I'm Like Oprah

[xxxx10brownie1xxxx]

Marty total cheesed that one girl

[rortiz77]

Better late than never.... But I liked it.

[VultureGirl69]

1st base- kissing

2nd- touching sexually

3rd- oral sex

4th- FUCKING

[agametedua]

=))) Haha this video was so funny.

[oxhana]

First base is kissing, Second base is touching outside the clothes, Third base is touching underneath the clothes, Home Run is sex.

[34katpow34]

WOW!

[Nani101]

Oh boy XD Stay classy, my good men. Stay classy.

[Nerocification]

Bill Gates, Oprah, Ted Turner and George Soros are part of the Good Club wanting to cap world’s population at 8.5 Billion.

John Holdren is Obama's appointed Science Czar. Like all Czars, they were not approved by the Senate, which is unconstitutional. He advocated in his book "Ecoscience", sterilization of the human population by adding a sterilization drug to the food and water supply and the government taking babies away from single mom's. GOOGLE “zombietime john holdren” and click on link.

[gemxclone]

Me and my friends made up 30 bases, 24th is sex with barbed wire around your penis. Don't even ask who was the one fucked up enough to think of that one

[hithereimkelsey]

@3:17 epicface.

[iDoopie]

hahahahah matty is such a pimp

[DenneySports]

I'm gonna be like oprah but blacker

[akohler16]

the bases i learned goes french, feel, finger, f***

also awesome girl beautiful, smart , and she likes serenity so yah

[rc8900]

now get Matty the hot Asian chick dude!!!!

[xH3rbivor3]

1st base- making out

2nd base- boobies and wet stuff lmao

3rd base- oral

4th base- HOME RUN

[theshinigami667]

1:24 OOO: MYSTERYGUITARMANNNN

[iloveJuanalisa]

the guy driving should always hold the camera.

I've NEVA watched anybody's blogs or anything.

But PHILIP reminds me of my best friend.

Funny <3

[wolyng]

he tots got a handy

[breejustine]

don't kiss and tell! but I like the vlogs

[MrBroncosfan1000]

Matty and Sarah are awesome cause they watched Serenity. Best movie ever.

[l0serpants]

u always talk about sex on ur vlogs

[LunaTuonante]

Philip seems like the male version of LaRoux the singer who sang Bulletproof

[FallDownTheStairs]

HAHAH, FUCK YOU OLD SCHOOL

[trustyjoker]

Matty is awesome

[eman0011]

i love how matt goes we are keeping this pg 13 right..... and phil goes right. and 40 sec later phils all fuck u and ur fuckin old school lol

[kennabanana]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[BAMSCRITCH]

serenity? REALLY?!?!?!?!......just kidding i just recently watched all of firefly and then serenity...loved it

[sparklyundies89]

matty is a gent, thats y he's awesome.

[joker102877]

179 people are jealous of Matty.

[toulouse666]

Oprah sucks, you rule!



[MrShoelayce]

"Boobies and sticky stuff and handjob can come anywhere along". Yep. PG 13 alright...

[MrShoelayce]

Black Mac FTW =P

[xxxAngelikaxxx]

I like this Matty dating vlog, keep it up lol he is so funny

[SkyletSnow]

Phaty Phil :)

[awesomestuffm]

kiss it, touch it, lick it, f*** it. <--base system.

[queenfrostine97]

the day after the day before yesterday would be yesterday

[tomos463]

Is it me or does Phil look like he's putting on wieght?

[jwaldo12]

I think Matty put his "d" in her "m" hahahaha

[Lazychip]

She has lotsa monies, and it seems quite obvious that they are into each other...barring that she's a succubus in disguise, I think Matty should just go ahead and pop the question.

[suave1024]

number one tell of a lie is looking down to the left and closing eyes 6:42-6:49 . no third base he lies.

[toulouse666]

Nice!

