30 ways to annoy bill kaulitz

[tinpony411]

lol this is sooo funny i was in the floor

[ChivvehTheMusheh]

This would annoy anyone, wouldn't it? e.e

[Alliciatwilight]

But i do 23 already anyway so theres no doubt i would ask him :PPP

[Alliciatwilight]

Lmfao this video is soooooo funny i would love to see his reaction XP Tom sooo wishes he was cuter lol

[lulu67347]

Most of these are actually kinda cute. Like what a girlfriend would do. like the video game one. the dancing and mostly all the teasy ones:D

[jenna756]

LOL "make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air conditioner."

[kerligirl13]

WHAT SONG IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jenna756]

@kerligirl13 Tokio Hotel - By your side

[skulllover229]

wtf he looks nothing like mj so leave both of them alone rip mj see u soon bill

[TheEmoscarlet]

I would sooo do that! *splash* 'The power of Christ compells you!' A couple of these things wouldn't annoy him, but make him laugh. :)

[fatjelatje]

bill... u look like michael jackson xD

[beauty0o]

I would sooo do the "Where do Babies come from? I never listen when my mummy or daddy or my teachers tell me. Can you tell me please? I pwomise I will listen." Lol, he would go mental!

[blueleafdown]

*SPLASH*

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"

i would too. to anyone

[musicrox115]

I just watched this to know what NOT to do. :D haha, ich liebe dich bill!! <3

[gaarasgoodside]

1:34 Bill's zipper is down.

[o0oNessieo0o15]

OMG, i can actally imagine shoving him into a dress and throwing him out for his fan girls to see o.o

[michellexxbill]

hahahhahahha.

omg it's so funny.

[MsSTRAWBERRYpanda]

That is so mean lol haha

[Amsim95]

I love bill but this was funny =] I like bill more then tom though, he's adorable! =]

[xxgigi8797xx]

I LOVE TOKIO HOTEL BUT I HAVE TO SAY THIS WAS HILARIOUS I LAUGHED AFTER EVERY ONE!!! lol <3 TH <3

[UzumakiSakuto]

lmao i do most of this stuff to people regardless... especially the "why" part XD

[aguzaliya]

OMG, i jst luved it, but 5 was the best =)!!!

[amirahmiley]

O.O i do number 9 all the time XD

[jonasfan4life55]

I totally love Bill But this is great.

[theforeverfalling]

you got all of these ideas from tom, didn't you?(;

haha, and, no offense, bu this would annoy anybody(;

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

[puddleinton]

splash water on him and say the power of christ compels you!

the other one ask why after every question..i did that too my sis

[FunFanRandomerz]

hahah u sound like a dying constipated cow and where dobabies come from hahahaha ur sooo funny!!!!!!!!

[rosmipazhamchirayil]

lol nice

[PixieRen17]

i ADORE bill but this is hilarious XD

"where do babies come from?" lol XD

[twilightlover1096]

ummm r u secretly tom or suthin cuz all of these things sound like sumthin he wood do

[AddictedToMusic0105]

I'm going to assume right now that Tom Kaulitz already tried these on Bill... haha

[Anniklara]

Why would anyone in the world like to annoy someone who is so sweet and wonderful as Bill Kaulitz?

[sheenamoomoo]

<3

looove

[stemonator1]

me lol. i know him actually. we watched '2012' and gave away the ending i said "they survive". then he threw popcorn at me, then started laughing and said "WOW! is that all you can do!?". then he just mumbled stuff. after that i said "say guitar" , then he was "giitaar" then i started laughing and he threw his shoe at me. im not kidding. i actually someone who knows him. and if u ask me questions of him i wont answer.

[JessicaJawface]

Sorry, but I doubt anybody will believe you on that.

[stemonator1]

i thought that to, idc sanyways, im used to people not believing me

[saby0009]

@Anniklara Because it's fun...

[xVamParamorex]

i enjoy number 22. that actually happened to my brother, once. i died, laughing. in a church. LMAO

[tokiohotelfan913]

All of those would usually annoy anybody!!!

[beyonceisbeautiful]

ur mean!

