Brooke Explains Why She Has No Problem with Drunk Texting

[himerius2007]

Alvarez, is that mexican? I bet she is dirty.

[finka123456]

@himerius2007 Alvarez is spanish...like spain

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

A video about drunk texting ending up with two fellas discussing.... the bible?

What the heck Is going on.

[Thorpe741]

Singapore Sling; Gin, Sweet and Sour mix and , grenedine.

[Sacaen]

Red Cross, those fuckers keep stealing my blood. Screw that 20G!

[zvi303]

If she was a real newscaster, she would have messed up the name.

[XxxSakura101]

Lesser people. :D

[elk832]

0:24 - do girls actually believe we care about those texts? lol

[Losuol]

@elk832 You know if I wasn't getting any for a couple of months and an ex called me up asking if I wanted to spend the night there, hell I would.

[elk832]

@Losuol Completely different thing from what she was talking about. If I know it's a waste of time cock tease, I'll just ignore it, have a wank, and go to bed instead of obsessing like she implied.

[brianwesley28]

I'm curious about your sniz in an academic manner and also about the fact that you're no longer wearing a ring, making me curious about your sniz in a practical manner. So, what does it take to qualify to receive those drunk texts from you, as an ex-girlfriend, apart from becoming an ex? How do we get to that ex status?

[jpete3027666]

lol she's hilarious

[jalene150]

Brooke has no problem with my dick

[matt876mma]

I love brooke, she makes me say things like''oh my god i want her ass'' ''damn, baby girl you got ass for days'' and your neck is soo long , im scared ill lose my penis'' .

[angusmacgyver86]

I'm a lesser person!!! :-D hehehe, she was talking about meee! :-D

[LeBronKK]

This lady is so beautiful.

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

She sounds like Charlie Sheen....

[Badtreewater]

Hot.

[GypsyLeah]

I'm afraid Miss Alvarez has fallen out of touch with your common 40-something investment banker.

[45tigers45]

Getting fucking owned ace.

[arvelos76]

AngryKittehPoo

Ace2066

You two get a room.

[TTDMFfreaknew]

Brook Alvarez was never funny. Get her off the show, shes killing it.

[toobie11]

"You lesser people..." Lmao...

[ByTheGram]

You guys go ahead without me. I'm staying home tonight with my giraffe... mmm

[phillipjennings5]

Show me you naked body

[lordtalon69]

Please get rid of the blonde slut candy and bring back the real comedy of in the know and the others bits you did before you sold out to cable tv.

[Raqwaza17]

lesserpeople? huh.

[cronon94]

video: drunk texting joke

comments: religious argument

i love youtube

[SexyFish660]

OMG. She's been conspiring with my ex.

[AbovePerfect]

MILF

[mikma]

 MIKMA WAS HERE

[viralarchitect]

ONE Singapore Sling cost her $20,000. That's a gold medal in my book.

[30Ciaran]

@viralarchitect

One TOO many, as in she had a lot.

[enzanblazer]

Religion, funnier than the vid.

[fuknut13]

really?? you people suck. brooke alvarez is talking about drunk texting & some of you are arguing religion? WTF??

[gredangeo]

@fuknut13 Well drunk texting is related to drunk driving, which is just as bad as religion. So it's all the same. :)

[Ace2066]

@gredangeo You're and idiot

[GamerWii312]

@Ace2066 "You are and idiot"?

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066 I think you mean "an". Irony at it's best.

[Ace2066]

@AngryKittehPoo I think you mean "is best". Stupidity at and's best

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066 No, I mean irony at it's best. Maybe you should go learn some correct grammar.

[Ace2066]

@AngryKittehPoo I beleive its' spelt grammer. Stupid Amerikkkans

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066 No, it's spelled "grammar".

[Ace2066]

@AngryKittehPoo It's spekt "spelt"

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066 No, they mean the same thing. It only depends on where you're from.

[Ace2066]

@AngryKittehPoo Also it's spelt Kitty and not Kitteh you dumb shit

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066 Looks like somebody forgot punctuation. :)

[Ace2066]

@AngryKittehPoo Looks like someone used a period before a smiley :)

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066 Yes, because you cant end a sentence with a smiley.

[Ace2066]

@AngryKittehPoo Looks like someone forgot to apostrophe the word "can't" :)

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066 I'm sorry. Would you like a cat?

*+1 cat.*

[Ace2066]

@AngryKittehPoo You're boring

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Ace2066

[Hooya2]

@AngryKittehPoo No, you meant irony at its best.  Its is a possessive pronoun, and so doesn't require an apostrophe. 'It's' is only used as a contraction. Go learn some correct grammar.

