How To Be A Real Man ( Found Footage Festival )

[yurianne07]

thumbs up for lava lamp!

[Opsyklontine]

Is this a guide on "How to Be a Real Man" or "How to Be an Overly Religious Twat That Acts Like a Subservient Cunt All the Time"?

[FilmsByFerguson]

Where to begin on this one? I can not stand watching fundamentalist Christianity in the media. I consider myself to be a follower of Christ (at least I try to be), but this type of organized religion scares me.

[zaurtrien]

god would never make you eat a counting crows cd

[msannomalley]

Joe, unfortunately has a learning disability. The message actually said, "Joe, it's the 1990s. Stop dressing like it's 1988."

[TrashMojo]

WTF

[123Llife]

More like possessed 

[keyboardhero521]

0:11 I also like to read about cars and babes. Joe had good taste once.

[WindPilgrim]

THIS. IS. INCREDIBLE. Although, why would a music-loving guy who was probably great to his girlfriend need to be a friend punching twit?

[necrocago]

YO LOCO POR JESUS

What a badass!!!!

[Etcher]

Joe Simmons is a fag. And not even God can save him.

[ZeDingoBlag]

Warning: Belief in a god will cause you to punch friends like a lunatic and make you hunger for Counting Crows CDs.

[spidermanb101]

GREEN DAY! OH THE HORROR!

[flipwits2]

I like how the most horrible and anti-Christian music they could think of was "Green Day" and "Counting Crows". Counting Crows had a song in Shrek. >_>

[keyboardhero521]

Goddamn!!

[AirplaneRadio]

Why is Christian " humor" so fucking unspeakably horrible and demented?

[Etcher]

@AirplaneRadio It's about as unspeakably horrible and demented as the bible.

[bunniXbabi]

Uhmmmmm, loving God should not make someone be more violent!! OMG!! This is just ridiculous!!

[seans63lemansSD]

Emilio Estevez.

[LeeCDylan]

He listened to Counting Crows?! Damn, this dude is SERIOUSLY hardcore!

[tfrecklesb]

not Green Day!!!!

the mutany!

[Clay3613]

Those weren't television programs...that was a shitty videotape.

[skullsandrevolvers]

Why did God make him punch his friend?

[hipshimmy]

@skullsandrevolvers That's what I don't understand. Since when did being a Christian that loves Jesus make it okay to hurt other people? I don't recall seeing his friend turn his cheek to him first. It was just so weird.

[yurianne07]

@skullsandrevolvers cuz "the lord your god is a jealous god..." something like that.. ;)

[closedmouth]

man that's some hardcore music

[ac1dman]

I AM CONVERTED COME TAKE ME GOD BEFORE I PUNCH ANY MORE FRIENDS

[otchacha]

not sure why someone flagged icango247 comment as spam. it's highly amusing if you like stuff that makes no sense [which I do]

[otchacha]

joe looks a little old to be a teenager!

[merrywrath]

And Yo quiero Taco Bell.

[kittenkraze13]

NO! NOT PEARL JAM! D:

[frankensteinmoneymac]

@ICANGO247 .........?........huh

[elcoocooi25]

wow, who would have thought loving god with all your heart would turn you into a violent douche?

[Rob8036]

@elcoocooi25 History always repeats itself

[frankensteinmoneymac]

@elcoocooi25 Seems to happen quite a lot actually! LOL!

[BrendanIsCool]

@elcoocooi25 try the muslim version, it turns you into a pilot that worries not about landing!

[funkymonk9]

Yo loco for this video!