Why I Hate Scientology, But Love Tom Cruise

[jpbarbedwire666]

that shit was hot

[vjohn82]

I wonder how many vertically challenged homosexual men might take offence to this... ;)

[s00xmyc00x123]

NICE SPITTIN'

[MangaNeoLeo]

Rain Man.

Rain.

Man.

Well, that sums you up for me.

[robertwlester]

LOLOL

[bkhex]

dude you rock lol

[michael616joaquin]

engram!! mate, that was murder!

[michael616joaquin]

mens arseholes..lmfao...genius

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Very excellent.

I, too, love T. Cruise.

[RightBackAtYa1987]

Lovin the work coughlan616! Keep it up. :)

[MrBsct]

Tom Cruise and Scientology are on opposite spectrums. One is the work of god and the other is a man made invention.

[SpitViciouz]

Lol, this ish is beastin'. Cool vid bruh

[MervTheTerrible]

English please, I don't keep up with slang.

[doutonight]

I have to say, I didnt like this video at first, but as a response to that christian asshole.. its good.

[franks2732]

Great Rant!

[ps3kdzkills]

i hate u but i luv ur mom

[brokenbones199]

"I hate Communism but I love Karl Marx"

SOMEONE DO IT

[domains38]

where did you get the fart audio?

[bismarket]

Cupboard/Hubbard? LOL

[Muskateering]

El Ron Hubbard in da cupboard.

[TheSupermonkeypants]

Win.

[ibitron1]

funny stuff :-)

[Coughlan616]

@mrtisgodofall yes because you live such a hectic and busy lifestyle that you need every precious moment that you have. I'm sure this video was responsible for you missing that very important meeting with the G8 in Geneva before you took your private jet to New York to have a sex party with the Pussy Cat Dolls

[name8895]

@Coughlan616 Man, that sounds beautiful.

[weegiebam]

@Coughlan616 I wish I'd spent the time picking my arse and flicking shite at the screen. It would have been a fair reflection of what you did with the camera.

Your acolytes are fucking bawbags by the way. Well done!

[pjnlsn]

@Coughlan616 lol

[KonijNx2]

@mrtisgodofall While the comment you have recieved is pretty satisfying I really do wonder. Did you feel at all clever or original repeating this antiquated statement for the billionth time on youtube, let alone the internet?

[madinsomaniac]

You had to insult the shit outta christians,muslims and the jews Your mind is so wack its on the news I agree on your insult of Tom Cruise But your brain murder is missing some clues Bringing another topic in mind I guess you got fucked from behind I ain't a religious elitist But your shit was offensive and you should slash your own wrist I was gonna give you some props and respect but you had to change the damn subject Imma shoot u with a glock before the clock will stop going tik tok

[ScubaSctimpy]

@madinsomaniac fail

[madinsomaniac]

@ScubaSctimpy Like your birth,you were born straight into concrete :D

[ScubaSctimpy]

@madinsomaniac then i wouldn't be alive you fail again.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

The Ghost of Scientology Future visited me in a dream last night and gave me instructions for Scientology 2.0 which will someday be called Scientism. More on this later

[MrMetallicMentality]

Tom Cruise is awesome..

[TheJorjj]

I'm 5'7 and I approve this message.

[MrYoukingtube]

this was better than the "i love jesus" video XD

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

Great fuckin' video lol. The original is so retarded.

[tsunami770]

Wow Cougland this is impressive LOL!

[TruthSurge]

hehehe  I saw part of that "hate religion, love jesus" vid. just dumb asses all the way.

[8698gil]

Tom Cruise is a scientologist. Enough said. Scientologists are weird. I dated one once, years ago. I was young, about 18. He was cute, and was always flattering me with compliments, so I agreed to go out with him. I didn't know what he was into at the time. He tried to get me into it, but I backed off very fast. For a year after that, he harassed me with letters and phone calls, until I threatened him with police action. Never heard from him after that.

[Relloq]

Some epic rhymes in that!

