The Sword & The Sorcerer

[Danorowski]

I study Medieval history and I can assure you this is 100% accurate representation of medieval combat.

[fmatson]

@Danorowski - The Fechtmeisters would be proud.

[ziggy2007dn]

Thanks Cracked for showing me this epicness.

[jackdoodIe6]

this movie made me want to be white so bad. i used to pretend i was that badass sexy muthafucka lee horsley. hell i even used to tell all the white wimmins i was his 2nd cousin to see if i could get my bbc in their coochies.

it never worked.

[siang159]

movies that for kids~

[SLZ]

How do I shot sword?

[TehRattlesnake]

Did he just shoot the guy in the back of the head?

...That guy who was *facing* him?

[BotheredMe]

@TehRattlesnake It went through his head that much.

[revolt1492]

why not use a gun?

[AvEryBadApPLe]

wait a minute, he's not wearing a red tunic!!!

[onthebowoftheship44]

Holy shit. He pulled the guy off his horse BY THE BLADE OF HIS SWORD.

[whatever0one]

I like how the guy hiding behind the tree attacks the guy riding the horse by jumping right in front of the point of the sword.

[ArisVelouhiotis13R]

LOL x 10000000!!!!

[borgduck]

WTF???/

[wearenotalone2012]

Where is Xena?

[NickPatrick2]

I wrote a story in which a character, Gaia, uses a three bladed sword like that. Coming from an earth annihilated by a Nexus Queen bent on destroying Multiverse and Temporal Nexus, the sword lands near the HQ of Gaia, a local tv anchorwoman , that adopts the weapon as her own. Time passes and the Nexus Queen approaches to Gaia's dimension, she should stop her in dimension-travel with the help of some friends.

[silverleon777]

The medieval version of the Gunblade? xD

[Wulfenbach]

@silverleon777 Nah this is the Bladegun obviously :D

[GearShotgun]

its good now, but he's supposed to do when he runs out, fight across a battlefield going, "Damn where that guy i shot?"

[alismmmka]

hold on to your asses kids lmao love cracked

[snufleufugus]

Nice trajectory on that last blade

[MutantClannfear]

Cracked

[Inspectornills]

lol, I find it pretty funny that the music started playing as soon as he picked his sword back up

[the60sKid]

This came out the same time Conan did. This was the ONLY movie that director Albert Pyun did that was WORTH anything. It's cheezy but A GREAT popcorn movie. He never made anything close after that. Van Damne Cyborg and that 1990 Captain America he did WAS the real shit on film, not this.

[WesOrion]

Anyone know the rarity of getting a DVD copy of this movie is? I paid $80 for my copy from Amazon a month ago.

[7armedman]

Wow, that last guy really took it hard!

[AvEryBadApPLe]

usually you need ALL your hearts to shoot blades from your sword.

[gaozhi2007]

This is amazing. I need to see this,

[harrynginny4eva]

Lol, reminds me of The Legend of Zelda

[skinni45]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MrJanoAndKIWI]

No matter

[murilovsilva]

I. am. speechless. Thumbs up if you found this reading Cracked.

[tonka565]

watchin this when stoned

[TheJcp1234]

@tonka565 Loser.

[JixPax]

this flick was awesome!

[Od3s]

Best movie ever.

I feel sorry for 80's

[thecoolster28]

i am here because of cracked

[TheEmperorofthevoid]

Director: "Ok kid, when the arrow pierces your hand just scream like a dork and pause for, like, an eternity before shooting the second guy."

[TheEmperorofthevoid]

That's the coolest thing since silly string in Hawk the Slayer

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Still WAY better than the BB gun.

[nardmanman]

Hahaha!! Holy shit I'm sold! This looks like such an awesome movie!

[sageeagle]

0:11 God! How did that Sword hit the Back of my head!?

[Kneedragger420]

I loved this shit when I was a kid and Dragonslayer too!

[GrandHighGamer]

Where is your Gunblade now?

