Screw Attack's Top Ten Ho Ho Hoes

[SamusSuperStar]

2:15 Which version of Zangeif's theme is that?

[gameboycolor47]

wait if capcom never acknolaged that it's a boy/girl then what if it is a girl but it all points towards being a guy but if the japanese goverment freaked out about it which points towards it being a girl BUT capcom never said it was but it's not like capcom is famous for making transvestites unlike nintendo so.... "head explodes"

guess it's just anopther gameing mystery feel srry for the guys who never knew it's dark secret... if it has one... i don't know anymore im gunna stop thinking now...

[blastercore]

@gameboycolor47 It's no mystery 0,0 She was initially made a woman but ' re-named ' a male since back then it was bad news to beat up woman. Still initially and still THE original is female.

[gameboycolor47]

@blastercore soooo.... it's a girl?

[blastercore]

@gameboycolor47 Yeah no matter how anyone else mentions it, she's a girl. No matter how many times 're-named' to a male the initial design is a girl.

[gameboycolor47]

@blastercore lol yes the mestry is over now gamers won't feel odd about it xD

[GuillerMak37]

That Marian woman... WHAT A BITCH! >:(

[BlakeJamesEpicBlog]

how did i know peach would show up?

[curseddragonninja22]

posion is a shemale nuf said

[2BadGanje]

Marian totally remembers the saying "Bros before Hoes"; she just takes great pleasure in averting it.

[TheSpawnfan]

Poison is a girl, but, on the US version they made her a guy

[humanLucifer]

@TheSpawnfan not really, poison originally was a girl, but when the us started whining about hitting women in a game she was changed into a guy. also in japan, because they don't care and just play the game

[noname76761]

@TheRj678 I know. I just rarely see people use the abbreviation MK for anything except Mortal Kombat.

[noname76761]

@GhettoKarter1992 Peach was in Mortal Kombat 7? I really need to replay that game then...

[TheRj678]

@noname76761 Mario Kart 7.

[masterofdoom5000]

On number one at least you won't need protection cos after the punch she takes in the beginning, I don't think she's gonna be having kids.

[DOOMRPG]

Whats your comment on STD'S (my trollface is on)

[boobiesareawesome200]

nintendo loved seeing it

[drifter402]

just wait till they see castle crashers

[GhettoKarter1992]

@3:58, peach may be a ho (in your say), but she's really cute in SMBSS and recent Mario games esp MK7 and Wii Mario Kart

[GhettoKarter1992]

Ms Pac Man is the best Arcade game I ever played lmao!

[LadyCorsaires]

How does having a sex change make someone a whore? Bridget must be a mega whore then.

[Dwavenhobble]

Number 5 is what I expected when I found out there was a Karate Kid 4 film with a female Karate Kid who was meant to be 18 in the story............ Lets just say that's not what it ended up as much to most peoples disappointment

[TheCommenter77]

holy s*** peach f***ed a dinosaur

[casabeyaa]

@TheCommenter77 This Unfaithful cock tease!

[Dwavenhobble]

@TheCommenter77

Just like 99% of the worlds Gold diggers do.......

[dethtreex]

@TheCommenter77

It's the internet man. Stop censoring yourself, because it's pretty much the same thing.

[Doberboy218]

wait, I believe the japanese govt. was fine about the "girl" getting beat on by dudes and it was the american govt. that flipped out which caused the change!

[AgonyofCrimson]

Screwattack is AWESOME! FUCK TOP 10 FTW!

[ShotgunHoward]

@AgonyofCrimson True. Steve and Larson's got nothing on Stuttering Craig, Handsome Tom and Nervous Nick!

[LucienofTheLight]

even if she si a guy, i would still totally have sex with poison. i really would

[Fingolfin3423]

What's the background music playing from 6:05-6:27?

[MetalGearOliverMK2]

@AtomicLugia ROSALINA?!? She's just...NO! She never deliberaltey gets kidnapped, and she's emo!

white mage is a FREAKING CHICKEN and the others are POKEMON!

