Choked on a S3X TOY!

[Angrylines]

Monkey cuz the human race would be re populated normally and i would well ya get the point

[OmeagaEceer]

Not thinking about the sex part, I'd say RHINO. They have horns and body armor for combat, and they are vegetarians so it would be easier to diet. :) waddya think?

[auggydoggy420]

lindsay lohan !

[MissJay1023]

bear. yep.

[BossLikeDat]

sheep

[ShivilWolf1]

..Monkey..

[kkp101Michaela]

Such big brown eyes ;3

[ImTotallyDrawn]

Tiger + Me = FURRIES 4EVER i just made a kidren

[higgerdigger]

A gold fish... Could you just imagine that thing likepuffin up during...

[bullshitproof]

am i the only one with a dolphin fetish?

[MattScoots3940]

I DONT TAKE 5 HOUR ENERGY!!!!!!

[Cheeseisbad4u]

Im so confuRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRR­RRR!!!!!! lol

[Angelplayer991]

a lion or monkey

[mw3baest]

a zonkey. zebra/donkey/human. awesome

[DaShooter12]

Horse



[lillapipet]

monkey

[easydudefull]

@naruto1234299 Definitely!!

[tshoffmann]

cat.....ya

[majeta8]

Human kind will become a breed of fish that look like dildos. I dunno why...

*evil smirk*

[vanesnite2312]

A Wolf as long a he can howl...LOL:D

[freaks1331]

Rebecca Black or justin beiber

Lets go with rebecca black

[Ghost7065]

A platapus or a beaver.....

[newharbour9]

@Ghost7065 its platypus not platapus

[numbstateofennui]

yea wolves and humans co-evolved for dogs to exist so I guess we think KINDA alike...

[REDNECKROMEO1775]

WOLF!!!!!!!



[jasonromulus]

A squid... definitely a squid.

[dudeyourtrolloled]

sarah jessica parker

[NEroticRave]

horse <.<...

[bradleycontois]

i would splice a human with a wolverine :D

[yayaya123358]

An American with a sloth because it would prove that Americans can get even lazier

[Leafster321]

@yayaya123358 im american. what an f ing racist you are.

[37shadowwolf15]

i would f*ck a bat then vampires would no longer be a myth. 

[DavidSGoin]

sheep vaginas are the closest to humans, so ya a sheep...

[Scorcherist]

@DavidSGoin wait... how the hell do u know? o.o

[PrivateSextasy]

Well I'm black I'm going too have too go with popeyes chicken on this one Steve... and now lets turn it over too fluffee

[PrivateSextasy]

A unicorn with wings... that way stupid ass fucking people won't have too figure out time travel and how too fly

[TheBirkyboyz]

u eat poop and ur fucked up BITCH

[0410mushroom]

A mushroom

[NinjaLids]

chocobo!! :D (for all those final fantasy people out there)

[jrobear10]

@NinjaLids Fuck yea

[NinjaLids]

@jrobear10 :D you're awesome

[iconicist]

A GIRAFFE:D

[tarasimon6756]

This is a fucked up question !!!! Ummm let's see.... I would say it would have to be ....... Bill kaulitz cuz he's a animal!!!!!!!!

[TalentlessHuman]

A flying animal so my child would be a freaking angel or fairy. FUCK YEAH!

[dude6243]

@TalentlessHuman wat bout demon?

[jeannetterox945]

I bet i know what my bro woul choose. Probbly a bunny bcuz from the movie 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' His girlfriend was a really cute bunny with a human figure.

[robert12233445]

half black man and half salamander... think about it

[PromiserOfdeath2]

no no no your all wrong its, Elephant

[MonkeyG787]

I think I'd choose FLuffee! lol jk I'd choose a unicorn, sorry they're just sexier! Lol -3

[naruto1234299]

dog



[Demondragon789]

A cheetah, a hawk, and a shark.

[AceGamer8]

A bird to future humans could fly

Or fish so we can breath under water

[sasukeskittenkoneko]

wolf



[101straightUp]

BATS!

[riederernicholas95]

A dog lol

[n00btubecentral]

YOUR MOM or a pineapple

[unicornluv1000]

im so conRAR!!!!!!

[georgiapeach1324]

CHIPMUNKS! then we could have a real pair of singing chipmunks!!!

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

Shark, shark, a fucking SHARK. FUCK YEAH.