[Libraloco73]

That sword would come in handy when I ride the subway here.

[Porgot138]

Lee Horsley (Easily the most likable barbarian warrior) stars as Talon

[TJae1]

Chessey but cultic ~ exploitation I tell ya ~ try buyin' this thing ~

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

where can I find the toy!

[mitchlots]

omg its asassins creed!!!!

[iUDods]

That's a kickass sword right there.

[starks89]

WDF CRACKED

[JerseyMcgee81]

BTW he only has two blade's when he launche's the first one, he must have grown an extra blade when we where not looking ;¬)

[theFFVIguy]

That's like what Link does when he's a full health.

[BerserkMoogle]

Holy shit, that was amazing!

[Xandus117]

Tripe-Bladed Sword Launchers: totally impractical, yet totally awesome!

[leeroynaggins]

I could write several long paragraphs about how epic this movie is, but I can't be bothered.

[Vexis525]

What's with the polka music at the start?

[gilroyopinion]

@Vexis525

[MrTurningPointz]

THIS FILM MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A BELT TO MYSELF \m/

[Longi1974]

This film is ace, I like the lad who has light up fingers. He was the best. I remember him "popping out" of some dude who he was in disguise as at the end...

[MrMeter]

wtf

[GreyGrimGrave1]

It was cool then (remember they didn't have CGI then) and an old fave now. Just so U know the guys that made this film retired on the big cash they made and didn't bother with a sequel that was planned.

[necroturky]

When your younger and you watch movies like this you think WOW. Now its wow, i actually watched this shit!

[CaptainCheq]

Man, that was some sweet shiz back in the 80's.. i remember trying to make swords that shot out... yeah thats right.

[cctman]

@CaptainCheq dude that is funny stuff!

[MaxCovington791]

Bond....James Bond. I've never heard of the swordgun. I've heard of the gunblade.

[Cradboradfy]

hmm, well there is a Gunsword.

[MaxCovington791]

What's that?

[Cradboradfy]

A Gun with a sword in it. It's nothing in-depth really.

[Aragond68]

[Facepalm]

Nothing more need be said.

I mean, people paid money to see that in the cinema, y'know. Not many people, but people nonetheless.

[Cradboradfy]

Haha, well yes. I would watch it in the cinema aswell. But that's mainly because i watched the trailer for this movie and it looked more epic then most new movies out there. IMHO

[mofrakker]

Not one of the better sword and sorcery films of the early 80's, but did have cool makeup. And the massging scene (you know what im talking about) was NICE. Has anybody uploaded it? Im thinking of doing it, but better leave this one to someone who has a better copy.

[Wolfogre]

Sequel is finally in the making apparently.

[jimmy181167]

the rocket sword was so cool I remember when the first came out I went to the cinema to see it!

[hill19762007]

dude this movie was epic when i was 6,and i still love it even if the the movie looks like crap to todays standerds

[dandeentremont]

CRACKED

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

So damn bad.

And the music was like the scene from the old episodes of the Simpsons when Maggie and the other babies escape from daycare...

[pinworms70]

This movie and Hawk The Slayer...you cant go wrong for an afternoon of fun video viewing in the 80's. Of course this got you ready for Sunday's D&D session....

[Skymouth]

I loved this movie! Ah, good times!

[NonCommente]

now thats just not fair

[killgore333333]

SWORD PUNCH LOL!

[WreckerR]

Wow - that is cheesy!

[Alexltavares]

This is oneo fhte best cult classic films. I saw tis in the movies as a kid and have loved it since. It5 used to air often on late night TV but I haven't seen or heard of it on a while.

[redoubt9000]

God the 80's were such a great fuckin time...at least as far as movies go :P

[Arnabas315]

Did that guy have a toilet plunger as a helmet?

[heatsketch]

thats the most retarded thing ever

[vcdaniels]

DAMN THA"S CHEEZY! The thing is . . . when we were kids, we thought these sort of effects were the shit.