♫JUST LEAVE HIM A LOOONNNEEE!♫

[TheMetalCherry]

LOL!!! HAHAHA

love it!

ROFL i would so do some of these

[charmedgirl96]

10:tell him he looks like mj?

well he looks like him a little bit,not a lot!!

oh and btw billy jean is not my lover!! lol

[Blckoctobervoclz]

number 11 would be a very dangerous thing to do...

[loveusorhateus209]

hehe i told him on his imeem page in a pic he looked like mj but he took it as a complement :) so lucky me

[KomalLohi]

whatt songg is thiss ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ

[xVamParamorex]

it's By Your Side - tokio hotel :))

[dalilalover1]

and..why would i do that?...why would someone want to smack bill?!!!..

[darkangeljessica483]

wait wait wait

he looks michael jackson

well thats pretty mean about michael jackson

btw he does look like him

[cutekate12345]

lmao #12 tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow :D

[emilyorjenny]

must everyone take things that are written in here so seriously???

its just a joke.... and i have realised that no one will do them to him!!! ITS JUST A JOKE!!!!!!

[fatjelatje]

@emilyorjenny yeah probably cuz no one will ever meet him or something

[InsanityMuch]

@emilyorjenny I'd do them to him XD

So funny.

[ccalvinn27]

a whole lot of these are verry mean and rude and i dont no who would do this shit to bill :(

[XxMiseryBiznessxX]

i would :D

[TheFun987]

hey i love to annoy people but not them. he is so cutie .

i will feel soo horible

[full7fraizze]

AWW is so mean xD

[100PercentTokioHotel]

You FOOL DONT TALK ABOUT MIKE JAY AFTER HE PASSED AWAY YOU ASSHOES!

[igaya121]

he's already death and this video was made before he was dead so.

[XxMiseryBiznessxX]

THEY MADE THIS BEFORE HE DIED!! dont be mean

[jacorte1]

I think that Bill would actually be flattered at being mistaken for a vampire -but not for a girl lol

[jacorte1]

hahaha, but those things you wrote would annoy anyone

[TheFun987]

why do i want to annoy bill

he is to much of a cutie

i will feel bad

[xtraxearthling]

but u kno he would laugh after ward and apologize and say how sutupid it was for u to eat a hangaburguer!

[XxEmoVanpireGirlxX]

I GOT ONE!! bite your nails and then leave the nail pieces all over the house!! LOL

[AmeranthKinesa]

no one in ther right mind would do that

[XxEmoVanpireGirlxX]

Not unless you want bill to decapitate you lol

[meemoblood]

at 0;40 ish funnah 1:07 1:13 the whole video with the stuff to make him amd ish funnah

[RiddickChick]

I LUV BILL!!! I'd take Bill if I could. Annoying him sounds hilarious. Especially calling hima girl. LOL. Luved it!

[Lilmissnaughtylove]

i would never annoy bill hes so cute but it is so funny

What is the song

[nigahigarox]

By Your Side by TH

[BillKIstMeinEngel]

LOVE IT!!!

[123tokiohotle]

lol that was funny i would do most of those things to him if i ever saw him

[bill89llid]

If you were his girlfriend, bill would need a psicolog*!

xDxD

the video was so funny...

if a have the oportunity I will do some of this annoying things =P

[BlueChocolateFruFru]

lol if i'm every Bill's actual friend, i am so going to do some of these :) i love bill :)

[lucius0malfoy]

i dont like his music but that hair that hair makes me crazy its fantastic how he can make his hair??????

[SHFJOLLY]

im so gonna do that o some one lol....

[kaulitzlovergirl101]

im going to do this shit BUT NOT TO BILL I LOVE HIM 2 MUCH!!!

[GothicaKaulitz]

:D Oh mein Gott! I so hav 2 do that 2 sum1. Not Bill though, I luv him 2 much. :3

[StandUpForWhatsRight]

ha lol good ideas but what about stealing his hair straighteners?! lol

[ilurvdisztwin]

not only bill will be annoyed if you do that.

