Jake and Amir: Locked Out

[TaiwaneseSamurai]

Rejected!

[shaq147]

theyre like a couple

[mwahahaha369]

i would love to smash the door in his face then maybe...just maybe...say sorry

[guitarninja05]

zloadesf I would've just kicked the door down

[zloadesf]

i would have just called the police.... just saying

[cdabossman]

@ camogirl, fatty

[camogirl141]

i want a donut right now.....

[MaryKateMcGrath]

@mizledyooth , the guy with the glasses is amir and the other one is jake.

[torchinaces]

i love how none of the jake and amir videos have a second to last second. for no reason at all. seriously check it out

[DethFan1]

@torchinaces That's how it is on every single Youtube video. I figured that out a year ago.

[torchinaces]

@DethFan1 really!? that's weird i only noticed that on these

[DethFan1]

@torchinaces Maybe its because its addicting. O_o*watches another episode*

[torchinaces]

@DethFan1 LOL i've made it my goal to watch all of them over christmas break

[jcdmonline]

@torchinaces okay.....who notices that?!?!?!?! but i agree none of them do:p

[floranugget]

cant. stop. watching.

[theeterluvr13]

I said random as flonk the other day and nobody knew what i was talking about. More people need to start watching Jake and Amir.

[nikkinikki0651]

"its not what did...... its what you didnt do... "

[BrownSugaRush]

Why do Jake and Amir remind me Mordecai and Rigby from Regular show?

[SkylarkVII]

@echirls At least he/she isn't an obnoxious, hackneyed douchebag.

[echirls]

@mizledyooth are you nucking futs? Are u a nucking futcase

[mizledyooth]

so which one is jake and which is amir?

[FuseReconFn]

@mizledyooth Amir the 1 with glasses, Jake one without glasses

[bhmok9898]

i love it when the top 2 comments are connected to eachother :D

[MrDarkMuscle]

@bhmok9898 wierd cause i hate it. why like two of the same comments. can i get a thumbs up (this is the part where you call me a dousche and thumb it up anyway)

[DUKEisINyoFACE]

Pause at 0:47

That face scares the shit out of me.

[HIKAJO]

why did he close the light?

[893263007]

@HIKAJO in English we say "turn off" the light.

[mehrabrym]

@bjiadmg @Konata101 It's called a manual lock that can't be opened from outside with a key!

[xxUnrealAcexx]

"WRONG! Random as flonk! Byeee" *Flicks off light switch*

[gmoddude1]

RANDOM AS FLUNK

[lemonofminecraft]

I love jim and dwigh- i mean jake and amir

[Manishh95]

@lemonofminecraft lmfaooo jim and dwight are still pretty fkn funny though

[LolThatOneDude]

okay idk but the entire time that video was playing i thought about stabing a knife into the door so there was a hole then taking a saw and sawing a gaint hole in the door so he could just walk in

[Leo413623]

thumbs up for having the answer AND the question as top comment so I don't have to go searching.

[MrTraverslol]

@Leo413623 No because then one of them would be kicked out you cunt

[Leo413623]

@MrTraverslol lol

[paultheprincess]

@Leo413623 If you're asking for thumbs up that means you want to be top comment, but if I give you that you'll push out one of the other top comment thereby negating what you were trying to get us to approve of in the first place. I'M SO CONFLICTED.

[Lillypad365]

i disliked this video because my lightsaver handle was getting too small.

[boojam007]

@Lillypad365 that is a new comment i havent seen, nice



[TurtleBlastingOG]

@Lillypad365 rebecca black must be sith cause her light saber is redder than a banana

[Danthesoccer]

@Lillypad365 It's called a lightsaber.

[Morrowind09]

@Lillypad365 ...Lightsaber...:facepalm:

[RenegadeShorts]

@Morrowind09 OH god forbid someone makes a typo, it's almost as if it was a mistake. D:

[Morrowind09]

@RenegadeShorts It's like a sin. So many people do it in the UK it should be a legally punishable offence. It's Lightsaber, NOWHERE in the any of the films do they sound like they're saying "Lighsaver".

[RenegadeShorts]

@Morrowind09 But I think you should also realize that the B key, sits right next to the V key.

[Morrowind09]

@RenegadeShorts Then don't touch type if you can't do it?

[TheAlertHusky]

@Lillypad365 Stop making those retarded comments, especially when you don't know what a "Lightsaber" is. Have you even heard of starwars?

[Epic9bowner67]

@Lillypad365 fail...

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

@Lillypad365 small as your dick! sorry. just had to do it lol

[JoeisWinning]

@Lillypad365 *lightsaber

[JoeisWinning]

@Lillypad365 sorry, i didnt read the second top comment

[jesusthroughmary]

@Lillypad365 You must have been talking to my 5-year-old son. Stalker.

