that happened to my sister. she had been feeling not well- the doctors kept on saying she was ok. She typed her symptoms into google and found she has Polycystic ovarian syndrome.
Got tested for it and it came back positive. I thought the same thing-what the hell did the doctors even do then?
Really!? People who have unprotected sex for a living with one or more people who have unprotected sex for a living are getting AIDS? That's shocking!
Love the upbeat porn music and the HIV joke! Phil, work an HIV joke onto a sxephil T shirt and I will buy it! Something like; "HIV; Hot Ideal hot dog Vagina, Hot Ignorant Vagina, Hot Illuminati Vagina." I will buy a shit ton of those one (and give them to all my hot lady friends)
Inaccuracies with Wikipedia not with standing, the story is false. The explanation of how a meteorite passes through the atmosphere is good at that page. In order for one to reach the ground at cosmic velocity it must have a mass exceeding that of the column of atmosphere it passes through. A pea sized stone can not do this.
My best friend has "toe thumbs" and everyone always says she has the cutest hands ever so stfu. I mean nobody really looks like the people on the front of magizines, they computer alter those picture so much, that those models don't even really look like themselves.
Did you just say 'stfu' to Phil about the whole toe thumb thing, even though he has just spent about a minute explaining why people who think that 'toe thumbs' make you ugly are douche bags..? Silly man.
I would like a mix of all the powers from the family in the movie "The Incredibles" Speed, invisibility, strength, elasticity, & whatever the baby does 8D
Ewart97, You're stupid. METEORS, and METEORITES, and usually by the time they get to our level of the atmosphere they're tiny yes, but not always, and metors are the meteorites that haven't entered the atmosphere yet DUMBASS
hey we're always gonna gossip and make rumors about her and anyone else no matter how hot or how much of a dirty whore they are, right? hehe, my super power would be to summon Chuck Norris anytime, anywhere.
ok you gave something for the boys, what about the girls? my superpower would be reading minds. I've always wanted to know what people around me were thinking.
haha it just seems so cool to me! like, you know when you walk up to someone and you know they were talking about something, but then you go up to them and they say "nothing" ? i'd love to read their mind and know what they were saying. :)
u r so cute.. mainly when the video is buffering; freezing u at any moment.. ironically like time travel.. except u are the one not travelling.. hehe!
hey you never know he could have gotten some superpower because thats the only reason i can think of that would keep him alive after getting hit by a meteorite. he might have gotten immortality at the point of impact. you can't say im wrong or this is stupid either because until he actually dies i could be right. well thats my opinion
UMmmm ill feel stupid if im wrong ,but is it spelled crohn's disease? then its pronounced crones. long o. Don't mean to be a douche, i just know cause my uncle has it.
My dad has it. He always pronounces it differently
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I love that theme song!!!!!!!!
6thgradeawsome 1 month ago
i ran out of videos to watch of yours that were recent... so i decided to start watching all of your shows from like here haha (: i love you!
kearaking 5 months ago 6
porn music/comment time
community channel
91disable 6 months ago
makeup aids butthole?
bentzy 7 months ago
TOE THUMB!!
Arcanecamsmith 7 months ago
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"why the fuck am I talking like a Sim?"
JordGamer 7 months ago
Nearly two years since I've seen this and the HIV panic joke still gets me xD
thatguyCrow 7 months ago
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SamAt5am 8 months ago
*is playing sims* O.o
LuveitsGrreat 10 months ago
just wondering cuz fkd up things pop into my head...I wonder if anyone got turned on (;]) at the beginning
skoolkidy 1 year ago
my super power would be the ability to change anything into anything else
KaiTheAnimeLover 1 year ago
Still my favorite episode.
StartStopReplay 1 year ago 5
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LilyBlhac 1 year ago
i dont think magans that hot i mean im a girl so i shouldint but shes just not that pretty to me to yeah
Pezz2244 1 year ago
YAY SIMS
Pezz2244 1 year ago
ChrONE's disease, fucking retard.
mynameaborat993 1 year ago
anybody else here sick of seeing 'i wanna be a celebrity' teenagers on youtube...?
mattouli 1 year ago
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u should go kill yourself
DOKt00n 1 year ago
Thumbs up at Sims reference!
xkristixx 1 year ago 2
isn't that music from Nat's Porno Music/Comment time?