[AngryKittehPoo]

@Hooya2 Finally somebody noticed that, but don't tell Ace.

[gredangeo]

@Ace2066 *sarcasm*

[subzero1188]

yay! religious debates on youtube!

[subzero1188]

yay! religious debates on youtube!

[Sammys09]

her neck soo long she can taste the rainbow

[tchrome4567]

ahahAHAH!!

[BigTallOrangeThing]

41 lesser people are curious about that upside-down like button.

[MinervaInTheBrain]

It's funny 'cus it's true.

[NtHpy]

MILF



[TheMetalGoat]

Is this lady in porn cause she is a a total gmilf, yup grandma i'd like to finger in the butt

[votumseparatum1]

@TheMetalGoat LOL. How you know she's a grandma? She doesn't look THAT old.

[papouliot]

im inside the car with my hands

[jazzer741]

All women are lesser then you Brooke.

[ihategeorgedubyabush]

gqrhuqgohiugqroiugdsagkncvktiu­ewnhgssdgkjcqagksdjggggggggggg­hr

[TGILStormStrike]

Cats.

[METALMAN4Wii]

Lol $20,000 lets see at a $10 Donate a piece that's 2000 texts...!

[ospredator]

dam, she just straight up called us "lesser people" lmao

[smillingkyle15]

Is this real?

[CrazyBabyMonkey5697]

@smillingkyle15 yes, it is 100% real. Can't you tell?

[kylehyde28]

@smillingkyle15 No, it's 3D polygon.

[BEATIT696969]

i would love to bone this chick

[fallout2029]

OMG,

I think I'm in love with this MILF

[Willyoufindout]

"Oh boy, does that get them in a frenzy!" LOL

[lazyperfectionist1]

Good, but the one about the psychedelic weight loss drug was better.

[StalkingRainbow]

Fuck the Red Cross.

[Razlo5000]

You all heard of that insane girlfriend who called her boyfriend 65 000 times in 1 year right?

If my ex girlfriend sent me a text saying "I'm going to kill myself" I'd be all like;

"Alright, Make sure you get your whole head behind the barrel you dumb bitch"

[themax37]

@Razlo5000 At the same time she will win a Darwin award.

[Tarnus88]

She just looks so casual, I don't know what it is... might be the sweater....

[Snozberriezz]

this shit is so stupid

[bklee83]

@Snozberriezz so...why are you watching...

[Snozberriezz]

@bklee83 I'm not anymore, I unsubscribed...

[swiftroph]

She's so casual.

[alwaystextback]

$20,000? AH SHIT GIRL!

[Grasslander]

"I look forward to seeing what you lesser people are curious about."

[marcluc1988]

Talking about drunk-texting: I was really plastered one night and drunk-emailed my ex-boyfriend and he replied saying that if I contacted him again he was going to call the police. I've now set my email account so that before an email can be sent, it asks me 5 mental arithmetic questions and the email is only sent if I get them all right.

[marcluc1988]

Talking about drunk-texting: I was really plastered one night and drunk-emailed my ex-boyfriend and he replied saying that if I contacted him again he was going to call the police. I've now set my email account so that before an email can be sent, it asks me 5 mental arithmetic questions and the email is only sent if I get them all right.

[TheWiddaC]

that is really what happens youll be having a nice sleep or some shit and then the phone rings waking you up just so you can tell your to fuck off and leave you alone...

i miss her lol

Peace!!

[MrThrowurlomo]

She drinks Singapore sling. so bangable now

[Deadmansparty2002]

Sounds like fun. :)

[allal231]

lesser people ...

[Stickett]

If this has ever actually happened to you, you'll find this fucking hilarious.

[aaronpolitical]

More Brooke! Yes!

[SharkDude1]

Damn this New Onion is aweful!! 

[slapnut892]

I'm gonna kill myself, come over NOW

[emiliamandaza]

i think il drunk text my ex 2nyt... tell him im gnna kill myself, hs probly gnna send me a batch of sleepin pills 2 help me out

[madboyka]

lol, "you lesser people"...

[prunehead]

I get the satirical gist of the channel thanks @DidYouJustMakeThatUp, it doesn't mean i can't vent my irritation at the characters it displays though. Why do you care so much about what i typed? This is the internet afterall, land of the sad and bitchy.

[adirm18]

i drunk text while i drive

is that okey?

[oleHABSole]

@adirm18 I drunk text while driving *singing*- with sunglasses at night.

[cf80to01]

@adirm18 It is "okay" or "okey dokey", but NEVER "okey".

[EdmondSwitch]

@adirm18 Fuck Yeah it is.

