@FallOfMind "Atticus is a brand of clothing founded in 2001 by Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge of Blink-182, and their childhood friend Dylan Anderson." -wiki
so i was listening to this in computer class with head phones, and was laughing so fucking loud. so my computer teacher thought it was a bright idea to put it on for the whole class, so we could"all enjoy this". so worth the detention.
"Every once in a while the crowd is like 'do it!' and im like nawhhh but then theyre like 'DO IT!' and im like hahah but then theyre like 'DOOO IT!!!!!' and im like alright and im all *epic move* ahh like that!!"
A friend showed me bloopers of the band Avenged Sevenfold and told me how awesome they are off stage and hilarious and do dumb shit all the time. Truth is--they were fucking boring. Boring as SHIT and didn't do anything. Blink 182 is funnier and just better than those whiny emos. At least Blink can make jokes and do dumb shit that is actually FUNNY. UGH it annoys me whenever they say that band is funnier 'cause they're NOT. PERIOD.
" you feel like a slight tapping on your body and you wake up and you're like "What?" and you look down and your brother's going "Mr. Inky Winky Doodle Do" and walks up your legs and starts walking up your legs and he goes and zips down your zipper and grabs your d**k and goes "Oh Mishter rInky..." " LMAO
" you feel like a slight tapping on your body and you wake up and you're like "What?" and you look down and your brother's going "Mr. Inky Winky Doodle Do" and walks up your legs and starts walking up your legs and he goes and zips down your zipper and grabs your d**k and goes "Oh Mishter rInky..." " LMAO
"i'm not a good dancer. i am a good dancer. i'm not. you can use any of those. it was like seeing two elephants ahve sex with another dead elephant. go fucking a peice of shit on fire that's bloodied with another womens mentral cycle. didnt want to go there but had to. en then a horse comes and pisses on it en then you take the outer skin of a horses dick and run it through this pile of blood and shit, role it back up, and grill it like a cabaab."
On December 6th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "I miss you" in honor of the greatest punkrock band ever's glory. Let's give them the best present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give them what they deserves and what Justin Bieber does not deserve to have!
Copy and paste to all Blink182 videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly!
grabs the dick and goes "owowow mr winky...!" definitely the best part... i love tom's demonstration and how he cracks up... it happened to me THREE TIMES last night!
"skull fucking a piece of shit on fire that's bloodied with another woman's menstrual cycle...didn't wanna go there but had to" - tom's mind never fails to amuse me haha!
'and then a horse comes and pisses on it, and then he take the outer skin of a horse's dick and run it through the pool of blood and shit, roll it back up and grill it like a kebab! LOL XD
hey guys if you haven't heard of us, then please allow me to introduce ourselves.
We are Drop Out Kid.
Our line up consists of
Nick Harvey -bass/vocals
AJ Adams-guitar/vocals
Nick Bruner-drums
We are from Indianapolis, In. We sing about skateboarding, hating school, hating our boring ass day jobs, and wanting to have fun. If this pertains to you, then check us out. You might actually like us, prob wont. but hey who knows haha
check out our music video for "punk rock is more than a song"
I don't know whether I should be afraid of him or look up to him. I *think* that's a good thing. I get on with wierd people. And he seems like he's friendly when he's drunk. At least he's not aggressive.
dude, fucking funny as hell bro!!!!!
disssssregard 2 weeks ago
What does he say from 1:10 to 1:18 ?
I can't understand.. D:
Joooey182 2 weeks ago
@Joooey182 im mister inky winky doodle do!
Nvr2BeHeroes 5 days ago
@Nvr2BeHeroes
No he says something before that, I guess. D:
Joooey182 3 days ago
@Nvr2BeHeroes oh my bad.!
Nvr2BeHeroes 3 days ago
I fucking miss the old Tom so much . -/3
macaylasierra22 3 weeks ago
now that fucker wheres tight pants... and makes ghost on the dance floor shit..
TheBeastmode06 3 weeks ago
it's adorable. in a gross way.
well, i love tom
AllSheilacan 3 weeks ago
I wanna see a concert with all three of them pissed
bombersrulz 3 weeks ago
like a kebab?
SaintJimmy39 3 weeks ago
yo old tom def went to reform school and became new tom. whats all this love shit?
david42391 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
grill it like a cup of what? lol ham?