ANYONE

but hey, thanks for the vid.

huray bill

[sojabbawockeez]

ahhhhhhhhh that is so evil. like anyone would really be able to meet him like that. lol good video

gosh he is so pretty . i am jealous

[Imanuwella]

y wouuld someone want to do this to him

[sinichiechizen]

i would be angry if someone does these things esp. #'s 4,5,7,8,9,12,14(thriller?? michael jackson??),15(oh yeah!! i really made a copy of it!!),23,25(its raining men!!),26,29,and 30.. hahaha!!!

[sinichiechizen]

totally agree...esp. numbers 4,5,7,8,9,12,14(thriller?? michael jackson??),15(oh yeah!! i really made a copy of it!!),23,25(its raining men!!),26,29,and 30.. hahaha!!!

[SummerFoxie]

Lol,nice video ^_^

[AaliyahWishes]

i already splash water on my sister a say the power os crist compels you!

[depressedsmileylol]

i dont get the thriller one @ #14

[andrraberishki]

hhahahha!! thats cute but who wants to anoy bill anyway. I dont like making fun of what he does i dont think the things he does are funny, they are PERFECT!!

ich liebe BILL fur immer und immer(L)

P.S: love the video!

[kaulitzamber]

Lol if anyone did that to me I will be annoy. -.- ^.^

[BillsFloridaGirl15]

haha,i'd be annoyed too if you did that stuff to me.

[XxtwilightxX45]

Lol did you just come up with these or did you know that?:

[rose6eg]

omg bill hates it when tom makes fun of his voice like in the dvd tom goes while they are all laughing at a song or something

'it would be even better if bill could actually sing'

and bill stops laughing and gets all serious and is like tom stop.

if someone else said it he would be sooooo angry/upset.

he takes it from tom just coz its his tin

how sweeeytt

xxx

[GuitarGirl1215]

lmfao

but if i ever want him to like me i shud probably stop saying "this is dedicated to Bill" every time i play dude looks like a lady XD

[TheTruthIsNeverHeard]

Wouldn't that annoy any person?? Anyway, funny vid...

[XxMarisaXxNebotXx]

i luv bill <3

why would anyone make fun of his dance i think its cute :P

[handymandy58]

Tom IS cuter than him tho...... i<3 tom kaulitz!!!!

[cerenitycirrc]

is it just me or does he look a bit feminine? he's sorta hot i suppose...just... in a girlish way...

[XcinemaBizarre4ever]

You should add saying his name repeatedly in a high pitched voice. (and we all know how well that works)

[Oaphish]

Who would want to annoy cute little bill? <33

but, ROFL

6. rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.

BILL!! <33

[xXLIFEISPARTDEATHXx]

I wouldnt do any of them but the vid was funny!

[kawoss]

i think that many of those things would make anybody pissed off...and some of those things where just mean... oh man xD

/M

[morganizer123]

lol tom would know

[morganizer123]

10 is sort of true. Where did you get these 30 annoyances?

[eiananzang]

i think it's from tom it's from tom from their interviews...

[emilyorjenny]

huh??

[emilyorjenny]

deviant art . com!! there are load of stories and stuff made up about tokio hotel but they are always pretty good!!!

[katielovesyou5]

Lol thats funny but dont make fun of his dancing !!!!!

[xXBlackRosePetalXx]

OMG this is the FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! LMAO ROFL LOL

[moviegirl6]

oh..my..god

lmfao

those things would piss me off lolz

i'd probly punch tht person in the face if they did any of this

omg...i gotta say its funny though

=P

[girlygwen15]

these would never 'annoy' anyone. just really piss them off. :)

[KaulitzKat92]

I don't think #1 would annoy him, I think it will piss him off.

[alxsmre13]

Uhmm. Most of this would annoy everyone!

&& The rest isn't annoying. its jusst mean!

Except the "Don't let him forget tom is 10 min. older."....

That would be annoying..lol

Ich liebe dich Bill<3333333333333333

[FanForLifeTokioHotel]

omg!! lLMOA phillip johnny bob! JUNIE B JONES!!! LMOA

[KaulitzTwinsarelove]

haha i would do

#'s 11,12,14!!16, haha i would do #18 just to see his reaction =P,22,23!!,29!!!!!! 30..that pisses him off the most

lol liebe dich Bill <3

[xRetteMichBill19x]

XD so funny ima try dat on him

thanks for vid he might shut up next time he talks 2 me

[MzamScrplyr4]

Its sorta hard to read this..

