Jumping!

[theuncalledfor]

IT'S CUBOID BIRD PUPPET JESUS! HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD! HALLELUYAAA!

[Superabound2]

and now hes Saul of the mole men

[th3vampan3z3l0rd]

Why is the sky pink? I CAN TASTE COLOURS! THIS MADE MY BRAIN MELT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[SandvichParty]

what

[maplasia]

Oh...OH GOD.

[adamhunter1223]

This looks like what would happen if LSD and Crack had a one night stand and had a child out of wedlock.

[mewtwo711]

What the f*ck did I just observe... I think I um... Eh... WHAT.

[deideikunblueeyez]

I'm kind of disturbed.. but his eyes are a nice blue so I can't complain much.

[progrockcoffee]

Us mere fuckspawned mortals bow down before your grace.

[GoldenGal42]

WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?!

[ultimateSpagety]

I'm not sure if I'm tripping or if doctorbeaumonte was when he made this.

[MoonlitUmbreon]

This is beautiful and insane.

[Belphegor82]

Puppets, you must rock the fuck out.

[poopskinTheLiar]

Rectangle Bird dared to challenge his life's obstacles, and he got his eyes taken away and spikemurdered.

The Moral of the story? All christmas presents contain people who want your eyes.

[TheSillverfoxxify]

I think I get the plot.

So, the beak guy, is in love with the cone guy, so he sees the cone guy as a present for himself, but he has to jump the ledge to get to his present, but he failed, and was impaled by the spiked. So he has a dying dream where he turns back time, makes it over the ledge, and the hand comes out of the present, because.....Dying dreams are weird. The Close ups of faces...to empathize the insanity...of death...or something....

[poopskinTheLiar]

BLLLLLLLLDRNBDBDBDBBBNNNNDDRRR­R

[MrSdfg23]

This video is a special technique. Your brains will melt and the resulting liquid will leak out of your eyes 10 years on the dot after watching this video.]

By the way, the guy who made this wrote 30 Hs. It's to be expected.

[Drippingleaf]

Oh

[gardeford]

i love the music

[doctorbeaumonte]

@gardeford The music was wrought by this giant of a man, Ben Burbank.

[doctorbeaumonte]

@gardeford The musician also did the music for a facebook game called Woodland Heroes.

[monkeyboyinc76]

The moral of this story:

umm...

err...

You decide!

[Fydlestyx]

*now

[Fydlestyx]

I know have seven days to live.

[AResidentoftheCosmos]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[doctorbeaumonte]

@AResidentoftheCosmos

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S

[thestevebat]

So this is world 9 Eversion....

[DSNesmith]

What the shit

[MoviefilmBettyming]

I have known beauty.

[DonZabu]

Only figures that one of the GI Joe PSAs is in the Suggestions bar.

[doctorbeaumonte]

@DonZabu What kind of Skynetian algorithm hashed out that relationship?

[DonZabu]

@doctorbeaumonte

Well, they're both incredibly surreal.

[MetalKing1417]

I feel the sudden urge to check myself into a mental institution.

[InnocentDarkside]

HARRY, YOU MUST ROCK THE FUCK OUT

[wikiporno2]

Why hello wierdest unexplained boner I've ever had

[zimnomel]

What.

[TheEchoSystem]

I just tripped all the balls.

[Flutterdash]

@TheEchoSystem all of them.

[LittleRedSerge]

Ah, so THIS is chapter 8! About time!

[chitoryu12]

*explodes*

[assilembrandywine]

It jumped alright. It kept jumping from fun and unusual to just plain fucked up.

[millakilla199]

I guess I'll go shit blood and eyeballs now.

[millakilla199]

@millakilla199 OH GOD! Fridge brilliance! "I GUESS THAT GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM STINKEYE"

[porygonlover322]

Well, there goes any chance of me sleeping tonight.

[shovethissite]

I bet that puppet tastes like a kid with eyes.

[RioEllington]

What the fuck did I just watch

[doctorbeaumonte]

@RioEllington A story about jumping.

[doctorbeaumonte]

30 H's readers are the best readers in the world.

[JayNaylor1]

Thumbs up if you got here from TVTropes!

[Huffleclawmage]

@JayNaylor1 TVTropes FTW!

[clrndalvare]

@JayNaylor1 Now I wanna know what article links here from TVTropes, care to enlighten me?

[chelonianmobile]

@clrndalvare The one about the fanfic "Thirty Hs". Which is kind of about as coherent as this ...

[Gramra]

0:09 Seems like something Lovecraft would invent.

[jimmycranberry]

Biggest brain-fart ever.

[legomovieman94]

THIS VIDEO HAS SHOWN ME DE LAYGHT!

[NoviLunar]

This is probably one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.

[M0fax]

Will someone please tell me where the initial song comes from in this video? The music is amazing.

[Demruth]

I have no idea how I ended up at this page, but this video is fantastic

[posby]

I stopped jumping when all the cool kids started, but I never stopped being glittery and covered in eyeballs.

[ZAMONGDAN]

what

[FearedDesign]

What the fuck.

What the hell were you on when you made this?

[coprographia]

hey they're embedding this in an awful kotaku article

[snakeoil101]

Nekojin, you're an idiot. you just don't get it. that's all

[firemaka]

Jesus christ.

[koosy15642]

Visuals, Music, Concept: awesome.

Liam Lynch/Dan Deacon-esque.

But why does the monster turn into a present?

Never stop jumping!

[wohdinhel]

This is hilarious.

[WinterSoldierZero]

LOL

[Jharkendar]

cool

[PerfectHannah3]

I'm using this as a Christmas card.

[nekojin42]

The best part was the guy with all the eyeballs. Pretty neat little movie for something trying way too hard to be artistic though.

[doctorbeaumonte]

@nekojin42 Can you explain what you mean by "artistic?"

[mrsmiter]

this makes sense.

[adachidurpa]

I Understand Completely.

[FullyShadow]

I like this video. Catchy song btw!