The Doctor is a Pervert

[2013doom]

the same dude has both top coments ?

[FiXato]

this would be so much better when combined with Tennant's 'mouth' line from Secret Smile :P

[usernameiforgotit]

@thedoctorlovescats The doctor isn't a cat person!

[Kyndre1030]

so wrong *shiver shiver**blinking rapidly*

[FallenAngel101xx]

Donna:How many women have u abducted?

Doctor:Millions :\

[hydrashan01]

I'd love that :)

[Purufufuru]

LMAO HAHAHAHAAAAA XXXDDD noo he just wanted A mate

[sheepysaccount]

Yes, gals, stop making lewed jokes. Guys, you may carry right on ^-^

[WhitneyWombat]

LOL

[silverrcircuit44]

IT'S FUNNY EVERY TIME.

[Bayshel]

Haha, that's hilarious! Love it...especially the end: "How many women have you abducted?" ..."Millions..."

[scaryicecream1]

@Mystelfier the DOCTOR  is NOT HUMAN!!!

[thedoctorlovescats]

@mystefier but he's NOT human!!!!!

[Mystefier]

Hey, what's wrong with wanting to mate? How else do you expect to keep the human race going. So he's just honest.

[pottyaboutpotter1]

@Mystefier well the doctor isn't human.

[Mystefier]

@pottyaboutpotter1 @pottyaboutpotter1 Ah good point. Well, what do we call someone who wants to mate aliens? I guess that would be considered strange, but you can't blame him since all the time lords have been abolished, what alternative does he have?

[magnetv]

lmfao

[ThePLURmonster]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo cut but nicely done xD

[GoldenAmethyst]

I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!

[Maryamkyuubi]

Lolz genius

[itsraelynnnn]

If he's abducted millions of women, why am I not one of them...?

[Scottishgal78]

Naughty naughty!! lol

[choutax]

Millions! fuck yeah, doctor!! ;D

[IamwhateverIwishtobe]

Ugh I hate Donna

Unpopular opinion, I know.

[XRayNiNjA1]

@IamwhateverIwishtobe So do i!

[jessisnacorn]

OMFG! usually I hate these edited videos but this is fucking gold! XD

[mike1015325]

Haha

[WoahCarrot]

well...

[shannenmccutcheon]

do not even think about it he is the doctor and he sead he just wanted a mate and it is an english tv show. in england mate means friend. the doctorloves all of his companyons but not like that. you are the real perv for taking it like that and if i could i would bi*** slap you so hard you would be in a coma for a month. none of this was in context excpt the first 2 lines. you need to get some new perspectiv. P.S. i know im not the best speller... so sorry for any erors

[LenyaGreen]

@shannenmccutcheon take a chill pill that was for the fun of it. The joke was quite obvious, no need to get so angry! And you have to admit that the Doctor while trying not to, actually does ellicit the kind of emotional and physical responses from his companions that'd make him look like a real player with the ladies lol And HE SNOGGED MADAME DE POMPADOUR!!!!! If THAT doesn't say something about the girls that revolve around him! ahahah

Donna of course is just his best friend XD

[shannenmccutcheon]

@LenyaGreen sorry i was in a bad mood that day. my dad sead i was a compleat dumbie. sorry i hope u arent mad. :)

[LenyaGreen]

@shannenmccutcheon that's alright don't worry x)

[zainab331]

LOLOLOLOLOl

Donnor: How many wemon have you abducted?

Doctor: Millions!

Donnor: ;o -SLAP-

[innicolee]

TROLLOLOLOL

[JoyiAre]

900 years

900000 woman

900000000 Sexually transmitted diseases

[arturogonzalez760]

So funny. I haven't laughed like this in a while.

[smores004Hannah]

Hahahahaha lolz he really is 1 :D

[anaismuse]

hahahahaha :') epic!

[RainCoatCult]

Heh so I'm not the one who really fancies Catherine Tate

[iminlalaland4ever]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

"millions"

[GermanPeoplePerson]

he is such a womanizer sometimes hahaha

[ArcticDragonWolf97]

LOL I remember the first time I heard people use the word 'mate'. I'm from America and no body uses that word, and since I was an animal lover/researcher when I heard it for the first time from a twelve to fourteen year old kid I was like WTF O.O!?' It was so random. Love it though, Douna's reaction.