Istaru97 1 year ago
@Istaru97 yeah, a bunch of youtubers use the same music :)
FlargTheKitty 1 year ago
I only watched this because I thought it said " Boy hit by Mennonite!!! And Lives!!"
rgibson89 1 year ago
u fail phil!
lepetitpeuple11 1 year ago
that happened to my sister. she had been feeling not well- the doctors kept on saying she was ok. She typed her symptoms into google and found she has Polycystic ovarian syndrome.
Got tested for it and it came back positive. I thought the same thing-what the hell did the doctors even do then?
TeabagerzCrew 1 year ago
Toe thumbs! like in seinfeld!
RobotKing27 1 year ago
QOTD: never run out of jizz.... ever...;)...!!
mhypersonic 1 year ago
Fuck off haters, no1 forces you to watch this ^^
Viiictor7 1 year ago
I could smash this guys face off a brick wall
lscnrdotcom 1 year ago
i really don't think Megan Fox is hot... so people think i'm gay XD
thisisthomasjordan 1 year ago
@thisisthomasjordan yep
wyattpop 1 year ago
do you play the sims? oh phil your awesome!!! <3
LexiK124 1 year ago
Why does everyone on this page want me dead.
Riot0in0the0streets 1 year ago
0:15 you stopped
bbr55555 1 year ago
thats called a "murderer's thumb" golook it up in a palm reading book lol
hxcannaelite 1 year ago
Really!? People who have unprotected sex for a living with one or more people who have unprotected sex for a living are getting AIDS? That's shocking!
Rocoluke27 1 year ago
Love the upbeat porn music and the HIV joke! Phil, work an HIV joke onto a sxephil T shirt and I will buy it! Something like; "HIV; Hot Ideal hot dog Vagina, Hot Ignorant Vagina, Hot Illuminati Vagina." I will buy a shit ton of those one (and give them to all my hot lady friends)
zalalady1 1 year ago
QOTD: To be able to kill really annoying inter... Oh crap.. Well, I wanna be able to turn stuff into money by sneezing on it.
DarkSigiles 1 year ago
QOTD: To be able to kill really annoying internet people.
Skyfieldlanding 1 year ago
lol fuckin danny devito is a drunken bastard. every body should watch that vid (more info)
doomfro2000 1 year ago
I luvLUV natalie!! keke pornomusic / comment time! whoot-whoo! LOL shes awesome. raise ur hands if ur her fan!! haha
lor916 1 year ago
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Hey, sxephil! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!
Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)
Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
I want to printscreen everytime the video freezes. You always have the wierdest expressions.
goggles226 2 years ago
That's the music that Natalie uses in porno music/comment time...
TaylorLautnerlover86 2 years ago
HAHAHA "why the fuck do I talk like a Sim?"
mdumas93 2 years ago
lmao why the fuck do i talk like a sim xD
GamerEm123 2 years ago
Man dude are you really pissed or are is your eye color black?
smokey21804 2 years ago
haha yea i always thought it was weird that they called it practicing medicine. Sorry i wont someone who is a pro
DSMDriver69 2 years ago
Oh wow, I've never met anyone who has thumbs like me. I have toe thumbs too! I don't feel as weird now, hahaha.
passionforrockmusic 2 years ago
"why the fuck do i talk like a sim??" - hahahaha, and this is why i think you're the cutest thing ever!
SweetAmorReal 2 years ago
lol thats funny because Hiro now has a Tumor
skyeatsout 2 years ago
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!
aikidoEA 2 years ago
panicking slowly hmm..
guilortha 2 years ago
2:00 "Why the fuck do i talk like a sim?" XD
zarch0n 2 years ago
no it does count when viewed in facebook
nasthiasultimategame 2 years ago
lol community channel music =]
lemonator224 2 years ago
its the porno music from community channel!! woohoo
pacificriot 2 years ago
reading minds
donewiththisyear 2 years ago 2
hah i love the song xD
emaahlee 2 years ago
time travel
Soccer1157 2 years ago 2
you sound soo familiar!!