But.. Isn't it a bit strange that someone's height is a perfectly good basis for ridicule, while other inborn characteristics like skin colour, gender and sexual identity are somehow excluded from this ridicule?

[Coughlan000]

@Relloq not really, who said that skin colour, gender and sexual identity are excluded from ridicule? not me...im sure some people do but what makes their opinion more relevant than anothers.

Plus there is no great historical precedent (that i know of) that involves slightly short people from being enslaved, denied equal human rights and having hate campaigns launched against them....just a thought

[idawson007]

Scientology censors the internet more than SOPA? Of course it does, SOPA hasn't censored anyone.... ...YET.

[khemeticone]

blue eyes

[AMxPunk]

Coughlan stop being so awesome you're making me feel like a loser

[bleunt]

Google says Tom Cruise is 175 cm. That's my height. So when people call him a midget, it makes me sad in my tummy. Especially since I live in a country where the average height is 181 cm. Sigh. :(

[TheBlitMaster]

@bleunt "Google says Tom Cruise is 175 cm. That's my height. So when people call him a midget, it makes me sad in my tummy.", Fuck off midget. Nobody cares that you are elevatedly challenged.

[angrywhenroused]

@TheBlitMaster If TC is 175cm I would be highly surprised. I would clock in at least 20cm shorter.

[MariyaVolkova75]

'psychometer' only you could come up with that lol

[thelegendmyst1]

Mate, that was wicked

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

can't wait to see this at eat a queer fetus 4 jesus (if you make a recording of it and slap it up on the web because you are insane if you think I'm going to fucking fly across the fucking sink)

[spishcadet]

I can't stop watching this. Seriously, this is the best video you've ever made. You should seriously consider becoming a white english rapper.

[Coughlan616]

@spishcadet "white english rapper"

If i wanted to be a rapper there's little to choice as to what colour and nationality i could be

[GardenOfRausche]

@Coughlan616 you're forgetting, you could Black Up

[htomerif]

@Coughlan616 I don't know man, have you seen Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder?

[Jaaaaam]

@Coughlan616 Not with that attitude.

[ExcessiveDebridement]

@Coughlan616

Melanin implants and citizenship change would be pretty close.

[Yahweigh]

@spishcadet maybe he should become a yellow somali rapper LOL

[Xerxes4242]

@Yahweigh zzzzzzz

[benisturning30]

Richy, I'd love to sit on your middle digit.

[aducksecho]

Coughland make a video about sopa and ridiculous us laws

[customerjon]

Top drawer. Really special. Bravo.

[pumpstations]

I hate Gravity but I love Science!

[TheInfernalSpark]

@pumpstations Other way round if you wanna be part of the meme.

[pumpstations]

@TheInfernalSpark I love The Scientific Method but I Hate Gravitational attraction! ? ? LOL amidoinitrite 

[tctheunbeliever]

Hmmmmm....what rhymes with Travolta?

[caveman73]

NICE RIP!

[LordAlucardsbride]

I hate dairy, but I love cheese.

[SpoonsXownXsinceX92]

Clever wordplay Richard, good one.

[HaploidCell]

You are a poet and a saint, dear sir.

[infideluxe]

Tom's a cute lil' chipmunk. I wanna pick him up just to say hello. And then get him in a hanging wedgie.

[LiberAnarchy]

ROFLMAO I love this!

[youngn420]

brilliant!

[Angelwriterspeaks]

Do more poems/limericks/raps like that! Hell, a poetry category could be a new event for the Pwnage Olympics. :)

[StacyTood]

Awareness is the state of knowing something, such as the awareness that the sun comes up every morning.

The adjective aware gets turned into a noun when the suffix -ness is added, so awareness is the state of being aware, or having knowledge of something.Awareness can be something we may notice, want to tell others about, or already know. We could "raise awareness" of a cause, like stop killing any life form to sustain our own.

[SirToneyBagels]

i'm coming for yew cocklin!

[nemo3590]

I just realized that I don't use the word "cupboard" enough. It's not a word you hear a lot in the US.

