WORLD'S HOTTEST NURSE!!

[GamerJC123]

Mommy... Toby is showing a close up of his face with bug eyes and talking about dairy free milk..... I scared...

[prototypegirl123]

I'm a blonde and a girl....

[ezio1579]

if youtube take you down you will have a army of fans and take over youtube and call it tobytube

[Yukondano2]

How does he not "Own the rights" to I'm a bird.

[tiger1453]

hey guys, help me get terraria please by going to this link, also promote your own referal links to get steam games free ^^;

[scaredchalk]

y does... wat the... huh?

[BestestPranksEvar]

ill give you a cookie if you give me a free t-shirt

;)

[JBLoversUnite]

TO'S MUSKUS!!!!



[MEHCHE3Z]

dat scared me. i burped then he said yeah i burped. O_o

[xAshwinrox101]

@MEHCHE3Z i just read ur comment and then he said "yeah i burped" and i was like O_o

[CATGirl156]

I would murder 1000 people just to be. that. nurse.

( jk, but i still want to be that nurse <3)

[TheMom715]

Dear toby why do always look at your mail in the car

[PinkBunnyGamer]

I'm Lactose Intolerant, what's it like being allergic? :D

[naeonixion]

That's an awesome picture.

[questcrewforever]

i would kill to be that nurse...

[zachzach104]

since nobody will post this i will hothothothothothot hot.

[mario10663]

Hey Toby can I send you an asassins creed revelations Ezio drawing

[kingwill97]

Its weird that right when you finished your boop my power went out.

[N0n00bzall0wed]

@kingwill97 That's because Tobuscus is god.

[brianshrode72]

@kingwill97 Then how are you typing that comment?

[GamerXMcGee]

@kingwill97 How did you type this then?

[Whazzupie]

@GamerXMcGee Probably started it up after the power went back on :P

[hotvampiregirl2]

hehe I eating m&ms now :333

[determinator125]

HEY i was wearin those shoes when i watched this vid! "DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WIGHTNESS"

[biodude5231]

Can someone give me a link to the thumbnail picture...

[TheDemonHobo]

to-musc-us

[MyMJ91]

@Toby Turner PLAY DEAD ISLAND!

[MrVIPSG]

@MyMJ91

He already played

[MyMJ91]

@MrVIPSG i know but like in the now time he hasn't played

[MyMJ91]

PLAY DEAD ISLAND!

[warchief96]

@GaaraGirl627 He doesn't know how lucky he is to be around where Toby is either! xD

[inperialdramon101]

I luv dat movie! <3

[randomerkitty]

heehee, toby doesn't need a life. he's a gamer. he has lots of lives!

[Lastabcismine]

@randomerkitty haha ,coount me in ,got my sniper rifle

[killerx10001]

lol i wonder what people that dont know him think of him making loud noises like that

[scimitar512]

To"musk"us lol

[ChewToy89]

Dear Toby: Why do you enjoy dressing like a nazi?

[readxl101]

Hes hyper

[LotsofLights]

How come Toby wasn't able to play Gears of War 3?

[hitmanassassin2012]

so he likes her woooooooooooooooo

[hitmanassassin2012]

i think he drew that and the blond girl is ijustine

[RoKbOy211]

My names Jose so i guess i kud be Joebuscus??

[spartan117477]

Dead island isnt a long game, i completed the game in 6 hours its unbelievably easly

[owen000222]

3:56

HUGE LIE!!! People beat it in a day!

[OMEGA87975]

no update a patch is a download a update is a thing that does it anyway

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[llamarobot]

At the end all I heard was tshirt and zippy

[konatamangaloll]

I sneezed....

[OverlordVilly]

First Wheoooooo!!!!!!!

[RandomGirl119]

@OverlordVilly By "Wheooooo" you mean "Wheeeew"? This isn't the first time he's done that. The official first time was "ADULT HEELYS? (Toby shops impulsively)"

[TaylorSwifty131313]

Omg ur face at the end was priceless!!!

[animefreakskyler]

how did i get cubin snail pose out of cute win fail? nothing against cubin people i just probably have hearing problems XD

[LunaShadowWolf13]

If you look in between the capital E and the x on FedEx, there is an arrow. Toby should've said that!

[mannysue1]

BEST. BOOP. EVER.

[ImAlwaysTheQueen]

dont you guys love how his teeth are perfect lol

[deadlyseraphim]

now I want some chocolate...will you marry me?

