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  • i love the ending hahaha

  • Ok can we see your tits now?

  • Jaime te regardée me parle de science sa ne fais tout chaud dans mes culottes

  • Random Comment: I have a pair of the same stools that you used to run your tests on. My feet are propped on one right now.

    I just thought it was weird because we've had these stools for almost 20 years, and I can't imagine there's too many of them out there anymore.

  • @MoIsMehName A friend was going to throw them out. They could be 20yrs old. :)

  • Awesome! Man, I wish I had your job/talent!

  • uWave experience *and* knowledgeable about FPGA hw & firmware design?

    Too cool ... truly, "DC to blue light" capable technically ...

    .

  • You are AWESOME! ;)

  • Jeri... I have never seen any woman so competent in awesome electronics as you... will you marry me? lol

  • Oh yeah, forgot. Your scanner is neat. But being a normal guy and all, I just HAVE to admit if my job included operating one of these, I'd MUCH prefer an industrial-strength one. Like that one used on the reddish-haired chick appearing in YouTube video-clips about these things. From what I've seen in those videos (or maybe what I HAVEN'T seen, which would be her CLOTHES), looks like one of those big machines would allow me to check the gals out better ... just for guns & such of course. :) :)

  • You sound very well educated on this. I build UBER-computers, better than ANY pre-built. Our 3 comps get new ones each year like that. When that's done, I build 3-5 more, not as high-$ & powerful as ours, as donations to poor/sick kids, churches, charities, etc. But that's my limit of electronic skills. I'm an electrician, so could stay with you about 1/3d of this. But Electricity & Electronics are more DIFFERENT than alike, so most of it was a bit over my head. Very interesting & cool though.

  • my kind of lady right there folks!

  • How high could you boost the signal without frying the feed horn (say by sticking an amplifier between the oscillator and that last transistor hooked to the feed horn), and would it help with the penetration depth?

    Also, would a dual-axis accelerometer be likely to give good enough readings in terms of x and y? Assuming we rotate it automatically say thirty degrees either way both pitch and yaw.

  • Jeri: love the fact that you have so much fun. It's contagious!

    Also love the fact that you didn't have your head filled with "you can't do that"s in college.

    You GO, girl!

  • why do you have brace knuckles? lol

  • @Exus11 "brass" knuckles.

  • first condition for a women to be smart is to be born outside of romania ...and to live outside of romania ....here womens know nothing ...at all

  • There are mad views of this video. That is amazing. The interest is growing all over the world.

  • I want to connect ten 1500 W microwave oven magnetrons up to a wave guide that is at the focal point of a satellite dish, How can I connect these up to the dish? Will they backfeed each other? Do I need to phase synchronize them?

  • @TheSolarmike I'm probably not the right person to ask this. I'd look around for a high energy radar expert or someone skilled with microwave radio link equipment.

  • @TheSolarmike I probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but it sounds like you're trying to concentrate 15 kilowatts of resonating electrical energy through a parabolic reflector. Are you making a death ray?

  • @jeriellsworth first of all I am not a normal human,2nd I love star trek, third I have a thermal imager (vanadium oxide microbolometer ) that is connected to my iPhone 4 so I can do video thermography and I need your help....

  • what is the power supply for LNB? I really need you guys help. This is my first project in Microwave. Should I plug LNB with the satellite box? Then I measure the DC before DC blocking capacitor?

    Thanks in advance.

  • I don't quite understand how the LNB works. There is a coaxial wire connecting to the LNB. It supplied the input voltage and also recieving the signal from the LNB at the same time? How to read the output volatage from this modified device and how to put the power to the LNB?

  • @theparitt This LNB had regulators near the coax connectors that were 9v, so I applied 12v to coax.

  • ---> The output signal i get on the scope is a 40 KHz signal that is FM-modulated by the waving infront of the LNB, so the mixinq is working just fine. Is that the same result you get with a scope on the LNB ? Link to scope screenshot: ht tp://zapro.dk/div/out.jpg

  • @zaprodk I don't see modulation in front. If I put an object that is not moving in front I will only see a DC level depending on the distance. Be sure to put the metal cover back onto the DRO, because this is part of the resonate circuit.

