Sarcasm?

[OLWHA]

lol lol lol just lol !

[MyCheese1997]

i cant post a sarcastic thing cuz even though i speak fluent sarcasm, and im sarcastic ALL the time,the sarcastic thiings i say just pop into my mind when im talking to someone!!! 

[dickysnicky]

lol wut? killed ur mom stoll ur baby put it in a blander and fed it to my pet snake?

[TheSkateman09]

ur mom is sarcasm

[BIGefinwierdo]

me: hey im a master of sarcasm

some other person: really?

me: yea

some other person: is this sarcasm right now?

me:.............

[xchamorrobrox]

Me:That was the worst video ever!!!

Fake other user:Leave him alone you ***** **** *******

Me:He said be sarcastic Q.Q

Yup...

[cookiemainiac]

Elephant

[XxAliceInWonderBraxX]

wow @johnnycollingwood.....bfwahah­haaa....mmmm, someone needs to get a lifeeeee.

[XxAliceInWonderBraxX]

youre a dirty, std infected sack of bloody douche water...&& @ibetimmy ...you can go drink it.....@_@...ewww...lolz..i love you.....*that last part was the sarcastic part*...muahahahhaaaaaa.......

not really..>.>

[EricaAnnVasquez]

Person 1: I got hit by a bus.

Person 2: Did it hurt?

Person 1: NOO. It felt amazing.! I would do it again if I could.!

[CoolstorytroII]

Sarcasm.

You are straight.

You are cool.

[leishilla]

Nice vids. I will sub. Maybe if you like my vids, you could sub to me.

[alexusahlers]

i did your mom last night (:

*sarcastic ... maybe;)

[thedegrassifool]

um..i totally hate you! just being sarcastic. i love you..that was the truth.

[TrystaTerror]

Guy: Why do you even wear a bra if you cant fit into it?

Girl: Why do you wear pants?

[goneforever43]

Mother - "Alea what are we doing tonight?"

Me - "Spaghetti"

Mother - "Okay"

I dunno how that was sarcasm, i just thought it was relevant at the moment. anddd. it is funny cause she actually made spaghetti, when in reality, i did not want spaghetti at all (:

[shutovilya]

this video is fake and gay.

got it?

[teenwolfforevs]

Hey is that a couch

no it's a magestic unicorn waitin for you to give it a piggy back ride!

[deamon713]

person: *PointsToMyDog* IS THAT UR DOG!!?

me: no, thats my pet lobster that has rabbis nd likes to lick othr ppls tacos

[deamon713]

my friend: so ur my friend, right? and u love me?

me: NOO!! i hate ur guts, u r not my friend nd ur annoying as shittt

my friend: .... r u serious?

me: yusss, im being vry serious i hope u fall off a cliff stp tlkn ta me!

my friend: .....

me: srsly, chiiill~ i wus bein sarcastic!!

[deamon713]

ur ugly, i hate u, nd i hope u die bi**h!

*ExtremeSarcasm*

[emomazing220]

wow, your cool

[megimoolaa]

1: hey are you going to school tommorow?

2: no im riding my unicorn to alasca.

[LuvaGurl305]

Comment.1

Friend(s):Heey Aubrey whtsup?

Me:Idk look

Comment.2

Bff:So im sleeping at your house tonight right

Me:No... Your coming over and we are going to lock you outside in the doghouse all night -_-

Bff:Okay :S

[katandlaci]

my friend:hey whats up?

me: oh im just eating gummy bears with a hippo.

my friend: what the heck! no your not you are here talking to me!

that was much funnier in my head....

[yumyumlate]

hi im lindsey, i dont have long hair, and this isn't a comment to a youtube video, oh and i doon't like copying lonnie.

you remind me of a giraffe.

okay i'm done:)

[coolvidzdude]

cool vid dude. good point some people take things so personally.

[cuteiheart]

I like your wall o_____o

[johnnycollingwood]

U fucking retarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd. y did u talk then disapear and a different you is like on the other side of the couch. fucking clone ur self. ur videos piss me off so much

[katandlaci]

then why do you keep watching them?

[burnofthesun]

My best sarcastic comment made to a friend (on the topic of my having to translate two words of French to her):

"No, I just said about four cryptic paragraphs to you telling you how to find a banana in two words."

[sokkerchick95]

you are the ugliest person i have ever seen ;]

[IJustChainsawPeople]

Sarcasm is stupid.

And that was sarcasm.

[LOLorUShallBeLicked]

I'm sorry even though this is sarcasm your comments are still kinda mean.......

*not sarcastic*

[ahxlayxnah]

Why the heck do you keep posting freaking youtube videos? I really hate you and your sarcasm. It really kills me. *wink*wink* ;)

[Rachael1223]

waow cool fagg

Sarcasm :))

[PunkRxckPrincess]

- i hate you

- i think your not cute

- i did not post a comment

- im not watching this video

- im not following you on twitter

- im not gonna subscribe

- your video is not 56 seconds long.

I'm kidding that's all untrue.

I;m just being sarcastic or am I?

Lmao, ily Lonnie:)<3

[luv2singjessica]

@imlonnie im not sarcastic about loving your vids but im being sarcastic about being sarcastic but at the same time im being sarcastic about not being sarcastic but im not being sarcastic but im sarcastic about saying i am and not sarcastic

[luv2singjessica]

sometimes i take it as lieing!!!!!

