Craigslist Party Personals are Alcoholic Fatties!

[neo5kali]

where are your pound numbers? i suppose you're trying to be funny but i get a funny feeling that you're a frustrated virgin and have serious trouble getting any date without getting them drunk. sorry you can't get stuff. and i figure that even if you do get any action it's probably not very good. count your blessings any woman even pays attention to you.

[angelchastainc3ln3v]

My name is Mike from LA Although there busizz4me.info



[LittleLJ22]

hahaha

[Goldbeed12]

you are a fucken god

[Kewchu]

for the win

[chicadelrey]

hhaha

[LoraGW]

Favorited - 5 stars. f'ing funny

[A110PercentLife]

hes a full pledged pimp.

[Noyjeetut]

Funny man.

[matthewsolis247]

Heres my handy little card. It go's something like this:

If you are female and searching for affection via the internal network of computers across the world then you are 9 times out of 10 overweight! the rest of the 1 out of 10 are just ugly.

(this does not take into account scams)

[Transgression16]

Oh my god! This is funny shit!

[babiezmami]

haha do me

[luriette78]

Oh my god, I can tell Adam Carolla is an influence. This is exactly something he would do. He would love this.

[xzylist]

bubuwah lmao!!!

[67mustangreg]

ahahahha, dude...your fucking genius! :)

[deltalead89]

this is one of the funniest youtube videos Ive ever seen, your funniest yet(Ive started from the first one and im here now; so I have yet to see the rest.) Also treat me like a princess = 20 pounds, black = 10 pounds(whether its fat or lean meat it seems that black women have a higher average) brain constantly searching = 3 craziness points and 8 pounds. just some thoughts; also, is that you at 9:11? damn michael funny guys aren't supposed to be inhumanely ripped.

[Sentenceenhancer]

Shallow much??? lol itsok i hate ridiculously obese ppl to.

[brinny18]

"BBW...that just means fat..i think" GOLD!

[Laudeball]

very helpful

hahah

thanks

[sanctusvox]

its... its so true. guys don't notice that stuff. shoes, purse, nails, earings... all done for other girls, not for guys, whether they realize it or not. i'm glad any time this gets said.

[deltalead89]

guys do notice, but it's not something to stress over.

[megjen15]

wow what do you have against fat people..

[michaelpyro]

everything

[01mhall]

there fatties

[cantonhockey1]

thats another 400 lbs lol

[hawflakefreak]

I got an invite from you a long time ago, but I never actually watched your videos. I'm so glad I did now, because you're hilarious!

[rachelleanne18]

Great video! you are by far on of the best on youtube! Keep making vids!!!!!!!1

[michaelpyro]

Thanks!

[nocturnalsamurai1000]

dude your musle looks lumpy

[michaelpyro]

...okay

[SonomaDave1]

I told a bank teller today that she didn't need to have her nails painted up to be good looking. She said, "You got that line from Napolean Dynomite." She's a little smarter than me. :-(

My first time to visit your vids...sign me yup!

[michaelpyro]

I haven't seen that movie...

[XNICKXG]

i heard a story from a fat chick who said one of those skinny black crackhead guys said i love BBW it means big beautiful women

[michaelpyro]

its always scrawny lightweight guys who love fatties.

[amberPI]

hey darlin... you posted this on my birthday! awe! But im really not sure I want to post a comment on this... so many girls and their webcams... (lolololololololololololololol­ol) how many points did i just get?

[michaelpyro]

literally thousands

[JamesMatthess]

crazy points...LOL

[shawnio]

unicorns on her nails, im proposing, moving on lol man this stuffs funny dude

[michaelpyro]

thanks!

[IItothe222345helomot]

you missed princess that's got to be at least 30 pounds.

[michaelpyro]

totally, I wish it was on one of the adds...AT LEAST 30 lbs....

[redknight42]

I was thinking the same thing!

[MicroComedyMan]

This video is especially funny if you were just on Craigslist.

[michaelpyro]

what do you mean? I was reading personals adds off of craigslist...maybe i am missing something

[redknight42]

He means if someone just read the personal ads on craiglist, then watched this video, it would make the video funnier.

[museis1]

painted unicorns!? wtf!!?

..guys who r on the pale side.... ???? does she mean like...not tan?? thought she meant personality? -funny!

[michaelpyro]

I think she was talking about me when she mentioned "pale guys". How dare she.