Unless you mean from team charm, because they are hoes

[Ese1Pac]

@TheXarosProject Dicks before chicks.... oh wait...

[wufflord]

Leisure suit Larry did wear a condom in the first game

[AtomicLugia]

Rosalina should have the first place, not some bitch from some fighting game! Princess Rosalina ist the true beauty and hot (Motorbike gear). Mariane ist just a pixel heap.

And where's Cynthia, white mage and Gardevoir/Lopunny?

[Forgottenmemoriez]

@AtomicLugia just cuz gardevoir and lopunny are the same look both genders, they ain't hoes :P

[bbutters2]

Well considering the professional bodybuilding world in real life is full of gay men(not dissing, I like gay people) I would say Zangief is most certainly gay, he'd still kick the piss out of any straight guy.

[dietargo]

@TheXarosProject brethren before wenchs

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

@TheXarosProject Hell, I'd take dying over sex.

[SalaComMander]

Jeez...why can't people understand that MS. Pac Man is not MRS. Pac Man. SHE'S HIS F*CKING SISTER!!!

[SInisterSaga]

@SalaComMander And the award for this years Ultimate Nerd goes to...

[SalaComMander]

@SInisterSaga

*sniff* Oh wow, I'm so not deserving of this award. There's so many people I'd like to thank...

[Doberboy218]

@SalaComMander tHATS FUCKED UP! They had a baby together! O_o

[SalaComMander]

@Doberboy218

Oh well...crazier stuff has happened in games.

[enterthebox123]

FUN TIP!

There is a original reason why princess Peach got kidnapped.

The original story is that Bowser turned people of the Mushroom Kingdom into pipes (does Mario goes through) and blocks (those Mario hits to get coins an power ups).

And princess Peach was the only one who was able to change them back. For this, that is why Bowser kidnapped her, and imprison her in his castle.

[enterthebox123]

However, these days, that seems to have changed and just that Bowsers in love with her or something. Like on "Super Paper Mario" where Bowser try to marry the princess.

[nejikath]

Princess Peach loves to be kidnapp. I'm sure Bowser have a bigger penis than Mario.

[residentevilmusical]

#1 OMGWTF Moment: POISEN IS A DUDE!! OMGWTF!

[thelordzenkai]

at least peach keeps her figure

[sonic47central]

Wait, Now Do Not tell Me That There Are Not Naked Boobs On This List, #6/#5

[TheMhn5]

the ending to double dragon reminds me of the final level in the first lego star wars

[gamesbyjet]

posin accoring to wikipedia is transgender so she a chick with a man's special parts she also has bobies

[devlin0497]

@gamesbyjet so she's a he then

[sagax05]

i refuse to acknowledge posien is a dude xD. no matter how hard a tranny guys he will never look like that xd.

[Ninjadude973]

 #5

fapfapfapfapfap

[bigoltatazz]

4:23 Let me suck your cock 4:39 And pussy

LOL

[dixiekongfan1]

Link is a boy slut/hoe lol

[16bitMatt]

4:13 lmfao

[misa18amaneyt]

I don't think number 2 is a knock against transvestites, Poison's outfit is extremely fetishy and impractical

[KidGoku64]

i new peach was a hoe >:)

[DoomGamer3000]

poison = Envy from FMA

[Superprogamer1000]

@DoomGamer3000 But I knew Envy was a guy...I mean an it....from the first time I saw him/her/whatever.

Posion you need a tablet or something cause you can't fucking tell!

[reemer911]

looks like its not homies over hoes

[Callkid101killfurrie]

Here is another to be in that List Isabellia From DA2

[sonicmaster95]

#2 Capcom should tell us if poison is a dude or chick

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

@1shoryuken Shes a male in the us to avoid female fighting, but shes still a woman

[1shoryuken]

im still confused about Posions sex o_0

[supergamerdude100]

@1shoryuken poison basically is a transgender post in the us and pre in japan

[1shoryuken]

@supergamerdude100 oh, thank you. I always thought that Akira Yasuda was covering his ass from angry feminists by saying "thoes enemies arn't female, they're... transvestites, yeah that is what they are" lol.