[killertrip10]

Nyan cat... or cuddles the bear

[bluntroller98]

a would pick a fucking liger

[darkghostman3]

id have sex with communists!

[Sims3Lover142]

Duhhh a Monkey.......

[FatKidOnRoids]

i'd bang a black chick and make little Orangitang babys :)

[mtrenchandeminem]

a hamster. they've had it too good for too long..

[ImTotallyDrawn]

a big cat like a tiger furies for babies

[realcodeman11]

The obvious answer is some type of ape, but fuck that boring ass shit! I'd fuck a ram or something, my kids would have fucking horns!

[supergummybeargirl54]

A unicorn

[VampiraRedful]

A chimpanzee because then we'd just evolve again.

[chocolate11starfish]

a bald eagle becuz it'd be badass

[reptileobsession7]

LMAO



[3589veronica]

Im so confu- AHHH

[100PercentTHCfilms]

manbearpig

[jonasisnumba1]

a bear and a pigto make a fucking man-bear-pig

[cammy074]

stick it in a slingshot while its taking a sh*t

[Fail27897]

Wolf

[bryantandrew1]

I would have sex with a wolf. cuz wolves are awesome

[xbigkobex]

a monkey or a bird only problem is aids :(.....

[1984links]

dont mate with an ape lol

[24eboj]

a monkey

[anglekillerr]

Manatee



[TheTyianaLile]

2:06 Lol So Nasty

[TheTyianaLile]

A Monkey, There Close......But My Second Choce Iz Kiwallz Theyre So Cute

[thagamerslayeer12345]

Its like how did he die ooh choked on a FVKING d1dlo i seriously feel somehting wrong with that

[shannanita]

2:20 hhahaha

[lambcut360]

Swing it like a nunchuck

[dluisi1]

Me it would be a wolf

[AmberBabyy08]

"i'm so confu--RAWRRR!!!!!"

[yomamasofatguys]

It was disgusting and.... And... Rawr!

[Vidwhizzo]

An ostrich. This way people stay the same. Stupid, still can't fly and arrogant :)

[GaaraXRaven]

A ape, because they are closest to Humans with their DNA. That or Bigfoot.

[AriannaLovey]

Are you canadian?



[congill77]

Dalphin cus they are the only other animal that have sex for fun

[muffinscute1]

Does anyone else notcie how much his eyebrows move?

[sacredcobra155]

How emBEARassing... Anyone?

[saiyandbz11]

mmmm a monkey

[muzzyandfuzzy]

It's a fuked up question ik lol ¦}

[sabulba57]

uumm, what if your a girl... what animal would fuck YOU...

[shadow11145]

@sabulba57 IF I were a girl..

A Tiger?

[kookieless]

@sabulba57 kookieless

[cooljoe0]

get an xbox

[Postpar]

a dog or cat.... or fox to make a world of furries, ah what a great world

[pokebolt1]

Human+wolf= wearwolf yeah vampires ima hunting you done tonight bitches.

[seshy100inuyasha]

Uh.... A pony, because i am a brony!

[TheSnowyice]

Royal Antelope, aka the Dik Dik Antelope. ;] THEY'RE SO FREAKING ADORABLE! :D

[RacinZilla007]

Spider Monkey... Gotta love that tail

[BerryflameLuv]

I would do a cat/dog/bunny - To create the furry race >:U

[marty12387]

duck fucked up i know but it wouid make daffy duck

[geels2484]

i'd use the baby as a baseball bat...it's the funnest weapon on earth...you disagree with me??? well, screw you

[jasshole333]

Two camels. In a tiny car! :D

[ratedrrlover]

a fish. gills bitch

[mzhottie234]

a dolphin to make mermaids

[dreamsofmylove]

sex with a dog WEARWOLF!

[tehMorion]

Obviously: Manbearpig!

[Vertamoon]

Human

[peternaruto9]

moneky dog chicken of life!!!!!!

[tamama150]

Dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[do7691]

Cat

[obamasuck566]

I KNOW half man half snake and the snake is half snake half hawk and the hawk was half hawk half lion

[MAPG888]

@obamasuck566 Chimera1!

