Bride of the Gorilla: Comment & We'll Annotate the Best!

[taikonautti]

1:00:10 It's the monkey call.

There is some finer monkey booty available in the jungle tonight.

[jht1414]

3:00 It looks like the brother from Everybody Loves Raymond

[rickislow]

thumbs up if u like belgian waffles?

[q11111111111111]

Sometimes when i wake up... i like to get up and take a shower.....

[lightrescuer]

zasasfdasdgdfhrgvd

[cam201040]

9:52 old man pokies.

[Akantorz12]

thumbs up if you searched for the best youtube comments

[sarsour1989]

@Akantorz12 ahahah yes yes i did :)

[jorgechoir08]

3:36 who called the servent girl

[MontagTheMagician]

This is one of the greatest grade Z horror films of all time and Barbara Peyton is my true love. The guy who hosts this is about as funny as a bad liver. Get rid of the stupid host and the bad jokes and those incredibly unfunny pop up bubbles or I'll take legal action. What bastardization. You try to make yourself and your audience feel superior to the film. Well, you're not.

[rezrocket420]

2:20 I Thought Hurricane Season was Ova

[DaRantKid]

4:17 "USELESS STEREOTYPICAL HAT!"

[gameguy2798]

fun video tarzan like

[DaRantKid]

(1:08 - 1:22) BEHOLD! random animal stock footage!

[EccentricInTexas]

11:34 I love you, I have loved you from the first time I saw you.

[EccentricInTexas]

6:30 The Shadow Knows!!!

[retrovisionscope]

He always does...

[EccentricInTexas]

5:23 And then she escaped my basement and I had to move here...

[retrovisionscope]

The only logical reason to move to this stupid jungle with only crazy witches to keep you company. Annotation added.

[EccentricInTexas]

You seriously need to fix the comment limiter,

[EccentricInTexas]

5:02 He keeps me a lot lower...

[EccentricInTexas]

4:20 Now how did my belt get loosened...

[retrovisionscope]

An important and fascinating question that all our viewers should consider. Hopefully the annotation will get us some answers here!

[EccentricInTexas]

2:41 Rosie O'Donnell

[caeod]

09:31 - "Well do you like her or do you LIKE HER like her??"

[caeod]

06:41 - The fruit of his...ew!

[caeod]

05:55 - It's in that hole where I buried it in the back yard!

[caeod]

05:41 - *music starts* CO-OO-ON-QUE-E-EST!...mumble mumble mumble CONQUEST!!!!!!!!!!

[retrovisionscope]

Great choice for "modern pop" score, especially if it were sung like that. It's in the video.

[imfreeknsweet]

12:04...remembering something from the bible other than the red words.

[imfreeknsweet]

2:57...oh no my bamboo panties are riding up..i'll play it off and do the ants in my pants dance.

[corvus13]

57:23 I can't stop staring at the sweat spot on his pure white doctor shirt.

[corvus13]

53:30 - Wow, the colors, man.

[corvus13]

51:00 - pointy breasts. How perky.

[corvus13]

48:10 - WTF?

[corvus13]

38:21 - Oh, no, a door!

[corvus13]

29:32 - Barney should really have turned into a purple dinosaur.

[corvus13]

26:20 - You don't want to hear the jungle? Just what does a jungle sound like?

[corvus13]

22:41 - Her sleeves don't connect to her dress.

[corvus13]

20:08 - Woody Strode, from police officer in some unnamed jungle country in 1951, to a Golden Globe nomination for Spartacus in 1960.

[corvus13]

13:28 - Talk? I don't think talking is really on his mind.

[corvus13]

11:31 - I ... I love you.

[corvus13]

8:41 - I can't find a better hairdresser in this jungle.

[corvus13]

7:55 - You're the best hairdresser I've ever had.

[corvus13]

6:33 - Raymond Burr couldn't dress for dinner? Or at least, take a shower?

[corvus13]

5:57 - Here, read it on my sleeve.

[corvus13]

2;30 - Speaking of boring exposition...

[RonTeeJohnson]

I don't get it.

[markowaterpolo]

7:15 "Its because I keep hitting on your wife, isn't it?"

[doofusgerms]

Thanks for not just telling us the names of the volcanos. When innocent people die, you can count yourself as one of the most evil mass murderers of all time. Thanks for the riddle Satan.

[Grygazol]

3:44 "This is no place for a beautiful woman, which is why you're here."

[FalloutWanderer]

(0:44-1:05)Will you shut up!?I'm trying to watch the movie!

Damn that guy's voice is so annoying!

[messageofthemaker]

A snake! How convenient!

[TheBallCockBarrage]

(0:49) ...thinking 'i want to have a jungle adventure in Raymond Burr in a classic man on man'

[strawberrylord]

Liar

[Dock110]

The Gorrila's his nickname ;-) ya know, when he's........(dirty joke)

[natemaldonado]

04:17 - ...damn hat...