ToniRizzaro 2 years ago 2
he sounds like that guy whos jokes make everyone laugh at the party.
036265 2 years ago 2
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your voice is annoying, your face is annoying, you are very annoying, fuckin fag
himynameisnoob23 2 years ago
i have the same thumbs!
an1atticus 2 years ago
Or did he get secret superpowers?
Pixiegizmo 2 years ago
mmm panicing slowly i like it when you panic slowly mmm.... this just got creepy.
LMAO
rock1chica 2 years ago 2
"byu byu byu, why is the camera on" haha, this is the best video ive ever seen!
IdRatherBeANinja 2 years ago
I honestly don't think I've ever laughed this hard! This is probably the funniest episode I've seen yet!
"Why the hell do I talk like a sim?" lol!!!!
mariet1704 2 years ago
Check out the wiki page on Gerrit Blank. The kid's full of it.
Skytroop 2 years ago
Right, because wikipedia ALWAYS tells the truth...
Oh, I'm sorry, this is writing. Here, let me clear this up--that was sarcasm.
Just making sure it's clear.
BeachRocker13 2 years ago
Inaccuracies with Wikipedia not with standing, the story is false. The explanation of how a meteorite passes through the atmosphere is good at that page. In order for one to reach the ground at cosmic velocity it must have a mass exceeding that of the column of atmosphere it passes through. A pea sized stone can not do this.
Skytroop 2 years ago
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Skytroop 2 years ago
The boy who claims he was hit by a meteorite is lying. Please see meteorite-identification(dot)com(slash)mwnews(slash)blank(dot)html
Skytroop 2 years ago
LOLL phil=life
silvzz 2 years ago 4
Why the fuck do i talk like a sim! lol
d3mondog223 2 years ago 3
SHUT UP........ goshhh!!!
syberrios 2 years ago
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its cock smokers like these that needs a job so we wont have to watch their stupid ass twitter vids on youtube. i fucking hate twitters.
hitman12 2 years ago
Flight. And the ability to transform.
Shape of: Megan Fox's Tampon!
iliketacos239 2 years ago
I want super strength and super speed
GrayWoIf 2 years ago
Hey!
I have an eight-teen inch dick and I'm gonna critise chicks that wouldn't even look at me!
Yeah!
weeryan2008 2 years ago 42
I wasn't saying 'stfu' to Phil I was saying it to the other douchbags who don't agree.
waitnonthewrld2chnge 2 years ago
thanks for giving somethin for the boys
ztheothermikjonesz 2 years ago
My best friend has "toe thumbs" and everyone always says she has the cutest hands ever so stfu. I mean nobody really looks like the people on the front of magizines, they computer alter those picture so much, that those models don't even really look like themselves.
waitnonthewrld2chnge 2 years ago
Did you just say 'stfu' to Phil about the whole toe thumb thing, even though he has just spent about a minute explaining why people who think that 'toe thumbs' make you ugly are douche bags..? Silly man.
no1doesitlikeme 2 years ago
AHHHHHH why are you so obsessed with magen fox! She hot but seriously, shes not that great of an actor.
Richard33335 2 years ago
I dont like megan fox I dont get why everyone thinks shes hot
MasterBrief 2 years ago
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Same here man
Tavevision 2 years ago
finally someone who thinks like me
GrayKnight3445 2 years ago 4
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I don't like you -.-
MattFremstad 2 years ago
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are u gay?
muffinrubber 2 years ago
LMAO .. why the fuck do i talk like a sim. made my day.
aabbccd0987 2 years ago 4
XD dam a teenager took her own sample and then found her disease with a fucking microscope god... makes me wonder
Rotflol hiro loses his powers every like 30 min into the episode and then ando is like noes and then hes like nevermind...TEEHEE
deidara003 2 years ago 3
Pause at 0:29
Best still ever.
