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  • My dad has it. He always pronounces it differently

  • i ran out of videos to watch of yours that were recent... so i decided to start watching all of your shows from like here haha (: i love you!

  • porn music/comment time

    community channel

  • makeup aids butthole?

  • TOE THUMB!!

  • Nearly two years since I've seen this and the HIV panic joke still gets me xD

  • *is playing sims* O.o

  • just wondering cuz fkd up things pop into my head...I wonder if anyone got turned on (;]) at the beginning

  • my super power would be the ability to change anything into anything else

  • Still my favorite episode.

  • i dont think magans that hot i mean im a girl so i shouldint but shes just not that pretty to me to yeah

  • YAY SIMS

  • ChrONE's disease, fucking retard.

  • anybody else here sick of seeing 'i wanna be a celebrity' teenagers on youtube...?

  • Thumbs up at Sims reference!

  • isn't that music from Nat's Porno Music/Comment time?

  • @Istaru97 yeah, a bunch of youtubers use the same music :)

  • I only watched this because I thought it said " Boy hit by Mennonite!!! And Lives!!"

  • u fail phil!

  • that happened to my sister. she had been feeling not well- the doctors kept on saying she was ok. She typed her symptoms into google and found she has Polycystic ovarian syndrome.

    Got tested for it and it came back positive. I thought the same thing-what the hell did the doctors even do then?

  • Toe thumbs! like in seinfeld!

    

  • QOTD: never run out of jizz.... ever...;)...!!

  • Fuck off haters, no1 forces you to watch this ^^

  • I could smash this guys face off a brick wall

  • i really don't think Megan Fox is hot... so people think i'm gay XD

  • do you play the sims? oh phil your awesome!!! <3

  • Why does everyone on this page want me dead.

  • 0:15 you stopped

  • thats called a "murderer's thumb" golook it up in a palm reading book lol

  • Really!? People who have unprotected sex for a living with one or more people who have unprotected sex for a living are getting AIDS? That's shocking!

  • Love the upbeat porn music and the HIV joke! Phil, work an HIV joke onto a sxephil T shirt and I will buy it! Something like; "HIV; Hot Ideal hot dog Vagina, Hot Ignorant Vagina, Hot Illuminati Vagina." I will buy a shit ton of those one (and give them to all my hot lady friends)

  • QOTD: To be able to kill really annoying inter... Oh crap.. Well, I wanna be able to turn stuff into money by sneezing on it.

  • QOTD: To be able to kill really annoying internet people.

  • lol fuckin danny devito is a drunken bastard. every body should watch that vid (more info)

  • I luvLUV natalie!! keke pornomusic / comment time! whoot-whoo! LOL shes awesome. raise ur hands if ur her fan!! haha

  • I want to printscreen everytime the video freezes. You always have the wierdest expressions.

  • That's the music that Natalie uses in porno music/comment time...

  • HAHAHA "why the fuck do I talk like a Sim?"

  • lmao why the fuck do i talk like a sim xD

  • Man dude are you really pissed or are is your eye color black?

  • haha yea i always thought it was weird that they called it practicing medicine. Sorry i wont someone who is a pro

  • Oh wow, I've never met anyone who has thumbs like me. I have toe thumbs too! I don't feel as weird now, hahaha.

  • "why the fuck do i talk like a sim??" - hahahaha, and this is why i think you're the cutest thing ever!

  • lol thats funny because Hiro now has a Tumor

  • THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!

  • panicking slowly hmm..

  • 2:00 "Why the fuck do i talk like a sim?" XD

  • no it does count when viewed in facebook

  • lol community channel music =]

  • its the porno music from community channel!! woohoo

  • reading minds

  • hah i love the song  xD

  • time travel

  • you sound soo familiar!!

  • he sounds like that guy whos jokes make everyone laugh at the party.

  • i have the same thumbs!

  • Or did he get secret superpowers?

  • mmm panicing slowly i like it when you panic slowly mmm.... this just got creepy.

    LMAO

  • "byu byu byu, why is the camera on" haha, this is the best video ive ever seen!