[Stinoism]

@Lillypad365 ASSHOLE

LIKE THIS VIDEO IMMEDIATLY!

[acomesbeforez]

he pokes the doornob like its some one's nose

[FERNANDOMALONY]

amir is acting like 8 year old



[blank21121]

@FERNANDOMALONY when does he ever act his age?

[DaBiebz]

0:59

[marshallbrooks1]

uhm.. that sucked lol

[drama968]

10:00pm, time my parents want me to sleep

1:00 am, time i actually go to sleep after watching jake and amir <3

[chicagoo17]

Intro was the funniest part

[HIKAJO]

I like to see the actors shadows .. it's looks wierd when they talk

[aiman882]

the door is unlocked...!!!

[iamsopoor9]

old intro means good jake and amir

[1MusicInYou1]

Itd be funny if Amir freaked cuz he forgot he was scared of the dark.

[brandonjamres]

RANDOM AS FLONK

[kgsolaman5000]

This is so random. That my dad moved

[MrAreix]

Wow everyone who voted up the top comment is dumb

[kgsolaman5000]

@MrAreix No

[xoRUDYox]

@Bruno1793 no

[OARfanatic]

Finally, a top comment that replies to another top comment, rather than some three year old comment

[TheNicandjes]

I love Amir ! (:

[TheBlondeNation]

I DEMAND a shirt that says Sooo... Dinner Tonight? With a picture of Amir, please!

[kulkid07]

@TheBlondeNation agreed :D

[MultiDukeman]

i hate amir. simple as that.

[GiraffePants27]

@MultiDukeman I hate you. Simple as that.

[CWA2879]

@MultiDukeman suck my dick

[bballpsycho64]

if i had a coworker like amir, id probably kill him before the first week ends.

[jareth312]

Why is Amir so much like a woman and nosy girlfriend?

[dantewong4325]

s they live together?

[Dylman90]

Lol one of the tags is Baby's Face

[yadiggems]

i like this...and i'm a mormon :) im not

[ImmaHugYou]

"hey its jake and AYAYYAYAGYDGSAJ"

[lotromanic21]

love it

[yl0125]

the happy couple fight

[MrA7Xfan13]

Ok, so today my brother bet me 30 dollers, to not watch jake and amir, and i just wanted to say i have sucessfully went without jake and am- FUCK IM ON IT NOW

[Girfan108]

I'll mail you a wolf...

[MegaDJTurner]

hey guys i made fun of chuck n....

[AwesomeAr15]

@pantsonalog me too they're just so easy to go from one to the next to the next to the next to the next...

[MultiMothertrucker]

they used the same intro on another episode but i cant remember which one....

[MrA7Xfan13]

Amir's dad saw amir in jakes apartment and guess what??? HE FRICKEN MOVED!!!

[CanadiansPwn]

jakes probably like f*** it im callin a swat team

[mpk1414]

y is amir such a fag?

[crazed123321]

Wow 3 and a half hours

[9189erbear1195]

random as flonk.

hm. i shall use that one day.

[pantsonalog]

oh damn i just looked at the clock and i've been watching these videos for the passed three and a half hours...

[scottyraw13]

lol whats funny *silence*

[GTKAIMW]

i would soooo kill amir at that point...

[MRskinitup]

RANDOM IS FLONK, BYE!!!!!!!

[Witness51]

@MRskinitup *as*

[robertgreally]

random as fronk?

[StudleySwimmer]

spam 7

[gracei98pettyfer]

LMFAO so hilarious but amir annoys me but i still love him even though he's kind of an idiot!! jake is cool though:)

[Proskittledness1315]

3-7-9 repeat :)

[bjiadmg]

Um, doesn't Jake have a key to his own apartment??

[sbsb0123]

@bjiadmg maybe amir stole it

[FlyzakiFM]

@bjiadmg noticed there was a key on the other side of the keyhole... problably the spare key amir found inside the house somehow... so MAIBE jake had the key but couldnt use it...

[Konata101]

@bjiadmg I think Amir took the key?

[ivyrosewoodcock]

@Konata101

Amir's not that smart. lmfao.

[Konata101]

@ivyrosewoodcock

Or is he?

[MySlimey]

@Konata101 Common Sense

[QuiickScopedYa]

@bjiadmg no amir has it how should he get in else?

[eminemnr1]

@bjiadmg Amir took Jakes key and went to his apartment and then locked the door... Jake descovered that he dosent have a key and Amir is at his apartment...

I feel like writing a novel about Jake and Amir...

Like write a book about all the videos... =D

How awesome would it be??? lol

[EJCSingzer]

@eminemnr1 FANFICTION!!!

[olentattimies]

@bjiadmg

amir stole them ?

[southparkfanatic101]

@bjiadmg Amir stole it, obviously.

