rodney carrington-reasons to call in sick

[foraxedent]

Could listen to it a 100 times and still laugh my but off at the "what's it feel like to be a fuckin  idiot" part!!!

[a5e26]

LMFAO

[southvalleyrider]

I told my boss this and he laughed cause he heard this before .

[rickysrejects]

not sick, but potenially fatal,when your doin your sister and she also is your twin.

[TheStatePatrol]

Looks like they've been hit in the back of the legs with a bag of nickles. lol

[thesonofthedawn]

Its one thing to talk with a southern accent, which is perfectly fine, but when you type it... yeah that kind of negates any merit in your opinion. :-)

[MrNYCman530]

Once when I called in sick and they asked me what happened, I said I had Anal Glaucoma. They said "What's that". I said "I couldn't see my ass going to work!"

[aslanmemcup]

I'm sorry y'all ...but all the cussin and foul talk ...does NOT make this funny one little bit ....I sure aint amused in the least

You dont hear this kinda trash outta Jeff Foxworthy's mouth..least I havnt yet ..

[swirlingabyss]

@aslanmemcup Shut the fuck up, queer.

[acesandeights65]

my sister said it aint sick?

[bob54446]

imma call in sick tomorow

[MizFluffyPomeranian]

You ever see a woman that makes you go ' OH SHIT!'? They work at Denny's!

50 people laughed so hard they missed the like button, sad really!

[bob54446]

@MizFluffyPomeranian true

[MizFluffyPomeranian]

looked like they got hit in the back of the legs with a bag of nickels

i laughed so damn hard

[MagneticPortal1]

The difference between a smartass and a dumbass is who's writing and who's reading this.......

[uberdavez]

Fuckin your sister is not an excuse in Oklahoma or Arkansas.

[hotfuge8546]

@uberdavez LMFAO thats so messed up!

[kbess74]

that's true about breakfast at denny's . lunch and dinner is ok, but i can't stand thier breakfasts.

[froggyboggy6]

"whats it feel like to be a fuckin idiot?" hahahah

[rocmaven]

watseka theatre watseka illinois has great concerts in 2011;

sept 3 jerrod niemann ; oct 14 the outlaws

[BoddhasServants]

@ChopsueyFox obviously, you are a hostess.

[PureIllness]

@ChopsueyFox your not a fuckin idiot your just a smart ass

[kitkat2251]

...Actually I like Denny's. :/

[lynnbelford217]

@kitkat2251 me 2

[BPALERMO1]

u got to work tomorrow fuck it call in sick

[montgum77]

@ChopsueyFox easy, killer.

[squeezer12]

kick friggin ass, Rodney is the coolest. hit with a bag of nickles. Thats funny as hell. and to you "@redheadeddude219", whats it feel like to be a fuckin idiot? I am seriously asking you that, Rodney was doing a JOKE!!! Leave it to a left wing looney liberal to tear apart a funny JOKE!

[SeraphValo]

@squeezer12 what do politics aka being a liberal have to do with anything?

[refanboykitson]

43 people are humerless freaks

[bdjohndeere]

funny



[HandyMan101]

bag of nickles.. hahahahaha

[TheFaintVideos]

Dude, this is the best guy evar

[benwha]

41 people have ugly sisters!

[Leowen2]

@benwha , I bet yours have to tie a steak around there neck to get the dog to play with them.

[benwha]

@Leowen2 your sisters so ugly they got a sign on their pussy says"FREE, TAKE ONE" just to get someone to fuck them

[redline2300]

ive seen some girls that made me go "OH SHIT"

[TheAlmostExactly]

"You dont sound sick?" "Ive been fuckin my sister that sound sick enough for ya?"

"nawww that aint too bad I been fuckin her too!"

[uhmmidk123]

lmao!!!!!!!

[shubbable]

just becase you make a retarded comment about his dumbass comment doesnt make you any better

[Peanutlane]

41 now

[743magma]

im from kentuky fucken your sister isent sick its a sport

[MidnightKay49]

Sorry if you have to go eat alone, it is due to the fact your a jerk and no one wants to be seen with you.....