[Tinkletoots11]

3:40 yo i'm mc get's sidetracked easily

[stellaeire]

Oh ma God the best part was your face at the end haha I LITERALLY lol-ed

[MultiLittlegamer]

@RunningBarefootFun24 **** off

[RunningBarefootFun24]

YOU SUCK IM A BIRD!!!!! YOU SUCK!!

[suomisolider32]

make your own tv channel

[mitmaxman777]

being adopted isnt so bad

[GlorGlor909]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

if they take down tobuscus, i shall band together several million fans and set fire to youtube's face

[NyanCatting]

@TEHORANGEAVENGER I read this during a commercial, and looked up to see ghostrider's burning face

[Chocol8isausom]

I just watched an ad about buying stupid products from Toby's channel...

O_o WEIRD.

[DrewJVal]

best ending eva!

[DrewJVal]

dont worry toby if your channel gets taken down be prepared for a large group of pissed off people

[Altairsstairs]

I think I'm going to do a bunch of videos like Tobuscus and call it TOMBUSCUS

[JakanoryJones]

JOHN CARTER LOOKS AWESOME....so is tobuscus tho... :3

[natorious314]

He woke up my cat with his excessive booping.

[Z62KK]

Wwwweehhhheewwww

[sindre1106]

Press 1 to see a mad man :P

[StephanieAnn1996]

Toby's face at the very end= me laughing like a crazy person XD

[ThePetergrab]

HAHAHAHA toby is immune to death !!!!!!1

[SOGTrueBeliever]

Seagulls are the new storks. Thanks for that info toby :-)

[Seathre]

I almost sneezed during this video.

[flamesofchrist23]

i'm lactose intolerant too toby!! lactose-free milk ftw

[MissMira7]

how do i send stuff to you? (cuz i wanna draw you a picture :3)

[mobileman25]

Short attention spam... for real... yet that's kindof what makes him funny a little bit

[AIRCADETKIDLOGAN38A]

hes immune to death, but hes allergic to bullets and dairy

[SonicDude96]

Use the force Toby use the force

[Me18LPS]

You have SUCH a short attention span lol :)

[pzp1212]

toby what kind of car do u drive?

[GaaraGirl627]

That person that passed by on the skateboard doesn't know how lucky he is to be on Toby's Video....

[moonman57]

GOLDEN ARMOR OF PIMPOCOCITY.

[DezzyLepez]

Oh Toby! lol

[crankdathits]

@ClasslfledProduction 1) YouTube wouldn't be shut down, you just wouldn't be able to post copyrighted material of any kind. 2) the same bill was a law before and the supreme court ruled it unconstitutional.

[legomationdotnet]

@SrFrozen Unless you've played AC Revelations, you can't say schism. AC REVELATIONS 4EVER!!!

[souleatersonic1999]

I love it when you just scream out of the blue when a car's light shines on your face! lol

[rickshaw1111]

that litin up reminded me of nam....

[ClasslfledProduction]

Youtube could gte shut down because the government is censoring the internet. thumps up so tobuscus can see this.

[bamboy98]

terarria update on my bday wheeeeeeeeeeeew

[TheLauraSui]

That face after he booped. So adorable.

[DesertHawk978]

Tobuscus.com is already taken.



[mrgmeahl]

NO ONE SHOULD COPYright...thingy...Toby... uh THEY NEED TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skyclanlover1234]

@unviversalyhappy frick u they are equal beyotch

[mval20]

That Boop gets louder everytime i watch on of your lazy vlogs <3

[sebcast95]

i felt it

[TyroJuggernaut]

Youtubes copyright claims are getting out of hand!

[Snoborder95]

I'm sorry Toby I don't like your vlogs some over your highlights are good and your cutewinfails are awesome

[Rukawa43]

:o i think its says " HOTEL " maybe o -o?

[TheHowlingJackal]

Crafty! XD

Love how someone just pulled up and chilled next you, but they are stealing all of your whiteness lol

[kittykatt1423]

i am too

[MultiMidget159753]

>(display picture) MFW my name is Tyler

I love you, Toby.

[dellydelldellums]

@XxgummyxbearzxX Aw, I'm sorry D: Headaches suck, even if you still get to look at Toby's cute face.

[appelvlog]

I think i've watched this like 10 times, just to see the ending where Toby dazes himself :3

[MrRantReviews]

i love how he is all happy-go-lucky, and then he is like "I got 2 copyright notices... for im...a...bird... >:<"

[LetsMakeHIStory777]

I hate it when my face lights off D:

[klickyfilms]

redness+darkness+whiteness= my school colors c:

[taylinpaige2]

imma put some dairy on dat!

[DarkAngelKakashi]

ah I just realized that you made this video on my birthday and I never watched it until now...sadface...