[gilkwad]

@adirm18 170 people dont drive the same roads as you, douchebag

[Dreamcaseal]

Crazy ex messaged me on here few days ago cause i blocked her on facebook telling me to come over even though she got rid of me several times and hasn't talked to me in months lol

[TomaCukor]

@Dreamcaseal should of went over , just for the hell of it

[iamafractal]

drunk testing while driving mmm

[Erilis666]

lol, this is gold.

[BeAnBeAn22]

why the fuck is everyone saying shit about this ugly white bitch? is this a meme i missed out on? or are you all just over 30...

[davethehostage]

@BeAnBeAn22 Calm down.

[Naddig74]

@BeAnBeAn22 Bette go ask mommy for the cuddles she never gave you when you were little :)

[WeLikeDanceMusic]

im a wanker

[XgokkunX]

I'll turn that brooke into a river

[ku42]

You have a fake name

[mflynn2009]

I think a second city shirt would look better :)

[StupidlyMacho]

wow i just realized that her voice sounds awesome

[arcticwolfx8]

Wow so my ex gf was just fucking with me the whole time she was texting she was going to kill herself? i should of knew it!!!!

[KennethLarsson]

Anyone else noticed that she has the neck of a giraff?

[TacticalSerenity17]

666 likes

[BenZaychenko]

"lesser people"



[thebestpantar]

O_o'

[wamatt02]

I just know she is not wearing pants. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

[psulionz87]

milf

[Tripp393]

I'm always grateful when Brooke comes down to grace us with her spit.

[Vire70]

Looks like her shirt says Jew York, lol. 

[HornSpeakersRGarbage]

Oh My Goddd. This is 1 of those chix U want 2 C the young pix of, B 4 she became the 'used 2 B an angel on Earth' burnout =D

[TheElfucko]

@HornSpeakersRGarbage my brain just pooped

[bamcameback]

dat neck

[lordblazer]

dude I am just now noticing the neck!!!

[igotaidsinnarnia]

DEM HANDS.

[igotaidsinnarnia]

DAT NECK.

[2ndbeast00]

lol her neck is really long now you think of it

[b88104044]

please stop GLANCING at the PROMPTER in such an OBVIOUS way.

[TheHornyBug]

not funny

[JMMT7022801]

Brooke, drunk texting is for amateurs. I once had a girl drunk dial me one night--I thought it was pretty funny!

[menion385]

@JMMT7022801 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[welkeiserwel]

Just LOL.. hahaha

[JMMT7022801]

@TheCabbageMerchant You can do that....Or...Or...Or you could eat some cabbage and brocolli and hear your own farts through a walkie-talkie in your parent's basement.

[rmr355]

Plesae drnuk txet me

[AJEdaAssassin31491]

turkey neck...

[s4m5on]

there are probably so many pissed off guys tonight getting crazy ass texts from the ex

[Meechree]

She cracks me up.

[culwin]

I like how you can see her ass at 0:02

[bbc456ful]

She is sexy

[WulfBand]

Brooke come & sit on my face & let me guess your weight ;)

[zythepsarian]

brooke is such a vapid whore <3

[Asakurafan]

milf....

[CassesVultus]

She looks forward to finding out what lesser people, like me, are curious about :)

[Fancysymbol]

god, so true, they do just mess wit ur head

[CraigIsAnEgg]

Press 2, the quickly 4, then 5.

"Wetzel Hillman made a mess with the ex-girlfriend"

[WhomTheGodsDetest]

it looks like ET!!!

[arvelos76]

Hello Miss Alvarez. Are you free next Friday night?

I'll be wating for you in the Eiffel Tower restaurant in Paris at 7pm.

I'm the guy with a 9 inch tongue that breathes from his ears.

Thanks.

[OmnipotentO]

@arvelos76 fuckin lol! i'm stealing that

[arvelos76]

@OmnipotentO

;)

[SMMsideproject]

soo funny

[krankerrrr]

press 5 over and over and she turns into a dog

[neverfearchrisishere]

In other news - a human giraffe has been spotted in the studio!

[Sammys09]

now I can only see her neck.. CURSE the guy who posted the comment!!!!!!!

[TheCabbageMerchant]

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

[N3vam0re]

@TheCabbageMerchant I like your style

[LordPrick]

@TheCabbageMerchant You Do THAT.

[neilsonlin]

Before clicking, reading -

Why She has No P-

was very misleading

[shadowC10ne]

I like Brooke Alvarez on the news but I'm becoming weary of this... "responding-to-her-fans" thing. I'm starting to hate her voice and her fast in-your-face speech and I feel bad.

[theheinzification]

dont drunk text whilst driving.