GETxS0ME 1 month ago
@GETxS0ME Like a cabab but he means cabob haha
Kew5282 3 weeks ago
@GETxS0ME he said kebab
daz1676 3 weeks ago
0:57-1:01 Epic dance :)
GETxS0ME 1 month ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!
IgnacioDrew 1 month ago
I klicked on the video. saw nothin. then: " Fuckin Dogs !! " oh i love tom delonge xD
TheAdamofSuburbia 1 month ago
It happens me...3-times at night :D :D :D :D
deedee4590 1 month ago
The first time I watched this I was 11 and I still find it hilarious! Tom DeLonge is God! :D
GeorgeandRubzwebcam 2 months ago
tom is not drunk this is just how his is
sam1234234567 2 months ago
I saw Mark wear the same exact T-shirt in another interview...I wonder what the connection is?
FallOfMind 2 months ago
@FallOfMind "Atticus is a brand of clothing founded in 2001 by Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge of Blink-182, and their childhood friend Dylan Anderson." -wiki
mymybad0 3 weeks ago
Tom is the coolest man alive. No doubt.
God, I love you Tom <3
TheDuling 2 months ago
so i was listening to this in computer class with head phones, and was laughing so fucking loud. so my computer teacher thought it was a bright idea to put it on for the whole class, so we could"all enjoy this". so worth the detention.
xx2xxCoolioxx2xx 2 months ago
...and grill it like a kebab :D
theevilpineappleDG 2 months ago
94 can go fucking a piece of shit on fire that's bloodied with another womens menstrual cycle. Didn't want to go there but had to. xD
Adyman182 3 months ago
Tom in his prime.
RustingVagina 3 months ago
This is like the greatest fuckin thing ever
snivlette11 3 months ago
"Every once in a while the crowd is like 'do it!' and im like nawhhh but then theyre like 'DO IT!' and im like hahah but then theyre like 'DOOO IT!!!!!' and im like alright and im all *epic move* ahh like that!!"
mark5e96 3 months ago
I LOVE how serious he is when he says "and grill it like kebab"!!!
mark5e96 3 months ago
0:58
TheCoopz98 3 months ago
It was like seeing two elephants have sex with another dead elephant
williamthedoggy 3 months ago
"skullfucking a piece of shit on fire"
since when do poop have skulls
Bunomous 4 months ago
tom have you watched this?:)
ssamantha00 4 months ago
i bet he has Delongest penis ever.
xx2xxCoolioxx2xx 4 months ago 68
god bless drunk tom.
AnaaLuuBenzedrinee 4 months ago
dude your brother only sucks your inky winky 3 times in a night? i've got you beat with 6 bro...
TommyWhyte188 4 months ago
i remember watcing this when i was 12
ilovetomdelongeX10 4 months ago
i love when he goes ITS ALL FUCKING SHIIIIIIIT hehe he looks hallirious,
lucasloislily 5 months ago
I LOVE HIS VOICE!
lucasloislily 5 months ago
He's not just drunk, he's on another planet.
tragic1Kingdom 5 months ago
his laugh, his smile, his personality.... I LOVE TOM <3 ;D
BrittanyDelonge182 5 months ago
fuckin dogs
TheMintz93 5 months ago
this is so funny oh my god
WizardTaco123 5 months ago
Hearts All Gone: watch?v=-tZ9pEng0qQ
magico18244 5 months ago
Hahahhhhh and the crowds all like do ittttt
And I'm like no mmmn mn
And the crowds all like do ittttt
And I'm like nahhhhhhh haha
And the crowds like DO IT DO IT!
And im like haha ok
Whaaaat?? XD
viciousxvee 5 months ago
Tom Delonge is my hero!
davidfosketT92 6 months ago 3
it's all fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
bleachfan1234567a 6 months ago 2
Does anyone know where i can get an atticus shirt just like that... plain black white writing
burgercon24 6 months ago
i could only imagine if tom was high on weed and drunk at the same time
BorgieBabyxx 6 months ago
I love his voice ♥
yelyahw 6 months ago
omg!! XD OOMG XDDD OOOOOMGGXD
jqw1295 6 months ago
He is fuckin funny when hes drunk
ubertasticzombie 6 months ago
I want to dance with tom :) when he's drunk
MrGodswarrior27 6 months ago
I bet Tom could make a kebab out of anything
TheLW92 6 months ago
oh my fucking god. i need to get drunk with him. even if he's not, i still need to hang out with him. best experienceeeeeeeee<3
Animefreak193 6 months ago
Words of wisdom from mr. Tom delonge.
maddz2828 6 months ago
When Tom was cool...