[MrRicehard]

@nemo3590 Where do you put your cups in the US? :)

[nemo3590]

@MrRicehard The cabinet. It's sort of a catch-all word for built-in storage spaces smaller than a closet.

[Chefodeath]

@MrRicehard In a cupboard, that guy is just a retard.

[Platyzoan]

@nemo3590 What part of the country are you from? I'm American and I use "cupboard" all the time.

[nemo3590]

@Platyzoan Tennessee. Maybe it's a Southern thing.

[MrKrov]

@nemo3590 I'll add my statistically meaningless anecdote to yours.

[Platyzoan]

@nemo3590 It might could be.

[LOKITUPISBACK]

... GERTNER...

[ProjectPaladin]

Loving it...

[spishcadet]

I am officially glad I subbed. was having a shit day before I saw this.

[HappyAtheist76]

Haha :D So awesome.

[MoMember88]

Well played gopd sir

[richo61]

Well done.



[ArtypNk]

I don't like Tom Cruise. Somehow he seems unpleasant to be around. Scientology is pretty good thou... Non of that olden time desert bullshit, just aliens, galactic political executions, and space wars.

[fruitikay]

WTF RICHARD you didn't add any dubstep. :( lol

[CosmicConJob]

Excellent! You might be a poet and didn't know it.

[donalddub1970]

lovely 

[TheBrainEnema]

ha ha i love your beautiful poem:)

[mrbobmanbob]

I'll come right out and say that I really liked how TheAmazingAtheist responded to what's being parodied here, as it was articulate and everything I've come to expect of him.

...But, seriously, absolutely no amount of arguing could top this.

[Dejuification]

LET THE SHITSTORM COMMENCE.

[ThriceDog]

this has to go viral

[SROnivera1]

Some chick in my class actually showed that video to the class and present it as an "argument", which was the assignment was to find an argument and display it to the class. I though I was gonna die of laughter from watching a troll video. I hope that's secretly a troll video. Meanwhile I can't stop laughing at this!!! x'D

[tehzoh]

rofl

[Baz74]

Brought a tear to my eye... That was lovely! Lol

[Nilguiri]

Nice, cupboardy rap.

[ccharlie100]

Tom Cruise is indeed a corn-holer - thats why Penelope Cruz failed with him - badger box was too small....

She told all her chums and it was in Hello magazine.

[Kamakazoo]

It's O.K. to be gay.

[seriesoverben]

this is a win

[jancrowb]

Tom Cruise. eh, sounds like a bunch of cockney prostitutes setting off on an ocean voyage.

[AlexThomson1000]

That's awesome =D

[BespokeGroupUK]

skillfully crafted man :)

[gotohellgooglization]

word.

[steviemgallacher]

so many different kinds of awesome!!!

[MrShannonite]

What? I wait this long for a new upload and all I get is a farting Vanilla Ice? Loved it :)

[CyborgAtheist]

If only I could have studied this poem for my English literature gcse.

[doug1119]

LMAO! Absolutely beautiful!

[TheRenekruse]

nice :)

[aciidphreeek]

lol!!

[FriendOregon]

Not quiet a good comparison but funny as fuck all the same.

[100PercentGreen]

@FriendOregon lol...right...Coughlan's comparison makes a lot more sense.....

[FriendOregon]

@100PercentGreen Well what i meant was that jesus didn't join christianity, he wasn't a follower per say. So the basis of the comparision doesn't fit considering the dynamic of the message he is trying to critique, you see? but it was still a pretty good comedy sketch with some cleverly thought out verses.

[christo930]

A little tribute to George Carlin in there, I see.

[ravenslaves]

What's this nonsense about Tom Cruise being a "bender"? There's no way Tom could be a bender. This is just another lie to besmirch a fine actor. Had you any sense at all, you'd see how impossible it is. If Cruise were a "bender", then he'd be about 2' tall at the point of penile insertion, which is laughable on its face. He's clearly a "spinner", but a "bender", no way.

