Maury ROFLs @ CRYING Woman, Boyfriend Kidnapped 3 Times (2004)

[Franktheman149]

This show makes me wanna kill people, people sickens me. Uncivilized monkeys.

[Peace4Egypt]

When Maury starts laughing, you can totally see that girl wants to laugh also, and then Maury gets together for a second and says "this is serious" and then starts laughing again, and the girl laughed too!

[SwagginOnT]

lmfao

[MrProteeus]

Id laugh my ass off if i heard those lies

[nicki90x]

Omg maurys face! He's cracking up n the girl is ready to cry

[gxbmb]

after the kidnapping he was being raped

[MrJsanchez08]

one happy little family till those pesky nappers nap him againnn haha!

[ando1135]

My cat kittennapped me for a week in brazil, i wasnt cheating!!

[MrSouthern10]

Does his laughing remind you of the guy who went in to get his tonsils taken out and ended up getting his testicles removed video?

[bluejaywolf]

Break out of character? So this is all acting?........

[Theboxer500]

I love how in the end she says hope to see you soon XD WTF ????

[bigger4life]

WHY DOES THIS GUY ALWAYS GET KIDNAPPED?? AND MOST OF ALL....ALWAYS GETS AWAY FROM THE KIDNAPPERS???LMFAOO!!!!!

[bigger4life]

i was kidnapped 20x,but babyyy...im not cheating on u even if the test seads im LIEINGGGGGG

[elvaelvirababe]

-honey, why was this condom in your pocket?

-err...I was kidnapped, remember?

-oh yeah.

[GoDxism]

Lmaooo Maury laughing made me laugh too hahahahaha

[CliftonMcCallMusic]

Did they really need a lie detector test for that one? -_-

[Synicaalescape]

oh my god, this made me rofl so hard.

[ppppdmt]

MAURY is so baised in favour of women, he NEVER criticised cheating whores.

[TheeFreakiishlyz]

@ppppdmt Who cares these people are trash and are fucking HILARIOUS!

[anhagene]

I think its impressing that he hassnt started laught, all those other times.

[Mikuruification]

Hes kid napped every day

[Goldhugz]

"Hey babe, where were you?"

"urmmm... I was kidnapped."

"AGAIN?"

[argenmustafa02]

"thank you for everything youve done for us maury"-the gf of the kidnapped queer........wtf did he do for you?!?!

[TruUnderGroundHipHop]

im going to try this dumb shit.

[l1lshaker]

Laughed so hard. Kidnapped 3 times, oh my. Worst excuse ever.

[DaCatOnTop]

lmaoooo

[jsanchez2601]

Some guys honestly need to find better EXCUSES!! LOL. Cause in this is real a ex- friend -- always get cheated at and doesnt belive it but the worst excuse her husband gave her was when he didnt make it to sleep at home he was in tijuana and told her " honey im stuck npt going to make it theres a huge masacre over here" !! Hahaha funny yeah right i later knew. That he was fucking some chicks over in the border what a fag!! Lol

[joekool88]

I find Maury's laughter funnier than the 'kidnap thrice'

[NYG4LIFE123]

I have to be completely honest. I was totally wishing that the test came back positive, lol.

[D0oMblAsT]

Yeah sorry I couldn't make it to dinner honey, I got kidnapped again -.-

[sSanctum]

2:15 XD

[ExpressV3]

"I'm like ... what the hell is your problem!?!?"

[SammAndCass]

LOLOL .

I love maury ! <3

[kaosleeroy108]

I was kid nappped

[kaosleeroy108]

What a douche bagg

[ffink2000]

lol I know Heather and let me Tell you I know what parts of this show were edited lol but most of it is true. When Heather starts Laughing they quickly cut to a close up of Maury's face.

[TheAngelMoon13]

Jeez don't call the girl retarded, dumb and a bitch.. She was just naive :/ she's a nice girl so shut up -_- ' (sorry for being rude)

[thevalentinesshow]

How did i get here!

[missinrocky17]

What grown man gets kidnapped 4 times??

[ekocentric]

@missinrocky17 A man who needs to be taken.

[darkmist3000]

LOL the best excuse ever

[ekocentric]

@darkmist3000 I liked the guy who accused the vacuum for sucking bruises on his neck.

