The Best Pick Up Lines

[Playaofdasouth]

"Are you horny? Cause I am."

"I'll be the butthole, you can be the dildo"

"Hold on let me turn the lights off . . . Okay, whats your name?"

[emophelia1]

I HAVE CANDYYY!

[fatty273]

@emilyoriordanTV Naaa Yhu knw the one I said is the Greatest

[aSurgingChick3n]

whitest voice eva lol no offence

[leoachilles]

Pick up line to pick up dumb girls?

[catthesilent]

ridiculous and hilarious

[blackfeathervids]

l0l0l0l i lolled

[uralwanks]

i just wanna do it like burger king...and have it ur way

[Football34Freak]

" Are you looking for a stud, because I have the STD and all I need is U" LMAO!

[tylersdr13]

Is it in? I'm gonna kill you. Haha

[BobbyVandMe]

"Did it hurt? When you fell from that cliff the other day and broke your neck and then shattered a few bones and then CPR came but then they couldn't help you a lot and and you were still in a lot of pain and they were out of painkillers at the hospital?"

[sid3sh0w15]

1:46



[fatty273]

@emilyoriordanTV No they werent the word of the day is legs, lets spread the word is the best

[cl1azn]

i was crackn up the whole time haha

[bslubeast]

no life

[vguandbloopers]

... im gonna kill you

[hecticcodplayer]

did you grow up on a chicken farm cause u know how to raise cocks

[blazed12many]

funny 

[dblf619]

"let's play a game. I'm R Kelly, you're 15" Best one!!

[TrySomeMan]

I'll be solis p

[yayshanell]

the last one gets all the hot chicks. ;D

[Tdog7747]

Im going to kill you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[chaaycub]

Your hella ugly x) that was the best !

[chaaycub]

hahahah x) this is reallly funny!

[xxxsmd]

mj king 4 ever!!!

[technoluver04]

I TRIED THEM ALL !!!!! THEY DONT WORK I JUST GOT SLAPPED BY EVERY GIRL I TOLD THEM TO11111111111

[HydroclickRecords]

not funny dickwad

[zippedydoodaa25]

i want candy lol i laughed my butt off haha

[SickTwistedFruit]

Im Gunna Kill You. LOL

[bsquared2]

wack

[Antoinette2190]

i hate when the CPR somes.

[bahamasartits]

lol faved this lol ima use those pick up lines on some girls

[alujan54]

Haha 1:20 Lmao "I Have Candy" HAha

[hegde14]

how much?.... ahahahaha

[TheRealPakkz]

LMFAO

[Singastar4]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! omfg that was fuuuunnny :)

[braniak100]

''ur hella ugly'' lmao, good shit guys,

[AllthingsGia]

any one of these lines would work on me..lol

[lilrussianese]

this cracked me up so bad ahahahah

[mismatchboy]

im gonna kill yo0u lmfao i was weak as hell

[yahs12]

1:20 .. the best :D

and lol I have camdy

[yahs12]

1:20 .. the best :D

[CorporationSKY]

i have candy!

[djrogue]

how much...lool

[candygal126]

did it hurt when i fell off dat cliff?!?! HELL YEA that hurted! since u just asked a stupid question like dat ima make u pay 4 da hospital bill :P

[iRoyS809]

1:35 made me cry xD

[619Joe182]

" i lost your number, can i have your address??" (so u can rob her later)

"I wanna marry you so we can have kids and ill steal your money" (AKA THIS IS A ROBBERY BITCH!!)

"im gonna kill you" (brutal honesty)

[abzversion3]

Epic and hilarious. 5*

[krazykilla1489]

hey i was wondering can i you a question was your father meat burgler hea's why i ask cuz it looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and shoved it in the back of your dress

[DisneyChannelV]

im going to kill u LMAO

[SuperJulio2008]

The word of the day is legs

Lets spread the word

Lmao

[GlamourAngel321]

ooh shit he said im gonna kill u haha wow talk about a creep

[lanitrahorton123]

the shit is stupid .they probably use this too

[zydnaay]

"I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access"

Haha I love it :D

[mjfansexyme]

are we at mcdonalds because im lovin it

[MrKellyHill08]

hahahah funny

[MsCoCothaprincess]

Lmso n smh ...