[SissoniD]

I did not missed you

I do not follow you on twitter

I do hate you

I don't love you

I'm not asking you questions all the time on formspring

Your video is not short

Nah..that's not true,I'm jus being sarcastic! n_n

[jonbonave]

i just saw your video had 666 views.

it's a satan video.

god hates you.

nah i'm just being sarcastic..

fail.

[imrawrkel]

i do not watch your videos

i am not subscribed

on a side note...we missed you xD

[XGoodTimesAreGoneX]

I have that jacket lonnie. :D

[heyjingyii]

nice video buttttt, too short D:

[SimplyInsanity]

This is not a comment. :)

[penguinsrock1297]

LONNIE! I MISSED YOU! (not sarcasm LOL) <3<3<3<3

[FerociousFrye]

finally! another Lonnie video. haha.

[hearloveall]

Oh, nothing I'm just waiting for you to die in 3, 2....

[lesig815]

this was funny NOT jkjk

[tranjaimie]

me: " i just went to walmart to get christmas presents! lame...."

person: "omg did you buy anything?"

me: "no, i just went then to have sex with ur mom. could you tell her that her panties are laying in isle 5 of the furniture section.'

person: "WHAT?!"

me: "NO SHET I WENT TO GO BUT STUFF!"

[looladed]

Are you awake?

no im not x always the best :P

[veramele]

my friends always do that xD

"what'd u do this weekend??"

"raped a homeless dude"

"awesome"

[jessicafriendlyRSH]

i love ya Lonnie! lol that wasnt sarcasm

[LOLorUShallBeLicked]

Creepiness-

Them: I just stole your 200,000 savings broke into your house and killed your dog

Me: WTF???? R u serious!?!?

Them i'm kidding

Me: oh phew thank goodness

Them:*Whisper* no i'm not

Me: huh what did you say?

Them:Nothing

[xLex18x]

[sarcasm] you look like a lady from africa who cant afford a real haircut that has a lard but with a tumor in your boob [:

[not sarcasm] loveeeee your hairr !

[BoyBandxFreak]

your so cute (: and no im not being sarcastic xD

[legendtoyourmum]

Not sarcasm-- Ahh, I love your shirt! Great video.

[TheCourtification]

you are THE coolest person ever!!!

=]]

[GinaxNicolex]

my sister is missing an arm. i chewed it off >:D

(sarcasm over)

great video :D

[EatsRainbowsx3]

you dont sound american...hell no.

[bordomnutta]

LikeJamBros Is Prettier Than You. <- Sarcasm!

[stunnershady]

sarcasm never transfers well over text...*not sarcasm*

[abercrombiechick27]

sarcastic comments are so funnny..

hmm.

[Wurblie]

Your adorable.  {:

[Your ugly.] <- Sarcasm.

[zachisacucumber]

guy 1 - "Dude! you should totally shoplift that hat!"

guy 2- "umm... ok... if you think that cool." *steals hat*

guy 1- "Dude! I was being sarcastic!"

[ZeeBruh1000]

haha i has that hoodie, the purple one :D

i hate you,

sarcasm <33

[mcrislikewoot444]

thats how rape happens.......

[DisconsolateSlut]

I like to watch little babys bleed

[vampirelovers77]

*sarcasm* i hate you! and i hate your videos with a burning passion! i didint miss you at all!

[jsnow1278]

this is...by far the worst video I've ever seen...don't post here :-)

[FanOfnatNalexcom]

u really suck at making youtube videos so stop! ur a bad person and dont reply any of ur twitter people what so ever! go dig a hole and crawl in it and eat a sandwich! ahahah that was funny XD of course i was just kidding.

[RockStar2661261]

i hate you're videos & i want to to go die. (Sarcasm] hahaha jk i love you're vids & i hope you won't die...or maybe that was just Sarcasm...you'll never know. HA

[JayWonderland]

my anus is bleeding.

... or is it?

lol that probably sounds horrible if you don't know what i'm talking about :D

[rockdude48]

@JayWonderland lol yes jay, yes it does...and thank god im in on it otherwise id be worried XDDD

and im being serious...or am i? (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

[beefmuffinhippo]

i love my brother

[T9C1PSayWha]

This isn't a comment.

[imconnorbot]

this video is good.... that was sarcasm. LOL <3 kidding.

[taratazo11]

....

[musicmosaic7]

I hate you, go die. What? I was being sarcastic!

[crashrock13]

haha i love sarcasm and this video

no i wasnt being sarcastic there

or here

or was i...?0_0

[ibetimmy]

you're a slutty ass bitch that needs to learn how to take it rough like all the other hoes on your corner.. kthx

[imlonnie]

LOL<3

[crashrock13]

haha i love sarcasm

and this video

[immaacupcake]

JUUUSTT KIDDINGGG <3333

[immaacupcake]

your an ugly but lonnie.

[glamorous10519]

Go away. [sarcasm] Aha! :D

[iloveAllTimeLow11]

you really suck. (being sarcastic) [:

i missed your videos lol, glad your back [:

[ZeranZeran]

Everyone knows snakes only like Chinese babies Lonnie. Come on.  ;) LOL <3

[theycallmepaulibaby]

i love it

@theycallmepauli

follow me on twitter

[TyBouchard]

I hate watching your videos (sarcasm)