Cheetanaruto 2 years ago 33
0:35 is better
bluntslide83 2 years ago
@Cheetanaruto not really
tennebanoit 1 year ago
@Cheetanaruto how did you find that loser
brah098 1 year ago
Humans can be so fragile, and yet so F***ing tough!
hiyall200 2 years ago
croh-nz no cronz
Samanthac24 2 years ago 3
Sims reference! Fucking love you!
jmesnapfeesh 2 years ago 3
YESH!!!! SIMS FTW <3
xoxGoddess6 2 years ago
Haha, he took CommunityChannel's porno music.
jesseroggaa 2 years ago 2
pretty sure isabelle lucas from transformers is aussie and is a lot hotter than megan fox
gabrielcherry731 2 years ago
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FoxTrot20102020 2 years ago
wow he really loves Megan fox!
butterfinger16932 2 years ago
wow he really loves Megan fox's outfits!
Aoscaden 2 years ago
whats bamf mean
CanadianPotato101 2 years ago
It means Bad Ass Mother Fucker...BAMF!
aldous9494 2 years ago 2
I would like a mix of all the powers from the family in the movie "The Incredibles" Speed, invisibility, strength, elasticity, & whatever the baby does 8D
Skip2731 2 years ago 2
he kicks ass!
he has better powers then aaaaaallll of them!
DeadxBlackxWinter 2 years ago
shit was so cash lolz
lordnibbler93 2 years ago
i would have a power to have any power i wanted! !!AT THE SAME TIME!! 8D
elitesnips 2 years ago
hahaha. i must have paused the video like 50 times and each time i did, it was on such a funny face! =P
Ralphiesox 2 years ago
my power would be Toe Thumbs
arrkram 2 years ago
Ewart97, You're stupid. METEORS, and METEORITES, and usually by the time they get to our level of the atmosphere they're tiny yes, but not always, and metors are the meteorites that haven't entered the atmosphere yet DUMBASS
persephone210 2 years ago
I'd get the ability to alter reality.
mitch1470 2 years ago
Your reality or other people's?
StacyQOTM 2 years ago
hey we're always gonna gossip and make rumors about her and anyone else no matter how hot or how much of a dirty whore they are, right? hehe, my super power would be to summon Chuck Norris anytime, anywhere.
gingerofwar97 2 years ago
i would totally have the power to tap into other people's powers. and once i tap into them, i would always have them.
thetasteepa2 2 years ago
That would be a pointless power if no one else had powers.
ameleamai 2 years ago
Mietiors kill people not miterorites because thier just small rocks from it
ewart97 2 years ago
yes because of you i saw boobies on my birthday!!!!!!!!!
shellslug1 2 years ago
lmao that was a good one philll
mizlynn0007 2 years ago
haha hiro gets a tumor lolz... what the fuck was with the sword anyway?
xtremegamer4696 2 years ago
what is so bad about a little tits on youtube
eagerbeaver53 2 years ago
it is currently 8:21 pm
JoelyOlly 2 years ago
ok you gave something for the boys, what about the girls? my superpower would be reading minds. I've always wanted to know what people around me were thinking.
Love2BDazzled 2 years ago 2
same here lol
LahLahLand011 2 years ago
haha it just seems so cool to me! like, you know when you walk up to someone and you know they were talking about something, but then you go up to them and they say "nothing" ? i'd love to read their mind and know what they were saying. :)
Love2BDazzled 2 years ago
i know! :p but we all know they're lying when they say "nothing" and then when you walk away they're always glancing at you or something
LahLahLand011 2 years ago
yeahh they never hide it very well :P
Love2BDazzled 2 years ago
lool they fail hard :p
LahLahLand011 2 years ago
mhm it's really funny :P
Love2BDazzled 2 years ago
u r so cute.. mainly when the video is buffering; freezing u at any moment.. ironically like time travel.. except u are the one not travelling.. hehe!
great job! ciao
streykatt 2 years ago
i miss that intro
apetheape9 2 years ago
I really like the intro song you used in this video, you shold use it in your new videos ;P
BeatlesFan32 2 years ago
of course he survived
the meteorite hit him in the hand
HWR924 2 years ago
hwr924:
agreed..
