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  • dude! your voice is soo boring to watch:@

  • Why I'm not subsribing and why I'm disliking

    1.) Your voice

    2.) Has nothing to do with HOW you download

    3.) YOUR FRICKEN VOICE

  • @ChineseCop <3

  • I just get damn rzr.crys things! anyone know what that is ?

  • Lol I HATE TORRENTS  (:)-@

    Thumb up if u agree?

  • how to download crysis press CTRL+SHIFT+ESC then processes>>explorer.exe end process and shut down your computer

  • why don't you just putt in the description ?

  • Are you Retard??

  • Haters see his latest video he dosent sound like that anymore.

  • Try to fix ur mic. its hard to hear you. and when u make a video heres a tip: press Ctrl + Alt + Delete; click Start Task Manager. Look for the program that runs your mic. Right click. You should see a little dropdown box. click change priority and once you see the priority options, choose Realtime. A pop-up message will ask you yes or cancel (due to the fact that it can cause some instability) and press Ok/Yes. Once your done with the video, change the priority to Normal.

  • @zedrexvsyrex cheers lol i just had the mic shoved in my mouth coz it was like 4 years ago and i wanted to be quiet dw i got a new mic now.

  • Attention, if your system is a 64 bit, go into the Bin64 folder, not Bin32. Bin32 is for 32 bit users. Thumbs up so that everyone can see.

  • i cant find my crytek folder and when i try to open\install razor1911 it says theres a virus

  • I cant run crysis 2 only crysis 1

  • i have 2gb RAM its that nof

  • @gate3gate4gate5gate6 Yes it is. It's the bare minimum though, which means it's going to look like a slideshow.

  • 3.250 RAM fack you

  • i nowe crysis writen crysis whit sis i am not stupid dumas

  • Crysis

  • Yeah fuck you

  • @manuellcamelo hello there

  • yeah.. your voice is kinda weird, but it doesnt matter :)

    but your video kinda sucks, because you didnt show how to install it after download..

  • OMFG its a Trojan! :@

  • he is helping you and u guys are just give him crap back he is helpibg u got damnint. who cares about his voice anyway.

  • gaylord

  • Is that the voice from BK lounge dane cook was talking about?

  • Fuck your voice dude :@

  • @gangstadoggviper wtf mate this was like 3 years ago.. you once had a beiber voice so stfu...

  • @Timbojones0123 dude you sound like an 80 year old man whos balls never dropped.. nice vid though

  • shut the fuck up fool

  • @REXINAN2409 yer u like Naruto cunt. so go fucking kill ur self.

  • you guys r bitches...

    thanks timbo im enjoying the crysis game atm :)

    CRYSIS > CRYSIS 2 > COD > HALO !!!

  • help me it dosent work

  • hey ive got a question can i play the sandbox mode if so how

  • @XboxIsAHobbieForHobo yes you just have to download the sandbox edititor extract it to the game path then run the installer and should work..

  • @rehman6941363

    you can play it but not at the awesome high settings

  • TORRENTS SUCKS BIG TITS

  • @adliikhwan280 but...that's a good thing......

  • how do you expect to work when fking kid is learning you how to download and install.

  • yo its asking me for a disk i dont have the disk help me out

     plz

  • yo its asking me for a dick i dont have the disk help me out plz

  • @RussiaUnited Uhhhhhhhh......

  • piratebay. 0rg/ torrents /3883491/ Crysis-Razor1911

    Im pointing out the link not sure if safe.

    Thumbs Up!

  • eheh. uhh does this crack for the game has this annoying RAZOR hologram when i start the game? how to remove? cause i just downloaded bioshock 2 from him and each time i start the game theres this lousy annoying mark of his >_>

  • does this include the sandbox editor?

  • wat other program do i have to download. i heard etard or something like that

  • Super sensetive mic from nasa space shuttle

  • it works i have windows 7 and windows xp/vista + othere windows pc systems work

  • will it work on my pc..

    intel p4 3.0ghz

    1 gb ram

    windows 7 32bit

    ati 9800xt 256mb

  • @rehman6941363 Probably Not

  • @Timbojones0123 y plz tell me....