[crackatooth]

@myownnumba1fan OMG!!!

[myownnumba1fan]

*rubs forhead twice*

[bbgirl09frm719]

Lmfao

[STICMAN1234]

Really nigga?

[042192a]

I WOULD LAUGH TO

[lilic1315]

The amazing part is that she kept taking him back. Come at me 1 time with that lame excuse, and the door locks will be changed

[KINGCHAOS516]

He had fun can't be serious all the time

[MissGreenAgain]

Anyone else think when Maury rattles off the ridiculous cheating excuses at the beginning he sounds like Vinton from "Mama's Family"? LOL

[017SHAMe]

fairy tale ending =)

[TheSinjingideon]

two words asshole BULL SHIT I ALSO LAUGHED AT A INAPPROPRIATE TIME MY OWN WEDDIng i couldnt stop at all its a reaction to being put in front of a group of people nerves some people faint , puke, but me i laugh

[TheSinjingideon]

two words asshole BULL SHIT

[Zeebo89]

kidnapped my arse...what a psycho lol

[gdjbgdjg]

maury looked high as shit

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

lol, okay, haha. I can see how that was hard to not laugh at. Especially the way she said it and then looking at her face.

[kjaymac0]

hope to see u soon?

[KryptoBeatz]

Maury cracks me up! That man got one contagious smile xD!

[AnarchyDeathHate666]

If he was going to lie he could have at least made up something cooler,like he was abducted by aliens and got an anal probe,lol.

[AssemblerGuy]

For some reson, this reminds me of this one: watch?v=vCGv5DH8Hv4

[saborfrancias]

he is a jew

[darksurge12]

Lol i have a feeling that these people on the show are actors o.o and they heavily use dramatization to draw in a consumer audience since sensationalization is what we all go for. However I still love this show, I can't stop watching it, but I'm beginning to question it

[asecretninja]

Poor girl haha Maury is laughin his ass off and she's there about to cry. Hilarious!

[guapgueezee]

guys will say ANYTHING

humans are so complex he wont leave her but needs the variety without feelings..

the fact that she entertained that story is crazy asking him whats his problem? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol my fave clip

[chrisb910n704]

lol the girl laughed at the end

[Joeguy1092]

I can only imagine that convo:

Heather: Where the hell have you been Todd?...

Todd: BITCH I GOT KIDNAPPED...

[IheartJohnny02]

O My God theres a kidnapper forget the kids hide your husbands!!!! lmao

[MrGoodrape]

2:12 to see your favorite host finally burst out laughing :]

[91mozz]

Next video update, God damn it he just left me a note saying he was abducted by aliens and he'll be back in a week.

[YoungSteve17]

Misc presence here ?

[drum57yellow]

@YoungSteve17 rip zyzz

[jessicarh87]

what a dumb bitch

[drum57yellow]

@jessicarh87 u aware broseph?



[BrosephMG]

I believe he got kidnapped. He's got a purdy mouth.

[TheGoodComedy]

You think he also believes in Aliens and free blowjobs? But of coarse not in that order.....

[80sunshower]

I want netflix for a year for his safe return.

[Sociopathics]

Who the hell is dumb enough to get kidnapped 3 times anyway? -.-'

[EdwardMurrayIV]

I've been kidnapping this guy for years, it's too much fun

[cydoll]

@EdwardMurrayIV LMFAO.

[dirtyone88]

@EdwardMurrayIV this needs way more than just 11 likes

[Sopewpew]

@EdwardMurrayIV LMFAOROFLROFLROFL HAHAHAHA. u made my day!!

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@Sopewpew Fuck off you idiot. That joke wasn't even funny yet you still laugh and give a thumbs up. Fuck you and get a job to pay bills instead of sitting behind a keyboard.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@Sopewpew "I've been kidnapping this guy for years, it's too much fun." - that's the joke you laughed at. Fuck off, i wasn't even funny. You must be so fucking retarded because you laugh at stupid comments. Fuck off and get laid.

[annibelli1107]

@corruptorCEREBRUM

Calm down

[musicluvr1993]

@corruptorCEREBRUM change your tampon nd get the fuck over it you take jokes like a little bitch fuckin pussy talk about gettin laid nigga the last time you had pussy is when pussy had you...fishtank smellin ass hoe.