not only that, it was tiny too =o
missunderstoodmaniac 2 years ago
hey you never know he could have gotten some superpower because thats the only reason i can think of that would keep him alive after getting hit by a meteorite. he might have gotten immortality at the point of impact. you can't say im wrong or this is stupid either because until he actually dies i could be right. well thats my opinion
BlaZiNTriNi2k9 2 years ago
what if he was already immortal and thats why he survived
arrkram 2 years ago
and why the fuck do i talk like a sim..... lmfao
TheUnheardHype 2 years ago 2
if i had a superpower, it would be to have immortality
xXdeadlyjuggaloXx 2 years ago
id hate to be immortal, all my friends, family, girlfriends,kids would die before me messed up
tunawrangler1 2 years ago
i guess but this might sound messed up though but u can always find new friends, girlfriends, and have new kids
xXdeadlyjuggaloXx 2 years ago
The porn music sounds like the music that Nat uses.
wildnose94 2 years ago
I got weird again didn't I? 0:15 lol
PlaceFirst 2 years ago
hahahahah that porn music at the start is the one used by communitychannel comment/pornmusic time !!! yeeeeeeeeey !!!
liketoknow7 2 years ago 2
are yo uaware some bitch said your rude@!!!!! i know you are actually
MrBallchinify 2 years ago
Wtf, 2 Stars?
TheMattStallion 2 years ago
No, 5?
evanarios 2 years ago
ha the beginning!!!!!
CatFlashBlue 2 years ago
Yeah, your down to Earth...
daBEATBEAST 2 years ago
my sis has the complete opposite problem, she has finger toes, toes that are long and skinny fingers. i used to call her moneky foot. lolololol
rainey53 2 years ago 2
that girl is crazy. that like getting shot and performing surgery on your self. perfect perfect choice of bamf
iloooooovveegoldfish 2 years ago
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wtf man those thumbs are nasty i have an 18 inch dick
FIRST POST
ImTheKobold 2 years ago
people don't like megan fox!!??!?!
RandomlyRantful 2 years ago
Mmm, yeah panic slooowly
fetusface123 2 years ago
chrons is a horrible disease, my sister has it
supersoundninja 2 years ago
Why the fuck DO you talk like a sim?
AntiChristAntiFail 2 years ago
thats not that bad, i've seen much worse cases of toe-thumb. at least its not all fat
RASandoval77 2 years ago
My brothers got Chrones disease, the doctors were determined that he was making all the symptoms up
chelsealouise1 2 years ago
keep talking about megan fox. shes hot
sportsrmylife25 2 years ago 2
ZIZAZIZA why the hell do i talk like a sim?
D0llyS0x 2 years ago
i want to hav that one power from the movie Push wher the dude changes the appearance on things.................. yea........
chamquita 2 years ago
if i had a super power i would want the power to read peoples genitals
xxzompirexx 2 years ago
slowly panicing, panicing slowly oh yeah
zxcvbnm714 2 years ago
2:51 = SO TRUE.
thank you phil. some people are so easy to criticise when they think no one can find out who they are and they can get away with being a berk.
havent had the internet in 2 months thanks to a crappy phone line and then a broken modem. so glad to be back watching your videos!
beanminion 2 years ago
dimensional travel, definately.
WanderAces 2 years ago
UMmmm ill feel stupid if im wrong ,but is it spelled crohn's disease? then its pronounced crones. long o. Don't mean to be a douche, i just know cause my uncle has it.
tyler73074 2 years ago
easily invisability!
cod4fan48 2 years ago
i would have hiro's power if he could keep it
RhodriR 2 years ago
Time travel. I would love to redo and relive so many things in my life.
aakk009 2 years ago
LMAO the sim thing XDD
Komihana 2 years ago
lol sim...
fallenxandxbroken 2 years ago
awesome vid!
Corigirl20 2 years ago
lmfao view lag!
ttyme411 2 years ago
being hit by a meteorite an't cool
but u r
Mega12volt 2 years ago
Go to the Danny Devito link, it is well worth it!
AJKILLS 2 years ago
"Why the fuck do I talk like a Sim?!" hahahaha. That is too funny, the thing that makes it so funny is that it was so random. ( : Great videos.
Katiebird1997 2 years ago 4
hahaha and there it goes that dream :[
rafasplace55 2 years ago
Thats crazy. my thumb is just like that. haha. Seriously.
BabyyCookiee 2 years ago
noobs
Thiren111 2 years ago