[Jamesa63097]

i could not stop laughing! LOL

[MsBeyoncefan13]

the first guy is sooooo cute

[3SPaxt0]

haha funny shit

[Echoflame41]

Oh god MAKE IT stop

[MrMarkemX]

lol they were all funny, even the MJ remark lol

[headbud43]

lol

[ogfunk187]

haha

[candygal126]

no it was '' Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. ''

[jfkwifey]

lmao

[kenjileon]

dont be dissing michael jackson man. other than that, the rest is hilarious.

[ClassofMV]

@kenjileon this video before he passed away. rip mj.

[JKL19283746]

@kenjileon haha i bet you feel dumb now

[jgbelmont]

@kenjileon Michael had his body turned into leggos so little boys could play with him for once.

[jgbelmont]

@kenjileon Michael had his body turned into leggo blocks so little boys could play with him for once.

[adrian121]

LMAO dawg this is funny

[sharingan732]

damn u guys were duna dall on da floor laughin

[alexxela781]

im not fred flinstone but i have a friend named betty

[ycanti65]

this was 2 funni

[sk8pirata]

ill be R kelly, and you're 15

[MakeupFreak1990]

ROFL

[3SG413]

stupid funny...

[o2AppleBottom]

i got sooooo many dates off of dhez lines lol *Classic* specially "Did it hurt...wen yu fell off dhat cliff the other day...etc" lol

[ezalcinoryahoocom]

The word of the day iz Legs, lets spread the word lol

[minitorx]

the r kelly one was to jks lol

[shanid8925]

HA HA! i laughed waaayy harder than i expected to

[mladalegendaNC]

im gonna kill you hahhahaha

[viet5195]

oh man. this is the best video ive ever seen!! you guys are good. hahhahahhahaahahah

[bridie1875]

Hahaha amazing!!!!

[chevronkael]

that shit is funny

[19narumaniac95]

OMG ROFLMAO.......ur best buys are always at FRY'S....... Lolz dat one had me rollin'

[flute1234555]

OMG! wow...advice... do not EVER use these on a girl!

[RawrBrook]

HAHAHAH the one about R.Kelly. LMFAOO

[pacuzo1978]

How much? now that's funny.

[shawlasosexy01]

"the word of the day is legs. lets spread the word"

that one is too funny lol

[A3R0Shawtii3]

0MJ..

WTF!!!

[Crazynicky1515]

the subway one is genius

[PivDoodle9697]

Lol genius'

[XXMANUNITED07XX]

LMFAOOOOO "i lost your number, can i have your adress" yall my nikkaz

[LiamsMusic78]

lol i love the last one

[skeyefeye]

lollllll

[theballeruonceknew]

wow idk to give em props or to laugh. haha

[nierachris]

the best one was"the word of the day is legs.....lets spread the word" lol

[stars270]

i have never been so confused in my life :S lol

what the hell was that ??????!!!!????

[mzSwaGGchick]

ay dat waz kinda funn bt day went 2 far wit dat michael jackson part bt still funny

[RAIDER5KID]

@mzSwaGGchick this was made before he died.

[dolph80550]

man this shit was good. i like the comedy

[chicknchack89]

omg that was surprisingly funny!! lol

[katieleer]

hahah that was the shit

[GinWhateva27]

LMFAO!!!!!!! XD i love this!!!!!!

[shambric4]

FUNNY

[jordieandhearts15]

haha this really made me laugh :D

"i have candyyyy"

XD

[IrIsHpUnKScOoL]

lmfao

"my heart is a track meet" n "i bet you this is subway....eat fresh" rrroootttfffllllmmmmfffffaaaoo­o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[zefzima]

the word of the day is legs .. lets spread the word

[ShanTellyTV]

Lets Play A Game Im R.Kelly Yur Fifteen Lol.

Are Yu Hurt? Lmao

Im Fina Say Es To My Dude Frends

[Rtv03]

That is just soooo wrong it's awesome hahahahaha

[smklakken]

LOL. "i have candy"

[beanergurl123]

lmfao "are we at mcdonalds? cuz im lovin it !

[MuzicIsMiiLife]

lol .. " how much "

[Jaz573]

hahaha i have watched this 50 times in a row

[stevnx2]

im going to kill you ROFL!