[Chicana80luna]

MAURY IS DA MAN!!!!LUV U SWEETIE,,LUV ALL UR SHOWS,UR MY FAVORITE TALK SHOW

[IdaAreIda]

fuck Dr. Phil. I love Maury!

[knightryderrwn]

The thing is -- Maury's laughing because the excuse (that the guy was kidnapped) was **SO RIDICULOUS**.....I would've been laughing my a** off, too. XD

[Kingoffholland]

the public is always fucking brutal

and the loveley thing is they dont know jack shit they only hear one side of the story and then the already got a opinion xD

[182Burritos]

Maury is such a pimp

[qterfly]

Brought back memories for ya huh Maury? (Wen it came back to him, he was laughin harder dan befo)... (I bet if we played dis right now and Maury heard it, he bust a gut)... Funny sh** poster... Thumbs up mayne!!!

[ngdj999]

Maury ftw

[DarkReapersGrim]

The title of this video-"wasn't" and "want" are two different words.

Anyway, the mom (Heather) in the update video has a real nice body, she was more curvaceous than she was on the show.

[therazorsedge28]

@DarkReapersGrim OMG HOLY CRAP LOLOL this video's been up for TWO-and-a-quarter years and you're the ONLY one who's actually noticed it!!! (I never noticed the typo either)! Thank you very much; it shall be corrected.

[DarkReapersGrim]

@therazorsedge28 No problem.

[newtonftw]

maury for president!

[finalman25]

if this is real maury is gonna burn in hell

[CymroGoch]

I'm here today, to prove to my girlfriend Heather, that I keep getting kidnapped.

[AnE000002]

i dont blame the guy ten years of whores, crackheads, psychos, and the most ghetto audiences ever, i woulda said fuck it too

[daggakid90]

she's retarded for taking him back

[PalomaRAWRx3]

IT GETS HIM EVERYTIME!

[TheCrayonMan529]

oh maury u so crazy

[mrskatief1982]

<3 it how Maury can't stop laughing his a** off!!

[xyzaffair12345]

Fucking maury lol. U are hilarious as hell. I have never seen him laugh so hard hahaha! XD

[Charmuffinbettypieoo]

sex

[matims04]

ending's pretty gay

[Unpwned89]

dam kidnapped 3 times????? ur ass must be sore

[08ninetales]

you got kidnapped...r u serious?

[fhab525]

i get kidnapped every saturday , my girl doesnt beleive me though smh

[PatRick4001]

3 Kidnappings? That's not your everyday kind of fucked up. That's "Seal's face" fucked up.

[SplendourSweets]

I love watching Maury laughing non-stop!

xD

[rememberzack1]

i got kidnapped all the time when i was dating my girlfriend

[ichijorox]

@rememberzack1 when you were dating your girlfriend?

[rememberzack1]

@ichijorox yes....

[ichijorox]

@rememberzack1 .."was" as in your ex right? i'm confused...

[rememberzack1]

@ichijorox yessir. back when i was dating my girlfriend who is now my ex girlfriend i got kidnapped all the time

[TheTastyPineapple]

i bet maury loves his job

[flexigirl2231]

Smh . She dumb . Haha hope to see you soon.

[Karopex]

wait, why are they still together? eww!

[PleaseDontGoCryBaby]

awwwwwwwwww!!!!! :D

[Muusicca]

lmao, if i were a gang living in his area i would kidnap him every weekend just to see what his wife would say

[mzqueenbee71]

take me, take me, i want to be kidnapped!

[S2000XC]

maybe the guy did get 'kidnapped' he was on acid

[gsandhu16]

I was thinking the same thing lol v

[gr1m4ce]

"hope to see you soon" <-- Why? Do you plan on your boyfriend getting kidnapped again?

[wiifan222]

2:08 LOL

[twintime12]

man, if that grl told me her boyfriend was kidnapped 3 times in like the same week, I'd laugh my ass off! lol

:D

[daddyslilgurl12345]

0:23 she looks crossed eyed lol

[augustrm721]

"he told me he got kidnapped again and im like what the hell is your problem"

LMAO

[shozalicous]

The funny part to me is the girls straight face throughout all of this. she is so serious

[Muirmaiden]

I don' t blame Maury for laughing - it is laughable in this instance - what lame excuses, so unbelievable!