Since Matt said the show should remain PG13 and that there was an on purpose fake confusion about the definition of 3rd base that you both had a REALLY good time!

And seriously, this doesn't reflect negatively on anyone, two adults doing whatever the hell they want together isn't anybody else business, that you happen to agree with me or not.

[BmeoLrineiVneg17]

fuck you middle school

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

"wait we gotta make this turn"

"AAAAAAAAAAH ooOOOOOHHH"

XD

[MbTurner1977]

Nothing special about the video but its interesting to watch other people. I like!

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

:D freddie W

OMGIZZLE

[gypsiecat1]

its not like they were going anywhere in the future

[ein08by]

you, my fellow citizen, are a tard. now man up and come to the help of your country.

[CaptainofSquad14]

i can just imagine tony saying "wait before you hold my hand, hold my dick" LMAO

[mslisajp821]

showing the love for the volggity... diggin it cause it makes smile. :)

[AldoRain87]

1st = Kissing. 2nd = Boobs. 3rd = "Heavy Petting"/Oral. Home is obvious. Matty got to third, he's lying.

[goofman182]

lol epic turn

[kevinhossy]

why isn't Matty wearing a seat belt!

[AGayTale]

I love your puppy dog eyes

[zachh1000]

So your telling me that someone with the username NiceJewishGirl has lots of money? I would have never guessed.

[RisefromyourGRAVE]

nah in our country its kiss hands oral fuck

[kalashnikov96]

The day after the day before yesterday..isn't that yesterday?

[t260y]

did he just say I can get a hj or bj before I get a kiss!?

[zemratsu]

handjob is the Shortstop

[XoxMissHeather]

I really like sarah, she's like perfect for matty :)

[JosephCee]

man i swear ive been in matty's situation. im the only virgin i know. lmao.

[jbung89]

i laughed so damn much in this vid

[kk92007]

funny stuff guys keep it up i've enjoyed it (not in a gay way lol) matt seems like a good guy hope he gets hooked up with someone, good luck! cool what your doing for him phil.

[AConstantChrist]

what is the driver playing gay basebal? there is no holding hands, I'm from NY it goes 1st Getting pregnant, 2nd getting and abortion, 3rd leaving her, 4th repeat

[vikingsfan454]

lie to me reference!

[kamakize090993]

Thursday? the previous button said friday?

[ClockwiseWitness]

Not gonna lie, Sarah's pretty hot.

[GoofyPenguin525]

this is average guy talk! if not cleaner!!!!

[OMGMANBOOBS]

You must have a LOT of money to be able to have those big hotel rooms.

:(

[SammahSaysHi]

If Looking for Alaska has taught me anything, it's the bases: French, feel, finger, fuck.

[eman7254]

French, feel, finger, fuck

[chaoscausingleo]

"wait, what's third base?" rotflmmfao!

[xPanicSmoshx]

I hope he picks Sarah, I think they really hit it off, but we'll see about the other date(s)

[Jonboy207]

looks like carrot top in the display pic

[NONo443]

Hopefully these dates work out for Matty.

Kind of an offshoot, but how about another channel for dating? Well, I mean some funny stories on dating from the PDS crew, subscribers, etc.

[IWishUDidntNoMyName]

She kept staring at his mouth because he has HUGE lips!!!!! lol

[StopSayingBelieveIt]

Matty is precious C:

[xXsubliminalmassXx]

you guys are cool

[CodeNinja68]

I really hope these kinds of vlogs continue, theyre hilarious

[EpicfailProd]

hand job can come directly before or after holding hands....

maybe she missed his hand and dropped down to the D

[AwesomeAndCyanide]

To quote John Green's "Looking for Alaska," (On Alaska Young Day, too!): The four F's (or bases) are "French, feel, finger, fuck."

[flyinsquirrel145]

Awesome vlog =]

[xelaheart]

Lawl at the cocatoo hair

[NeenersLambchop]

DOT?!

