Crazy Christians Dancing To Death Metal

[hugedumps]

this is the greatest youtube video hands down!



[erisos2]

1:04 ??

[jiblo82]

hahahahah so funny, cant stop laughing.

[twilightfallacy]

all i can say is..........................HI­LARIOUS!!! So sad that a large amount of people are so brainwashed and theres no turning back. i feel sorry for the brainwashed society......

[daniellekki]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ToeKnee4156]

Sweet vid!!!

[h4rn0ld1]

MOSCH ON FIRE!!!

[mezafaith]

Its "Black" metal.

[ITSMRNASTYTIME87]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I've been to churches like these except with the niggers but I always play a death metal song in my head its funnier than shit

[bigglebinks]

this was a LOT funnier than i thought it would be

[TheMegapwnage666]

i think those moves should be on Just Dance :D

[Kjodbeingud]

It sounds like Black/Trash Metal

[idistroyer]

That is probably how i look at a metal show.

[phroney]

Brillant!

[ubernoobly]

omg theres only one word for this vid and its LOL

[hakubishin49]

LMAO! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[123sambrose]

This is he funniest thing I have ever seen.

[soyalguienwi]

wtf?

[zezt]

DAMN! I aint a christian but LUUUURVE Gospel music so was frustrated i could see it but not hear it!

[SuperKevinheart]

lol now I know why religion makes people look stupid :)

[h4rn0ld1]

12 christians saw this video LOL

[emovegetarianspider]

great editing

[indespise]

These guys know how to thrash.

[papercut1138]

@Andy36790  you mean god stopped you from listening to good music?

awesome vid, this is hilarious

[ulovemeandihateu]

@Andy36790 people just poking fun get over it if you were "saved" then you know how t feels when people tell you that you're just complety wrong I can never understand why people can't be tolerant I get if you don't like it but stop making people feel so low the truth is there is no true christian because everyone sins and ask forgivness (unless they are that sick) I hate when my religious teachers pick on me because of what I wear ps.I don't even like metal its too much for me

[Andy36790]

You guys are just blinded from satan deep inside yourselves you feel lonely and even want to die cause your empty on the inside. God saved me from this type of music Avenged sevenfold Godsmack you name today Im a new person and saved repent before its late recognize Jesus and he will save you God bless you...

[kjchicago1]

@Andy36790 But they're just having fun and it's funny!

[freedomfightersam]

LMAO



[dmaster357]

Someone needs to go into their local catholic church on sunday mass and play some loud death metal, record and put it on youtube, that is what im waiting for...

[ObsceneAntichrist]

These Christians can mosh hardcore.

[TheMegapwnage666]

this is holy metal!!

[12chop12]

HAHAHAHA 5 stars Bro !!!

[SLIPKNOT0fan1]

Satanist douchebag, u seriously worshiping which that ABHORS you? fool dont ever think ur cool ur just being used :/

[JPaGSi]

THIS IS BLACK METAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[smiagollum]

ohoh my god aaaaahahahahah shit hahahahahah ihiahahah stop stop it pleas stop it

;)

[Thecuregalore94]

Our father, our saviour, the Lord God and all his might...Likes metal.

[MrForsiva]

holy fuck !!! 2:42

[littleboy43]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[noteverybodylikesus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

this made my fucking day.

[sweetascherrypieXD]

This is obviously fast forwarded !! And whoever made this is very immature!!!

[sylsam]

what the hell! F..Tards much!

[bigsubwayman1]

So after all the dancing and yelling and screaming is all done. After the band has played and the other entertainers are done entertaining. After everyone has a seat to catch their breathe. The music slows and is no longer at a fervor pace. Everything slows as the choir begins to hum "give, give, give, give it in jesus name". The offering tray makes it way around the church and the pastor begs for cash,check,or credit card #'s. What? You thought all that music,dancing,and singing was for free?

[ngravesnathan]

como o cristianismo é ridiculo...

[777Jprocks]

I most probably will receive hate mail after this, but to all those who allow Satan to be their friend as well as worshiping him.. Is a big No No, your worshiping the father of lies... A fallen angel for goodness sakes.... Better repent people because Satan loves nobody.. Open your heart to Jesus only through him you may have access to the kingdom of heaven. Do you really think that a fallen angel could bring down the gates of heaven? Pathetic to think that Lucifer could succeed with that.