  • @jeriellsworth Yup, put on the metal cover on again. Another thing i maybe did wrong - i see that you bypassed the image filter on the recieving side with a wire - i didn't do that, i should do that too, maybe that makes a difference. A side note, my LNB is an european type, it is horizontal/vertical polarised, not right/left, and it has no septum, and the recieving elements is not in line, but 10mm apart looking into the waveguide.

  • @zaprodk The features on the PCB make up different filters. Do a search online for Blue Cap LNB transmitters. I found a few people modifying the European style for ham radio transmitters.

  • Tried modding a Single output LNB, it does not have two transistors in each stage (right/left polarisation) but have three, one for each polarisation and then the signal is mixed and fed to the third one. I tried turning the first on one of the polarisations, and reversing the bias connections, made a link with kynar wire from the osc. to the gate of the reversed transistor thru a 56pF cap, soldered a tap for my scope on the input of the MMIC (no DC blocking cap at this time) see next post --->

  • @zaprodk Good to see you again.

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooow you are smart and i like you

  • nice soldering iron

  • neat

  • Like your Humor :)

  • this sound like something out of star trek

  • Geeky chicks are hot.

  • Geeks are hot.

  • was that fan service?! ( ゚д゚)

  • @TheLordofShell You are a misogynistic prick.

  • @jeriellsworth come now... it's sweet he has a hobby other than porn.

    

  • @jeriellsworth Oh, cruel, Jeri. Now tLoS has to go look up "misogynistic"...

  • @TheLordofShell Jeri is uber, numbnuts. Inventor of the C-One reconfigurable computer. If geeks have a deity, it is her.

  • And why would I want to make one of these. It's bad enough that they are at airports.

    Boycott all flying until the airports stop violating the 4th amendment.

  • @GaGirlie777 pssssh, How about for a little extra fun in the bedroom? I would be freekishly excited if my girlfriend pulled one of these out.

  • smart and clever. My hat off to you!

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • The amount of fantastic you exude is absurd. I wish I understood half of what you said in this video, but just goes to show how bad at circuits I actually am... hehe. None the less, was entertaining to watch. As an added bonus, at the end of the video, we get to find out you are gorgeous to boot!

  • your an alien..i only see 3 fingers...whats the CIA's number

  • just wondering, how many unsuspecting ADI and MCP applications engineers were harmed in the making of this video?

  • About 10-15 years ago Sony camcorders came into the market with Nightvision technology. The earliest ones had the unfortunate side effect of being able to see through peoples clothing. This was done using Infrared rays instead of microwaves.

    Sony ended up having to add an additional filter to prevent Xray camcorders. I would be interested in seeing a similar home made experiment with IR instead.

    Awesome video and I agree with Tiniuc.

    You. Are. Awesome.

  • @ayfsung I've seen quite a few people pull the filters off of the CCD's and get pretty good results. I've been playing with quenched phosphors, which might make a good thermal camera.

  • Do you watch star trek?

  • @AnotherNutJob Star Trek is good stuff.

  • Nice video, informative and entertaining :) I, too, never went to college, but bodged together a radar jammer using an old Navy Surplus reflex klystron with the feedhorn disguised as an air horn on the front bumper. Worked a little too well, though, because as we drove past the cop, we saw smoke rising from his radar gun :P

  • @Wytebear Maybe he shouldn't have been pointing that your direction.

  • @Wytebear I looking at Surplus sales now for klystrons, they need a pretty high supply voltage though.

    I talked to a former Navy tech that said the klystron on the F-14 had a 14 KV supply. Heck of a powerful radar on that aircraft, Sadly they are all scrapped now. Hmmmmmm........export restrictions on the surplus. Iran was the only nation F-14's were ever sold to back when the Shah was in power.

  • @supertruckertom This was a project I did for my H.S. Electronic class that was taught by a former Navy ET Nuke back in '82. It was a lower-powered klystron, as well...I'm not familiar with the F-14 radar system, but the one we used was just larger than a can of Vienna sausages.