MattAsh5 6 months ago 12
I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS FACE
DJGHOSTRUNNER1 6 months ago
@DJGHOSTRUNNER1 fuck off.
vellasgameplays 6 months ago
"Mr Inky Winky Doodle Doo!" :') haahah I love Tom so much xD
SupersonicSongbird94 6 months ago
I don't think he's drunk. He's just awesome anyways xD ahaha
SupersonicSongbird94 6 months ago
3 times you say, damn, what's wrong with your bro
thaproducer9 6 months ago
And you grill it like a kebab:))
LittleMissJessicaa 7 months ago
Fuck yeah pacifico
ADDX182 7 months ago
@1:35
EPIC WIN!!!! XD
mzarate1017 7 months ago
haha tom reminds me of me if i got drunk! hahahaha
Bballnerfmvp 7 months ago
A friend showed me bloopers of the band Avenged Sevenfold and told me how awesome they are off stage and hilarious and do dumb shit all the time. Truth is--they were fucking boring. Boring as SHIT and didn't do anything. Blink 182 is funnier and just better than those whiny emos. At least Blink can make jokes and do dumb shit that is actually FUNNY. UGH it annoys me whenever they say that band is funnier 'cause they're NOT. PERIOD.
TheChingoo 7 months ago
One question stands: When is he NOT like this? Gotta love Tom..
BHkilljoyettes 7 months ago
bahaha
Fuckingalexander 7 months ago
its like watching two elephants have sex with a dead elephant ❤ best quote from tom ❤
momo182AT 7 months ago
Tom accidentally slipped us RUFFIES!
Exterlite 7 months ago
It was like watching two elephants having sex with another dead elephant
NoodlesNDM1 8 months ago
Tom marry me
justbreathhex 8 months ago
mr inky winky doodle doXD lmao
HungerGamez 8 months ago
"It happened to me THREE TIMES last night ! "
lenora98 8 months ago
What the fuck was he on about?? Bahahahaha!!!! Classic
CrazyAboutTiffanys18 8 months ago
omg LOLL amazin
sm1thtispeki 9 months ago
If we're fucked up, Toms to blame.
ACDC2K10 9 months ago 29
lol
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" you feel like a slight tapping on your body and you wake up and you're like "What?" and you look down and your brother's going "Mr. Inky Winky Doodle Do" and walks up your legs and starts walking up your legs and he goes and zips down your zipper and grabs your d**k and goes "Oh Mishter rInky..." " LMAO
TaYaTsu06 9 months ago
" you feel like a slight tapping on your body and you wake up and you're like "What?" and you look down and your brother's going "Mr. Inky Winky Doodle Do" and walks up your legs and starts walking up your legs and he goes and zips down your zipper and grabs your d**k and goes "Oh Mishter rInky..." " LMAO
TaYaTsu06 9 months ago 3
i cant believe how many people have watched this!!!!
j8sponsored 9 months ago 2
I want this tom back
E2TG9 9 months ago
@E2TG9 dude can you stop with this gay comments about the old blink,the old tom back..mthrfckr..if you don't like him anymore just fuck off!!
tom=tom tom will always be tom..
000Z9A 9 months ago
Tom for President!
antifaggot98 9 months ago 7
watching this was like watching 2 elephants have sex with another dead elephant... and i mean that in the most awesome of ways.
deepfriedpidgey 10 months ago
I Would love to get drunk and stoned with him!
lolitsjennie 10 months ago
''didnt wanna go there, but had too.''
gosh, tom, you are a legand!
givemexsandohs 10 months ago 3
and you grill it like a kebab xD
JimJoh156 10 months ago 3
Hes My Best Friendddddd <3
soccerfever00987 10 months ago
LoL
soccerfever00987 10 months ago
hes my idol
soccerfever00987 11 months ago
Mr inky winky doodle doo. ahhah Tom's awesomee
StarGirl9467 11 months ago 3
Haha he is awesome "and grill it like a kabab" Nd he has a well cool laugh :P it'd be so cool t spend a day wit him like..
toffee649 11 months ago
he isnt drunken.