[sylvestermeow]

dada

[PinkyGirl58]

HEY

[ReidWelch]

Great! I am going to play the game.

The concept is good because it's totally original to the 'net. YT is to be commended again, esp. for recently taking on commercial sponsors long-term, because this is how Free Broadcasting actually works.

AM about to submit a "Video Repsponse" via my "VimeoiSin" account. Use it or lose it. I like YT/Google and YOU.

Reid.

[aropeofsand]

This announcer is really annoying. His jokes are terrible, part of the joke is him acting like he knows its terrible and saying it anyway. Its hardly worth watching this for the few good comments.

[whoomikeejones]

pussy money weed

[sexbutt555]

37:45 if that faggot pops up one more time, we're all quitting. movie is over

[babzmachine]

i really dont think that he needs to keep popping up

[composerdoh]

03:31-Now it REALLY feels like the opening of a porno.

[TheJakeinator117]

at 00:47:03 how co fat guy alway s have cigars

[armanflint]

10:15 - Touching homomoment 10:30 - Social monkey activity; Grooming for fleas 11:07 - Nice drapes! 11:45 - More homomoments 16:54 - Axes of Evil! 19:55 - Riveting drama! 21:00 - Brewing fresh Gypsy Tear tea. 25:00 - Damn, those are some nice drapes! 26:22 - I can has banana? 29:05 - Quit touching my monkey balls! 30:30 - Cobra Commander was here.

[94valeRa01]

and you think ILL watch all this ?!?!'!

[armanflint]

1:09 -Who's been touchin my monkey balls?

2:53 The forbidden dance of the seven boners.

3:39 But the Nestea is free.

6:17 Klaatu barada nikto!

[agun4hire]

3:54 A thought bubble from Raymond Burr. "You can wear some of my pretty clothes."

[cfalien]

0:47 in my pants

[demonwolfwoman]

4:08 and a woman wants a man with a brain but noooo. . . . . . .

[Gnillob802]

Oh, and Raymond Burr was a flaming homosexual.

[Gnillob802]

Could you re-post this WITHOUT the two morons trying to "host" this movie. They are stupid, I would rather see the movie.

[BluntMethuselah]

Will someone please tell that jack off commentator to shut the fuck up?

[DSmith99000]

48:35 Hey is this suitcase made by samsonite? Let's throw it in a cage with your husband. OOps I mean a gorilla.

[NiccaPleeze]

I just want to the movie get the metrosexualtard out of the loop !

[CalIMehJesus]

5:23 how come you can't talk about something interesting when i eavesdrop

[tico8007]

in 9:36 there is a guy who looks just like Deniro

[powahtube]

4:35 behind him there talking brittish trash! 0.o i can read lips!

[DSmith99000]

9:49 - The guy is playing a mean game of pocket pool. Who stands like that with both hands in their pants pockets?

[raremage789]

hawefwefwef

[TheEzuka]

0:54 Sounds like a porno I rented one time.

[Babyhowdy233]

You know I'm starting to think this ISN'T such a good idea letting folks interject with endless comments throughout the whole film onscreen, because I swear NOT ONE IS EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY! :/

[peneraserlove]

6:13 Egor's distant cousin?

7:35 "That was yesterday."

[ramenflavor]

lmaooaoaoaoaoaoa

[justonpoints]

3:03 monkey on wall "fart"

3:10 monkey "please blow me"

3:17 monkey "ahhh so close"

3:28 monkey "to your sweet succulent blonde ....."

3:40 monkey "Lavina,Lavina, Lavina, come here, I have something to show you."

3:55 monkey "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavinaaaa­a!!!"

[justonpoints]

1:07 Insensitive prick! It's Canine American, you'll hear from my lawyer.

[britainmjames]

3:36 - "you call this freedom" as the exotic woman delivers ice tea.

[britainmjames]

3:19 - so i hope you took your birth control. cuz i couldnt afford the condoms. but ur lookin fine from behind!!!

[asicit2b]

10:30 She has ape in her. Looking for a snack. ?

[Superfunstudios]

WTF How come his video is A hour but my limit is 10 minutes

[Gnillob802]

because You Tube doesn't like you.

[Superfunstudios]

How about you eat A dick .. you faggot

[Gnillob802]

apparently that's your thing since you are so in love with these guys. maybe you should all get a room.

[Frankenbarrie]

5:33

"Where is he looking?!?"

[blakwyte]

29:50

... who turned the sun on?

[skunkypilot]

14:59 At least she didn't give him mouth to mouth.

[blakwyte]

26:45

"yeah ... jungle fever!"

[blakwyte]

23:56

"maybe if i pretend to be napolean it'll go away!"

[DBOYY519]

39:47 - "Eat lead, greenery!"