[addictedtometal92]

@777Jprocks Amen to that! :D

[777Jprocks]

@addictedtometal92 Thank you brother!

[demongmr]

@addictedtometal92 Oh yeah, FUCK you

[demongmr]

@addictedtometal92 Oh yeah, FUCK you

[demongmr]

@777Jprocks It is also pathetic that you choose to remain ignorant and worship an imaginary man in the clouds. It's just music, there is no god or satan. You're no different than a child clinging to santa claus or the tooth fairy. Niether of them exist and niether does god or satan. Pull your head out of your ass and come back to reality, then you can see yourself for the sanctimonious, condescending, two-faced sack of shit you and all other christians are.

[bigsubwayman1]

@demongmr Agreed! BTW great explanation loving it.

[tatedarius1]

@demongmr Even if what you just said is true, the Christian religion would still give people hope for a better future.

[demongmr]

@tatedarius1 Do not mistake hope for stupidity. It's wishful thinking at its worst, nothing more.

[MrKingvanilla83]

@demongmr If it wasent for my faith in jesus and my christian faith i woulda commited suicide last year and done many more harmful things in my life. Yeah christianity is wishful thinking. oh and if you view satan and god as the same then why is it cool to sing about satan but not about god? there supposedly cut from the same cloth. And if there the same thing as santa why dont you go on a christmas video and talk bad about santa and wear an upside down christmas tree on your shirt

[fullmetaljaco]

@MrKingvanilla83 christianity is self convincing thought, nothing more. why a superior creature should care just for use, creating a whole universe for us, creating us, but punishing us for doing what it doesn t like while allowing us to do it? that s just psychosys. and if you believe it maybe committing suicide is something worth of consideration, this world is already filled by bigots and ignorant people.remember that many died for you to access culture and knowledge,don't disrespect them.

[MrKingvanilla83]

@fullmetaljaco your telling someone to consider suicide just bc you dont agree with them. Maybe you should re-think your beliefs and moral system. Ill pray for you friend :)

[fullmetaljaco]

@tatedarius1 yeah, giving hope and obtaining lots of money in return which would be useful for the poor but fills the pockets of the elites. thats just incoherence and hypocrisy, and the whole history of christianity is such.

[tua25544]

They look too epileptic to be metal moshing. It looks more like HxC moshing

[SuperIntuitive1]

It's dat time again!

[KungFuMan002]

determining by the lyrics, these aren't real christians.

[CalvinMcMurray]

Guitar was awesome, couldn't be arsed for the lyrics really.

[krisiic1982]

oh and that fat jesus fan at 1:03, lol

[krisiic1982]

most brutal death metal vocalists use green mic

great video

[demongmr]

@COUNTRYGIRLATHOME67

-_- TITS OR GTFO!

[demongmr]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hatsuharu1987]

This doesn't have nearly enough views for how awesome it is.

[tekno1er]

7 ppl are christfags!

[Rektivalle]

black metal :D

[SuperIntuitive1]

I've picked up some new dance steps from dis!

[SuperIntuitive1]

ROFLMAO!!..My Bad!

[pogokurt]

the dnb version is better 

[Mxmissileband]

that is some funny shit!

[COUNTRYGIRLATHOME67]

LORD HAVE MERCY AND PLEASE DONT COME B4 THESE PEOPLE!S EYES R OPPENED.OR.................THE­Y DECIDE TO REPENT KNOWING BETTER

[DANEWMJsQaUd5001]

around 1:20 dat lady in da blue shirt, da look on her face priceless!

[DANEWMJsQaUd5001]

dis freakin hilarious!

[Plaguedmarionette]

religious people are freaking insane hahaha its rather amusing

[NegativeNick]

Okay, so here's the million dollar question: What do Black Metal music fans and conservative Christians have in common in their lives that they feel the need to dance like this?

[legacylll]

LMFAO! That guy at :51 seconds waving his one hand around his head in a circle is the funniest tho...

