Opie and anthony: Two and a half Men

[donniedarkodevotte]

How the scene should have went:

"Hey dad. What's a booty call?"

"Go to your room, you failed abortion. I'm going to fuck this incredibly hot woman who's impossibly out of my league until my dick bleeds!"

*cue uncomfortable laughter from audience

[LondonPride25]

A comedy show with a laughter track is like a restaurant that has photos of their dishes. There's a very good chance it's going to be shit.

[AegisNova]

Boy, if I'd known you didn't actually have to be funny, I'd have gone into radio.

[TommYYZ]

I like the show, and i like op and ant. However, I think this rant is all about jealousy of success, much of what happens on the op and ant show.

[AttackMyAss]

Another show with terrible, terrible, relentless one-liners...

Ugh..

[rqbuchanan]

That most sitcoms are abhorrent and have always been so does not concern me.

Adults are still saying booty call.

[johnfreyan]

It's comforting to know that it's not weird to think that Two and a Half Men is one of the worst travesty ever occurred on the brown screen. Literally everyone I know think the show is amazing, and I was beginning to worry there.

This gets continually renewed, while unbelievably amazing shows like Arrested Development get cancelled. For Christ's sake...

[KevinLounsberry]

holy balls, two and a half men is terrible.

[eddefy22]

thanks for including the video.

[Shargrailar]

To explain tv sitcoms being popular I have to believe alot of people are conditioned to think something is funny if a laugh track is played.

[MrQkumber]

@Shargrailar Exactly! So when they miss a lame punch line, they hear a fake audience laugh which makes them assume it's the funniest thing in the world and they can be apart of the crowd. Kind of sad actually.

[hypnocil10]

two half morons

this show is the biggest disgrace in TV history

[HittokiriBatosai]

Radio holes...

[djre81]

@HittokiriBatosai What?

[HittokiriBatosai]

@djre81 In another episode of O&A, they along with Louis CK tear into people who deconstruct a joke and suck all the fun and humour out of it, labeling this type of radio host as "radio holes," a hole through which humour goes through and comes straight out, unprocessed. Pretty much exactly what they're doing here. Here: watch?v=WF_v9f7wnfk

[rocknrollporn]

@HittokiriBatosai radio holes stop funny bits because they deem them inapropriate. 2 and a half men is the lowest common denominator of humor and theyre trashing it. 2 totally different situations.

[Vetis213]

@HittokiriBatosai not the same, to be a hole the material they are sucking the joke out of actually has to be funny. 2 and a half men is utter utter shit.

[blewidescorpio]

Do You Edit Visual With The Audio In All Your Video's??

[Ferreira018]

@blewidescorpio No, I try to match up the audio and video if there is video for what they're talking about.

[blewidescorpio]

@Ferreira018 It Definitely Adds To The Experience

[sathanaful]

I HATE THE FUCKING LAUGHT TRACKS.

[sathanaful]

if you watch this show without the laught tracks its just totally ridiculous...

[sathanaful]

I HATE THE FUCKING NASCAR CHANNEL.

[chuckyko]

I totally agree. 21/2 Men sucks ass, dumbest show on television...ever.

[sqweebel]

lol I like how the fourth video that shows up when i type "unfunny sitcom" in the search bar is about Two and a Half Men.

[Sahrinzs]

It is true. It is dumbed down for ease of understanding.

[CertifiedGooner729]

I scratch my head in amazement why this show is such a huge success. It goes to show that this country has fucking awful taste.

[RMilvae]

I don't know any of the characters names. lol

[ItsOttis]

this was actually a pretty funny scene

[RMilvae]

@ItsOttis How was it funny?

[iscream22]

The kid is like 12 here and can't figure out what a booty call is? I was stealin penthouses from 7 11 at 10 lol

[MrDandman]

don't see them make a tv show

[Bebopopotamus]

@MrDandman Nice grammar buddy.

[IanHalperin1]

Perfect sync, sir!

[hippotoast]

Jimmy likes Alan Partridge? I love this guy more every day.

[TheCaliCapitalist]

Some of this show is funny and its not a not a bad show.

[whb786]

@TheCaliCapitalist Die slowly. Please die slowly

[dnttalktomeh]

@whb786 LMFAO That was hilarious

[prontoshadylane]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Freshhhhh1982]

One of the worst sitcoms ever.

[brucearthurduncan]

why dont you guys make a funnier show? and make 1.8 mil per episode?

[jmvasquez]

@brucearthurduncan They do have a funnier show. Also they make a SHITLOAD of money. 

[Bebopopotamus]

@brucearthurduncan Are you really getting mad?

[DanielDamascusKimery]

WINNING!!!

[purplenurps]

The opie and anthony of the sitcom world

[homemadepie91]

@RanDoM8442 CHARLIE SHEEN IS AWESOME ...at beating women.

