Mike Rowe on QVC - Noah's Ark

[VCBee042]

mass hysteria

[millerman464]

And not one shit was given by Mike Rowe that shift.

[jurgnn]

he should do qvc special on dirty jobs

[EricW1063]

I would go right back to that hair weave place and demand saticfaction... LOL.

[fosterslover]

This is what you used to watch when you were high

[Wulf8933]

"Here's a lion in a fright wig.." LOL

[tikiforce]

I watched this video for his perfect angelic hands, but I got so much more.

[jeremiahjw]

I had one of those when I was little!!!!

[Bluestarwarrior1]

They need a female lion. 

[VorconOSX]

WTF is the POINT of this "product"?!

[jake5]

My Gran had this stupid little bag.

[ZHsquad]

It's not a hippo, it's purple! It's a purple cow.

[PitbuyllGamingHounds]

1:55 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kerbertox]

lol noah had the forever alone face.

[gregarious24]

This was Mike Rowe's dirtiest job of all!

[Asiis]

If you want a lot of space then you probably... don't want this. Necessarily for that.

Damn he's was too honest for that show. And those 'sighs'

[Fredo5227]

Lol Noah is forever alone.

[USADubstepify]

haha i love how he cannot tell which animal is which!!!!  hes such a boss

[AtalayaC]

Two male lions. Lol.

[Tekkenfreek234]

I loved the Ghostbusters reference!

[ZImmKarl]

What, no comment on how the two lions were both male? Mike, I'm disappointed!

[bLaZiNgAnGsTa420]

i keep expecting him to pull out a revolver in these videos

[rockingal87]

And you have a little compartment at the top. for. WHATEVER. He sounds so disgusted with the product!

[Makaveli25x]

dachau

da-cow

hahahahah

[RocketboyX]

Even Mike can't figure out why anyone would buy this.. and that was his job!

[onehotprocessor]

Poor Blair. Always Blair.

[KairuHakubi]

HAhahahaha two male lions.. a bright red zebra.. what..

[dgb751]

thats actually not a bad gift for a child.

[Meguas2]

Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

[otzey]

"Here's Noah himself.... He's sayin 'Hi how are ya? Stop! Nobody else gets on the ship. We're full' " LOL

[ryanrule2]

man he must have hated that fuckin ark.

[LilMo2407]

Tony Says its a bear....What does Tony know lol

[Theburn77]

yeah, I like the Ghostbusters reference

[tinafanforlife73]

Too funny all the landfill sold onQVC!

[BlackWS6]

Why are there two male lions?

*Big Gay Al

And over here we have a gay lion!

*/Big Gay Al

Rawr

[ReDhAvEn1993]

"No it's not a cow, what's wrong with you people? Well , we'll come back to that one."

[defcomexperiment]

mike rowe tells lion to demand satisfaction@2:43 XD

[stone3458]

I was really hoping he'd have added "mass hysteria" to the dogs and cats bit.

[muddysneakers]

I think Mike is awesome, but bless his heart, I don't think QVC was his niche....thankfully.

[jeveuxlesoleil]

@muddysneakers He never took the job seriously, ever. Apparently he decided to go for the audition or whatever "over a drink and dressed as a Viking."

[cstreitercow]

wtf is QVC?

[QWright3737]

Comedic Genius

[ChrisLikesMusic92]

LOL at the very end he was prolly thinking "wtf is THIS now?"

[xRCBxSupermanx]

Lol He Sounds So Disgusted With This Lol He Talks To People Off Set Like There All Idiots HaHa ! !

[TurkishButcher]

Mike Rowe is the best.

[madmax875]

Its not a sheep.... look at it's legs!

[masbeer]

Is he drunk?

[ryudragon7]

lol Oh Mike Row of dirty jobs lol he was a clown back then too.

[loriparker666]

its a white tiger you idiot haha

[pissinyourhat]

A lion in a fright wig all dressed up for halloween EPIC

[cloud5540]

Atos!!

[Clone1260whoLEGO]

Haha Around the net.