[DominationVideos]

Phil is awesome for saying that on stage: "I want to be like Oprah. But blacker."

[TheTomTomfy]

i like your vlogs, they're not bad, specifically these about your trip to vegas are interesting. you know i don't really like vlogs in which someone's sitting in his room and speaking with a bored face.

[MKraus18]

Also hand job more like a short stop.

[MKraus18]

Awesome! Just like my group of friends. Without the money. Lol

[bergy41rox]

it would be yesterday

[MrHacksalot1]

1:30 OMG Freddie Wong!!!  Hes so amazing! :D

[jessicahelenx]

what's happened to Lindsey? :/

[SirHolme]

so... you guys realize that matt is totally gay, right?

[iSaraGrounds]

i like ur vlogs but i like them more when lindsey is them too

[katyhess]

oh no I was at CES and I missed you! =[

[TRIPPYtheHIPPYboy]

a handjob is hit by pitch? xD

[AFurlong1988]

Loving these vlogs where it's just you guys doing stuff and joking/making fun of each other. Just like what normal people do.

[swedebitchsubscriber]

Tony´s hoot

[baseball101star]

Dem two definately fucking

[alobo17]

youtube.com/watch?v=_cWFHwlmw8­4



[iamamazingxx]

the proper base system.

xkcd.com/540/

[Sieltjee]

that matty looks like al slightly younger version of mu science teacher... it's kinda creepie

[Bowlove23]

O Phil, you're such an ass! lol, props to Matty for bein a nice guy ;)

[TheLionsDenNews]

I'd love to hang out with you guys for just one afternoon, looks like a blast.

[sxephil]

lol people need to realize if Matt wasn't comfortable with these being in the videos, they wouldnt be in there. haha silly people

[OpTicSweRve]

@sxephil Yeah I replied to your comment! YEAH! My life is now worth something =D

[DaJewMuffin]

@sxephil lol ppl need to stop being conspiracers (for lack of better word) I'm sure matty would say something geez. Okay and back to u phil

[grungeface87]

Keep the vlogs up, they're cool and kinda what I remember you originally made this channel for.

[SakuyaLuigi]

Matty is so freakin cute!

[Sosodeflol]

no weekend vlogs. ahhhhhhh

[Neblung]

@ 1:25

Is that Mystery Guitar Man? I think it is.

[shineshinexc]

mattie got a girl ... oohhllaallaa

[originalbalex]

ah mystery guitar man's there

[AddToTheNoise]

Matty is so cute ^_^

[SuperCheese088]

She wanted to do naughty things to Matty, but you shouldn't tell the world what they did till AFTER he picks one. More fun that way.

[nateman010276]

1st Base- French Kissing

2nd Base- Anything using hands

3rd Base- Oral Sex

Home Base- Sexual Intercourse

[Setaoshinjii]

Yeah. Phil. Not cool. This is kinda fucked up. You can tell he's really uncomfortable.

[Jordanfacekilluh]

I would have SERIOUSLY punched the fuck out of Phil asking me all those questions. He really just made Sarah look like some type of whore.

[bondman00794]

4th base? WTF its called HOME RUN!!!!

[YellowMiss1]

To clear this up:

1st base is "french kissing"

2nd base is anything with hands.

3rd base is oral

4th is all the way.

[09Freezey]

lol. "fuck you, middle school'

the car part was epic

[leradoms]

omg I was in the same place at the same time as the sxephil crew. I feel so magical!

[handysilver]

the picture of Phil on Oprah's head reminds me of the girlfriend on CTFxC's channel

[elmo1257]

@handysilver i didnt even realize what that was. at first glance i thought it was a pic of carrot top

[sdpunk9]

Si!, me gusta!

[BlaxicanPwns]

LMAO handjob before holding hands

[DogiTheWallcrusher]

Does Matt use Sennheiser 555's?

[aaaaaa001001]

@DogiTheWallcrusher Both Phil and Matt do. I bought the same pair a year ago and was really surprised to later see phil and matt using them. anyway, they're ridiculously awesome headphones.