[TxBoarHunter]

Ferreira-Good burn on pubpukenfight.......actually, good burn on most the cunts on this vid

[Ferreira018]

@TxBoarHunter Thanks for the kind words sir.

[Talloweed]

What kind of sitcom writer has a character introduce herself with, "Time for a BOO-ty CALL!"

[Everything234]

@Talloweed A talented one.

[AlbertEinsteinJr]

horrible writing. Charlie Sheen is funnier when he's partying with porn stars, doing coke and going to the hospital.

[BronanTheGNARbarian]

17 years old really?

[lucasfunkt]

Where did they interview Steve Coogan, shame this clip cuts off just as they talk about Alan Patridge.

[ghostwhiskey]

goddddd that show is fucking ridiculous,i cringe watching that clip

[ghostwhiskey]

holy fuck that girls hot

[DaveRocky27]

DOUCHE CHILLS!! MY GOD!

[Leatherbubba]

I hate most sitcoms.  Seinfeld and Married with Children are the good ones.

[Spectic]

I didn't know what a booty call was til I was 14.

Still, 2.5 Men is crap.

[sngoku]

Californication is the Personification of Unrealistic relationships! Tell me 1 episode in the 1st 2 seasons where that ant-social loser didnt fuck a hottie! Even those who hate him clearly end up in his bed by the end of the day. And they never explain how. So Cali is not only unreal but boring. AT LEAST 2.5 is funny! It has lots of babes to keep your Diks happy too!

[sngoku]

Y dont u show the clip where Kandy was in a Bikini and the kid couldnt keep his eyes off of her rack with his mother nearby?

[sngoku]

That was one of the worst clips to show. There are tons of great ones! But this was one of the worst ones without knowing the episode.

[BJZnRPZ]

they ran out of ideas, it's been all done before..

[EmperorEva0001]

i love this show, it gives me something to hare more then my rectal cancer

[182511419139208]

Jimmy farts

[ptomczak16]

nothing beats the three stooges

[TomMSTie1138]

The only laugh the audio got from me was one of embarrassment.

[Okin17]

Take out the laugh track and it's boring as fuck.

[TomMSTie1138]

@Okin17 It's just as boring with the laugh track.

[pubpukeNfight]

you put too much work into this

faggot

[Ferreira018]

@pubpukeNfight If you consider this work, then I'm assuming you weigh about 300 lbs.

[ratm002]

@pubpukeNfight Someone's a Two and a Half Men fan!!!!!!!

[Wubnig]

@pubpukeNfight What a pathetic fuck you must be... He's a faggot for editing a video? What the fuck do you do that's so productive?

[Strand0410]

Two and a half men is the worst 'comedy' show I've ever seen. The half track is like 50% of its running time and otherwise, they're making all these weird pauses at unfunny punchlines.

And I'm expected to believe that these 2 bumbling, blubbery, middle-aged losers are supposed to hook up with these gorgeous women every episode?

[sirLEVITSKY]

TWO AND THE HALF MEN IS FUCKING AWESOME! I really like Opie & Anthony, some shit are too edgy for my senses I have to admit, but nevertheless I disagree on that one. TWO and THE HALF MEN IS SICKKKK

[aq2111]

they took one of the worst clips from the show. I'm shocked that O&A don't like this show. Charlie is basically based on all of them, he makes allot of $ for doing very little (similar to opie j/k), he's a complete drunk (Ant) and the speed dials on his phone are all hookers (lil jimmy).

I admit that I still watch this show b/c it's dumb funny. It gives a few chuckles.  Not the greatest show but it gives me a laugh. Ant's line about replacing the kid with an amputtee is priceless.

[EmoSceneKid654]

I was completely unaware that "booty call" was still used...I thought that died around the same time as Tupac and plaid shirts.

[TigerTaint]

candy's hot

[xg4bx]

holy fuck jon cryer is a stammering faggot

[cxc410]

I dont think many of todays shows are funny. 

[mindstormsabrewin]

Someone gets paid a six figure salary to write this kind of swill.

[Beatnick79]

The writers of this show should be shot.

[182511419139208]

that show could have pulled it off if they didnt drag it out with the uhh uhhh uhh

[Terbyn]

Hey, where's the rest? I want to know what Jimmy has to say about Steve Coogan!

[Oh4Chrissake]

Have you got any more of this audio? I'm interested to hear all of what Jimmy Norton had to say about 'I'm Alan Partridge'.

[FlankerVT]

that show fucking sucks balls. but charlie sheen is fucking cool, so people watch it anyway. That fat kid is annoying. I want to punch him in the face.

This show is so awful.

I miss married with children. T_T

[Superman5000The]

Here's another stereotypical dynamic that's used in sitcoms - they portray the female lead to be this smart, bitchy, cunt of a hole and the male as this stupid, emasculated man who can't do anything without his wife guiding him.