[MidnightKay49]

Well for all you out there Denny's is the best and this Rodney is a jerk.

They ask you how many because so many are there waiting for others to join them. you dumb ass jerk, stop trying to be Larry he is funny not a rude jack ass like you

[79ChevyBu]

@MidnightKay49 you must work at denny's LOL... its a joke so dont take it serious...and by the way denny's fukin sucks

[peopleboble]

Man i love boobs

[stealthplayer26]

41 people fucked their sister

[0XLilMissCX0]

Lmao

[TANNERGRN]

sounds like larry the cable guy.

[playboymaxim]

Yeah ain't never seen a cute waitress @ Denny's lol

[sanjurodog]

ooh mannn lolll

[rockneverdie1994]

How did a Rodney Carrington comedy video get turned into something about Hitler? You people have absolutely no life

[whenfatpeoplefall]

Never mind. fuck WARNINGSHOT in his ass I like hitler because you can kick his bitch-ass In video games. Nostradamus predicted hitler but refered to him as "hissler"

[Andymarse]

@whenfatpeoplefall hister

[whenfatpeoplefall]

@klayman2 well,obviously,we have a redneck who's offended,he's fucking his cousin causing trouble for the posters,rednecks aren't a race you dumbshit, so fuck off and besides hitler just sat behind a damn desk until USA was gonna bust down the door and capture him so he can be buttfucked in jail so he killed himself WARNINGSHOT wasn't talking about Rodney and if he was fuck him so until he says he was talking about Rodney get off WARNINGSHOT's dick

[johnrambo55555]

Ya ever seen a woman that makes you go oOh SHIT? They work at Denny's.

[throwingchamp611]

ok all you people shut up! its easy to post threats when theres no repercussions. but i bet 99% of you wouldnt say that shit in front of someones face, so quit being youtube trolls and go do something with your life!

[xbengals]

39 people have brothers not sisters =)

[AlexanderVetrili]

Whats it feel like to be a Fucking Idiot

[fingers607]

tried this and it didnt work

[ssaucer1]

you are fucking funny!!!!!!!!

[TheFBomb87]

Me and his sister fucked him, actually

[candycain0]

I wonder if he really fucked his sister

[TheWarningShot]

@candycain0 He prolly did. He's a redneck.

[BENJItrailNPxL1100]

@TheWarningShot i bet he didnt

[TheWarningShot]

@BENJItrailNPxL1100 I bet you AND him did.

[BENJItrailNPxL1100]

@TheWarningShot definatley not, i have no frickin idea where he lives

[damnthoseyankees]

@TheWarningShot why do all you sumbitches think a redneck is inbred uneducated and shit like that no body fucks theyre sister get over it you racist steriotipical dipshits

[Lukion100]

@TheWarningShot hes a.... cowboy net a redneck >.> if you wana know the difference ask dont be a dick and say shit when you have no idea wtf your talking about sir :)

[klayman2]

@TheWarningShot Fucking cunt shut the hell up and kill yourself so you family doesn't breed anymore with each other. Stereotypical piece of shit, go to school and learn for once.

[TheWarningShot]

@klayman2 redneck.

[klayman2]

@TheWarningShot Don't fucking breed ignorant cunt rednecks aren't bad their just southern people you prick so shut the hell up if you would come down here and say that shit to my face i would curb stomp your ass back into the toilet you were born in.

[TheWarningShot]

@klayman2 Oh give me a break e-thug. Fuckin redneck piece of shit. You still fuckin ur sister? hahaha All rednecks should be burnt to death. We need a hitler for all you rednecks.

[BENJItrailNPxL1100]

@candycain0 i bet he didnt

[onebigbass10]

37 people fucked there sister

[steamboat28]

@onebigbass10 One person doesn't understand grammar.

[Xarai]

@onebigbass10 45 now your family watched the vid

[bdtoll1]

i love this video!!!!!!

[BaMaBoY0330]

" whats it feel like to be a idiot " classic

[MegaTinabrown]

OOOO I need to book mark this...... ;) 

[kai4457]

you dont sound sick, im fuckin my sister that sound sick enough for ya

[ImSmarterThanYuo]

@kai4457 Just because you quote what you heard, doesn't make your comment witty, or intelligent. It's much like those losers who say something relatively stupid, and then it follows with a "Thumbs up if you agree." Nimrods.