[emilyorjenny]

sorry just the way the words went my computer is gay and doesnt always do what i want it to!!!

[Kaulitzbros4eva]

SOME OF THOSE ARE KINDA MEAN

[itsmemrskaulitz]

no leave him ahahha

;)

[Adriene14]

UGH!! i can never watch these videos! ive tried like 5 times too! i know there gonna be funney and there not ment to be mean, but i can never get past the 1st thing. they make me feel sooo sad cause its probaly happened to him.:(

[Silverblossom18]

Lol lmao

[fromfirsttolast98765]

any of that stuff would annoy me to!

[MarieTHfan2508]

How do you know this?

just curiosity

They are really good and funny!

[AnimeChick4anime]

lol!

[now1994]

#22 is so funny!

#23 i do that to my mom and shes punishes me for it HAH!

#26!!!!!!

#30 I BET TOM ALREADY DOES THAT!

[PinkNBlu95]

i dont reely get #28...

tom may be older, but bill is hawtter

[adme111]

hahahahaha! so funny XD

love it!

[lebebe44]

number 12 WAS SOOOO FUNNNY!!! his voice remnds me of a dying constipating cow!

hahahaa!

everybody would get mad if they tell them that! even people u dont sing!!!LOL!!!

[disagreeablez]

you cant tell him tom is older(their twins)

lol

[emilyorjenny]

but tom was born first!!!!!

[outoftheordianry]

lol if i ever get the chance i would so do this. This stuff anoys me too but like its hilarious. Some of them are just pure ridiculous it would be a waste if we didn't do it. lol

[X0SurfchickX0]

Phillip Johnny Bob.?

lol

[floodimoo123]

these r hilarious!!!!!XDDDD

[princessmyfriend]

love it...lol !

[montanacancun]

#7 musta b annoying 4 everyone..n even more if the end is good...:D...the vid...love it!!:D...<3

[KENZERONIANDCHEESE]

i would never want to anoy him

[FelishurrzLuvsTH]

mai friends do that (#10) wen he has glasses on.

#22 is friggin hilarious!!! (2:13)

where did you get all these facts?

[ImmortalDarkness32]

i started laughing when i saw #19! lol

[twilightfanclubrocks]

I would never do that but... um wouldnt they just talk in german most of the time???

[twilightfanclubrocks]

lol fuuny! but i cant read some of the sentances! (idc how u spell that) anywayz.....TOKIO HOTEL ROX!

[doodles507]

2:15 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! lol im a fan though O_0

[xWhiteStripe1x]

Most of these are just annoying in general. But...

Make fun of his dancing. Lmfao. Now that's just below the belt, y'all.

[CelenaXTH4life]

i love all of it I LOVE BILL <3 , but i wouldn't do all tht but mayb the leprechauns mayb lol but yah i love him <3

[shorty7987]

1:31 has got to be the funniest 1 lol

[AsianSamy94]

lmfao i can understand y bill ould b annoyed at number 25 :p

[KayxMonkey]

"At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream 'the leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run!'"

I'd rather not...cause..we saw what he did to Tom for saying his name all funny when he was already unwillingly awake around seven or so in the morning...I don't want to see what he does if you are the one to wake him up...at such an hour. I'd rather get him to hug me, not scream at me, "FUCK YOU!" while wringing my neck...

[MangaFreakzoid]

omg LOL

[lapenguine2585]

OMG, "The Power of Christ compels you!!!!!!!!" dude thats amazing!!!! i am sooooo doing that at church <3

[DeniCf2008]

Better yet, yell "the leprechauns are coming!" while being dressed like one and dancing a "lucky dance" to keep him safe and when he asks you why you're doing that say while staring at him with wide eyes "sshhhh, this is a sacred ceremony which mus take place in silence.."(2 seconds of silence).. and then yell and start babbling in gibberish

[XXBlownXXXAwayXX]

omfg i looove buffy the vampire slayer!!!! genious!!!!! i will sooooooo do that to him when he asks for his laptop back!!!!! i will say "you should date Buffy the Vampire Slayer! you guys would be perfect! a chick that not only has never heard of you but will hate your guts for being a vampire girl pretening to be a human boy" and he will be like "wtf cuz????" oOoOoOoOoO it will be awsome and i only kno where to get a rabid penquin my friend Chris has 1.... no monkey tho.....