[Kitttyara]

win this is great are u all mad this is just child crap stop making dumb videos

[Bugbug9999]

Oh doctor doctor doctor doctor

[Abominatrix650]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (FALLS ONTO THE FLOOR CHOKING ON LAUGHTER!) THIS IS BRILLIANTLY FUNNY, THANK YOU RECOMMENDATIONS FOR SHOWING THE LINK TO THIS VIDEO!!!!!! YOU DONE GOOD HELLISHGNOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AliceFallenFox]

o_o...

[TwilightPrincess1127]

That's wrong.

[mikuru822]

Oh doctor.

[choredavey]

this is brilliant :)

[honeystoop]

hhahhahdsjdheuhuefh!! that's hilarious!

[xawesomegurlzx]

Catherin Tate's expression=WIN

[jtanton10]

No wonder the Tardis is so big...it's where the Doctor hides all the dead hookers.

[ghastly356]

Like the master said, "He LOVES playing with earth girls"

[juny786beatthat]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

who ever dislikes this the doctor will mate with u!!!

[Soymaid]

@juny786beatthat

Dude, now everybody's gonna downvote it. Why'd you have to go and say that?

[Kabuto95]

Oh, he's saying he just wants 'A MATE' aaahhh

[SmileForTheLemons]

MILLIONSSSSSSSSSS.



[LiLBlUE1993]

Why can't I stop laughing!?? Why do I keep pressing 'Replay'?!?!! xD

[gamerguy263]

best 15 seconds of my life!!

[gamerguy263]

how offended she looks at 0:10

[lostinlauraland]

MILLIONS OH MY GOD

[chychan63]

He is so hot :)

[Sumzie11]

Is this an atual outake

[animalcrosser591]

@Sumzie11 No.

[DoctorDo1234]

@Sumzie11 them moving,yes,the voices no,the voices are taken from random parts of the series.for instanse,the word"Millions" came from the end of season 2 where there are alot of daleks and rose asks the doctor: how many daleks? and he answers "Millions"'

[pixiefaerie718]

Her face is the best part xD

[seonah1994]

HAHAHA



[srryimnotcreative]

ROFL

[Lightning936]

<3 <3 <3 <3

[DavidTennantsNumber1]

Can he abduct me too? Pleeeeeeeeeez? I'll be a bad girl *giggle* heheehehe

[givemetimeandacrayon]

Millions, oh my god

[Flannel0228]

I love Doctor who and David but this made me laugh really hard

[infinitedork24]

omg I can't stop shaking with laughter!!!

[doctorwhom1]

let's see millions (assume 2 million) divided by 900 years (assuming earth time)

2222 every year, 6 a day, so one every four hours, naaaaa it's probably easier to abduct entire planets

[DreadBrandX]

lollll

[jesusfreak34988]

wow that is so lame the way you edited that to sound bad when its not gosh

[Tom96brazendale]

Rofl at donna's face

[gC222SA]

wow,he adds a tiny ''teh'' sound and the whole context changes..

[JessicaGloom]

lol!

go doctor!

[abigailfrancis]

@126anonymous 'Partners In Crime'

[abigailfrancis]

Can't stop laughing!!!!! 

[Noodless121]

Seriously LMAO, this is so wrong. XD

[LCOddy]

you total legend! do MORE

[Sayuyagami1001]

Abduct me!

[rose17rose]

So awesome!!!

[ButtBouncer500]

The Doctor could do a heck of a lot better than Donna.

[lincolnqueen1]

this is so funny

[marinafob798]

OMG is so funny!

[N3RDYKID97]

dont you hate it wen teh to top comments say the same stuff

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

900 years is a long time. Who knows what the Doctor has been doing off camera.

[LOLLEET133764]

@SpazzyMcGee1337

The result of a screw up of his "doings" off camera, now result to a whole series based on Amy Pond's Pregnancy going wrong.

[SsnakeBite]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 That reminds me of my favorite line in series 5:

Doctor: Amy, I'm 900 years old! Do you know what that means?!

Amy: It's been a while?

[TheTo041]

@SsnakeBite sure its been awhile since i heard that

[TheThemia10]

@SsnakeBite its funny that they made him say I love it when her really doesn't say that LOL

[TheThemia10]

@SsnakeBite i mean he does but only after he says " no i just want A MATE" lol.