  • ummm what? sorry I didn't understand a word of that XD I want one though, I want one that works from a distance though... it would be weird pressing that right up to someone O_o

  • Bad things will come of this. . .bad things. . .(shudders)

  • how did you get so smart? is this what college does?

  • @guitarerik93 I never went to college. :D

  • @jeriellsworth ahh then the mighty internet

  • @jeriellsworth U DaVinci related?

  • really cool. i dont think id be able to do that considering i dont fully understand what you said,but someday ill try this.

    i also have that same book :D

  • Golly, that is a hack of epic proportion! Great explanation of the phase separation by the crazy septum waveguide. Beautiful name for it, too!

    As an electronic engineering graduate, designer, sceptic, rationalist, nihilist and atheist I'm usually quite happy to attribute these sorts of RF phenomena to witchcraft, or some kind of satanic force. Refreshing to see such matters explained without resorting to pentragrams or ouija boards.

  • this wouldnt work for boobies :( lol

  • Are you an avatar of our godess Athena?

  • What would be the chances of being able make a body scanner in the medical sense ?

    I'm guessing the power and the frequency would have to be far stronger but do you think it would it be possible ?

  • @FlamingCuntLips This wavelength really like to be absorbed by water, so It may not be a great way to look into the body. Ultrasound might be fun to try.

  • HEUREKA! You should try to replicate Bell's Photophone with this!

  • @soulsearchingsun83

    Can't see how this is spam. Someone able to elaborate?

  • @soulsearchingsun83 Sometimes the spam button gets clicked by accident, possibly without the author knowing. One would think an "Are You Sure?" question would pop up to require confirmation, but what do I know; I am a mere mortal.

  • @soulsearchingsun83

    Adjacent birds alternate polarity, so they can be more easily isolated—making focus less critical. The middle bird being off kilter makes spillover from it less visible to the other two antennae, and vice versa.

    I'm used to seeing 90° offsets with the planar polarity fare of the C-band world. I suspect that 45° offset is due to 90° already being used for the dual polarity on one bird trick (of which i wasn't aware 'till seeing this).

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  • she is sexy and brilliant. what more could a man ask?(and she has a cheesy adorable sense of humour)

  • I wish I had this much motivation. I actually feel bad for not doing anything all day, I used to tinker with stuff all the time and have motivation. Well well, Jeri's exposed lingerie was the last drop, now I think I am in love O_O

  • Do America a favor and apply to DARPA please. 

  • @xXEROHOURx Oh, gosh, no. She would have all our soldiers charging foxholes with a collection of Radio Shack parts and a iPad on which they could review the lessons on How To Build An Electronic Hand Grenade, and Obtaining Soldering Temperatures With Ingrediants In Your Meals, Ready-To-Eat.

  • Awesome work.

    At this rate i think you're going to beat me in subscribers very soon.

  • @NurdRage Thanks. I doubt I'll get as many subscribers as you. You have a secret formula I haven't figured out yet.

  • @jeriellsworth

    I think NurdRage's secret sauce lies in the fizzy substances, the word WARNING and not trying to make the subject matter simpler than it is

    so you've already got the most important part of it

  • @shodanxx My beginning will be. "WARNING - This video has many TLA's and big words. Nothing presented here is useful or practical for normal humans."

  • @jeriellsworth

    if I have to pause your video and lookup a word in wikipedia then you are doing it right :)

  • @jeriellsworth So true...I know enough to have a vague concept of how it works...but 95% of it is over my head. I watched the whole thing anyway.

  • @jeriellsworth. Normal humans don't know what they're missing. :D

    "What does that do?" he asked derisively.

    "It amuses me." i replied frankly.

    —From a conversation with a huge asshole of a straw-boss under whom i once worked. (I don't recall what "that" was.)

  • Have you considered a way to amplify the microwaves to get a better reading?  Also, a jig might help with the positioning so you are limited to a select space and don't have issues with mouse alignment.