  • I honestly don't think I've ever laughed this hard! This is probably the funniest episode I've seen yet!

    "Why the hell do I talk like a sim?" lol!!!!

  • Check out the wiki page on Gerrit Blank. The kid's full of it.

  • Right, because wikipedia ALWAYS tells the truth...

    Oh, I'm sorry, this is writing. Here, let me clear this up--that was sarcasm.

    Just making sure it's clear.

  • Inaccuracies with Wikipedia not with standing, the story is false. The explanation of how a meteorite passes through the atmosphere is good at that page. In order for one to reach the ground at cosmic velocity it must have a mass exceeding that of the column of atmosphere it passes through. A pea sized stone can not do this.

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  • The boy who claims he was hit by a meteorite is lying. Please see meteorite-identification(dot)c­om(slash)mwnews(slash)blank(do­t)html

  • LOLL phil=life

  • Why the fuck do i talk like a sim! lol

  • SHUT UP........ goshhh!!!

  • Flight. And the ability to transform.

    Shape of: Megan Fox's Tampon!

  • I want super strength and super speed

  • Hey!

    I have an eight-teen inch dick and I'm gonna critise chicks that wouldn't even look at me!

    Yeah!

  • I wasn't saying 'stfu' to Phil I was saying it to the other douchbags who don't agree.

  • thanks for giving somethin for the boys

  • My best friend has "toe thumbs" and everyone always says she has the cutest hands ever so stfu. I mean nobody really looks like the people on the front of magizines, they computer alter those picture so much, that those models don't even really look like themselves.

  • Did you just say 'stfu' to Phil about the whole toe thumb thing, even though he has just spent about a minute explaining why people who think that 'toe thumbs' make you ugly are douche bags..? Silly man.

  • AHHHHHH why are you so obsessed with magen fox! She hot but seriously, shes not that great of an actor.

  • I dont like megan fox I dont get why everyone thinks shes hot

  • finally someone who thinks like me

  • LMAO .. why the fuck do i talk like a sim. made my day.

  • XD dam a teenager took her own sample and then found her disease with a fucking microscope god... makes me wonder

    Rotflol hiro loses his powers every like 30 min into the episode and then ando is like noes and then hes like nevermind...TEEHEE

  • Pause at 0:29

    Best still ever.

  • 0:35 is better

  • @Cheetanaruto not really

  • @Cheetanaruto how did you find that loser

  • Humans can be so fragile, and yet so F***ing tough!

  • croh-nz no cronz

  • Sims reference! Fucking love you!

  • YESH!!!! SIMS FTW <3

  • Haha, he took CommunityChannel's porno music.

  • pretty sure isabelle lucas from transformers is aussie and is a lot hotter than megan fox

  • wow he really loves Megan fox!

  • wow he really loves Megan fox's outfits!

  • whats bamf mean

  • It means Bad Ass Mother Fucker...BAMF!

  • I would like a mix of all the powers from the family in the movie "The Incredibles"  Speed, invisibility, strength, elasticity, & whatever the baby does 8D

  • he kicks ass!

    he has better powers then aaaaaallll of them!

  • shit was so cash lolz

  • i would have a power to have any power i wanted! !!AT THE SAME TIME!! 8D

  • hahaha. i must have paused the video like 50 times and each time i did, it was on such a funny face! =P

  • my power would be Toe Thumbs

  • Ewart97, You're stupid. METEORS, and METEORITES, and usually by the time they get to our level of the atmosphere they're tiny yes, but not always, and metors are the meteorites that haven't entered the atmosphere yet DUMBASS

  • I'd get the ability to alter reality.

  • Your reality or other people's?

  • hey we're always gonna gossip and make rumors about her and anyone else no matter how hot or how much of a dirty whore they are, right? hehe, my super power would be to summon Chuck Norris anytime, anywhere.

  • i would totally have the power to tap into other people's powers. and once i tap into them, i would always have them.

  • That would be a pointless power if no one else had powers.

  • Mietiors kill people not miterorites because thier just small rocks from it

  • yes because of you i saw boobies on my birthday!!!!!!!!!