[DannyGrowth]

I've never seen Two and a half men. Good lord it's awful.

[cjbos81]

Mock all you want.

Charlie Sheen has gotten, and will get, more pussy than all of us combined. Ever! In his mansion. Pussy! Money!...Pussy!

[saintrith]

@cjbos81 Who the hell cares?! Why would you use that as a means of evaluating someone's success? At least I can wake up every morning and look at myself in the mirror and know that I'm not some sleazy mediocre hack. Charlie Sheen has no talent or integrity and he's not worth emulating. Dude, there's more to life than money and women.

[thefriendsociety]

@saintrith what platoon was a badass movie, even uh wallstreet was alright

[pwnpower]

The worst part about the show is the fat boy. I would love nothing more than to slap the shit out of him.

[reciprokal]

"he looks like a teenager"

He should, he's 17!  How old is this kid gonna get before he has actually heard of sex?

[Dionysus187]

Awkward comedies are utter shit. Here is easily half a season of shit show premises: 1.Got the wrong suit/too small crazy looking 2.Juggling two dates on the same night 3.Hide new GF/BF from ex 4.whacky new neighbor 5.parents visiting 6.visiting parents 7.some kid comes upon something sexy/adult 8.Female lead is bitchy the whole episode 9.Have to rent a small awkward car 10.Crazy person from the past visits(guest star) 11.kid got piercing/tattoo 12.new pet. All. Shit. Not funny ever.

[fredlburrows]

Anthony: "That is............horrid."

[ladyjaneheath]

opie or anthony (can't tell who is who they both sound exactly the same) stole that amputee joke from Family Guy. These idiots are funny how?

[Ferreira018]

@ladyjaneheath They've been around longer than Family Guy. I hope your not implying Family Guy is funny....

[ladyjaneheath]

@Ferreira018 I know how long they've been around and I can tell you Family Guy did it first. And although Family Guy's humour is sometimes cheap it's funnier than this crap. Oh and your opinion isn't everyone elses so stop being a jackass... oh wait you are one.

[0livia0live]

@ladyjaneheath- For this video, his opinion IS everybody else's because we like Opie and Anthony. Not Two and a Half Men. Go comment on a video that's in favor of that show if their commentary makes you so upset. No one likes a spammer.

[ladyjaneheath]

@0livia0live That doesn't make any sense. Take an english class and get back to me.

[BBNick76]

@Ferreira018 9 month old comment, but i dont care, your a fucking boy whos mother is a cunt

[Ferreira018]

@BBNick76 On that we can agree. You don't have to get defensive because you like an awful show.

[BBNick76]

@Ferreira018 my bad bro, replyed to wrong comment, sorry.

[Atheieye]

@Ferreira018 How can you say Family guy isn't funny?

[antivercetti]

@Atheieye Like this: Family Guy isn't funny.

[Vurdox]

@ladyjaneheath stole from family guy...haha, fucking nerd go to bed

[ladyjaneheath]

@Vurdox Ha-ha. Come back when you have something better to say that doesn't sound like a 6 year old wrote it.

[boothesquirrel]

@ladyjaneheath completely different

[ladyjaneheath]

@boothesquirrel not at all.

[boothesquirrel]

@ladyjaneheath totally obvious and noticeable

[williamherbert]

@ladyjaneheath You can't tell who is who because you don't listen to them. It becomes very obvious after a week or so.

[huezo92703]

@ladyjaneheath & Family Guy's the hallmark of originality, because they've NEVER stolen a joke or a plot line from anything, have they? No, no.... not at all, not ever..

[Nutbustin1]

@ladyjaneheath What an idiot. The guys sound nothing alike.

[bijouxmiu]

They really are! they are ALLLLL the fucking same. The horrid thing is that i live in norway and all the big television channels air show after show of american sitcoms and they are all shitty we get the garbage they cancel in america. like "grounded for life" its so boring. Its like their trash is our treasure to the tv stations but its still all just trash.

[DrRemulack]

That clip is HORRENDOUS!

[wokoutwarrior]

@sweiland75 Why listen then?

[Ferreira018]

@wokoutwarrior ....Not really sure what your point is, I just know you didn't make one.

[Ferreira018]

@sweiland75 They're jocks, not NASA scientists. Calm down.

[glammmetal]

Jim is right Alan Partridge is very funny... they have some of his tv clips on here

[DannyGrowth]

I hate Two and a Half Men. It's the Home Improvement of this decade. Both deserve to be staked in the heart and explode as their undead humor meets the light of day.

[deathpoetquotin]

who the hell is opie and anthony?

[FayeValentine666]

that show is shit, shut up free2rock85.

