Tentacolino - 2/10

[xxxcoolchickxxxxx]

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WHAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?!?!? DB<!!!!!!! WHAT!!?!?!? THE TENTI- WHY-WHO- DX<!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, I have to go stare at myself crying in the mirror now. :B

[ShadowGunner82]

this is too painful for me to watch. Seriously.

[UncleSpankification]

6:00 Captain planet comes in on a chariot drawn by Pinkie Pie. Now I've seen everything.

[Terastas]

Wow. Only sixteen minutes in before it manages to completely out-crazy the first one.

[chrissinewman]

Drugs! This can be the only answer of making that movie!

[MAnnaconduit1]

@chrissinewman I am so surprised they didn't overdoes, they would have had to snort quite a bit for this to happen.

[MasterMorty]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[MAnnaconduit1]

@MasterMorty no effect use the nuke, only something as terrible as that can kill something as terrible as this.

[loneshewolf74]

Borrrrr-ing!

[MacNille]

Can someone explain to me, why shark can bite throught soild steel?

[Pretztailfan95]

@MacNille Apparently sharks are the aquatic equivalent of rats.

[Hollywoodu360]

No crap its terrible because its direct to home.

[sangheilijedi]

stopped at 3 mins, pretend it ended with them drowning, watched something else... like the rest of you should

[CaptMARNEY]

Dammit those "breathing apparatuses" are just big bubbles! They'd have even LESS air to breathe with than when they were in the submarine! Oh fuck it.

[CynicalRaven461]

Lines that don't match up to the facial expressions, Sharks more concerned with dental health than finishing off their prey, telegrams sent via jellyfish that end up in the hands of a whaler, the introduction of mermaids from Atlantis, aresol cans that spew out air bubbles, an octupus more concerned with a dog than with two people.

Ladies and Gentleman. We have entered Incoherent Cinematic Hell. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Ladies and Gentlemen

[alayna001]

My brain feels as though it was just raped by stupidity... Ow.

[SethBlizzard]

I still don't see why people hate this one? I mean, next to Titanic: The Legend Continues. Sure, it's utterly insane and chessy, but at least it's coherent in its own, crazy way. The characters interact with each other, there's something bordering on acting, and some of the characters (like the main shark here) have some appeal. That's gotta count for something, right?

[csBob447]

9:30 yes, WHAT ABOUT SMILES!

*heavenly sounds* smiles will live

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MAnnaconduit1]

oh my god i can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide from watching this, it is so terrible, what god forsaken human being would find this entertaining, the characters sound exactly like they are reading from scripts, have no personality and the lines are fucking cheesy and ridiculous. Every person who worked on this deserves to be lined up and shot.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

So now, they're mixing the Titanic with Atlantis...?

This was made by people who were high, right?

[Zephyrrix]

"It's an important message!"

"very important"

"listen, this is very important"

STOP SAYING THAT! I GET IT ALREADY! Dx

[MrBuch169169]

I hope one day somebody will address me as 'undeniable master of all evil'.

[DarthKillerRoblox1]

Another Movie From The Creators Of The Legend Of Titanic. Fail.

[Albusvesper]

Lol! this movie is hurting me

[bookerc1]

...WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU JUST TAKE THEM BACK UP TO THE SURFACE?!?!?!?

[DarkToboki]

Fucking bubbles!

[XaneCross]

And the sailor mouse is happy something bad is about to happen.

[CitizenLegg]

1:48-1:54 Kinda like the writers of this movie!

[dudeman5685]

Thumps up if this gave you a mermaid fetish!

Whats wrong with me?

[Chunkboi]

@dudeman5685 Probably an ego defense mechanism...a mermaid fetish would be among the least dangerous things this movie could leave you with.

[dragonlover161616]

Why the fuck are their horses...why am I questioning this madness?!

[CatatonicKuroneko]

Wait....... the bad guy from the first movie DYED his hair! It was gray before!

[roxieheart100]

how do you make a spin off of a rip off of a rip off?

[HeraLedro]

That is the most insultingly and ridiculously camp Octopus EVER. "I'll rip out their teeth and make a beautiful necklace out of them!" WTF?!