  • @rehman6941363 because you dont have enough ram and the graphics card isn't powerful enough for crysis. Crysis is still the most demanding game.

  • @Timbojones0123 demo works fine for me, i have 1 gb ram..

  • @rehman6941363 Believe me, You'd be getting 25FPS If you set the graphics to low. Not even an I7-2600K @ 5Ghz and a GTX 580 w/ 8GB's RAM Cannot max this game out with 60FPS. I know you could PROBABLY Run Crysis 2. If, you have the cash man, I recommend you upgrade to a Cheap AMD Athlon X2 Dual-core. The processors themselfs can run pretty cheap, especially on Craigslist. PM Me if you'd like me to chuck you a cheap system together off of Newegg.com (And I mean like Cheap CHEAP CHEAP, like 300$.)

  • @SmexxiWaffles but i have no price at this time but tell me tomb raider underworld also dint run on my pc....tell me how i run that game when i open that says "failed to intialize direct3d with current settings" i also used low settings nut stillnot working plz tell me wht i do...???then how can i run crysis on low graphic settings...

  • @rehman6941363 Try Re-installing DirectX manually. Like I said, Crysis is way too much of a tax on your PC. Mine, maybe not. I've got a AMD Phenom II X2 550 BE @4ghz, 4GB's RAM, and a HD 4870 1GB. It should run just fine on My PC, maybe not maxed out though.

  • @SmexxiWaffles but still not working but when i open it with swift shader 3.0 it works but verryyyyyyy slowlllllyyyy...another way to play it on my pc...

  • @SmexxiWaffles but still not working but when i open it with swift shader 3.0 it works but verryyyyyyy slowlllllyyyy...another way to play it on my pc... and ur pc is so good it can run smoothly on ur pc...

  • @rehman6941363 HA. I think my motherboard died today.

  • @rehman6941363 you need more RAM...and if you get more RAM, i think you might be able to play, but on lowest settings and some lag

    for my windows 7 alone, im not doing anything and 1 gig of RAM is being used, if you have low RAM, the program will close and say low on memory

  • @koochmonkey now i have 2gb ram but still working very slow...plz tell me how to run this on my pc.....

  • @rehman6941363 you need a new graphics card but i think you might need a new computer cause yours seems very out dated. you might as well buy a cheap 300 doller computer and put about 160 bucks into it for a graphics card and power supply or build a gaming rig if you have the money

  • just breathe man...

  • Wut do I do when I download it ? I don't understand you :S

  • thank you, took a bit of work to figure every thing out but thanx

  • how i install there are 67 files ? step by step please!

  • @addres999 okay i use to be super confused bout this too but what you want to do is select all the files okay? you will need winRAR after you selected all the files right click and click extract files and it will extract them to a iso image then you mount it with daemon tools and run the installation i really hope this helps

  • nice voice :SsSsS

  • i downloaded the file but what now?

  • why is the ETA in my utorrent infinite? it won't download on utorrent for some reason

  • his explanation was kinda unclear, if someobody could like write a step by step that would be cool

  • hey man, i cant get it t work cuz i cant find the crack u explained pretty poorly in the vid...so yeh when i try to start it up it says i need to insert the proper cd....is the crack that app found in Bin 32? o.O lol i copied and replaced that into bin 64...my smart ass cousin did that (hes retarded) =P so help asap thx i subbed btw

  • @elcubanito422 mount the iso file with daemon tools

  • @DeadSamurai100 WAIT FOR IT TO FINISH telling u now so that u know for future torrent downloads...even if its all there....there's gonna be some files not downloaded some small files that will prevent your game from working....

  • EVERYBODY SUB!! TO THIS GUYS XDD

  • thx man..but by any chance does the online work? or is there like a patch i can get for it? maybe play some cracked servers on something like Xfire?

  • @elcubanito422 yer you can get xfie or something like that or walk into a store open up the cover and take a pic of the serial

  • @Timbojones0123 thats ctually a really good idea never thought of that...lol thats what ill do for now on

  • Do I mount the ISO?