[TalonIIV]

even after all these months this video is still funnny as f%$#

[007Pogo]

ROFLMAO

[BODOMmETALwolF]

nice to see the people embrace the culture of metal xD

[RapiDEraZeR]

fuck yeah,satan rapes their assholes

[MrDimitri2826]

I fucking have stitches lol

[RussX5Z]

YEAH!!! This is so funny! The best Christian metal band and video of all time!! This is how it's suppose to sound brutal, angry, aggressive, and powerful not weak and cheesy.

[blackmeinu]

This is awesome. The best thing I seen on YouTube wet.

[ScatHammer]

dude im glad you used acutal death metal not fucking bmth

[adrianadio]

oh my god :) i am crying of laughter lmao

[richardhaw]

\m/

[u84fna5k]

"аараааайс"

это ваще пиздец

ггГгг

тролли блять

[inquiry10]

Holy shit it fits perfectly

[backlineperu]

this is great !!

[KAYOZxTS]

Fuck Yeah!

[ferrealszG]

i've seen a video like this but it was by gwar angel of death. can anyone gimme the link to that one?!

[louloubrit]

Hah! Hah! Told you silly christians the Devil has the best tunes! Hail.....!

[jamietruman]

Mosh pit

[morordor]

yeah this is footage from one of thier bendigo shows.

[r0ck3t]

ooooooh man jajajajajajajjajajajajjajajaja­jajajajajjajajajaja you just made my fuking day thanks man your the best...greatest shit iv seen ..aaaahh my jaw hurts :O

[DoctorJoykill]

lulz

[7tfh]

This is the best video on youtube.

[McLovin1989189]

best video EVAR

[lordtyamat]

2:22 we got the Hammer dance & break dancing by a white guy...hahahaha xtians are ridiculously funny!!

[isamarine]

Hahaahaha this is awesome. I never new we had so much metal talent here in Australia! This shit is awesome. I had always thought Armoured Angel and Destroyer 666 were the only good bands we've got. Really should look into this stuff more.

[ProToolPat]

this would be the church of the devil!!! Hahahaha this was a genius idea!

[aocidicoa]

1:30

oh wow

[sharks27]

oh god, hahahaha...this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[AARGHHHHHHH]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is awesome!

[PyroVesten]

Smash through the gates

Attack with violent hate

Break down the cross

Upon the Angels feast

Eternal darkness creeps

Winds of war they sweep

Killing all in sight

Under Satanic might

[PyroVesten]

Condemn the weak ones under the fire The Antichrist was born to rise We are the warriors of Satan We'll desecrate the fucking lambs of Christ The torture will not end And violence lives again Bred to exterminate Fight until the utter end Condemn your life to death And feel the Devils breath The wrath of Satan's Whore And fear the return once more

[pogie85]

@PyroVesten For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

Even you shall see Lord Lucifer shudder with unutterable awe, then your god will be annihilated by my God and we who follow the Living God will walk on your ashes and inherit a brand new world!

[pogie85]

@PyroVesten For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

Even Lord Lucifer will shudder with unutterable awe when my God will defeat your god and annihilate him with sulphur and brimstone. The King of kings will let us walk on your ashes and breath victory!

[demongmr]

@pogie85 For, behold, the day cometh, that you will die and see nothing! have a happy time rotting in the ground.

[nobodytotown]

@PyroVesten Yea Yea You can never overcome the lambs with violence!!!

never can your curse overcome the children of light!!!

your father the devil is a deceiver!! AND he himself deceives you to hell!!

where you will be tormented until the judgement of the universe!!!!

there your so-called father will torment you for serving him because he love to betray his own!!!!

but i hope may some chance be given to you before your death to escape your betrayer So u will be filled with abundant life.

[Belleraphon100]

@PyroVesten lol fokken kak laaaaaaaaaaaaame dude wahahahahaha

[PyroVesten]

Arise! On mighty wings draped with human flesh Descend! And ravage the temples of the martyrs Blood rains when the Demons feast Devouring the corpses of Angels The skyline aflame Incarnation of the dark See the flames burning through And watch the Phoenix rise A new golden age is true Satanic victory Incarnation of the dark