[scottrjmatmsncom]

Whats it feel like to be a fuckin idiot?

[TheRedneckGinger]

uuuugghh dennys worst restaurant in america

[acesandeights65]

i told my sister i was sick

[mookysgurl101]

what's it feel like to"be" a fuckin idiot brainiac.

[fourbyfourer]

I think Rodney is the best all time comedian.

[Lukeyboi14]

"looks like they been hit in the back of the leg with a bag of nickels" lolll

[TheGuitarslinger]

HOLEY SHIT DAMN

[jimmddaniel]

call in dead

[10dthompson60]

@jimmddaniel I can't make it to work today, cause I was in a plane crash and everyone was killed and I am a vegitible.

-See you tomorrow

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

@10dthompson60 WOW, steal that from Family Guy. HOW DARE YOU.

[10dthompson60]

@Y0UTUBEFACULTY Yeh really, I should be executed or something.

PLEASE! PLEASE KILL ME FOR SPEAKING!

nimrod

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

@10dthompson60 No, you shall be executed for theft, not speaking. Stealing makes you a nigger. Thieving nigger. 

[10dthompson60]

@Y0UTUBEFACULTY lol sure.

You just keep jumping to conclusions.

whatever keeps your primitive mind occupied

[mchoward13]

@jimmddaniel If we can produce a death certificate, real or fake, with our names on it, that is a reasonable excuse where I work. I'd do it.

[megarodeo100]

!!!!!!

[JustinBeiber1341]

apperantly 33 people don't know funny

[purplefreakization]

rotflmao hilarous

[dancer16130]

he just made my life. :D

[RMLLcrazy]

@firesnake365

You fail dude!



[jjj2beezniz]

how about callin in horny...

[MrBuginator]

i walk in there by my self and the host walks up to me and says how many?

[roget07]

funny shit



[captian19]

I like this

It funny



[nicoletrollof99]

omg this guy is so fucking funny lol i love him

[nicoletrollof99]

this guy is so epic omg funnyer then hell lol

[mrsmercer2u]

@ lilalchemist, yes I am a grammatical and spelling master of the english language. If you'd like some tips before spewing stupidity again, just catch up with me and I won't even charge for my educational services to you....LMAO!!

[mrsmercer2u]

hmmmm, Rodney Carrington is the most funniest....seems like a few ppl (not pointing fingers of course, just nods in lilalchemist's direction) could use a few english, grammar and spelling classes. BTW, most funniest, is not a word, funniest or the funniest, however, is a derivative of FUNNY, with the word "the" being a definite article of the adjective, funny.

[buttlord123]

Denny's is fucking horrible....got the food poisoning from their shitty food

[3nderoX]

@buttlord123 depends which denny's you go to the one i ate at was really good.

[lilalchemist]

@Parscalusarmy: LMFAO I proved myself wrong! :P

[lilalchemist]

@Parscalusarmy: My grammer suck balls? I think you mean you grammer needs to be revised. So reword your sentence and get back to me.

[mrsmercer2u]

@lilalchemist the word is GRAMMAR...Webster's has a dictionary, it's very simple to use, go to the "G's", then go to "GR"; it should not be hard to find, even for you....LOL!!! So before you go off on others grammar skills, check yourself at the door. If you need any help, look me up, I'll be more than happy to educate you, k sweetie??

[firesnake365]

@mrsmercer2u thunk yuw fur theh grammer edamacation i reelie neded thet becus i dunt go too scoool an stuffs. Ok, now, honestly, don't try to be witty when your just a mom who has a facebook because it's "hip" so just shut up I mean, you don't belong on th internet. Plus, when those fb moms go LOL!!! instead of just saying lol it gets on my fckin nerves.

[zero8kira]

@firesnake365 sounds like someone needs a hug (looks at firesnake365)

[MarioSotoJr]

HAHA Rodney's Awesome

[TibyAcount]

what an idiot...