[museis1]

it would just be freaky if someone from seattle wasn't pale! thats just wrong...

"how dare she."

still.. what the hell is up with the painted unicorns!?

[michaelpyro]

I don't remember, was I talking about painted nails? Adam Carolla once mentioned a girl with painted unicorns on her fingernails a few years ago on the radio show "Loveline"

[museis1]

o yes! i wouldn't av known.

lol, adam carolla and painted unicorns... y the bloody hell didn't i guess that!?

[dragonoflava101]

dude i got to have that list

[jonsmind]

Funny... Yes, but what's the deal with the impression, that you, or someone are trying to tape over in certain spots?

[lesentra]

"crazy points...thats just bad grammar" lawl. why do all college parties look exactly the same?

[bagsofmoney]

rofl old english nice video man i hope you fucked them skeeezurs

[jwish827]

Dude, that's some great stuff. The only time I was like "Ooooh..." was when you mentioned Pink Floyd and Tool as "bad taste." I'm just sayin, I like both of those bands, that's just my opinion and I respect yours. That's all.

But still, funny stuff, 5 stars all the way!

[michaelpyro]

Thanks for the comment!

yeah, I don't have a problem with those bands either, I just needed to insult her a bit more. I listen to tool on occasion, and have all their songs downloaded on my computer.

[pcrudup]

Funny!!

[ExclusiveLook]

You thought that a five cent coin was one hundred dollars, your an idot man if that's what you thought. Also make sure that you take a few extra Pre-K math classes. You really need them, dum ass.

[michaelpyro]

Thanks for the comment!

"Even though I do not leave comments on videos that much doesn't mean anything. When ever I subscribe or save a video to my favorites thats my comment."---------------------­----------taken from your profile.

[hydraulikz]

guess it flew over exlusivelooks head. dude stop spamming me your videos now. i was gonna block you but you're hilarious. subscribed!

[Kiejzo]

You know you need to post videos everyday because you are really good. I really like your humor.

[michaelpyro]

Thanks! I could post everyday, but I think people might tire of me more easily that way. Perhaps I will try posting everyday for a week and seeing how it goes...

[Kiejzo]

Hmm youre right but I think as long as you don't become repetitive you'll be great.

[MyDamnChannel]

I like it (and I scared to use any punctuation per you might judge me!)

[narutorocks222222]

cool

[deadnivor]

what?

[kindtokochan]

Wow =D.

I guess I'm different then. Haha.

I've never lied about my weight.

And I'm an anime geek, video game geek (Not that into it), MMORPG geek and sit on my ass a lot =D. But I work out enough and weight my calories in the right way to keep my body in an ok shape. =] But yea that can be true also xD In adds usually because only those types of girls usually actually go onto those adds. It was interesting and funny. Thank you. =]

[michaelpyro]

thanks for the view and especially for the comment!

[pwarkentin2pc]

If you are looking for a guy chart, here are a few key word translations: sci-fi fan - 30 lbs., video game fan - 35 lbs., hunting or fishing (or anything that involves spending a whole day sitting in a boat or a ditch)- 30 lbs., golf (or any sport that involves sitting in bar for half a day after) 25 lbs., sports fan - 25 lbs. The list goes on.

[michaelpyro]

good, but I feel like I should add more than just weight, like general geekiness, retardism, and monetary debt. I will use those great ideas though, and add to it...

Thanks for the comment!!

[lmosack]

ok,lol

[stopstealingmyname]

Hah...

[Hybie]

I just couldn't give you 5 stars for your 'system', even though a big(don't think fat here) part of me REALLY wanted to...lol. You definitely have a point there. Being a woman I know about this now so busted secret. Women loves to appear as slimmer in adds NO MATTER WHAT! It's in our nature to lie about weight. Hell, we're OBLIGATED to lie. How else can we show that a potentially 'scary' number can look good. Yes, it's true, it MAY make an expected horrific person to acctually look charming.

[michaelpyro]

Thanks for the comment! I am working on a similar system to find out what a guy is really like from reading his personals ad. Being a woman, do you have any suggestions as to how this can be accomplished?

[Hybie]

Well, if a guy really emphasizes that he's got a nice personality, it's more than often a fat person behind that statement. Also, if he in an add DOESN'T write ANYTHING about his fysicals, there's a reason for it...

I'll give you several other clues when I think of it...