[dummy222]

I Guess it was a hippo!

[kurtu5]

Two male lions.  Fabulous!

[lizardizzle]

@kurtu5 wait... *thinks about video*

ಠ_ಠ They really did mess that up!!! Well... they also based it off a work of fiction, so I'l give them some creative freedom.

[darkshiv]

ROFLMAO, I feel bad for him. I would of bought one just because to support him... .thinking he would of got some sort of income from this.

[rthavi]

Just when I thought it wasn't possible for me to like him any more.

[GuitarHeroRulez321]

I'd totally sit there on my ass and watch QVC 24-7 if Mike still did this shit.

[hollygreen1981]

"I wanted a golden mane and you gave me this thilly orange mesth!"

[scoopawashere]

I'd go right back to that hair weave place and DEMAND satisfaction!

[Sandydahling]

I don't think I would like the kind of person who'd want to carry this bag around.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

Oh man he hates this sooooo much

Awesome

[lunekranoplan]

Dogs and cats, living together!

[Balthane]

@lunekranoplan Mass Hysteria!

[FMAiscool]

i found this video more cute :D

[xxxDavidMaysxxx]

No no, its a cow... A purple cow...

[Scorp316]

A QVC advertisement bought to you by Mike Rowe inadvertently and ineluctably turns into an argument reguarding whether a purple organism on a very colorful boat is a cow or a hippo.

God bless the USA.

[almostaboulderhipste]

2:49, gay lion

[almostaboulderhipste]

2:49 LMFAO!

[TomatoDreams]

"SS Noah"? Really? Really?

[gardenwife]

Oh, man...Mike, this is painful. I can only imagine how painful it was for you having to sell this thing! 

[NY10909]

lmao.. 10 seconds into the video im already laughing "Oopsie Daisy, ive just knocked noah and the entire ark over... Oh well".. mike rowe is great

[Ladybluetiful]

This is hilarious!

[HollowZangetsu409]

Now wonder he started in with Dirty Jobs. After a job like this, who wouldn't want a little excitement?

[PrettyBrg]

LOL@THE LION

[billtamer]

0:46 "for..... WHATEVER". omfg Mike. you complete me.

just wish u had the ENTIRE clips of all of these. its so pants.

[mjh5225]

That's not a sheep, look at his legs!

[backflash22]

27.79 or 2779 $ ?

[Brickwalker]

Woopsy daisy I just knocked noah and the entire ark over, Oh well.

lmao

[heartxofxbutter]

I thaid I wanted a golden mane, and you give me thith thilly orange meth!

[grjpbeatles]

LOL!

[MrNonReligion]

"Here's a lion with a fright wig!" hahahaha

[ltslide]

this guy doesnt have a future

[jerz211]

@ltslide uhh he's mike rowe and now he's the host for dirty jobs and voices for deadliest catch on Discovery Channel. His future turned out to be pretty good.

[Maddykins]

@ltslide Your wrong :) had has a great future.. Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch Ford... I even think he was on one of the Jeans commercials.

[JBmiddleOFnoWHERE]

I love how they are bickering trying to decide what some of the animals are!

[IlPAAprod]

try using the closed captioning... even funnier what they think he is saying

[OneGyT]

@IlPAAprod Thank you for that.

[EricW1063]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Id go right back to that hair weave place and demand satisfaction.

[skittle68]

I'm surprised he didn't mention that both the lions are boys lol. I could just imagine the Mike Rowe type joke that would come out of his mouth lol...

[Peter7Paul]

wow, that was the worst item i've ever seen on a tv shopping show.

[thescoutabout]

That's not a sheep look at his legs!

[SabrinaVII]

SIBERIAN TIGER ROFL i am in tears...

[maniamme2]

2 of those... gotta have 2 of em for... breeding purposes.

Gold.

[kiwali]

any one ever buy this???

[pulpfresh]

I love how he sounds disgusted with the very existence of this product

[zombiesecurity]

2 male lions.  Gay?

[remdog1138]

@zombiesecurity Simba has two daddies.