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 900 years is a long, long time to be a bachelor...

[DalekHunter1994]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 11 probably hasn't. Except with River, of course, possibly, maybe.

[tthedarkangel]

@DalekHunter1994 that explains why he looked so depressed when the younger version of river song died and turned back into the older version lol

[HORRORTV1]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 Taking a young woman with him on a wild ride throughout the fabric of spacetime and getting her pregnant and giving birth to a child and then marries her throughout their journey. You tell me.

[CrammedFish]

The things i would do to David if i was gay.....

[AndyRaslan]

@CrammedFish You *are* gay :)) just closeted

[SomeoneTotalyCrazy]

OMG OMG OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA xDD!! ROFL!

[joseyr99]

@fuliajulia no its cuz on the weeping angels vid he says he hayes bananas so it was a joke about the doctors hating of fruit

[usako86]

@joseyr99 He hates pears, not bananas. 

[McVitiesmuffinjohn]

this is by far the funniest play around with the doctors words... ever!!! Millions! hahaha

[MissBrightside44]

I'd still go with him, lol

[rupertmyprince]

LOL!!! me and my friends have a doctor who gang where we say we're characters from doctor who my friend Jake is the 11th doctor and im Amy Pond, and i said that he takes random girls into the TARDIS and rapes them and he agreed with me

[msvidder1]

@rupertmyprince Hmm... that;s kind of strange... me and my friends sort of have a Doctor Who gang too, I say 'I'm the Doctor,' and they say 'Who?'

[lowther07xbox]

232 ppl dont have a sense of humour 

[RunyaEithelNar]

@fuliajulia Wrong! With a banana on the top ;]

[FredIsMyName22]

I-can't-breathe-laughing-too-h­a-

[Allioop88]

you just want to mate???

:D I'd love it! :)

[Alyssa0401]

love his smile.......wiched!!!

[Mangolio33]

this video is AWESOME.

[kopa225]

Donna's face @0:10 xD

[Malin172b]

OMG X'D This is just too funny!!

[sindre1106]

Thoe I love to watch Doctor Who, this was hillarious

[TheSouvlaman17]

fucking hilarious

[AtoliHydra]

god this is so epic and so true the abducting women part lolXDD

"I'd love it!^.^"

[IwuvGaarayayz]

donna: HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU ABDUCTED?!?

Doctor:millions :D

*falls out of chair laughing*

[NARRRNIAAX]

u just want to mate ? am i bovered am i bovered tho look at my face look at my face bovered face bovered wanna mate lonely doctor bovered face bovered i aint bovered

[stargirl1796]

Tennant: "I just want a mate"

Tate: *suprised face* "You just want to mate?"

Tennant: "No!"

Tate: *serious look* "Am I bovvered?"

[WendigoNights]

MILLIONS



[ViolinistFTW]

I have no objections to this

[TheBruxaa]

well job

[AsharyAsh]

So many people want to be abducted! Is the tardis big enough for everyone?

[AwesomeKoko1]

@AsharyAsh Well... it IS bigger on the inside so... yeah, I think so.

[AriaInTheSky]

ABDUCT ME! I'M DYING HERE.

[2010FCBARCA]

millions..... bahahahaha

[Noctise]

David can abduct me anytime.

[CommedyRhyssAndJake]

do you know what would make this better after the doctor says i just wanna mate you should do martha saying put it on a delay and he says i cant then continue with the vid lol

[Meandthetardis]

donna- how many women have you abducted

doctor- millions

hahaha

[dotchoo]

@Meandthetardis their hearts, at least... *dreamy sigh*

[thespiderrat1]

ha! love it x

i lol'd so hard when i watched this, im surprised nobody heard me ;)

[Alyssagirl6]

Why would you create that? That stupid.

[cooliolegs84M]

I am not a gal, therefore I am able to say I would let David mate with me. So there. Ha

[PigPenguin91]

I wish there was a spin-off with the human Doctor and Rose's adventures in Pete's World. Can you imagine how amazing that would be?? Also, Donna should be somehow magically included, because I love her.

[pottyaboutpotter1]

@PigPenguin91 parrrell universe. It must have it's own Donna.