  • @blizbiggy The LNA has a two stage amplifier currently and then a amplify the down coverted signal as much as 10,000x with the instrumentation amp. The jig would help a lot.

  • You're my new Hero.

  • Check out US patent 5181234 (you can use google patents, or pat2pdf dot org)

    I think you could make a home version with an overdriven rectifier tube to generate the x-rays, as a kids' toy, I mean X-rays would be safe to use repeatedly on kids, right? (just ask the TSA!)

  • @chrisgj198 I agree with you Chrisj198. If it's good enough for the government then it's good enough for little johnny to hold up to his friends head.

  • I got lost after the first 19 seconds....

    Anyway, I think you are amazing!!! Keep up the good work!!!

    PS. Does your hand get hot after exposing to the microwave?

  • @octivitus It's very low power, so you don't feel a thing.

  • I can understand the body xray scan, pat down and a semi-nude checking in the room for females since they are highly more of a target, but guys should just go through the metal detectors.

  • @quakepapi if they're going to look at your balls on the screen anyway, they could save a ton of money and risk of exposure by having an austin powers conveyor belt that sucks your clothes off as you go through.

    it's a sliding scale, like the conveyor belt. Balls in grey on the screen and the facade of being dressed, or in technicolour and the safe knowledge that yes... you are naked.

    people will start rejecting to using the scanner on religious grounds - e.g. being covered in public

  • @quakepapi beside, being patted down by someone with a gun makes waiting around for the flight WAAAAAY more exciting.

    I particularly liked the way the guy in US customs (in NY) was so gentle and caring.

    "I'm gonna touch here now with the back of my hand"

    Aww...... :D

    I got stopped once after someone I'd just met had handed me a 1kilo of agar.

    "Did you pack this bag?"

    [uh oh!] "He just gave me a jar"

    Stopped me for having shower gel in the bag. Didn't even check the jar of white powder

  • that is insanely awesome! so smart..

  • she could teach me alot!

  • Oh now THAT'S MY KINDA GIRL!!! One with a BRAIN! Very cool demo.

    Z

  • i love you

  • As Far as I know, the polarized capacitors (Electrolytic and Tantalium) are Never connected in Series, as shown in the circuit at the start of 2. minute..

    come to think of it.. even ceramic caps are rarely connected in Series..

    Great video(s) though..

  • @Viljar70 There are no caps drawn in series. I think you're mistaking the FET's

  • @Viljar70 Connecting capacitors in series is a common makeshift method of increasing their maximum breakdown voltage at cost of capacity loss. It is of course better to use a capacitor of correct voltage in the first place.

  • @Viljar70 It's not common, but they are sometimes. With polarized caps, it's a way of smoothing EHT supplies using caps with lower maximum voltage ratings than the EHT, which is usually cheaper than buying a single EHT cap.

  • YESTERDAY IS HERE.

  • Amazing video! I wish I was this smart. How do you learn all this?

  • @Bellerophon2200. By having a thirsty mind. :D

  • I dont think we give the guys who invent this stuff to begin with enough credit, that really is some complex stuff

  • right that cant be healthy or good for the body but might be useful for a revolution

  • Bring on the Hackers!

  • Nice work :) Coupling the oscillator via semi-rigid coaxial cable would be preferable, increasing the ouput (assuming the output stage isn't already driven into saturation). Perhaps try 47GHz next, for better resolution?

  • "Sir... can you step through the scanner please?"

    "That's not a question is it?"

    "No sir, please step through the scanner"

    "Nah... you go first matey....,"

  • I'm an electronic engineer and when I started my college education I found that I could major in communications or just be and electronic engineer, and communications had always been boring to me until I found Jeri's videos and now I regret of not choosing that major :-(, she makes it sound so much interesting. Thank you Jeri! I think I would never got interested in Microwaves if it wasn't for you :-).

  • Smart but not funny.

  • did she go to uni?

  • @AGanimeH No schooling for me.