~Kimmie.K

[Kay170312]

22 is genius!!

[SpunkiieMonkiie]

LOL make him write a song about chesse puffs xDxDxD.

after ever sentence ask him "why" that even for me is anoyying

[XvegetarianXvampireX]

LOL, this is hilarious!! XD Only I think this stuff would annoy anyone on Earth, not just Bill. XD

[moozicforLIFE]

OMG , no.22, had me in tears!!!!I'm gonna do that 2 bill if i ever see him!!!! and 2 all my friends! XDXDXD HAHAHAHAHA

[moozicforLIFE]

OMG brilliant, pure brilliant, although... why would you annoy him XD!!!!!!

[videofan77]

drunken llama! OMFG thats hilarious LMFO && ROFL!

[videofan77]

no.16 is HILARIOUS! i wonder if anyone has actually tried it!?! if i ever get a chance i'll do it! ROF-LMFAO

[Bechtol91]

number 3 is something i would do. o.o me and my friend had a battle over eyeliner which ended up with eyeliner all over my hands and her arms. xD

[MewMewHamster]

How would u know what annoys Bill? lmao, that stuff would annoy me too!

PS: Bill is SEXXXAAAYYYY

[PrincessKagome26]

Wow If you ever Told or did any of that, Bill will Kill you in your sleep lol. He's extremly smexy that words cant describe how smexy he truly is!!!!!!!

[that1wierdchick]

lol.

if i ever meet bill ill make sure to

annoy him with the stuff on the list.

haha!

nah i wouldnt do that...

cuz almost everything on that list

annoys the hec out of me 2.

=]

[1090tiani]

"1o. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson"

Pahahaha.

As much as I adore MJ, that was hilarious.

Nice job, yo. :]

[jacorte1]

He does look a bit like Michael Jackson in some pictures, but its just because Michael Jackson tried really hard to get, through his many surgeries, a beautiful face like that which nature gave to Bill

[1090tiani]

...that statement was made practically a year ago. lol and you still commented it. I don't see the resemblance. haha. Maybe your eyes are way better than mine. :)

[sk8r99girl78]

who would want to annoy bill??? Sinners,i tell u!!! SINNERS!!!!!!

haha

[BILLINLOVE911]

that was funny

[zZmekmekZzDrummerzZ]

no i love tokio hotel and I will not chill!!!!

[seaswa111012]

god emily

that is udderly hillarious!

[JumbieRoof]

i was bursting with laughter the entire time, absolutly LOVED it! 5/5!

[zZmekmekZzDrummerzZ]

that's not funny at all and if you EVER say that you like tokio hotel I will slap you! and wake you up at 4 am! you stink!

[JumbieRoof]

y, u hate tokio hotel?

[CatandDani]

she was just kidding. chill

[lilsmartiebabe2012]

oh! thats akward on No.21 cause my names Jennifer lolz.

[FFXiscoolandhot]

Haha,funny

[DaPlatnium]

LOL THAT WAS AWSOME!!!! I WOULD SURE LIKE TO SEE A GUY THATS ONE OF HIS FANS DO THAT TO HIM LOL anyways i love TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!! WOOT and now i wanna try it on my sister

[rainbowgoth08]

omg. if i ever did that to my sister she could kill me XD lol

[iloveEmoboyz101]

wow that would work! ha ha i love bill to death but i still love these!

[narutoinuyashafan93]

lol! awesome! i luv bill 2 death, but these r hilarious & most of them would work eventually!

but my favs were 3, 5, 11, 14, 18, 22, 24, & 26

[BillLover4eva]

Like you ever can do all these things..!

And these are stupid ways..!

[Snogawaga]

aw, i would never do this stuff to bill.

okay, i might do some of it, but you know, im random :)

XD LOVED IT!!

but #10 was just pla