  • lmao that was a good one philll

  • haha hiro gets a tumor lolz... what the fuck was with the sword anyway?

  • what is so bad about a little tits on youtube

  • it is currently 8:21 pm

  • ok you gave something for the boys, what about the girls? my superpower would be reading minds. I've always wanted to know what people around me were thinking.

  • same here lol

  • haha it just seems so cool to me! like, you know when you walk up to someone and you know they were talking about something, but then you go up to them and they say "nothing" ? i'd love to read their mind and know what they were saying. :)

  • i know! :p but we all know they're lying when they say "nothing" and then when you walk away they're always glancing at you or something

  • yeahh they never hide it very well :P

  • lool they fail hard :p

  • mhm it's really funny :P

  • u r so cute.. mainly when the video is buffering; freezing u at any moment.. ironically like time travel.. except u are the one not travelling.. hehe!

    great job! ciao

  • i miss that intro

  • I really like the intro song you used in this video, you shold use it in your new videos ;P

  • of course he survived

    the meteorite hit him in the hand

  • hwr924:

    agreed..

    not only that, it was tiny too =o

  • hey you never know he could have gotten some superpower because thats the only reason i can think of that would keep him alive after getting hit by a meteorite. he might have gotten immortality at the point of impact. you can't say im wrong or this is stupid either because until he actually dies i could be right. well thats my opinion

  • what if he was already immortal and thats why he survived

  • and why the fuck do i talk like a sim..... lmfao

  • if i had a superpower, it would be to have immortality

  • id hate to be immortal, all my friends, family, girlfriends,kids would die before me messed up

  • i guess but this might sound messed up though but u can always find new friends, girlfriends, and have new kids

  • The porn music sounds like the music that Nat uses.

  • I got weird again didn't I? 0:15 lol

  • hahahahah that porn music at the start is the one used by communitychannel comment/pornmusic time !!! yeeeeeeeeey !!!

  • are yo uaware some bitch said your rude@!!!!! i know you are actually

  • Wtf, 2 Stars?

  • No, 5?

  • ha the beginning!!!!!

  • Yeah, your down to Earth...

  • my sis has the complete opposite problem, she has finger toes, toes that are long and skinny fingers. i used to call her moneky foot. lolololol

  • that girl is crazy. that like getting shot and performing surgery on your self. perfect perfect choice of bamf

  • people don't like megan fox!!??!?!

  • Mmm, yeah panic slooowly

  • chrons is a horrible disease, my sister has it

  • Why the fuck DO you talk like a sim?

  • thats not that bad, i've seen much worse cases of toe-thumb. at least its not all fat

  • My brothers got Chrones disease, the doctors were determined that he was making all the symptoms up

  • keep talking about megan fox. shes hot

  • ZIZAZIZA why the hell do i talk like a sim?

  • i want to hav that one power from the movie Push wher the dude changes the appearance on things.................. yea........

  • if i had a super power i would want the power to read peoples genitals

  • slowly panicing, panicing slowly oh yeah

  • 2:51 = SO TRUE.

    thank you phil. some people are so easy to criticise when they think no one can find out who they are and they can get away with being a berk.

    havent had the internet in 2 months thanks to a crappy phone line and then a broken modem. so glad to be back watching your videos!

  • dimensional travel, definately.

  • UMmmm ill feel stupid if im wrong ,but is it spelled crohn's disease? then its pronounced crones. long o. Don't mean to be a douche, i just know cause my uncle has it.

  • easily invisability!

  • i would have hiro's power if he could keep it

  • Time travel. I would love to redo and relive so many things in my life.

  • LMAO the sim thing XDD

  • lol sim...

  • awesome vid!

  • lmfao view lag!

  • being hit by a meteorite an't cool

    but u r

  • Go to the Danny Devito link, it is well worth it!

  • "Why the fuck do I talk like a Sim?!" hahahaha. That is too funny, the thing that makes it so funny is that it was so random. ( : Great videos.

  • hahaha and there it goes that dream :[

  • Thats crazy. my thumb is just like that. haha. Seriously.

  • noobs