[AdamYJ]

I like the viewer annotations, but that Maynard guy has really got to stop popping up during the movie.

[susandwolter]

1:53 How about "Jungle Love" by the Time, for the beginning. Because you can go "Open, open up" when things get too boring

[metalheadturtwig]

30:16 this reminds me of Micheal Jackson's thriller R.I.P

dude

[BigEasy2979]

lmao

[markowaterpolo]

3:11 Feels like the opening to a porno.

[NintendoGuyGiovanni]

How do you add 1 hour videos?

[skyknight92]

39:02

"Creeper....."

[6onzo]

5:33 god he love to be with cross arms

[ProHalo3Team]

suck a dickk little bitch fuck you ass hole

[eveningblues1]

3:35 "Someone call for a slave?"

[TNAiMPACTUltimate]

add me

[luhluhleuty]

9:55 FORESHADOWING!

[enemycoke]

0:06:21 - "Klatu Verata Nicto, that can't be right"

[enemycoke]

0:03:15 - "It's not the heat that will kill you mwahAHAHA"

[roely123]

8:22 hey look its jungle camo barbie

[roely123]

8:22 sssh im a nija!

[DjInsurance]

0:02:00

"Surprise, surprise..."

[MsKerrySmith1991]

i stoped watching at 9:19 !!! this is too long!

[RetardBabyy]

04:12

'and i like to watch'

[metalguy65]

4:19 So I hear its somebody's BIRTHDAY!

[MrManlyhall]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

[thebrownduke]

0:02:56 "Lucy, I'm Home!!!"

[scorpon01]

????????????????

[FutonForensic]

0:11:11 "Oh, just taking a whiz in the bushes."

[SorryDoNotClickHere]

Please Dont Click Here

[redcorncob]

8:48

Stop popping up, nigga. We're trying to watch the film.

[davidperi]

I love those south central Los Angeles character players...this time the old granny.

[9262ABC]

I must be missing something. This dude isnt remotely funny. Hes annoying. I watched for about 30 seconds.

[Mrdoctorx]

I thought Nicole Simpson was the bride of the gorilla?

[soaleman]

Could they not find a bigger douche to interrupt the movie and say stupid things !

[TheFreddieFox]

hey

[shotone]

12:35 hahahah

[TaylorSwiftfan1010]

ooh wow this is cool! at the top of the screen, I clicked the lightbulb and the lights went down!! :D

[tylerisstillathing]

When I first saw the title, the first thing that came to my mind was "Michelle Obama". Seriously.

[davidperi]

Old Barney is better off as Ironsides!

[BrainExtraction]

1:08

If I could think of something funny to say I'd have said it... this movie's so BAD it's not funny... now, can we please have something hilarious like "Mesa of Lost Women"...?

[EroSennin6669]

Where's Joel Hodgson when you need him?

[pramjam64]

04:12

Don't I know it!

[pramjam64]

The price of rubber...men running away...slaves? LMAO 'cause Raymond Burr was gay!

[pramjam64]

0:02:19

It's like the end of Papillon...only not good.

[ciwi286]

55:50 Hats off to the guys in make-up. Super convincing blood there.

1:01:55 "Oh no! Your not on drugs too, are you?"

[ciwi286]

Apparently timecodes past the hour don't work.

[INSANELDR]

stupid

[c123pk]

Hey Host, Nice hair piece !

[MADExperience]

WATCH MADExperience VIDEOSS!!!

[EdnaStrange]

this host guy is a douche

[glenr1031]

4:12 Random shot of creepy gypsy woman.

[glenr1031]

3:00 Raymond with the open shirt Ricco Swavy look.

[KLAVZIAK]

awesome

watch?v=gnpwv5qJgRQ

watch?v=RflX-jNlKzA

[fahrmeier]

25:07 "No You're not sure or no you don't want to see anyone?"

[fahrmeier]

21:32 "I mean with my grocery bill and all we REALLY both have to work at it"

[yellowsign13]

1:02:55 Searching for a way out of this movie.

[FirstBookOfMike]

MST3K RIP OFF!!!

[AHEH2009]

how come all complaint about the heat, and everyone is wearing a full suit or seems like its cold as he**..??

[SirPecs]

awe

[yellowsign13]

Alternate title: Blame it on the Jungle Demon.

[madsfreestylerap]

29:31

Oh so this is the starwars

Tha would rather look like chewbaka

[SweatPickings]

3:00 So that's where he turned into a gorilla?

[tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN]

I really Don't like these ad's You Tube has put on the videos.

[madsfreestylerap]

19:09

When did they actiually invent jedies ?

[yellowsign13]

30:23 I'll get the cowbell.

[yellowsign13]

23:16 Maiden name.  That's rich.

[yellowsign13]

20:24 Someone forgot to wind up the Bim-bot.

[yellowsign13]

9:00 At least, not in public.