[SoShaLLitBeDumb]

double amputee without jokes would actually be funny

[mikeyiztha1]

The show is actually funny but the storyline with Charlie getting engaged is dragging the show.

[therepublicanknight]

That show is not bad at all. So what if someone enjoys this show this show has its funny moments. This show is not entirely funny but it has its funny moments. They are making a big deal over nothing.

[DonBakon]

that fucking kid is fucking ugly

[free2rock85]

What the hell these 2 guys talking about? That's why they have Charlie you freaking idiots, if you watch the whole show maybe you would notice that Alan is a fucking moron.

Btw, why these 2 trying to sound like Howard Stern? FUCK OFF

[Ferreira018]

@free2rock85 Why would anyone watch the whole show...?

[FSinWCR]

Duckie blows.

[TheBrent420]

chip chiperson is funnier then this shitty show id rather watch the bme pain olympics

[OboxerU]

Alan Partridge rules.

[MrWaynejohn]

saxondale rules .

[OboxerU]

@MrWaynejohn

I have not seen it. Hard to find in the States. I have found Partridge, though.

[MrWaynejohn]

dude you got to see steve coogan,s [ alan partridge ] new character ...saxondale....it,s on youtube, if i can find a whole show i wil send it to you...o,k

[OboxerU]

Sounds good. I know that he plays an exterminator and have seen a clip or two, but never a full episode.

[zer0nix]

are there any guys who like this show? my main criticisms are that there's no one and nothing i can relate to on the show; it's just a pile of garbage to me, but i admit that i might not be the target audience.

[TheDrunkenCelt]

charlie sheen rules though

[gedaman]

@TheDrunkenCelt I miss Charlie Sheen's movies like The Chase and Money Talks. It's too bad that he's stopped making movies to do this lame overrated sit-com. Unfortunately I have to put up with it frequently since it is my dad's favorite TV show and now it's sydicated.

[Freshhhhh1982]

There are still some good sitcoms. 2 and a half men aint one of them.

[BadConquedence]

Two and a half Men is popular the same reason Avatar is popular and Lady Gaga and all this shitty pop music is so popular. People have no Idea anymore of what's good TV or entertainment is.

[nycts]

2.5 men is popular because it appeals to masses, the repressed masses who can watch the basically the same cookie cutter show over and over again with a different cast (anyone remember My Two dads?)

Lady Gaga- aka Stephanie Germanotta, can actually write, sing and play music very well. The question is whether she actually became Lady Gaga or if Gaga was character she performs as? Either way, she cut her own path and is breaking records along the way.

[KyProphet]

"Three's Company" was both terrible and ahead of its time in the fake awkward sitcom. I blame John Ritter for this.

[ryanlock2u]

Three's Company was a quasi-theatrical comedy of errors. Considering it's time, it is an enjoyable show.

[aphexaic3213]

oh yeah, and canned laughter is so dated and annoying

[aphexaic3213]

2 and a half men is unfunny bullsh!t, an asshole, a cuckhold and one one-liner after one unfunny one-liner... fvck charlie sheen in his misguided, retarded ass.

[messiah2kshow]

Hard to believe that CBS generates millions from Two and a Half Men...

[MacTakcccc]

Because its funny

[Ferreira018]

@MacTakcccc .....You thought that corny garbage was funny...?

[MacTakcccc]

Who cares about corny, if people think its corny, then go watch shakespeare,

if people want to be a "critic", fine (no disrespect intended), But I ain't gonna be a fanboy, just because these guys say something, doesn't mean i'm gonna agree... If these guys watched a decent amount of the show, they'd see the humour in it, and see how much of an A**hole Sheen can be (and it is funny), Don't care if I get voted down, They do wat the critics do to them, If it ain't "respected" they right it off.

[LAPunk1986]

"argument"

[LAPunk1986]

I completely understand Norton's "awkward" argent. That annoys me about every sitcom. But considering everything else on tv, it beats watching According to Jim.

And please, they're way different than Hoo Hoo Howie. They are funnier and way more creative. They work for their paychecks. Howard didn't make enough money for them to pay him what they're supposed to. Even he knows it's over in a year.

[someymehra]

these 2 howard wannabe's are awful! The show sucks but, their raidio show sucks worse!

[StevieWondersWhy24]

'im alan partridge' had a laugh track in it, but it would still be a great comedy without it.

when the jokes and performances are that fucking good, it doesnt matter either way.

as funny, if not funnier, than the office any day.

[MacTakcccc]

pretentious

[RomansPwnedJesus]

I hope Charlie Sheen gets cancer. Jon Cryer looks like a pedo dork.

[EricLynchSucks]

Ugh Martin Sheen definately birthed some douche chills.

[chadmhayden]

Tits up dude, thanks for posting, I cant afford xm, really lifes kinda in the shitter right now - so i count on youtube for my o and a fix thanks alot please post alot more