[SuperRandomToast]

@bjiadmg Amir probally stole it. Knowing him, he'd probally eat it. XP

[adeekomkolokom]

@bjiadmg if u have a key to your apartment and it's locked from inside then u cant get in.

[djvk11]

@adeekomkolokom ur a dumbass when a door is locked its locked from the inside

[kiasta]

@bjiadmg Have you never been in an apartment that had a deadbolt with no key hole...?

[BushuetRossii]

i know ive heard this intro in another J&A...

[CubishBalls]

One question:

Why is Amir SUCH AN ASS!?

[sadlystuckinreality]

i should be doing homework,,,,cant stop watching!!!

[CubishBalls]

@sadlystuckinreality

Just do your homework, son.

[texasangelluv328]

How do they keep from just cracking up laughing???

[killertron123451]

Better way to resolve.

"Hey Amir I am going to MacDonalds, wanna come with?"

*opens door*

"Let me just get my walllet"

*Smashes Amir's head against the door*

[TheNortherner55]

i give jake mad props, i would have killed amir by now

[square3thix]

i would punch the shit out of amir

[blockhart]

random as flonk BYE

[Bellavista26]

THIS IS MY APARTMENT! haha x)

[MsWatching8]

@Bellavista26

Ugh... I knew you'd bring that up!

[Bellavista26]

"wats funny??" silence haha xD

[EvilApple567]

RANDOM AS FLAUNK!

Funniest thing i have ever heard.

[NH4CHO]

HAHA they sound like the skits Amir did with Streeter - the overgrown guy girlfriend!!

[TrueMetapon]

i should be revising my french

[potatoelover95]

im not gonna lie you guys are pretty god damn awkward

[footballguy146]

god dammit i have a 20 paragraph paper due tommorow and its 1 and i havnt started it yet i cant stop WATCHING THESE!!!!!!!!!

[TheMusicInOurLives]

love the intro

[TheJerry220]

just go break into amirs place of residence. dah.

[wannabeeish]

no 1:13? ;o

[MarleezWorld]

I love Jake and Amir and all...they even made me want to do a show like them at one point but I miss their old stuff...am I the only one who feels that way??

[iadoregaga]

The HA killed me

[Dragodemon000]

Random as flunk.

[naijaboy777]

lol amir looks like a lively david after dentist

[bkluger]

184 People didn't do everything

[angelfuturejob]

I would just kick my door in

[JustGhastly]

@angelfuturejob Cool.

[LilTurtle1212]

@G0Dpwnz777 have you? Because there are two other channels with jake and amir videos they didnt upload on college humor

[Gleamingirl3928]

@LilTurtle1212 hey, do you know what those 2 other channels are called?? THANKS

[LilTurtle1212]

@Gleamingirl3928 jakeandamir1 and amirblumenfeld tv

[LilTurtle1212]

@Gleamingirl3928 theres one more called officialjakeandamir

[TheAlesanarocks]

GOD THERES NOT ENOUGH JAKE AND AMIR VIDEOS :(

[sheldons7]

I want to intern for College Humor

[weirdoneism]

eeehh random as flonk bye

[steeevar]

i wonder where jake is going to sleep

[Blaksword67]

the latch was not turned, it wasnt locked heheh

[XxSkittledropXx]

"ooooo he's on fiaaaaaaa"

[GlassehDanse]

is this season 2 O_e confusedddd.

[ZEntROStick]

the people that thumbs up the comments that say they have watched all the jake and amir vids are the same as that person

[sraha710]

yeah. i can't get enough of these guys.

[DoucheFagX]

haha random as flonk

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

the best part was when it showed jake and amir!

[gab10rocks]

haha loved it!!!

[SchwarzerMannn]

how many episodes are there? my god i feel like ive seen a million of these videos ^^

[hunterxxx11]

@SchwarzerMannn 170 ish

[KashhKashhhh]

@SchwarzerMannn not enough.

[generalgooge7]

@SchwarzerMannn one million and two acutely

[xIJadex]

@SchwarzerMannn 1179 dumbass

[Teufell22]

@xIJadex its not common knowledge that there are x # of episodes..by the way..how did you get that # of episodes? by looking at the top of the screen? in that case you would still be wrong..as it says 1170..and 1170 is not the number of episodes of J&A but total college humor episodes..so you would be wrong there too buddy..do yourself and everyone else a favor and stop trying to be a tough guy on the internet..and also you should learn how to read numbers..you troll

[thepenguinfromhell]

@SchwarzerMannn not enough



[MrMasterMan007]

@SchwarzerMannn they have about 400 episodes now :)

@MrMasterMan007 400? I know there are 156 on the playlist on youtube and a few that were before the playlist(like this one) and 1 or 2 on the college humor site, I don't think that adds to 400