[BeastyRooster7]

LOL i lost my number can i have your address

[twilightmad95]

LOL, r u for real?

[DungeonsNRabbits]

That was stupid

[09xSunnyDx13]

i have CANDY...l.m.a.o

[Brianvpp]

I wanna marrie you an have childrens an steel your money XD that is Cool :P

[greendaylover0022]

the mj one was kinda mean

[JericAndTrickster]

yeah it was

[idisbandrewl]

hahah leave it up to that asian to bring internet into it. HAHA

[halotango3]

i lost my number can i have your adress? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHhAHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAaA xDDD

[jaylw09]

mj & lil kids needs b taken off here

[JericAndTrickster]

yeah it does

[noXmoreXnames]

them funny

[roselove]

man that was funny the one about did it hurt that was all long but it was funny and the burger king one that was a good one well keep it up very funny lol

[Thrillaholic]

"I lost your number. Can i have your address?"

LOL, love it

[PlatinumTank]

SO FUNNY!!!!

[foxhound23]

lmao that shit looks like they read off a board card lmao

[lazelle123]

ill b r kelly nd u b 15 lmao

[drock2170]

"The word of the day is legs...spread the word"

--Classic

[joshmccann247]

i cryed with laughter brilliant

[sandrasalinas1818]

LMAO that was to funny.

[shawnmcghee1]

Those were some good ones!  X-D

[Rileyhueyb]

"is it hot in here or is that your breath" LOL

[CaptainVasya]

lol funny ones ;) btw ryan gives out 7 days of one on one pickup coaching for free at modern-casanova com

[pinkybubblez09]

lol

[McDigittee]

i have candy...

:] if anyone ever used any of these on me, i'd probably just start laughing and fall in love with them. lol

[1414babyangel]

wow das wird lol :p

[xfade2blakx]

lol.. there were like 2 good ones there.. but it was still pretty funny..

im deff gonna use the one bout mickey d's lol..

[bossfrg]

ummm i feel embarassed watching this

[giannayeah]

lOl..WtF yA SilLY.EHEHEH

[iRockDEMSkiiniies]

that was funny :)

[islandXgurl]

LMAO. haha funny shit

[Owjeh]

The "spread the word" is funny xD

[brazaman]

ballin hahahaha

[sushi1008]

...im going to kill you at the end i was like BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

[ronnieron555]

Ur Hella ugly FTW!!!! ROTFL!!!

[princessdeniseb95]

ur hella ugly lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

[aphrodesire]

ROTFFFFFFFLLL - i lost my number, can ihave ur adress?

[onlyleebaby]

tht was freakn great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[LionDomoRaawrs]

you guys are awsome. LOL

[dirtynympho1]

lol

[himckyprincess]

i have never laughed soo hard hahahaha that was great!!

[Twilightergus23]

did it hurt?? when u fell of the cliff the other day??...lolz

[Kakes555]

I LUV DIS VIDEO

[NoParking23]

hilarious

[Ashes828]

lol funny

[Dnajah27]

LMFAOOO the RKELLY one was messed up!!

[ShyBuddafly]

lmao!

[oldppls]

"are you a ho cause you look like one" lmao I lol'ed at that first one

[irishboss29]

i thought the best one was the alphabet one since people say it the most.

[lms765]

dont fight it let it happen! thats the funniest part!!!!

[EnZeppelin]

hahaha nice one!

[tjb123tjb]

i HAVE CANDY!!!!!!

[bestfriendsmoandyosh]

It was funni,

but the micheal jackson part is wrong..

[lms765]

oh my gosh thas so funny fo real

[xen164]

I HAVE CANDYYYYYYYY

[yoeldabomb]

another epic ending

[mcL3van]

hahahaha, u guys r so stupid. lmao!

[erniesanchez]

some of it is dumb but there are parts were its freaking hilarious haha

[ninjamitcherz]

hahaha. Hilarious!

[hunter9560]

u bunch a gay fagget ass niggers and asians who probably just suck each others cocks all the time

[deadrockon]

Lol thats som funney shit

[flick908]

lmao dese niggas dont got no game lols

but sum funny shit tho

[ceian09]

i hope no one is making fun of MJ now and if you think this is funny search funny words by drmangelo are something