[chibicelchan]

WHAT. IS EVEN. THE HELL. HAPPENING. IN THIS MOVIE.

[Boogung]

sharks can bite through steel?! D:

The human race is screwed.

[LauraIsPink]

7:35 well if they weren't dead already they sure as hell are now. fucking dumb asses.

[jasonhalloween]

There were in titanic?

[ThisCakeIsAPie]

If you're in trouble why the hell are you smiling?

And you, aren't you a boy?

and you aren't you....A RACIST?

[tropper1138]

What is this, I dont even

[crcoghill]

this is shit.

[crazyauthor16]

Waaaaaait. Did you just combine the Titanic disaster with the Atlantis legend? You've got to be kidding me, movie. That does NOT HAPPEN!

[bleefinson]

...now where did all these mer-people come from? ATLANTIS?! *shortly after: "...we'll take them bat to atlantis to take care of them." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

[countsmegula]

Why does the mouse at 0:08 sound like Luke from the Professor Layton games? :P

[SaintBroken]

"I swear if anything bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make them into the most beautiful necklace youve ever seen!" wow.. that was sooooo threatening. xDD

[lasse4eva]

I'll rip every tooth outta that shark and make them into the most beautiful necklace you've seen!!!

[VoiceoftheBoa2]

@lasse4eva Funniest line in this whole movie...

[TheBronxShogun]

EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, RUSH IT OUT ASAP!

[LiskowicStudios]

thy that octopus has face of little doggy ? and... WTF I AM WATCHING !!!

[SuperShadow781]

does anyone have a bottle of Jack Daniel's i could borrow. Cause I could use a big one

[musicxisxlife15]

6:07 WHAAAAAAAT?!! UNDERWATER HORSES?! NOW IT'S LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS CRAP TRYING TO MAKE US MAD!

[mothrasaurus]

@musicxisxlife15 Not to mention friggin DINOSAURS!!!!!!!! THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlvinYTP]

........

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING????!!!! D8<

[NickBFilms]

what happened to ronnie and the other mouse's voices

[BBPatterson12]

lol Look at Mr. Ice after he cuts the cables! He looks like he just got a new set of braces!

[anastaisa100]

HORSES UNDERWATER WTF MOVIE LOL

[SuperShadow781]

am i the only one who thinks Tentacles sounds like Spongebob

[Bane340]

I was thinkinng this movie wouldn´t be so bad after all. And then I saw 6:14 and drank a lot of vodka to keep watching

[thehoosierfortheUK]

*I get on the phone* yeah, BRING IT IN!!! * a CH-47 helicopter flies in carrying a giant statue-of-liberty sized bottle of Jagermeiseter or for me, Captain Morgan.* Proceed.

[Nyarlathoteplol]

8:31 looks like a baby Atlantean will be bursting out of her chest in the near future.

[pikminmon]

6:04 as i watched this at midnight, i litarly yelled "WHAT THE FUCK". i woke up the whole house.

[blackkid56789]

on the top corner of the left you can see titanic

[AFMountaineer2000]

I thought I could watch this whole movie but after the Atlanteans showed up, that was just too much.

[StevenTheMagicShrimp]

1. How the hell are they breathing in that thing? As purple pointed out, the technology at the time would not make it possible

2. How come they tear up the STEEL cable more than the rope?

3. I'm sorry, but fish people? Really movie?

4. 8:42-8:44. Why is her hair flowing like that if she's not underwater? And for that matter, how can she breath?

5."There's still a man and a woman in there Otty. Will you help us take them back to Atlantis" "Yes of course we'll help you" Is he Gollum?

[timelordthetrain]

At least the voice acting is good . . .oh wait, IT ISN'T!

[ifrit1780]

At first I thought this movie was messed up, then they made it more crazy by putting the atlantis ppl in it...

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

Fact: spraying semen on peoples faces helps them breathe

[94xSuperAngel]

I've just died inside.....................

[gmjjack]

The Titanic: According to Sarah Palin

[Mtown3254]

So now instead of having a full compartment of air, everybody has only a tiny little bubble around their head. Wonderful, they'll be dead in a fraction of the time!

Also, the part about smile talking gibberish seems almost ad-libbed

[aquapendulum]

3:16 Yeah, you got to brush your teeth first, that's their idea of "educational" material, eh?