[supergamerdude100]

@1shoryuken lol alot of people think that

[TheDeadpoolOwns]

10: Ugh. WTF?

9: She's eating power pellets, not naked balls.

8: Sweet lord!

7: LOL! Obviously I've lost it.

6: Classic.

5: GOD! I LOVE THIS!

4: Peach So THAT'S where the kids came from!

3: Oh Link you perv!

2: POISON IS A GUY AND A GIRL!?! W.T.F!

1: Thank God she died in DD3. Bitch.

[SpeedRacer98683]

NUMBER 10... too fucking loud NUMBER 9... too fucking loud NUMBER 8... too fucking loud NUMBER 7... too fucking loud NUMBER 6... too fucking loud NUMBER 5... too fucking loud NUMBER 4... too fucking loud NUMBER 3... too fucking loud NUMBER 2... too fucking loud NUMBER 1... too fucking loud this shit needs to be fixed

[CraigGame]

@SpeedRacer98683 that or you can just turn your volume down...fucking idiot

[SpeedRacer98683]

@CraigGame

so then i cant hear the audio when they are talking,only when they announce the numbers? lol all they have to do is normalize the audio so its the same volume throughout.

[killerblocks]

Wait poison is a dude? o.o i need to wash my eyes now....

[RikuAnsem1]

Ms.Pacman makes a good ho she eats balls till she dies XD

[marupage83]

i still consider poison as a girl just by her original design

[datboitmic]

These guys are racist somehow...

[ShadowFireTopia]

4:12 Chuggaaconroy text?

[abt7217tc]

Bastila Shan in KOTOR is a slut, and her tits are the largest in vg history.

[CommanderOfTheSun]

@abt7217tc Tifa > Shan...just sayin.

[TheEmivader]

LOL with the toads in the backround at 4:22

[TheDoopliss2]

Peach must have a 1,000 babys with bowser every time shes kidnaped, where else do you think bowser gets 10,000 koopas to send after Mario? Urrg, I dont need to know where the Goombas come from. -_-

[MicahSps]

April O'Niel and her walk of shame from the sewer grate.

[AFLoneWolf]

Gotta throw my nomination for Isabella from Dragon Age 1 and 2

[LuigiLonLon]

Actually Is just Poison only, Roxy is confirmed to be a chick

[Psych02204]

Screwattack, you're the most lovable guys on the planet (nothing gay meant). I have been having a lot of problems with my life lately, but whenever I feel down, I come watch another top10 from Screwattack, and it helps me take my mind off things.. Thank you!

[SwimyGreen]

2:00 0_0

[LolEYEHasFun]

isnt this the fag from household hacker?

[scottski02]

Aphrodite from GoW 3 should have been on this list! Not only does she have naked chicks that wait on her (if you know what I mean), she cheats with EVERYONE!!!!!

[sickweirdo]

I can imagine these guys....3:12 made me stop typing and I forgot what I was going to say.

[chosenxeno]

@sickweirdo LOL i'm about to look it up. How could I have missed this!

[MiKe050992]

#5 was the best!!!

[LinksGamingHammerBro]

Guys Peach didnt do THAT with Bowser. Thats Daisy :)

[Sonicwizrd]

@LinksGamingHammerBro you idiot that wasnt daisy!!!!!

[TheGameMaster3370]

ill never play pacman again now that i know he likes balls.

[IHugShortPeople]

10-XD

9-no offense, but that was really stupid. :/

7-it doesn't even look like he does that

5-whoever's idea it was to make that game needs to be beaten hard with a spiky frying pan

4-you know, I never thought of that before....

3-funny, but ReDeads are even bigger whores. They hump EVERYTHING.

2-Just because someone is a transvestite, that automatically makes them a ho?...

[scottski02]

@IHugShortPeople #5 agree with completely

[cloudcutter81]

Am I the only one who wants to shout "TOADSTOOL!!!" when they got to Princess peach?