  • @jeriellsworth

    girl engineers are hoooooooooot (when they are actually hot)

  • @jeriellsworth Wow. Where'd you learn all this stuff? That's an impressive body of knowledge, that I thought required a four year degree + probably some extra :o

  • @jeriellsworth Are you a wizard???

  • @AGanimeH what do you think?

  • Well, the first images are the best ,..very nice :)

    Congratulation for the remaining video and the fantastic work you did.

    That´s impressive

    p.oliveira

  • That is so insane! Congrats!

  • How computer know the right scanning head position "X Y" ?

  • @DonElgazo The mouse gives the position. This setup does not hook to a computer(the FPGA generates the video), although you can make a version that would.

  • You. Are. Awesome.

    You know that?

    Awesome. Verily.

  • You just know she is getting free cable. LOL!

  • Marry me, oh and I subscribed.

  • incredible

  • Will you marry me?

  • You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen , there should be more girls like you :(

  • That's hot. I want to have your little robot babies!

  • Jeri, you do indeed have more than three fingers. Much more. 8-)

  • That is more awesome than the kinect hacks I see

  • if i contact wheezywaiter and let me use his cloning machine will you let me keep ur clone?

  • @obc993 You do know that when you make clones one of the two will be evil? I'm I the evil one or the clone? Do you really want to take that chance?

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  • @jeriellsworth i really want it, that ill take that chance!

  • i like people who are smart, diligent and willing to share their knowledge. Good video jeri keep it up.

  • man i though i was pretty handy with electronics but then i watched this and was like "shit, im a dumb ass"

  • Very nicely done!

  • no blurry tits? what a bummer

  • You and this video are pure awesomeness! The end is hilarious by the way :)

  • Ok, Jeri... please explain how a satellite can broadcast electromagnetic waves in a corkscrew pattern, with handedness.  I must have missed that day in physics. o.0

  • @scafativ Helical wound might be the simplest form of circularly polarizing antenna.

  • @jeriellsworth Ah! Now I get it! The wave is rotating on its own axis. That makes sense (with further reading). The way you drew it, I imagined the wave following a corkscrew pattern though space, which made no sense.

  • @scafativ Honestly, you really should pay more attention. The section on "Polarization" was longer than one day... What were you, sick all week?

  • @scafativ Honestly, you really should pay more attention. The section on "Polarization" was longer than one day... What were you, sick all week?

  • @scafativ

    By the fact you're not dealing with a point source transmission like you would do in any physics 101 diagram. You're dealing with an antenna that's twisted, possibly like jeri said.

  • She's a girl, I saw her bra.

    Sorry, I had to do the joke.

  • Jeri you gotta agree with me, Kipkay makes useless shit more useless... so indeed he can suck it!

  • @jdmmade Somehow he gets the views, so maybe it's me that should suck it. I should work on the radio announcer voice. "Hi. This is Kip Kay...Errr I mean Jeri..."

  • @jeriellsworth. Maybe a little more cheesecake. ;)

    Just kidding, of course. Not that i wouldn't enjoy the view as much as the next guy; but the noise floor of guys commenting only on you being a hottie is high enough as it is. [Oops; i think i just added to it. ;) ]

  • Wow, epic hack!

  • I think this is a joke. Although I can't undestand what she is talking about I see some resistences ont eh diagram connected to nothing and so many grounds sounds weird to me. Also on a part she indicates a capasitor that is missing on the board.

  • @arloyola Sorry. Not a joke.

  • Enjoy your internal organ damage.

  • @joakimfj Thanks. My internal organs feel warm and fuzzy.

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  • Marry me plz

  • This is brilliant, kipkay must be quaking in his boots right now! (or doing the other thing.)

  • @illustriouschin Suck it kip kay!

  • @jeriellsworth Watch, kipkay be ripping you off within a few days. That's all he does, he rips people off and claims he did it (go talk to the folks at laserpointerforums, all of his laser projects are ripped off of them). By the way, I'm very impressed by your knowledge. I don't often say this to people because of an internet video they made, but you have my respect. I'm a very, very technical person, and some of the stuff in this video was way over my head.