4:59 Sea creatures know the alphabet and Morse Code? Damn...

5:15 Wow, that didn't even match what the shark boss is saying.

5:55 Dude, WTF? You threw a fucking iceberg in the last movie, what's so heavy about that sphere?

6:19 Gay voice

7:27 Sounds like tentacle porn, oh wait...

7:47 Morse signal is not radio wave. FAIL!

9:48 Yeah, like what you just said.

[reccaphoenix]

yellow?!? I HATE YELLOW?!?  wtf....

[Razzlewolfflight]

Who gave Maltravers the hair dye???

[digitalconservative]

Atlantians? WTF?!

8:18 best sound ever

[digitalconservative]

Atlantians? WTF?!

[ifrit1780]

why is that mouse so excited about being in big trouble?

[masterepsworth]

Does the fact that Tentacles recognised the blonde chick mean that the first story wasn't just Grandpa's stupid tale but fact? And if so, ...oh. never mind...

[ZillaRocks]

My sanity is slipping away from me with each passing second I watch this....I LOVE RAPPING SHARKS! hahahaHAahaha

[MrMatto91]

Good lord i think the people who made this died of drug abuse.

[MrMatto91]

I cant even think of a comment to write for this,

[SAOrules]

My god the nostalgia critic HAS to review this piece of crap too!

[claytoncastel]

I really don't know if I can watch this all the way through. I mean, really? Merpeople?

[ThatGuywhoSpillNerd]

you know what we need...roy schneider, we need him and richard dreyfuss and that other guy to destroy the head shark.

[MaverickWhig]

0:08 to 0:16

...?

[Reelbigearth]

@MaverickWhig

We are REALLY in trouble! :D

Trust me, it's REALLY BIG! 8D

[MaverickWhig]

@Reelbigearth I'm glad you're so enthusiastic about it!

[boredandalive]

spray on air bubbles, fk amasing why do we have diving suits?

[MegaKossak]

Man... here, Tentacles doesnt look as muscled as in the first movie...

[bigbunny89044]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[Wellworm]

The only reason I don't need hard drugs while watching this moive is because its is more mentally damaging than a snorting party in a paint factory.

[chadmanfraney]

First, rapping shark. Second, Mer-people. Third, the return of the evil whaler. ughhhhhhhhhhhh. I am tired.

[chadmanfraney]

Mer-people D8 KILL ME!

[carnagereputation]

WTF? MERMAIDS NOW? :L

[soldatsolidsquall]

wait wasnt that mouse in love with the human women but now it seems that its a female mouse thats so racist

[gmjjack]

It looks like theyre pulling pube hairs out of his mouth. Someone likes felacio lol

[FilmFTW1]

... nope, gonna need a moment... (stares in front of mirror and cries) OK... off we go....

[Jetblast01]

Movie...so bad...can't watch all in one sitting...

[bazakusan0]

@ 9:16 did Tentacles just say HOMO?!?!

[geardog24]

8:00 huh when did Big Boss dye his hair?

[DarknessbUnnie]

GET OUT OF THE WAY! I'M COMIN'! D8<

[leosummerchrisshin]

Why in lords name am I watching this?!

[Trowasgirl]

Dear God... I feel soo bad for the Nostalgia Critic :( He's going to go through Hell with This one!

[colonelmcdoogle]

Sharks have a LOT of teeth. That octopus is a freaking sadist.

[NightHedgehog]

7:35 Well, it's a good thing there's no water pressure that deep in the ocean. Otherwise they would've been instantly crushed.

[CaptainTooner]

1:40 - I just notced that one shark sounds like Joey Wheeler trying to do a Christopher Walken impression.

[A88mph]

@CaptainTooner So... 4Kids dubbed this movie? if so, ten that would explain why it's terrable :)

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

why this remeber secret of nimh 2 so much?

[ArtemusCain666]

Is the size of the shark leader in constant flux?

[TheBatmanSmells]

@NefariousEvildoer no I think the poor Nostalgia Critic needs time to recover from his last animated Titanic movie review.

[KampferXeon]

Hooray for the random... Poseidon... What- Am I on something?

Also, why is there a damn dog in a deep-sea...