[itsdonewith]

its weird how at 6:52 the guy comes from no where and punches her in the stomach, kinda random also how they run after him RIGHT after he leaves with her....

[AcctNo4]

Bros before hoes (7:08)

[Idontknownation78]

Why Link I don't understand but other than that it was a good list

[KjeldvanKeulen]

@Idontknownation78 his sword looks like his penis is outside his pants...

[mackattack7309]

wait if one of the koopalings is named Morton koopa jr. then does that mean Bowsers real name is Morton?

[Bridgettefan231]

@mackattack7309 no, morton was Bowser's father.

[mackattack7309]

@Bridgettefan231 where do you figure that out?

[Bridgettefan231]

@mackattack7309 I read it in Nintendo Power.

[mackattack7309]

@Bridgettefan231 oh ok....they should have him show up in a game

[zenthex1234]

YOU'RE A HOOKER!!!

[DarkLink741]

how is link a hoe its the fucking chicks and if link whas the hoe you whoud see that stuff in more zelda games

[woutermen2]

in the first game larry wears a condom ;0

[Drweegee640]

10: Ew

9: *sarcstic laugh*

8. Makes sense

7. He actually does look like a perv.

6. Why the hell is larry not number 1? I think the main concept of the game being that you have to fuck chicks is enough for number 1. And he does wear a condom in the first game. If you don't, then his dick blows up.

5. 0.o

4. Agreed

3. Link, why? Oh why?

2. 0.o what the hell? Ew.

1. Shoulda been number 2. No doubt she's a bitch though.

[journeymanX]

If you think gief is a ho, check out Hakan

[TimtheBigDaddy]

what the fuck is a jimi hat?

[SonnyJWright]

@TimtheBigDaddy a condom

[jelli231]

lol...cake

[JackieHoute]

On which console is number 5?hehehe

[gangstahyena]

@JackieHoute Its on pc!!!!!!!!!

[haxproductions1]

lol ring king

[ShadowWolfRising]

10. XD

9. meh

8. 0_0

7. XD

6. honestly, i can't argue about that at all. he may even deserve number first

5. 0_0 holy shit

4. maybe, not sure though.

3. XD that was funny.

2. now, exactly what made he/she a ho? just cause hes transvestite alot of dudes thought was a chick? not exactly a good reason in my opinion

1. kinda, but kinda think Larry might be more of a ho.

[xtremeist02]

does anyone know which zangief theme is that \

[MicahTheZombie]

He's not punching her in the stomach...

[Yahnabogomaz]

i still think that Poison is hot =3

[WTFGamingX]

If Mrs pacman has eats balls does that make Pacman gay?!?!?!

[Foilsdown]

@WTFGamingX yeah. it does. pacman is a fag.

[soric16]

@WTFGamingX nah..... it makes him bi sexual!

[hfcworld]

@WTFGamingX no

[Slayerthecrow]

@WTFGamingX well he will Bi for his wife

But in my opinion the princess from Pronce Of Percia Sands of time is a really hooker

SHE SEDUCE THE PRINCES, SHE SLEEP WITH HIM AND SHE STEAL THE MAGICAL DAGGER FROM THE PRINCE

And that is what a hooker does

Steal to his costumer

[kristjenM]

@WTFGamingX i think hes into both genders hes weird that way

[SakarakiTheSlayer]

@WTFGamingX yes

[Qjackful]

@WTFGamingX Is that the philosoraptor in you talking?

[juanokillerba]

@WTFGamingX yes it does

[micheal1528]

@WTFGamingX no it just makes him confused XD

[snax1500]

mabey peach got raped by bowser

[PSFanMike]

@snax1500: Well, that would explain where Bowser's 7 Koopa Kids came from.

[encfam]

You bastards.

[SunburstGuitarsDan]

OMG Marian is the worst

[Xfan17]

I agree about peach she is a whore.

[DyteTheHedgehog1]

Link?!?

[Jevonful]

i agree with on number 4 i

wonder if peach wants mario to

die or something every game

save peach