[MegaHockeypuck1]

What do the student say to the teacher ,after telling him that,his dog eat his homework ? response : Well sir , i 'm waiting till he shits it back ! :)

[mrmetallica85]

lol i told u i is sick haha

[AirsoftNDirtbikes]

Awnsering the question asked at 0:51. YESSSSSS!!

[AuntieChaCha83]

OMG no matter how many times I hear this I can't help but laugh.

[driftbaby2]

@AuntieChaCha83 haha, i'd have to agree i watch it almost everyday, and i still laugh everytime!

[nickelbackhero19]

What's wrong with dennys?

[videowizard975]

Well im fuckin my sister is that sick enough for ya



[KaylaMariie123]

@videowizard975 You and your sister fuck? im sorry but that's so wrong..lol

[619tmac]

rodney is a very funny man hope to see more of his stuff on net real soon

[Alyssa8283]

polly ester britches and some dimples in her butt!!! HAHA!

[musson20]

ahahahaha lmao... im gonna call in to work using this one day..

[MrTJD2009]

I got a detion for sayin 3 midgets are crollin out of the teachers ass.

[eccentricmomma]

Denny's must really have horrible food cuz everyone I know says so and now Rodney says it too.

[SuperSk8rat]

my teacher asked me wat the capital of denver was? i said washington dc ! she said no !!! i said you have a lumpy but she scramed at me and i pissed my pants!!! im still sitting in my pepe pants! (talladaga nights)

[CountryBoySC1993]

LOL!

[Chickynalgpro2]

I asked my best friend, whats it like to be a fucken idiot, he actually said..

"It's not too bad Micah, how's it like to be a fucken dumbass" so i said

"I wouldn't know Delancea, cause im not a dumbass."

[siftheads1000]

heehheheheh3

[XxiDGAFKweenxX]

Lol like half the people commenting on this have the most Hick screen names!lol

[FordMonsterTruck]

wow.... i thought Rodney was a good comedian, owell

[NSxWildcatx]

Looks like they been it in the back of the legs with a bag of nickels

[carnypimp]

lmao

[coffee1ify]

I saw him at crackerbarrel in Greensboro Nc

[214bigmac]

haha

[dinksgirl420]

funny as hell

[kuelexx]

JoseDepacos, what they hell is wrong with you? Just post shit about people.

[gstrain23]

whoop whoop lol funny ass shit homie MMFWCL

[bhrodeoaz]

AWSOME as usual

5 outta 5 cause i cant go any higher

[armybratswife]

omg that is hilarious as hell!

[callshadow3]

hahaha

[daalienx14]

good stuff oh man im like gasping for air.

[deerhnter1]

have you ever seen a woman that makes you go ole shit lmao

[Kaybug0110]

lol

[TheCharlienaylor]

lol they work at dennys

[iloveaircraftforever]

the Dennys comment is so true! never eat a Dennys stea, itll give you the runs!!

[davidallenroth]

lmao

[ThisIsDuckie1991]

congrats.. your an echo

[robby2289]

@kylesalyer45 LOL

[PhillieBRidin]

lol 5/5

[samthepimp420]

lmao wow

[samthepimp420]

OMG! thats soooooo funny xD

[YourFavoriteReviewer]

whats it feel like to me a fuckin idiot...lol

[jenwoodard1]

lmao i told you i was sick

[InstantMadness]

FUK'IN HALARIOUS

[WTFJ0ker]

The reason why people are getting more retarded. They cant spell shit for shit.

Might want to look into some English lessons Madness, fucking retard.

[coryisgodlike]

@InstantMadness

Was there a reason you spelled it like that and felt the need to add an apostrophe?

[redheadeddude219]

i walk in dennys buy myself hostess asks how many, geez lol

[beautifulcorpse26]

hahahaha, this is so funny !

[steviebkhall]

Nothing available in my country -grmany. ! Good try shagge4 . WTF!?

[athenabrightblood]

"You don't sound sick.....""Well I'm fucking my sister..is that sick enough for you?" *rotflmmfao* That's sick but so damn funny. Rodney is hilarious.

[hunt4alife]

i got wrote up for askin my teacher wat it felt like to be a fuckin idiot lol

[PhillieBRidin]

nice one lol