[alucard1931]

Well, everyone's got to pay the bills in some way or another... even graveyard-shift QVC hawkers.

[Orochiryu]

Holy Cow....I remembered that someone in my family actually had this bag.

[Enviro55]

huh. so whats it  like to have your aunt for a mother?

[DetectiveOlivaw]

Mike, cows are not purple.

Neither are sheep, for that matter!

[djdirtbag514]

28 bucks?!?!?!!?! I'll just make my own.

[Trig242]

WTF is a "carry bag" LMFAO!!

[Claymore2007]

for... breeding purposes

[heretic98]

WTF? This was the funniest QVC program I'd ever seen. They must have been going off more on viewings than sales. Mike Rowe is hilarious, only he could make me watch QVC.

[curlytoes79]

Funny that he's trying to sell it as a purse/handbag. It's actually a child's toy - you can still buy this thing online. I don't think he has any idea what the hell it is and probably doesn't care. LOL

[DjRumpelstielzchen]

If I hadn't been 5 Years old at that time, I would have watched this funny shit all night long

[keionsegg]

you can tell he is board out of his mind

[leqtepie]

omg - hilarious! mike is outrageous! when he starts to take each animal out with descriptions - LOL LOL LOL OMG!!!!!!!!!

[jazzrunnergal]

what a great salesman--rofl -- "if you need carrying space, you know, you wouldn't really want this"

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

haha i love mike (:

[producerjb]

i cant imagine too many people buy that lol

[Ericha2008]

noahhhh scarryyyyyyy X_X

[Demithegoddess]

Gee, can't imagine why he got fired a bunch of times from QVC LOL! He really slaughters whatever he's selling LOL. A real "Why the hell would anyone want to buy this on purpose?" approach to his job LOL!!

[jerzinokie]

mikes mind is thinkin WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT THIS

[D081]

rofl hes crazy

and that bag is soo cute! xD lolz

[danserfille93]

oh boy... that was funny!

[DEMANDINGPictures]

Epic Ghostbuster ref at 0:15

[xMadxScientistx]

What a terrible salesman.

[xVaultx]

that is the chintziest looking bag ever

[johnmcclane5150]

Did anyone notice that there are two male lions there! Female lions don't have manes from what i know! Wow you can really tell Mike hates his job or takes in in stride every night he's there.

[anayama]

i just noticed that. two male lions?! too funny!

[starsky51]

Am I losing my mind or is that doll music box thing playing toward the end? oh jesus.

[IGuitarPlaya2]

anyone who bought this item is an idiot

[publicdrunkeness]

lol... i love the discussion about the animals!!

[meandtheDoctor]

ahahaha omg that is hilarious! seriously wow!

[EricToTheScionti]

I guess it could hold a can of beer. Hell you'd have to be drunk out of your mind to carry that thing around.

[Surkis]

"What does Tony know? Tony spends too much time working these hours"

[bptbuldog86]

lol i love how in every one of these qvc products he does he just talks shit about it thank god his talent went to something else besides this

[t1ngley]

This was... not funny.  Why the FUCK does it have a 5 rating?

[rhardiii]

Two male lions...that wouldn't work, hahaha

[2young2beold43]

This is THE funniest thing I have seen all day!! Mike is a hoot! His humor is brilliant...they shudda kept him around! But alas...it has been said this was his dirtiest job..I have to agree!!!

Still incredibly funny!

[cocodivatime]

This is waaay vintage QVC. They barely ever let the hosts sell by themselves anymore. I guess this is why---BORING. Nowadays they always have a guest on to "help" them sell. This clip was pretty hard to watch. Did people actually use to watch this and actually BUY?

[Dangturtle]

How do you miss the humor in this? Its subtle for sure, but this is HILARIOUS.

[demulla]

Absolutely true...this is truly impressive...the man is a genius that was trapped in a really crappy job!

[xLibertango]

did he actually ever sell anything? LOL hilarious

[johnbunny135]

this seems like the bunny lunch bucket Mama made for Vint to carry to school, and he still hated the thing years later when Mama took it to the keyworks and the guys laughed at him.