[PigPenguin91]

@pottyaboutpotter1 Exactly! And then the human Doctor, Rose and Donna can all work for Torchwood and be awesome, and best of all, we get Billie Piper, David Tennant and Catherine Tate back on our TVs.

[ThatHaydenGuy]

@PigPenguin91 That'd be a little risky, you know, because of what happened to Donna, everytime she saw an alien of some high-tech or something, she'd remember, then BAM! Nap time on the job.

[PigPenguin91]

@ThatHaydenGuy But wouldn't alternate Donna have had different experiences? That whole Time Lord mess thingy (I haven't seen Journey's End yet so I only know a bit) probably wouldn't have happened.

[Suthypie]

when he said I CANT WAIT. i just laughed so hard it hurt

[deadishspaceien]

it would be kinda stupid if those rumors happened. don't get me wrong, david was a great doctor, probably the best. but he's had his run, and that run ended in the end of time. Bringing him back for an episode or two and billie piper would be cool, it'd be interesting to see david and mtt side by side, but when matt's run is over (which i'll be sad) we should get a NEW doctor, not a human-timelord back from the other universe. even if that happened they'd have to go back soon!

[amanda22508]

Cheeky Doctor he can abduct me anyday!! Yummy!!

[amanda22508]

LOL I miss David Tennant so much!!!!!!! I hope the rumors are true!!!!

[swimcom1]

@amanda22508 what r therumors?

[amanda22508]

@swimcom1 well as far as i know and it is just a rumor right now. But he will be coming back for the 50th anniversary episode. It will be the human doctor and rose from the other universe. Well with the walls of reality breaking down. they are saying that it will be the chance to david tennant to come back as the doctor. So in all i have heard David Tennant, Billie Piper, and John barrowman are coming back. And there is alittle talk the David might actually be taking the role back.

[raikiriu]

@amanda22508 Do you have a source to those rumors, I'd like to take a look at the please.

[amanda22508]

@raikiriu i con't find the other one but just do what i did just surf til you find it.

[froggyman218]

"Howmany women have you abducted? Millions"... frigging cracked me up xD

[pleasenotbushagain]

ABDUCT ME SPACE BOYY

[Sapphirefisha]

wait he said "i just want a mate" didnt he? ...didnt he?

[Markel1970A]

The real line is "I want a mate." not "I want to mate."

[lukeytriton]

ABDUCT ME ALIEN BOY!

[memetasha1]

init hilarious thoguh i like david tennat it is really funny

[sheba026]

Holy hell..that's HAILARIOUS!!!

[horsebackrider710]

Let me just pick myself up off the floor. Bloody brilliant!

[EWITSLIZLOL]

LLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[MissusSmo]

COME AT ME DAVID.

I AIN'T EVEN MAD.

[Megazord5]

The Doctor doesn't have to abduct ANYONE! The Doctor gets ALL the PUSSY!!!

[NaddiiSpud]

can't.stop.laughing

[lovelybugy]

OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!

[PetrCechNo1]

Some reason the way he says Millions cracks me up lol

[ZogdorFilms]

m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-­m-MILLIONS?!?

[SkullanimalsForever]

im guess in he ment he just wants A mate

[EvilApple818]

I was thinking that I would dislike this, but I'm glad I watched it first. That was great.

[phantomsonlylove]

aww the beginning of the video started off so good. lol jk i loved this

[FullmetalShortOne]

This....was unexpectedly hilarious. I clicked on it thinking it would be something stupid but I couldn't stop laughing. Love it.

[AliceValium]

oh God, oh God that was hilarious!

[lilli2708]

this just made me miss david tennant a bit...but matt smith's an awesome doctor :D

[CourtneyBbz100]

OMG I NEED STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA...K i stopped laughing...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW IM LAUGHING AGAIN!

[alisonmason123]

LOL xDDDD

[Nizman]

Am'st you bovvered?

[amazingotube]

keep pressing 4 lol

[Trueterra990]

Press 1,wait for a while and press 3 and you will be able to get the understanding of this vid very fast

[RedKnightofCXF]

@Trueterra990 Throw in a 4 for good measure

[PigPenguin91]

I am laughing so hard right now!!! Two already funny scenes made epically funny by David changing the lines. I can't even think about it without bursting out into laughter again!

[Sonicked]

"How many women have you abducted?"

"MILLIONS"

OH MY GOODNESS I AM LAUGHING TOO MUCH