[Meggerr69]

You didn't interrogate him as bad as everyone is making it out to be

[SuckMyNacho]

phil ure gettna second chin

[kidsrangesucks]

phil i dont like this video

[SadEliteProductions]

You should meet Steave meade that would be like you and the king of Bass meeting <3

[bsenman]

Best vlog ever. Felt like I was in the car too.

[Vblogg14]

After reading some of these comments, I'm almost embarrassed to be part of the "DeFranco Nation". Judging by the highest rated comment, its safe to say that 155 of you are virgins.

[Lamentina]

@Vblogg14 HAhahahaha omg thank you

[Thooftabogin]

Phil and Matty have some big ass lips!

[Nickmanalmighty]

@Thooftabogin And some large eyes!

[engelskogtysk]

@Thooftabogin yeah its the lips of love!!! xD

[crazyaboutthewoman]

Matty totally banged Sarah, atta boy matty

[lordOFbrooklyn]

phil go easy on your friend man. he seems like a good kid don't put him on the spot. you don't wanna come off as the douchebag that will make fun of people in order to be funny. that screams insecurity. i had you pegged for a nice, noble guy that made fun without taking cheap shots. please don't change my perception of you.

[ShahRocks247]

Sarah was here......

[strapinhotpockets]

What SuV were they driving at 3:39 ?

[JerryAtricSenior]

Sarah is really awesome. AND JEWISH !!! She's a keeper

[wiscoTO]

Just a thought but I think Phil may have ask Matty if he was alright with the footage being uploaded...on the other hand he may not have but, still kind of rude.

[adamMmZ12]

ur like a monkey

[muffinman2276]

I love the Vlogs phil you mused continue wiht them

[sxejulz7761]

Awesome!

[Mochacap101]

Matty is SUPER nice!! He doesn't want girls to feel pressured!! That is so, so, so sweet!! I'd date a guy like him. Just sayin' ;)

[killingbitch2]

LOL she watches this and ur talkin about her sexin up matty XD

[MrAleper]

ugly fucking douche bag

[TheCommunist100]

@MrAleper Ugly fucking RACIST CUNT LIPPED douche bag.

[MrWaldo96]

phil ment to say that he slept like a little baby

[tpcgoon]

Yooo Phil you should check up break they upload F'd up videos of people swinging babies around looks pretty real

[TheKPiech]

listen to miles away by kaz piech

[ThatAudioChocolate]

PhilipDeFranco vlogs are the best..Sorry Phili D, but its better when we see and hear the real you.And not a jazzed up script of bullshit and current event, ANYWAYS.........

[mylifeisinteresting]

is phil gay?

[ImJCShow]

mmm 2 beds 3 guys...

[ThatAudioChocolate]

@ImJCShow What about 4 guys 1 stool?

[acreativealias]

the day after the day before yesterday would actually be yesterday. haha

[casanovaluver]

ugh, no those bases are wrong.

first base is kissing

second base is boob action

third oral (for both)

fourth all the way

[miamigurl123]

This guy got his bases really wrong.

1st-- kissing

2nd - hand jobs/ fingering

3rd - oral sex

4th - intercourse

[MentalEminence]

@miamigurl123

no one wants to know what you do with horses. tone it down, kid.

[AnIntangibleBadge]

YESTERDAY IS HERE.

[poopabrick]

Just lost a bunch of respect for Phil for putting what that guy and Sarah did on youtube for the world to see.

[TheStarrStory]

i sad it was my birthday and you didnt say happy birthday

[sagetashacmont]

THIS was awesome :) keep it up :) i smiled the whole time...and matty is hilarious

[allsports4]

HOLY FUCK U LOOK LIKE SHAWN WHITE IN THE THUMBNAIL!

[xoxIDaveIxox]

Philip DeFranco....easily my favourite guy on YouTube.