[mykalroze]

Definitely true. I remember it was corny back then, but I think I still wanted that sword.

[Pallindrom27]

I STILL want that sword!

Somebody else can have Excalibur, give ME the Swiss Army Sword itself the Tri-Bladed Sword! There was NO stopping that thing!

Shootable blades?

CHECK.

The ability to just KEEP revealing smaller, hidden blades within when the main blade is broken?

CHECK!

Seriously, if anyone hears of a replica let me know!

[rowan729]

whoa shit.

[TRKoneAD2]

this was released in the theater back in 1982...atleast I'm not the only one who saw this

[WolfRider67]

what IS this movie...?

[Solechnaya]

God's chosen.

[WolfRider67]

LMAO that was sooooo retarded ahahhaha!!!!

[hobowithashotgun]

ROCKET SWORD GO!

[alucard624]

Wow, that was cool. I swear the Legend of Zelda ripped off that sword shooting idea from this.

[hobowithashotgun]

Rocket sword go!

[ZonerD]

FIRE............bonzai!!!!!!!!­

[BurnRoddy]

OMG don't you mean... Banzai!?

[ZonerD]

Huh?

[Jairion]

...Is that Luke Skywalker?

[Darkwintre]

I have to say thats a NICE SWORD!

God its been years since I've seen this movie!

[DemiseRX]

wow

[guitarninjas]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

[TheTomato6]

Holy shit he has a sword that shoots swords.

[yetson]

It's the TRIPLE ROCKET SWORD!

[92rofoan]

AHAHAHAHA LOL!

[xjoncamposx]

WIN!

[okinweginwh]

greetings from cracked

[johnnycroft2]

CRACKED

[shiftup]

not impressed. let me know when you have a sword of five more blades

[FelipeChoque]

holy shit that sword is awesome!!!

[hungjudas77]

i was 5 when i seen this at a drive in. man i always wanted to see this movie again. youtube rocks

[azrael666ethereal]

classic movie!!! A remake or sequal would be awesome, imagine what they could do with it now!!!

[Pallindrom27]

I love that sword. I saw this as a kid and have secretly longed for that sword ever since. If you've seen the movie you know it's like a Swiss Army Sword!

[papito914]

I saw this when I was a kid

I love youtube

[Whitevillage]

Hilariously bad. Love it!

[JCMOLFINO]

Great movie. Lots of gore...ha ha ha

[GreenGestalt]

My favorite movie. Hands down.

[c1catwoman]

omg i have to c the whole thing

[Zekee27]

Wtf was that !!?? :o

[Tacticsjunkie]

I'm glad they're making a sequel to this. I heard that Lee Horsley is back and so is the sword!

[Wizzad75]

Too bad they never made made Tales of the Ancient Empire. Great movie, classic 80's adventue at it's best. Sure beats the shit out of today's CGI crap.

[Jati666]

i agree with you there mate :-)

[spaceorbison]

That sword was the best thing in the world to me when I was kid.

[docsrocks]

Good enough that they made so much money they didn't make a sequal or two.

[loempiavreter]

a sequel is being made and is coming soon ;)

[docsrocks]

That would be a hoot. 25 years later.

[loempiavreter]

My bad it's not really a sequel, but more a spiritual sequel. It's called TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE and it does star the actor for the main character of this film.

[JCASTILLO8155]

Cool movie. Was vey young went i saw this flim. Do you have any more clip?

[fmatson]

No unfortunately. The clip came from a Sword & Sorcerer fan page.

[JCASTILLO8155]

Where is the fan page?

[fmatson]

As far as I can tell it's long gone.

Otherwise I would have credited and linked to it.

[ctferrery]

Do you have more scenes of this movie???

I saw it when I was a kid back in the 80's and it was really cool back then.

[warhammer72]

TALONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterJediDude]

That show was incredibly good for its time.

[MediumPolkaPenisPoo]

lol cool

[hanshotfirst1138]

Ah, if only it available. 80s cheese.