Screw it.

[puppetaccountable]

maybe i was to harsh, this is a movie for children and I guess it has some kind of charm. I was just deeply offended by how bad it is.

[puppetaccountable]

This is the worst dialogue ive ever seen, its seriously so bad incompetence cannot explain it. It is impossible for a human to be this horribly bad at writing dialogues, a person that bad simply cannot exist. If he/she do, he/she is a abomination and need to be cleansed from this world with fire.

The only rational explanation is that they did not care at all and just put random crap where the animated lips demanded it.

Real title: The tentacle rape of moving pictures as an art form.

[CrimsonPetal100]

You know...if the Titanic had nothing to do with this and it was just any old kid's movie it would have been ok...but this is just insulting, stupid and an utterly nonsensical piece of shit...I'm not watching anymore after this part.....

[FilmFTW1]

I'm going to stop this from here. I can't... witness this shit anymore. I'll start the Third Impact, then.

[mrbill191715]

BIG BOSS

[kitkatcutie520]

He didn't notice that she was still alive?! Didn't he realize that in the last movie?

[kitkatcutie520]

and the people on the ship don't notice the wires moving vigorously? >.<

[EvilKaltivel]

This is retarded. There's absolutely nothing else that can be said about this... "movie".

[BunkerFox]

Ah, an air bubble round their head. That will surely protect them against the freezing temperature and ship crushing pressure. Also, those things would just have as much air in as when she sprayed it surely.

Why am I pointing out logic errors in a Titanic sequel with Atlantis in it and a rapping shark?

[ElderGodBrandon]

o.o atlantis? really? like they couldnt just stick to the original movie storyline it started out so great......now its gotten sorta odd like the land before time series did for the movies....

[MrEvergreen0375]

0:40 "We have T-moblized it"????????????

I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW T-MOBILE IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW!!!!

[Wellworm]

0:11. I like just how happy the mouse is about the fact they're in terrible danger. Maybe he had a brief moment of recognition, which he comprehends the uselessness of his own character. When he sees the sharks, he sees his one chance for his own cartoonish end, and this is the only thing that brings him hope.

[TheDashingHero]

WHY IS HE SMILING WHILE THEY TALK ABOUT BAD THINGS???

[jroeder0]

For the record...this film takes place in 1915

And there is NO indication there is a war going on right now!!!! I doubt an expedition would be there at that moment in time because of U-Boat threats

[Videot01]

0:43 Oh please don't use his name. He doesn't deserve it. 2:35 coughKissarsecough Well, that brushing scene was totally necessary. 5:44 You should know seeing as how you saw her at the end of the last film. 6:07 Oh, no. 7:39 That's, uh... that's strange. 8:01 Oh joy the wannabe pirate and his stooge are back. 8:39 "Air in a can!" Now available at your local Wal-Mart. 9:16 They're fish why do they need horses?

[NefariousEvildoer]

Nostalgia Critic should review this movie.

[CalicoVall]

@NefariousEvildoer And the one before it.

[tencents6]

@NefariousEvildoer Then, do it. Go to his site and DEMAND he review it.

[kitkatcutie520]

@NefariousEvildoer , he probably will in his next review (in case you haven't seen his recent Titanic review)

[BeluOranje]

is it me or the humans got younger from the first movie to that one although it is supposed to be a sequel.

[Rosebunse]

Why do they need magical horses? Really, why?

[msmshoi13]

Conners has put a smile on his face and happy as a pothead.

[Shadowwand]

"Everyone in Position!" Position to do what?

How many Atlantians does it take to open a sub? 6:52 "with the little air they have left they can't make it to the surface"

So instead... you're going to put breathing masks on them and take them to Atlantis.... Isn't the surface closer, plus you won't have to deal with silly humans. Put the masks on them and let them go back to the surface. They are all knocked out anyways and won't remember how they got there.

[Bobzeaux]

Thank you, Tentacolino, for making Jar Jar Binks look like a plausible and well-defined character.

[Kyolover8]

how the hell did they have horses underwater? o.o

[lollypop123452]

How can a shark send a message to a human WTF

[lollypop123452]

SCAREFACE is a shark NOOOOO!