[Crash1496]

what happened to finishing la noire and batman???

[TheSheemed]

not enough time to play all the video games you get paid to play? i feel so sorry for you toby

[Vkikiloves]

toby it sucks that you cant have Dairy </3

[6animallover]

BBBBBOOOOOPPPP!!!!! THAT MDE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[pyrofartteehee62083]

pay a mexican to fill your tires wait that was racist Mexican there now i feel better

[MrAl9595]

Thats soo soft :)

[imPaprik]

YOU THINK SO FAST.. it's like you're a comedy computer

[LemonLimeGrl]

that part about the copyright was like a horror story :'(

[Painofaninnocent]

If I wasn't already mostly deaf then that BOOP would have broken my underachieving eardrums! :D

[baconthief123]

i beat dead island in a month: pure epicosity.

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@baconthief123 i beat it in two days saaaad

[ThePwntastic]

Wow Toby your like a artisit

[TheRonanSmith]

WAHHHH!?? i wanna skateboard... lol

[ColdRicki]

ASSASSINS CREED: REVELATIONS

[joshua19rr27]

I use to be able to draw like that...but then i took an arrow to the knee

[arch563]

i can't have dairy either yaay

[GetYourEggHeadToday]

Toby you can't let that happen. If not for you then for us

[Strivez1]

...... would that be his tomuscus

[JustinSelenaLuv]

Idea~ Leave dead island for a bit, complete assassins creed, then go back to it. Rather watch you play Assassins creed than dead island.

[cheesyNwaffle]

*shudders* i just had to watch an ad for a twilight soundtrach to watch this video.

This video made it all better ^_^

[Green8Envy4]

Knock on wood toby knock on woooood!!! X-(

[Seerofderp]

Dairy free milk... WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE CARTON?

[MyHomicidalRomance]

@Seerofderp AIRBUSCUS!

[unviversalyhappy]

tobuscus is more funny then smosh PERIOD

[Brcnosaur]

@unviversalyhappy now imagine them together.

[zackabilly1]

bro if i won a shirt i would be so happy i would vomit all over my laptop

[riotinmayhem]

@zackabilly1 Then pee on it ..

[pinkopal98]

Toby I rather watch you play AC Revolations than dead island.

[GRAYanonDRAGON]

@pinkopal98 yh me too

[PolarisIII]

@pinkopal98 i beat assasians creed revelations in three days after it came out

[partymoogle]

dairyfree milk???

[epiccation]

if u look adhd up in the dictionary there should be a picture of toby xD

[indyfan29]

i paused my video rigtht at 8:31 ahaha couldnt stop laughing ahaha. btw is toby rly adopted?

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

Y U NO NOTICE THE BUNNY?

[DobsBomber]

HP Lovecraft reference in Tobuscus... I feel good.

[hn240]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO! I DONT WANT YOUR VIDEOS TO BE GOOONE!!!!! 

[TheReddHead91]

Finally made the connection. U got a little adhd going on there?? ....in all of your videos? .... why did i not make that connection forever ago???

[irushwithaump]

Yes m&m,s

[Panwafflys]

I FINALLY SNEZZED :D YEAAA MY DREAM HAS BEEN ACOMPLISSED!! :DDD oh and i want those m&ms ;-;

[Aquarius2emma]

Just thinking about the possibility of youtube being taken down.............. No... I can't and it WILL not happen! that would de the saddest day ever!!

[SNIFER4T]

ooo shit i dropped my mnms

[krille993]

@CaptainKirkOfficial toby epicosety level is way too high for that to happen

[Rsghost22]

outro of darkness redness whiteness then deafness ^_^

[1172Sierra]

@Rsghost22 holy cow! my ear! i regret wearing earphones!!!

[marcelorotellag]

I can't help to lol at the boop, everytime!

[brookemarjorie]

Loved the look at the end. (:

[comrad1214]

Toby u looked scary at 0:53 :(

[Just3zz]

i dissliked this video .. with my monitor upside down :D

[helvirifin]

i bet u made alot of ppl that are allergic to dairy alot better that they now have sonething in common with u

[Buonarr]

wre u wearing capris? lol

[Rofl1337lmao]

I took the M&Ms :D

[tailsx5000]

I am allergic to milk as well. Thats why I drink Silk Milk!

[URmomsMAN2012]

Thanks for the M&Ms of darkness, redness, and whiteness. =)

[cocohamp19]

"thanks to denial, i'm immortal" :P

[distrittribute]

lack of airness

[bharte96]

those mnms look awesome!

and dairy allergies do suck

[AngelGirl737]

I'm allergic to dairy =D I don't feel alone