  • @shaditochaos yes

  • @DeadSamurai100 just wait until its at 100%

  • THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE KNOWS

    you will get rzr-crys and to fix this once its finished downloading click on the first one (001) and open with winrar, then extract the file inside of it (an iso) onto your desktop or your preferred destination then follow the steps on the video

  • @CARBONclan2011 Thumbs up this a part i didnt put in

  • @CARBONclan2011 thanks dude, i was looking for a video on how t odownload and click this one just to get a link and saw your comment :D

  • @cbas102 Once you have those files in winrar, higlight all of them, and right-click. Once you have done that go down the list and click on "Extract without confirmation". Wait for it to finish, and you will have the files you need to install.

  • Timbojones0123 you are right if you doesn't meet the minimum requirments yuo aer finished

  • Everyone thats haveing trouble downloading torrents from thepiratebay should just go see a tutorial on how to:

    Download

    Extract

    Mount

    Install Crack

    Do that and then you will see you fucking stupid you are for blaming this dude.

  • dude thats so fucking fake i downloaded the torent 5 times and it does not work !!

  • @Beni580

    Why did you download teh files 5 times you dipshit that doesent change anything.

  • There should be a file in, C: Program files/ Electronic Arts/Crytek/Crysis/ Bin32. There an application that's labeled "Crysis" delete that one, thats the non cracked version and replace it with the one in "Razor1911" that you should still have up. then just create a shortcut of the "Crysis" you just move(the shortcut is optional but its nice to have it on the desktop) you wont need to mount it everytime just use the shortcut. and enjoy, i hope this was helpful

  • ok what you actually do is  mount the ISO file and open the files in the ISO, Install it normally. while that finishes try to open the files in crysis like with Windows 7 you can open the autoplay option and press the open folder to view and there should be some files in there labeled "Razor1911" open that. There are two files in there, "Crysis"(cracked) and "rzr-crys" use the application thats labeled, "rzr-crys" to put in your activation key. and finish installing it,

  • Ok nvm i got it to work. This is awesome thanks man

  • @123alexyu How did you get it to work?

  • im having the same trouble as corsa349 D:

  • @SeedMan212 its not the cd key i need it just says insert original cd and i already mounted it but thanks anyway

  • i kinda trust this guy for some reason

  • ok fuck my thanks in the end it just says please enter the original cd/dvd en it doesnt work just wasted 6.3 gigs of my monthly download limit thanks

  • thanks dude it really works

  • all i get are rzr-crys.---

  • @theflyingpen right click the first one open it with win rar then extract the thing inside to the desktop which is a iso image

  • @TutorialsANDGames like what

  • Timbojones0123 You can fuck your mother this is a shit download with 0.1 KBS

  • How fucking old are you? And why the nasal problems?? What the Fuck.

  • @Timbojones0123 what exactly do you mean when you say "copy this into your program files"? im just slightly confused everything else is explained perfectly though, really appreciate you putting it up.

  • @stackjoe000 Right thats it. Im sorry this video was shit. Im gona make another one explaining everything

  • @Timbojones0123 that would be awesome man, i finally got it downloaded but I just couldnt get it figured out. I tried everything : / Im new to that sort of thing, but thanks for the download though, really appreciate it

  • why are you breathing like doneky ?

  • torrent dosent work. it says download time is3 yrs

  • @Jenema2

    you could speed up the download process with few adjustment, there's a videos at youtube that shows you how

    hope this helps ^^

  • You retards he's trying to help u and this is wat u give him back???

  • If you people are going to be downloading stuff off the internet torrents are your best bet they are more secure. Sure go ahead and download directly from a site but you will run into many risks. Take my word for it torrents are safer.

  • Dude i dont know what the fuck your saying. go have your asthma attack somewhere else

  • pls kill your self ....this is not working

  • @osbysweden He showed you where to get it you fuckwit

  • FUCK spellING! SHORE!!!!

    ahaha! noob guy..

    i think it SURE not SHORE

    =Fail

  • @Timbojones0123 Wow that is just so wrong i even made a thumbs up for that hahahahhaa im really sorry for loosers like you i dont know why you exist your a fucking P12 ( a guy who thinks hes best at everything ) trying to play pro on everything he does but deep inside hes just a fucking faggot who doesnt wanna get out of his shell take that bitch!

