creative writing efforts down, saying “LOOK- how YOU’VE taught the world to see everything!” The stories were all full of explicit porn references like “I was proud as his girlfriend to take his thick load in my face- I was totally glazed!! None of those other bitches had HIS seed streaming down their throats!”

    Just because I worked in Adult Movies she blames me for this- I call it blind prejudice.

  • At the end of the porno the wife is in bed with a black dude

  • @007sarodim good call

  • His wife calls him on a landline, but she thinks he is outside! XD

  • jajajaja that music

  • What's funny is: The wife is actually cuter than the prostitute.

  • "Why are you married to her?"

    "Is it MY fault?"

    ....um actually....

  • INDEXED BY NAME AND GENRE

  • "Can you get busy? I should be at the cash register right now"

    Is more of an epic luz momment xDD imo anyways

  • lol i feel very adventurous today any guys want to have an adventure

  • It's a good thing I don't watch porn for the acting :D

  • Ok, I'll see you soon Honey Buns...Ok

  • Yeah sure, and the prostitutes r all over ur place all the time.

  • The actors are about a 4 or a 5 out of 10 maybe, but the real problem is the writing. Horribly on the nose.

  • This is obviously good acting. Not terrific, but not bad either. Anyone that doesn't see this has watched too much porno and too little movies at the theater.

  • the phones noteven real..

  • noa tem hada afe

  • yes

  • I thought I was watching "FRIENDS"

  • wooo! nice b00biez, shes like a woman i met in Illinois,Girard. Rudey Tube has hotter videos than you-tube though

  • "I willy want meh ice cweam." hahahaha

  • q porraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • aawants to find a man who will share a good time with me

  • why doing that without me there

  • mmmmmmmmmm

  • ummmm.....i've seen worse

  • no he's a dick

  • chick really wanted her ice cream :[

  • The most hilarious thing is all the comments are spam.

  • lol

  • So what will she say when he comes home with no groceries?

  • ha Dru Berrymore

    "is it my fault I married an Amish man's daughter?"

    I ask myself that question everyday...

  • ay its Danny Bonaduce.

  • This is why I exclusively watch gonzo porn movies,they don't have any semblance of a plot.

  • This is better acting than the shit my husband stashes.

  • "I relleh wan muh icecream."

  • the bitch wants her ice cream!!!

  • i like the 90's teen movie rock in the background

  • Dru Berrymore what the fuck?

    How did they get him?

  • LOL The evil wife has an ugly nightgown, no wonder her husband hates her, she lets her makeup crust overnight and she wears old lady jammies to bed, she has no spice.

  • bidon

  • suck his dick already, whore

  • fa schifo

  • Nutjob Nurses

    Roflcopter

  • this doesn't look like a porno... it looks more like a drama movie

  • booorrring...=O

  • the best porno has no acting,,ya know the home-made shit from Russia!!Porno is directed by air heads to begin with, and the"actors" basically only have one skill in life,which is fucking or cocksucking!No brains needed here!Thats what makes it porn I guess!!

  • Who ever called this bad porno acting, OBVIOUSLY has seen enough porno, I've seen FARRRRR worse, this is passable, specially since he is cheating on his wife, in a comical way.

  • "I'm a married man, you're a prostitute... somehow, I just don't see it happening."

    EPIC LULZ.

  • @gouthamc Yeah pretty much allrite

  • Thats about the usual for porno acting, I wouldn't say its the worst

  • GAWD, they're just as crappy as they were in the 70s! This guy "acts" a bit better. Remember the awful, hairy-backed Ron Jeremy? We'd all be at the infamous Tyngsboro Drive-In, drinking Ripple Wine, watching this crap. We'd be laffing so hard, who could get horny?

  • this is NOT the worst porno acting I've ever seen.

  • Dru Berrimore... German Girl  :D

  • DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!

  • YOU MADE ME MAD!!!

  • i DON'T GET IT, AND I'M CONFUSED. MY HEAD HURTS. CHIP DONT LIKE TO BE CONFUSED.

  • people like porno..each clip has more than 1 million views me being the 1st one..

  • Best moment:

    "Is it my fault I'm married to an Amish man's daughter?"

  • this was so bad, i just had a backward erection. my penis is now inside my body

  • @FutureLaugh OMG ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • @FutureLaugh renob

  • @FutureLaugh that, my friend, is called a vagina

  • man, porn movies acting is..... well we all want the next.

  • Actually, bad acting is porno acting, so this vid is somewhat realistic

  • i love that guys mono toned acting, hilarious!!

  • Worst sound mixing, ever!

  • OMG Dru Barrymore! Anyways, I think they get their tutoring on acting from the WWE.

  • Yeah i cracked up when i saw dru berrymore. And yeah failed actors/ wannabe actors end up in porn movies.

  • what a redundant title

  • You're saying "bad porno acting" as if there's such a thing as good porno acting.

  • Damn thats Caroline Pierce, shes fucking hot and has an awesome ass!

  • Porn just wouldn't be the same without the appaling acting...

  • I'm married and you're a prostitute. HA!

  • the wife kind of looks like mandy moore XDD

  • This was actually GOOD acting, for a porno.

  • true dude :P

  • Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I could name a few "legit" movies with much worse acting than this. Although I liked "W" as a whole, Thandie Newton was awful in that flick.

  • Eww, that guy is NASTY. yuck!

  • bad porno acting, that's the name of this video. dude have you ever seen a porno? its all bad acting, but hey :) that's not why i watch it ^^

  • is there such thing as good porno acting?

  • It's Dr. House in a porno!

  • " Can't a girl dream?"

    "Can't a girl give a guy a blowjob"

    Gentlemen, this is oscar worthy stuff

  • Married to an amish man's daughter?

    The fuck...

  • lol this vid got 3mil views cause of having "porn" in the title

    p.s. no i didnt look it up for porn lol i was looking through worst movies and acting

  • I really want me ice cream! Ha Ha!

  • "I wish it could always be like this!"

    "That would be nice but uh, I'm a married man.. and you're a prostitute... Somehow I just don't see it happening."

    fucking epic.

  • man if you skip all the sex scenes and lisen to dialog you relize just how easy it is to write porn.

  • Yeah man, you're kind of forgetting that "shitty acting" and "porno film" go hand-in-hand. Still, this was funny.