lars8855 11 months ago
go fucking a piece of shit on fire hahahahahah XD
speakofthedevil41 11 months ago
"i'm not a good dancer. i am a good dancer. i'm not. you can use any of those. it was like seeing two elephants ahve sex with another dead elephant. go fucking a peice of shit on fire that's bloodied with another womens mentral cycle. didnt want to go there but had to. en then a horse comes and pisses on it en then you take the outer skin of a horses dick and run it through this pile of blood and shit, role it back up, and grill it like a cabaab."
the funniest 30 seconds of my life right there.
raddd182 1 year ago 134
@raddd182 kebab
PepsiPope 8 months ago
@raddd182 skullfucking* haha
jajajaja404 7 months ago
@raddd182 KEBAB
shotgunmckay92 4 months ago
boomer junior!
lucasloislily 1 year ago 2
LOL!!!!!
DeltaK38 1 year ago
fuck i could not stop laughing watching this!! hilarious shit!
CrazyAboutTiffanys18 1 year ago
two elaphants have sex with another dead elaphant
almostmakingit12 1 year ago
dude he has a fucked up mind BUT hes funny as hell and he makes great music we sould just be greatful for that
The7FOX7 1 year ago 2
I did it about 3 times last night.
IAMZGANNAKEELYOU 1 year ago
if you like tom delonge funny then you wont regret "MyChael Messed Up"
whatever79575 1 year ago
lol this was so funny
RealBabyBlueEyes1 1 year ago
part of me things he isnt drunk
AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS 1 year ago
i need to get this dvd :D
kellyxd182 1 year ago
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On December 6th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "I miss you" in honor of the greatest punkrock band ever's glory. Let's give them the best present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give them what they deserves and what Justin Bieber does not deserve to have!
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ethangrobb 1 year ago
I LOVE HIM HAHA!!!!!!!!
TheAmaraBel 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA! "I am a good dancer, I'm not, I am... you can use any of those." HAHAH
YouAreHereize 1 year ago
post funny tom delonge stories....even if there fake
pikleman 1 year ago
and grill it like a kebab
bridgetrae96 1 year ago
i love his voice at 1.02 XD
Narutoblink182 1 year ago
0_o
awesome0orange 1 year ago
yeah.....it doesnt differ much from when he's sober...
xTelha 1 year ago
every time he says keBAB, it makes me laugh. <3
holy hell, i love this video too much
BloodyCrumpetx 1 year ago
grabs the dick and goes "owowow mr winky...!" definitely the best part... i love tom's demonstration and how he cracks up... it happened to me THREE TIMES last night!
JacenEnda 1 year ago
he sounds so satisfied when he says 'and grill it like a kebab! :)' haha
fastfreddytyke40 1 year ago
"skull fucking a piece of shit on fire that's bloodied with another woman's menstrual cycle...didn't wanna go there but had to" - tom's mind never fails to amuse me haha!
fastfreddytyke40 1 year ago
This is so weird it's funny
lizzieanthony100 1 year ago
i guarantee if i did a video like this no one at school would talk to me
vdrive7 1 year ago
he has no idea of what he's saying...and i like it haha
blinkMATIC 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA
brunnaluah 1 year ago
im not a good dancer, i am. im not
postulio11 1 year ago
what are we talkin' about, what movie?
falloutgrl14433 1 year ago
holy shit hes hilarious lol
BlinkBoxcarAvA44 1 year ago
PARTAYY AT TOM'S HOUSE!
StephyStapler 1 year ago
I want to get drunk with Tom
MsReinventLove 1 year ago 282
@MsReinventLove me tooooooo! XDDDDD
FlameSketch 1 year ago
@MsReinventLove hell yeah.
iamdiva 1 year ago
@MsReinventLove me too brother
tIII3monkey 1 year ago
@urmomshileg eat poop
tIII3monkey 1 year ago
@MsReinventLove Personally, I would want to stay sober while Tom got drunk. Much more entertaining. X)
WorldOfWhitty 6 months ago
Menstrual cycle... holy shit. thats friggin funny
SilverSignes 1 year ago
an grill it.. like a kebab :D he says it like it is the most normal thing ever :D
shitboard 1 year ago
0:55 It happened 3 times that night.
gham619 1 year ago
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tom is a POS. yeah what a role model. NOT.