  • @osbysweden Dude calm down don't let your balls drop just yet wait another 10 years. But all i said was Just listen the link would be as easy as i showed

  • @osbysweden Wow man that is the best insult i have ever read *cough* Seriously, have you even met him before? You cant really tease him if you havent met him. You must be the P12 thinking that youre best at everything if you actually have the time to sit there and type insults out to somebody on youtube that you havent met before. You seriously must not know what it is like to have a real life mate.

  • nice job man -*- I have lots of years at youtube and body

    thats the first comment of me :D

  • @lion21297 I dont under stand what you are saying but thanks

  • u fuckin dick head u gave my computer a virus

  • @captivemayheman Haha.. but why downloading the game then?

  • @captivemayheman Your a fukin idiot please go kill yourself now

  • @captivemayheman Didnt give me a virus bruz

  • NEVER DOWNLOAD TORRENTS PLEASE THEY ARE ILLEGAL.DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

  • @mitamoga Umm Look at the video. It says free the only other way to get something free is to win it.

  • you have 1 boring voice :(

  • @karalius166 you have one small dick :(

  • this turned out to be a demo :| cheers mate you fucking cunt

  • @UKchrisUK WTF

    YOUR FUKED IN THE FUKIN MATE

  • "hey gawys, today were gunna download cyawsis" lol, nice accent

  • @xRETXABx AHAHAHAH

    lol i realised hehe

  • First off, don't use thepiratebay for ANY downloads.

  • @TheWEBguyzContact WTF Are you retarded

  • I downloaded Crysis razor and I scaned it and was no virus...

  • wtf is he or she talking ?

  • You Fucking shit, It was a trojan in it!! >:(

  • It was a trjon virus do not do i had to go through alot to recover my pc you bitch

  • @chaoticon1 wtf dont go near the comment box until you know what your doing. ITS A FALSE POSITIVE because of the keygen and the crack

  • @chaoticon1 dude, i don't find the file anywhere. where the fuck is it >:O

  • @NorwayDouche Dont get it my computer had a Trojan right after this

  • speak clearly!!!

  • I hope you know that pirate bay is owned and operated by the FBI... I have already been nailed for it, and it isn't cool when they come knocking on your front door.

  • @gmoneyxp HAHAHAHAH thats the most stupid thing i have everheard no it is owned by a swedish guy. And yes they can catch you but they dont kick down your door the send you an email

  • how old are you bitch?

  • @WhatTheFuck235 lol i was 13 back then i am 15 now.

  • @Timbojones0123 lol no. you are 14 :P

  • @Natzazeb9989 nah i was about to turn 14 when i made this video

  • @Timbojones0123

    Btw, does the game have a Virus? Seen alot of comments so im just asking.

  • @artisticsabuko no its a false positive because of the crack

  • hmh 0seed 0peers 0avaible :S

    What's wrong lmao

  • @eddimurpi lol thats a bit wierd

  • @Timbojones0123 i know but nvm it i found a other one ;) but other problem now, can't launch the game and sandbox (yes i can enter game trough sandbox, not the ''cracked'' launcher )is instance low fps...

  • @eddimurpi Umm Try downloading a patch for it. Or just try download the Whole sandbox again

  • thank you so much man!

  • best game ever until now

  • There Is No Temporary Disk Drive Appearing, What Have I Missed Out??

  • @ThoughtsOfFail You have to download Power iso and mount to virtual drive

  • Yo Timbojones, I just read some comments. Fuck all these negative comments you are doing a good job. Ignore these selfish bastards who have no life but to comment worthless shit on other people, who work hard to post videos. Keep up the good work, this is my favorite game and im almost done downloading it. Thanks for posting this fine work.

  • should be a file named keygen.exe that is the key genorator

  • when i unpack all the rzr files some of my files are still in rar and the rest dont even match wat you have although it can install itself but it needs a cd key..help plz?

  • @brisngr1204 right the the 001 file and open it with winrar then extract it to desktop then go to the pirate bay and type in "Crysis Keygen"

  • @Timbojones0123 NQEE-TXCD-B0Q3-L1O6-1911 worked well, ty:) ...I HATE KEY GENS CAUSE THE NEVER WORK..srry caps lock