[Aliboser]

He? ... --'

[iSmokeCupcakes]

@Aliboser Same thing i said. O.O

[Aliboser]

@iSmokeCupcakes lol



[mrkoolman23]

a horse so we could be centaurs

[lovegaga4ever98]

Horses cuz Peter sleeps with them

[Antonio619MUNOZ]

dragon

[djedje7890]

I mean monke

[djedje7890]

And

[HockeyFan7374]

i would fuck a t rex... just cuz...

[mrcococasey]

That bear must have really fucked him up...

[scenekiki13]

... unikorns...

[MrLynch4200]

dude you are the shit man.

[RebaRice]

"And I kinda liked it... And I'm so confRAWRRR!" hahahahahhahaha oh my god I'm dying!!! XD

[starwarsfan775]

monkeys because we evolved from monkeys!

[werwr4]

easy, tigers.

[BATGRL96]

Platypus!! Just think about it.

[ashurathesadxhacker]

hmm i would have sex with a dolphin to make mermaids...yeah

[MrTurbulence1]

@ryelfather you either are 10 years old, or you have a brain problem... coz its leave not leve and your not supposed to have the s in sex? -.-" Thumbs up if you agree

[cpcomedy314]

@MrTurbulence1 Coming from the douche bag who says "Thumbs up if...".

[MrDustibear]

Horses long story

[karmauiddiotts]

Lizard people

[SirArcade]

Logically speaking, I think the best bet to go with would be to splice with either a gorilla or a fish. With gorilla's the human race would become stronger, faster and not lose a huge intelligence level. With fish, we could start building underwater and have much more space to use instead of just land.

[bestmusicquality44]

@SirArcade that would have been a good idea if you didnt say " logically speaking" at the beginning, makes you sound like a try hard smartass

[XFutureTrunksX]

Sharks. We already fucked up the land, now let's fuck up the ocean!

[kibaonline]

so why are you people fighting on a talk show comment box?

[ninjadog9078]

HEY....wuts up

[TheMudoraLP]

a fucking sasquatch!.. w..wait idk what that is...

[xXTwoTimesXx]

a fucken horse

[TheMileyMandyShowLvr]

DRAGONS... I COULD BE ALL LIKE "RAWR IMMA EAT CHU NAO THNX" OMNOMNOM

[MrAwsom39]

@LelouchOfBritannia idk which top comment was first but, copy much?



[LelouchOfBritannia]

@MrAwsom39 Oh so two people can't coincidentally have the same comment? Accidents happen bro, just like you.

[MrAwsom39]

@LelouchOfBritannia i didnt mean that to be offensive but yes accidents happen and i was more planned out than you

[LelouchOfBritannia]

@MrAwsom39 More planned out? Did you like study the topic of creating 2 animals together or something? I could care less to be honest about having a high rated comment or whatever the shit but you're really annoying me by bringing this topic up.

[MrAwsom39]

@LelouchOfBritannia then why did you respond?

[CookieMonstaJerk]

A Gorilla ima qet my ape shit on lmaoo(:

[VampireGirlpure]

TIGER TIGER TIGER



[TDIfanlolz]

A bat so my kid will be a vampire. Or a zombie so my kid can defend itself in school! lol...

[MrTylerH420]

I'd have sex with a bird so we could fly in the future, not like a gay pidgeon but like an eagle :P

[SuperAlik2010]

Jessica Simpson

[spencer8988]

a cat because i like pussys anyways

[downeylover1246]

I would have sex with a fluf

[pantelin2]

Hey guys! Be as awesome as I know you are by checking out some of my sketches and rants on my channel :D 

[Leon14000]

Shark

[davgong1]

how about a orangatang humans born to be parkour secialists yea

[geekmallot]

If I have a choice then that means there's many animals available. Why choose one? Hell I'd have my face on all animals.

[bellacullen124]

fluffee is so funny even if wat hes sayin is triflin

[MsTheFang]

guinia pigs so they are all fudged up

[TheTombonater007]

monkeys because then it would kinda still look human lol!

[grumpykittey5678]

That's fucking nasty! Dude ur nasty! But ur funny. XD

[legruneflickmaster]

Pause at 10

[HipHopTech4]

@legruneflickmaster wat bout it?

[legruneflickmaster]

@HipHopTech4 look at his face

[HipHopTech4]

@legruneflick i dont find anything wrong with it.... the cartoon 1 or actually himself?

[ikariamman124]

a zombie, they only bad thing would be that it would try to eat my D-ICK!!!!!