[Tryandpronouncethis]

Poor Mike. I really wanna know what prompted him to try out for QVC, lol.

[xxSisterCreepxx]

Noah really screwed the pooch on this one. 2 lions, with manes? That's two male and I guess homosexual lions. How are they going to repopulate the earth with 2 male lions. There's nothing wrong with love between 2 gay lions, but they would at least need a surrogate female lion to carry their kitten.

My favorite part is the Ghostbusters' quote "Cats and dogs living together..."

[Sylar03]

Two male lions. Lawl.

[polock2112]

he proly coulda been the terminator if arnold wasnt around lol

[aceyriot]

i cant breathe! lion in a fright wig, i would go back and demand satisfaction

[sallysax]

this guys is such a back sales man

[tallchick16]

lol at the lion. "I'd tell ya, id go straight back to the weave place.." loll! i love these

[ramona7609]

He said whoppsi daisies? WOAH - Breeding purposes? 2 male lions? hmmm.. ???

[xxbox619]

im speechless!

[lauseb]

lmao.

"It's purple... it's a purple cow"

[salvagebar]

I would *pay* to do this job.

I need to check out the current 1AM-5AM overnight spot on QVC and HSN, see if the guy they have now is as funny.

[retardedfishfrogs]

lmao i wanna do this job

[ultravioletindex]

This guy is hilarious. There are times throughout all the Rowe videos where I swear that I hear him laugh or snicker while the camera is doing close ups of the product.

[jhanley80]

lol What year was this that QVC would try to peddle this piece a shit bag!!! Marc Jacobs move over.

[hhlbmx]

god i would buy this in a second, just because of him haha

[SpikeWolfwood]

I love that he snuck a Ghostbusters reference in there toward the beginning.

[sp0ng]

Mike Rowe should have gotten into kids tv

[yetipoop]

"a hippo its purple! its a purple cow" lmao mike is a funny guy

[hopkins12]

i was gonna say that exact same thing

[Whycee54]

Lil Luna.. I forbid you to watch this stuff...

Mike Rowe is hilarious...

[thejoser]

"That's not a sheep, look at its legs!"

[LilLuna1985]

Wait...why are there two male lions?!

o_O

No wonder he put on that voice with a lisp for it going to the hairdressers XD

[astrogliding]

i remember these days when i was in middle school- he kinda reminded me of the guy from Jake and the Fatman! he was always funny back in these days and now in the present- he's still got it!

[betsy678]

siberian tiger

[AtlantianVanguard]

"two of each of course....have to have that for breading purposes" LOL!

[inuyashaxluv43]

breedin not breadin lmao

[OdoubleTO]

lol dude is a clown

but what could he do tryna sell this type of shit, I mean who would buy that?

[hopkins12]

my grandma

[celebdmatchlover]

what does tony know?

[dblack553]

"dogs and cats... living together..." - awesome quote from Ghostbusters! Mike Rowe is amazing

[FungiBuns]

didnt he get fired from that job after doing that?

[RJL738]

Thanks for showing this, it was interesting to see Mike Row much younger. I didn't know QVC went back that far.

[alexlambert]

I love how he refers to the shotty workmanship on the lion as a rip off for the price of the bag. 5 stars

[Sketchqueen40]

"thats not a sheep look at it's legs!" LOL I love mike

[xXnobrainXx]

maybe is zebra, oh no is a cow...

xDDDDD!!!!

[mrCrazyman307]

OMG I BOUGHT THIS!!!!!!

jk but imagine...

[donotfeedthetroll]

o boy it's only 28 dollars.

[Darthphill]

thats funny he still dose his best to sell that crap

[Trig242]

WHO MADE THIS CRAP TO SELL??

I love Mike far too much for an adult man

[hayhayhay32884]

omg my name is noah and i had one of these growing up i had no idea it was a hand bag my mom just got it for me cuz it was an ark and my dads a pastor so it was appropriate. hhaa.

[tragiki]

LOL "Its a purple cow!"