[XenaAmazon]

That guy is so damn stupid and psycho, and FUGLY. 

[nicolemonrue]

he cheated on her with other men...

[kittenluvful]

at 2:57 listen to when she says "its embarrasing to, IT REALLY IS" when she says "it" you hear a gigglr.

[kylen1487]

What an immature woman for taking him back.

[Stunt101Rider]

THE GIRLS THE REAL IDIOT only thing dumber than him is the bitch willing to stay!!!!

[ryanhanauer1]

2:32 - Maury has the AWWWWW YEEEEEAHHHH face

[yubisakireno]

ive never seen him laugh so hard before, holy shit :D

[sexxxi1980]

~I wish he'd laugh at some of these nasty women on his show. Some of them need it lol =D

[ChocoFrappuccino]

why would anyone kidnap him even ONCE... o.O

[GuitarBoyRockingOut]

i laughed so hard to see his expression....priceless

[p4t4r2]

LOL DID SHE BELIEVE HIM THE FIRST TIME?

[JoshuaVincentable]

Is everybody indenial to the fact he's the biggest queer ever or is my gaydar the only one that's going off when I hear his voice and camp movements?

[juceekay]

LMFAO THIS IS HELLA FUNNY I WHUD HAVE LAUGHED TOO...

[catchitB12]

Hey I'd laugh my ass off too if my girlfriend was actually cheating but the excuse was she got kidnapped around 10 times. So really don't blame Maury

[devilshomie]

You mean to tell me he couldn't come up with a better excuse

[Mrfiveonefive]

Smoke meth!



[Juan321C]

Even Maury knows his shows are scripted. This couple used the show for a honeymoon. For a free stay at a nice hotel, plus free food and limo service. Don't forget the free alcohol. Maybe I should make up a story and call his show. Do they even have talk shows like this anymore? I don't watch tv much.

[DevinHades]

A football kidnapped me the other day but I escaped by kicking it away. The end.

[SocietyScarred]

This is HILARIOUS.

[waryawar]

What could he possibly have that the kidnappers want?

[kesrawr]

That man has some issues that need addressing.

[nickierainbow]

LOL. Maury is awesome.

[fatalnightmare22]

ive been kidnapped around 8 times

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

@fatalnightmare22 LOL

[fatalnightmare22]

@Jamaicanchocolate34 yeah really, i even met this guy in the van they were holding us in

[bellaITALIA312]

i love this show :)

[MrsLilali21]

stupid. just stupid. LMAO

[proanagirl1]

LMAO.

[Bettlejack]

Hope to see you soon huh...Something's some not right.

[gunrunners1]

Wohoo they are happy

[CaptainLithuania]

I am also the victim of 3 kidnappings, why doesnt anyone take us seriously?

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

@CaptainLithuania LOOOOOOOOOOL

[5429262]

@CaptainLithuania Men lie thats why. They'll say just about anything. Its not that no one takes you seriously, men in particular are just liars. It sounds skeptical coming from him. And do you live in Lithuania?

[ineedsomescrilla142]

@5429262 shut up, how many women showed up on this show with i cheated x number of times, not telling him is the same as lying, so shut the fuck up with your bullshit, women lie too. And there is a statistic that shows women cheat as much as men or even more. why because most american women are WHORES.

[TheTraybox]

@ineedsomescrilla142

Ouuuuuuch! OK I'm not gonna say it isn't true but damn thanks for cutting me and pouring salt on it! x3

[5429262]

@ineedsomescrilla142 Look bitch no one was fucking talking to you and I have a right to free speech and my opinion is my opinion. Every fucking human lies I feel like men lie more.... theres nothing wrong with that I'm only 16 and I was just expressing how I felt and race or creed don't have shit to do with anything you racist son of a bitch. So take your disrespectful ass somewhere else and rant about your fucking feelings. My bullshit is my business and it doesn't concern you so fuck off bitch

[Hayeshacker0NE]

@5429262 STFU

[5429262]

@Hayeshacker0NE Get a life and you're presence in this argument is irrelevant. I'll say whatever I want. You don't even know what was going on so back off

@5429262My life is very interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am presence in this argument is irrelevant. Congrat