[WhitedragonTera]

Wait... horse is blue at 6:06 then shifts into pink mode on on 6:12 ... but then again, this whole "Masterpiece" Is a wreck... should make a drinking game, for every stupid thing in this movie.. I guess people would actually die while watching it then.

[Pooky1991]

Was that one mouse actually happy they were in a life and death situation? Is he on exstasy?

[snakes3425]

Tenticals: I sware if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and I'll make them into the most beutiful necklace you've ever seen

Wha?

Tenticals: If something---- Yeah I heard you the first time, just to clarify was that suppose to be a threat? If it was it has to be the DUMBEST THREAT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!! !

[DocSane]

@snakes3425 Snakes, I have to say at this point that you seem slightly obsessed with this film. You seem to have a new comment nearly every day.

[Setzer2500]

@DocSane Can you blame him? It's like you can't watch, but you can't turn away, such is the sheer level of morbid curiosity this inspires.

[Bobzeaux]

Big-lipped Alligator Movie!

[snakes3425]

5:26: oh god you mean no one harpooned the octopus after he sank the Titanic and killed 1500 people

[snakes3425]

Tenticals: They're my friends, and they'll die if I don't bring them back to the surface

Actually given the choice, I'd rather be fish food. Also if I found out the Octopus who nearly killed me by sinking the ship I was on, I wouldn't be too happy seeing him, in fact my first reaction to seeing him would be to take a crowbar to his face

[Moonlitdarksword]

How come the steel wire was the most badly damaged? Surely the softer material would be worse off.

[Clifftothemax]

"These two cables attach this yellow bubble to the surface. One is good strong steel, the other is a softer material."

Wait... these sharks know about steel... yet they've never heard of rope before??

[Ne0nLobster]

He'll... he'll rip out every tooth in the shark's mouth and make the most beautiful necklace I've ever seen? That's just... random!

[Doomy23]

Did the two mice get gayer since the last movie or is it just me ?

[snakes3425]

This is suppose to be set in 1915 correct there is a global war going on right and our two wooden protagonists can talk to animals right? So why isn't Allied Intellegence trying to get ahold of them and use that gift to turn the tide of said global war, especally against a little something called U-BOATS!!!!!!

[snakes3425]

Did the writers pass out or something? I thought this was called In Search of the Titanic not In Search of Atlantis?

[artman40]

Captain Planet to the rescue!

[CinnabonChan]

Princess Starla and the Jewel Riders!

BUT UNDERWATER 

[Starfirecucumber]

Did that octopus just cry underwater?

[TheIStudios]

This is lame beyond all possible definitions of the word.

[NESSNESS9]

are the mice both female? Male and female? What?

[purplefrf]

I didn't realize that deep-sea diving technology existed back in the 1910's. You learn something new every day...

[SomeFluffer64]

@purplefrf hey yeah! How did the writers not realize that huge mistake?

[ZeldaQueen64]

This is like if you crossed Street Sharks with a stereotypical mafia.

[TitanicExpert]

The first time I saw this, I almost vomited!

[GreenBlossom45]

at :14 why you look so happy O.o

[tscastro114]

Hey there is the Titanic wreck in the background @ 3:21 to 3:23.

[Igonaavo]

3:20 What will ever happen to that guy (who's gender is yet to be determined)?

3:58 In Sharkland bubbles float downwards!

4:48 Octopus tears are just as bitter as any other.

6:13 YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING TENTACOLINO!

7:10 OCTO RAGE

8:20 The paper is blank.

9:10 How does she whistle without air?

9:41 The dog was neutralized.

[Reelbigearth]

@Igonaavo

0:16

" And I am REALLY HAPPY about that!"

[ZeroGal5]

like, WTF?!!!! wasn't that Vanderbuilt guy's hair grey in the first movie!!!! >:/

[Reelbigearth]

@ZeroGal5

I Guess it would be logical if this Vanderbuilt guy was the SON of the original...Wait, what am I saying? This is a movie with atlanteans and the titanic all in one, FUCK LOGIC.

[TheAngelmisa]

AT 0:13

why are you happy that your in trouble?

[tscastro114]

@ TheAngelmisa. He was really high just like the makers of this movie.

[TheAngel]

true.