Doric call centre

[Vectisian]

Fit like min. 'At wis recht fyne, ken!

[Vectisian]

Fit like min. 'At wis recht fyne, ken!

[snappingsam]

Just opened an account with the Royal Bank of Scotland Business Direct....

... their call centre and base.....

..... Essex!

Good job I dinna stay in Finzean or worst still, Fogie...

[alex700cutie]

:L:L

[HaggisPowah]

"Rubbish! I have the BBC Weather website open and it's clearly pishing it doon in Dunfermline" !!

[HaggisPowah]

Just aboot pished ma breeks! Fucking brilliant

[segano1]

What a dumb bitch!!!!

[GregNewlandsXx]

absolutelly hilarious fowks :)

[bobknightfolk]

Definitely nae enuff Doric on thi tube

[aniolku25]

@bobknightfolk Check out 'Learn Scottish words' by the uploader 'kintakintyea'. He runs a 19-part explanation of Doric words :) Aye, tis wirth checkin oot, ye ken :)

[bobknightfolk]

@aniolku25 Since I've lived in Aiberdeen a' ma life, i've mair 'n likely got it cracked!

[JonnyLightning]

"Farr ar ye really? [...] Ah kent it!"

[kyleskillerlem0nade]

this is shit

[aniolku25]

@kyleskillerlem0nade You are clearly English so don't bother watching again.

[TCBfan62]

Brilliant! Soooo funny.

[SHIRLRAMINEZs]

My happiness Asian Beauties **lushfmlk.info**

[zenqimaster]

YE STUPID BAM!

[smegnose]

omg so funny XD

[fatboydon]

That's bloody funny.

[Madma7]

Oh me fit a tac on min!! lol love it!! :)

[labhrainn]

Farquhar not Facher

[MrHaggishunt56]

This is pretty funny - pity it's fake :(

[rabnuds]

@MrHaggishunt56 What's fake about it?????? It's not fake ya twat it's a comedy sketch.

[Machthall]

What is ur mother's maiden name?

FACHER!

LMAO

A laugh thru sketch

[bosso1]

Aberdonians are LOSERS.

[heilanladdie]

And you must be 12 years old ? go do your homework!

[lilmissglentoran]

I get the spelling issue all the time LOL

[frankieboyo1969]

Hahaha

[princessrandumx]

THATS HILARIOUS!

[Zeanu]

Hahaha. XD

[X1NS4N3H4RDSTYL3RX]

the quine on the fone her voice is FUCKED !

but this is well funny :L

[leckie182]

Fantastic.

[bluebus270]

Ringing BT Vision up and speaking to an assistant in Calcutta is an experience.

[jakemcdiarmid]

Oh meeeee, that wiz afa funny!! I think i jist weeeeet masel!!!!! lol!!!

[old9skool9love]

My mother is from Aberdeenshire and her native tongue is Doric, so funny.

[Stukfish]

keep going rory keep going

[johnwinchester1]

christ this is ace.. my side are sare

[Mel2085]

Omfg :L

[lisamariegarden]

rite laff...crackin

[johnwinchester1]

thats exellent, my side sore wi laughing

[Machthall]

" To confirm your address i need to ask u a security question, what is ur mother's maiden name?"

FACHER!

3:47

lol

[andrewoats]

Farquhar.

[mhairibelva]

this is not Douglas Kynoch - its Flying Pigs who wrote and performed it for Radio Scotland Desperate Fishwives.

they at His Majestys in June 09

[euanross89]

Anyone ken where I can get stuff fae Desperate Fishwives? Funny as fuck

[dellavaird]

never heard of it but let me know as it does sound good! Try asking on the Grampian Life website forum - they seem to have good info.

[MadameDiableret]

@euanross89 you could try the P&J shop on union street. Probably the best bet.

[MadameDiableret]

@euanross89 flyingpigproductions . co . ukyou can get it direct from there website. x

[Sazi2408]

Afa gweed!  Love it!

[kintakintyea]

Ha Ha!! Jookit!! Nay Dugyooit lol!!

[MissPickletoes]

LOL...too funny!!

[nacho1560]

I have the same problem phoning for a Chinese meal. lol!

[sdironside]

Oh me! Hid a richt lach it at!

[666munchkin666]

i have the same problem with call centres i live in artochie pronounced ar-tree-key in auchmacoy lol

[GrampianLife]

Afa funny!