[geragna]

Hahaha, Fucking Golden

[NShimaru]

I love you Coughlan.

[GrimmShadowsII]

That fart was the perfect topper, and I'm not usually into fart jokes.

[MimicaXresurrected]

hahahahah!!! One of your best dude!

[thereforeithought]

That was interesting.

[sjhanfac3]

Almost as funny as Scientology.

[HeavyTrafficAhead]

LOL! nice!

[bitphr3ak]

watch?v=sL-8SL8cFVQ

[bitphr3ak]

Nicely done! LOL!

[TheZamario]

Wasn't Dustin Hoffman "The Rain Man" ?

[qtutoringhelps]

Haha, funny fuck.

[doutonight]

I'd rather you don't do that..

[iFistedFlipper113]

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[MastermindX]

So beautiful and moving. My thoughts exactly.

[Brettkenster]

I'm gonna get high and listen to this again and see if that helps.

[euphorium420]

@Brettkenster ...it helps

[aducksecho]

@Brettkenster me 2

[FenrirUlvTheFurry]

@Brettkenster holy fucking shit I smoked then watched this and fuck hell yes it did... Holy fucking shit

[Kyosama08]

That was highly entertaining!

[flangered]

hey coughlan your sub count is nearly back to what it was almost 2 years ago... well when I say nearly I mean 6k subs.

[RiFFxxx]

Bravo.

[gothatfunk]

faved ~ that was too good.

[jussts]

LMAO, I love that you know the ridiculous terminology... makes the video all the more hilarious.

[woofalot13]

Ahh a place free of those Ron paul retards they get fucking everywhere like a pox .

[woofalot13]

keep tom from thinking about mens assholes Ha ha !

[benjiboy111111]

very funny indeed good sir

[GrapplingIgnorance]

10 times better than the original.

[bushonomics]

Well done!

[woofalot13]

Nice !

[OuranianCyclops]

so brilliant

[Williamtipq]

That was well written and awesome.

[JoanMichele]

This should totally be a rap song.

[nettledned]

@tom3cruise3 your names a piece of work.. cough.

[AbbottoirG]

quality yoh

[Gunderson002]

Lol, that was brilliant. Very funny parody of that Christian guy.

[TheSeraphSlayer]

waaaaaaay better than the original.

[gratex]

Lol didn't expect that

[Enki1013]

Scientology loves to recruit people with a lot of money, such as movie stars who make millions every year. The "lessons" at each "step" get increasingly expensive and I've read testimonials of people who have tried to leave. It has nothing to do with self-empowerment and everything to do with draining rich but naive saps out of all of their money. They are cousins to gypsies who tell people they are cursed but the curse can be lifted by sacrificing their life savings to... said gypsy.

[Nyanx4]

This is awesome.

[LiBlub1]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY! "Bullshit. You can be my [wingman]!"

[Jtking3000]

Pretty damn good :D

[Coughlan616]

@weegiebam you didnt either by the looks of it

[weegiebam]

@Coughlan616 yes, I acknowledged that. My lack of originality was a reflection of yours. BAG O SHITE!!! haha

[RagdollRalph]

@weegiebam Huh? what a pathetic comment.

[weegiebam]

@RagdollRalph was anyone talking to you, you little coughlan-sucking twat? you probably think this video was in some way original. But it was shite in every possible way. Not one part of it was original. And you defend it because you're a little coughlan-sucking twat... how unutterably sweet.

[woofalot13]

@weegiebam CUNT ALERT CUNT ALERT CUNT ALERT !!!!

[RagdollRalph]

@weegiebam How sad too see someone like you wasting his fucking life on something so pointless, fuck of you pathetic little troll, you are clearly a very sad human being.

[weegiebam]

@RagdollRalph it's even sadder that you watched this video and didn't realise how fucking shite it is. Then again, you look about 12 - ideal fodder for a tired hack like Coughland to impress.

@weegiebam 16, like I said, you seem to be a very sad person sitting in your mothers basement watching videos of people you don´t like just so you can bitch a