KEBADASS117 1 year ago
so cute@
wLyhel 1 year ago
mr inky winky doo doo doo.(Y)
hezwanhanafi 1 year ago
oh yeh i think tom is DRUNK!!!!!!!!
thecrazychik200 1 year ago
'and then a horse comes and pisses on it, and then he take the outer skin of a horse's dick and run it through the pool of blood and shit, roll it back up and grill it like a kebab! LOL XD
RegularGoofy 1 year ago
"it was like watching two elphants have sex with another dead elephant."
o_o
NadiaNinjuhh 1 year ago
...and grill it like a kuh-bab!
MallratFilms 1 year ago
1:10 Fucked up
pifsmoker1 1 year ago
Ewww! His hilarious laugh makes up for the fucked up shit he's saying, lol!
redheadedwoman 1 year ago
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don't have fucking time for this shit
it's all fucking shit
pifsmoker1 1 year ago
Fuck, this is funny
pifsmoker1 1 year ago
Tom is weird. BAHAHAHAHAH.
345cutie 1 year ago
lmao i love the way he says menstrual cycle
youjustgotscooped 1 year ago
I love the way Tom's voice goes when he says "all" at 0:07. Sounds really cool!
2007Gero2007 1 year ago
I think he should of did every interview drunk!
LilWhiteNerd 1 year ago
o my god, this is the most amazing thing i've ever seen.
Bmcgov133 1 year ago
87 people don't like blood-shit ka-baabs
Kenshin0011 1 year ago
Tom just made me piss myself laughing, what a legend!
Wacktadrad 1 year ago
Mr. Tinkie Winkie Doodle Doo x'D
MisterFaab 1 year ago
Thumbs up if this wants to make you drink even more
GregHolmes27 1 year ago
Jeez, I just realized me and Tom (my name is also Tom :O ) act exactly the same when we're drunk lol
AsAngelsFall221 1 year ago
The first time i saw this video, i didnt know he was drunk.. i thought he was just crazy. Lol
KatProductionss 1 year ago
He is so fucking crazy! I love him! I want to be like him one day!
Deloo93 1 year ago
"I'm not a good dancer, I am a good dancer, I'm not. You can use any of those."
HA!
alexisabove 1 year ago
Hahah! Toms The Shizz! :L
elmopiie 1 year ago
when I grow up I want to be like tom :D....!.LOL!
samir0ma 1 year ago 2
Toms the shit! love this video its just fuckin funny XD
MrTNT94 1 year ago 2
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hey guys if you haven't heard of us, then please allow me to introduce ourselves.
We are Drop Out Kid.
Our line up consists of
Nick Harvey -bass/vocals
AJ Adams-guitar/vocals
Nick Bruner-drums
We are from Indianapolis, In. We sing about skateboarding, hating school, hating our boring ass day jobs, and wanting to have fun. If this pertains to you, then check us out. You might actually like us, prob wont. but hey who knows haha
check out our music video for "punk rock is more than a song"
dropoutkid11 1 year ago
kkkkk
peparock1 1 year ago
"It was like seeing two elephants having sex with anotehr dead elephant" hahahhaha
FangzLette114 1 year ago
you just have to love tom <3
JuuTarts 1 year ago 2
LOL
Thechemicalgirl100 1 year ago
hahahaha. :')
11lizzzie 1 year ago
GOD I LOVE HIM!!!!
:D
TheElementCat 1 year ago
I don't know whether I should be afraid of him or look up to him. I *think* that's a good thing. I get on with wierd people. And he seems like he's friendly when he's drunk. At least he's not aggressive.
KitKatBe 1 year ago
it was like seeing 2 elephants having sex with another dead elephant.
lol
Krankey 1 year ago
To bad he had to be a dick and make 182 break up , I FUCKING LOOKED UP TO YOU TOM :'(
FuckYourCouchNig 1 year ago
Tom is the man
adamsblinker 1 year ago
i fucking love you
dopenezz1818 1 year ago
new fender strats? tom delonge signatures? on my channel
THEblink184 1 year ago
it happened to me three times last night.
Cassinduhhouse 1 year ago 44
duude '' fucking tiiime for this shiiit'' its all fucking shiit''
martinjeees 1 year ago
at this time hes even more funny than anyway.but he shouldnt booze before a concert -.-
szopdleazanyadat 1 year ago