[michaelpyro]

good tips, I'm just wondering what kind of a scale I can put him on. Its easy to say "that adds 23lbs" but what do we add for guys to show he's a unsuccessful looser? Do I have to make my own unit of measurement like "saying he has a good personality adds 7 backpacks with wheels"?

[Hybie]

lol...good question. That's a tough one. I will certenly think about it and come back to you later. You know, I'm half asleep here I sit and my brain isn't quite working right now. I live in Norway and it's 10am here. I've been up all night and LOVE it but I'm useless. Love to hear what you'll come up with...

[Spaulino1011]

Love your humor!

[michaelpyro]

thanks for your view and comment!

[brittiany452]

like your work man ^_^

[michaelpyro]

Thanks! Means alot!

[hillbillygill99]

hey Michael i been watching your vids but i dont see you commenting on my videos, but now i need you, please watch my featured video and vote for me in the comments best medieval comments, if you want do a vid response i get 20 points if you vote for me, thanks bud, i'll be looking for your comments thanks

[hillbillygill99]

very funny

[michaelpyro]

thank you for the comment!

[AbcDjbBros]

funny

[michaelpyro]

Thanks!

[dburr13]

You really connect well with the camera...It's like you feel like there are millions watching all at the same time...instead of hundreds watching one at a time...You come off super-confident in yourself and your material...even if this bit ran a little long...i liked it anyway...some cool observations.

[michaelpyro]

Thanks! Specific compliments mean a ton! You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[dudethvondude]

i'll go check my money,lol

[michaelpyro]

I would recommend it. Thanks for watching!

[alexm141]

Hey, buddy. I watch all your videos and am on your friends list. and your bulletin just reminded me. I need to quit forgetting and subscribe! you are hilarious. Check my videos and return the favor if you want.

[michaelpyro]

thanks for the comment! I will check out your profile now...

[BaronZombie]

you are painfully unfunny.

[michaelpyro]

well thanks for watching anyway.

[Danilo2523]

hi mich thx 4 callin me to share videos whit u...cya

[michaelpyro]

thx? 20lbs.

Thanks for watching and your comment!

[wlperie]

dude, you seriously need to get over yourself, your videos are nothing but blah blah blah...lol

[ujnnju]

hey nice vid, by the way, what's up with those little whore ( pronounced hoo-wahs) in your vid, tell em i got that white dust for em if they want it

[michaelpyro]

sounds good, I'll let them know...

[yourlittleslave]

awesome funny stuff LOL

[CesarPaleAss]

Fat, fat, fat, Fat, fat, fat, Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, Fat, fat, fat, Fat, fat, fat...

It's pleasant to write this 'politically incorrect' word as much as I want. It's easy for me, I live outside the US.

[katatonickate]

lol(4 pounds), i'm loving the rating system.

[adamcarollafan]

Thanks for the view and the comment!

[ScheissLeben]

wow thats a talking boy that vote for the secound thing

[sileighty909]

Hahaha!!!! I gotta keep an eye out for that third "lol."

[GoReRoTTedDeAtH]

i have pramier pro cs3 8 )

want?

[adamcarollafan]

I would love it, but another guy keeps trying to give me vegas editing through IRC and for some reason my IRC connection isn't working. I don't know if my yahoo message thing can transfer files...

[michaelpyro]

whoops, I was using my other profile name...

[omgitslukky]

lawl, thats the best old account name ever.

funny stuff man, keep it up.

[GoReRoTTedDeAtH]

aim dude, use aim,

pramier pro cs3 is sick man,

[GoReRoTTedDeAtH]

HAHAHA!!!! U FUCKEN OWN!!!

except for those lil party interruptions, haha!

i hope my comment dosent get treated like a personals add! im really not fat i swear!

[michaelpyro]

thanks for the comment! I will not put those random party clips in my future videos!

[GoReRoTTedDeAtH]

ohh dude dont worry about it, just my opinion, what make the video great is, how u keep saying there fat, its soo funny, but u say it with pure seriousness!!!

hahaha,!!! fuken great man!! haha! love it....

what program do u edit with?

[adamcarollafan]

windows movie maker, it really blows ass. I'm trying to get some better software...

[ericsun420]

HA HA see there should be a water mark

[donotasyoudo]

i like the 30lb penalty for not typing out full wrds!

[michaelpyro]

thank you, and thanks for watching!

[SinfullyExquisite]

-Laughs- I was in.. Histerical tears of laughter... THAT was so flippin' true.. that I WILL be sharing that with other.. CRAIGSLIST addicts!!

Thanks alot man!

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

craigslist is so damn funny,I literally have tears rolling my face from laughter every time I get done reading craigslist ,post's

[michaelpyro]

I know, its my favorite comedy site!

[theinglewoodband]

aaaahhh FUCK!!!! you twisted sea monkey titillating the youth plundering the pooper of society!!! Go get a that pearl from deep within the Sperm whales penis!!! dive deep my seed!!!

[Bean2200]

You're sooo funny

[michaelpyro]

Thank you! Thanks for watching, and especially for the comment!

[foxhound66]

God! im going to try this out later! Seems accurate!!

[r0ckabye18]

6 craziness points, rainbow hair, unicorn painted finger nails.

this is SO fantastic

thank you for sending this my way.

[michaelpyro]

No problem, thanks for watching!

[xelectrix]

lol

interesting system

party clips?

[michaelpyro]

Were they distracting? Thanks for watching and the comment!

[LilCav68]

So, what you are saying is that you can't find honest people.

I rather resent that being "a fatty" is something to be ashamed of...ok, I turned you off at 4:35. Funny, if you were making fun of someone's sexuality or race, it would be a different matter. Making fun of women who are overweight seems to gain some approval.

[michaelpyro]

I mentioned this. We as people are not racists or sexists as much as we are fataphobes.

[gck86]

great, thanks for sending .

[michaelpyro]

thanks for watching!

[Boucrate]

Yea there's things we can't hide to an expert eyes LOL!

[SGTMendez69]

Crazy funny!!! You should have your own show...thanks for the send, I needed a good laugh!

[michaelpyro]

thanks for viewing and commenting!

[spymaster2]

Very funny, thanks for sending this my way.

[michaelpyro]

thanks for watching, and for the comment!

[hotspur2514]

BBW stands for big beautiful women, so yeah, add 100lbs...

[michaelpyro]

I would, but technically Big Beautiful Women do not exist, so the whole add might be a goof...thanks for watching!

[migyo]

Great delivery!

[michaelpyro]

Thanks for the comment and thanks for watching!

[Pookieftw]

hahaha.

[michaelpyro]

thanks for watching!!

[Pookieftw]

No problem, I'm glad you sent it my way.

[dra999]

Hilariously irreverent! 5 stars! MORE!!!

[michaelpyro]

Thanks! The only reason I haven't posted a video for a week or so is that I had a really bad sore throat so I couldn't talk...

[dra999]

One thing you might want to adjust on your weight scale: "gal" = "gallon" and a gallon of milk weighs 8 pounds, so "gal" adds 8 pounds.

[michaelpyro]

Thanks! GREAT IDEA!! Also I forgot to mention on the video that one of the adds said she was a 32 year old "women" so you have to double her weight at the end for being more than one woman.

[carriebuk]

Love your vids (although the party clips in this one shit me up). Just out of interest though, why don't you look at the camera?

[michaelpyro]

I probably should, I'm just like a little kid that can't stop looking at the camera's LCD screen...

[bobothegranade]

curently working on a degree in phsycology......8 pounds hahahaha hillarious

[michaelpyro]

Thanks for the comment, and thanks for watching!

[lrn2wlk4life]

that'd be called an 'exponential curve', +5 trying-to-sound-smarter-than-i­-am points

[michaelpyro]

AHA! Right you are, I can't believe I couldn't think of the word, I have taken years of calculus just to forget the easy stuff...thanks for the comment!

[frofro101]

cool

[videochick770]

ahhhh...very educational...

[michaelpyro]

I try to be...

[princessrebkah]

great job

[michaelpyro]

thank you! and thank you for the comment!

[gnomercyy]

Lmao, good stuff

[michaelpyro]

thanks for watching!

[phaedress]

wheee!!

loved this, thank for sending it.

[michaelpyro]

No problem, thank you for watching!

[PoliticalLee]

The party clips related to what he was saying. "Going green" "Smoking weed". Am I right? Dope's for Dopes, but you're very clever and will go further with your character if you can just do it without dope and alcohol. You don't want the weight.

[michaelpyro]

Yeah, a Cannibus Sativa reference. I don't toke the kush much though, and I try to just drink hard alcohol to keep my weight down. Thanks for the comment!