Another Charmin Bears commercial

[vito1964]

And inspection for dirty left over bits on baby bears behinds is more than just slightly creepy.

[vito1964]

Thank God, I thought i was the only one who was repulsed by a series of cute, fecophilic ads for toilet paper based on how cute it is to rehash the old "does a bear shit in the woods' joke.

[6flakes]

They aren't left behind on your butt..

[Zachzach45]

Pornstars use Charmin for the little white pieces. 

[ahhchaosx]

yeah but what if someone took a dump and their ass was a shitty mess..now what? you'd have to use more.

[Junsumoto]

You know what scares me, is that some people find this commercial really sexy.

[JediBryce428]

When I get pieces of toilet paper stuck to my butt, I always giggle about it.

[JediBryce428]

Wow.

[sportsfan0518]

hi greg

[themodelgirl]

ewww these commercials are gross but still funny!! I guess I'm not the only one who was always grossed out by the bears' butts! I figured other people thought they were cute or something lol

[XenSmithy]

I've never had "pieces left behind" and I don't even use Charmin.

[ilovepoopooalot]

i love the charmin bears lol

[BlackJ250]

what do the bears do with the toilet paper after using..

[Mislyouth]

Ive never seen a bear so excited about whipping its ass...

[mra30303]

get a lota

[Charmedone9805]

soo nasty and they think they can get away with it by using cute little badly animated bears

[chiefwiggy74]

What pedophile came up with the fucked up idea for these commercials!?!? I mean really. "Come here little bear (boy) and let me see if your ass passes inspection." Yeah that's a normal thing to do.  Christ!!!

[The7legacy]

Goldilocks is saying:

These bears are fucking nasty.

[sasukebora]

... when it comes down to it... if they didnt use bears :s it would be a commercial of people complaining about their dingle berries....

[synger678]

shitty commercial

[zannapics]

Has anyone seen the latest one - Mama bear goes after baby bear with lint roller!

[senseit2007]

@zannapics

Nothing says toilet paper like using a lint roller on another bears' ass. LAME

[dreamingpixles]

Also, it's not as noticeable here, but it seems to me that the bears are coming in increasingly psychedelic colours (other ones have bears in blue, purple, magenta, etc.) It just makes an already weird commercial even weirder. Frankly, they're the only commercials that annoy me more than those Dairy Queen "talking lips" ones.

[zyxomma1]

Why bears, you ask? Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

[cbr0oks]

i can totally relate to this. my moms always chasing me around tryin to wipe off my leftover bits.

[keith644]

15 PEOPLE TRIED TO USE SAND PAPER!!!!!

[T0PSLAYER117]

Oh man and I thought the commercial was funny enough. Thanks to everyone who left a hilarious comment.

[Whyrweherereally]

WHY bears???? cause you have to wipe your 'bare' bum?

[lovetwilightsedward]

I dedicate this video officially to ijustine because she loves this type of toilet paper

[FredericaBimble]

This toilet roll along with the Comfort Wipe and I'm good to go......

[geezerbill]

Hmm. So I guess a bear DOES shit in the woods after all.

[craigjonesslipknot5]

Every time one of these commercials comes on i throw up all over myself.

[MrSomecrackhead]

Where do these dumb shits get that toilet paper gets stuck to peoples ass.... This is ridiculous, if you get toilet paper stuck to your ass you've got your own fucking problems not TP problems, jesus christ this is stupid and so mindless...

[bongothemagicalmonky]

I ALWAYS GET PIECES OF TISSUE RIPPING OFF ONTO MY ASS, STAYCOLD118, I THEN HAVE TO PICK THEM OFF WITH MY FINGERS WHILE LOOKING BACK AT THE MIRROR AND SPREADING MY BUTT CHEEKS I GIVE KUDOS TO THIS TISSUE BRAND!

[xohmyheadx]

If anything had to replace Mr. Whipple, I'm glad it was The Asswipe Bears!

[StayCold118]

Who the fuck gets toilet paper stuck in their ass like that?

[HunterMann]

Imagine what Freud would think of this... yikes!

[jaystarstar]

do we really need close-up views of the bear's asshole? do we really?

[tbflare]

that mom is an "asswipe"

[xxdragonfirexx1]

shiny ass :P

[HibiscusKitty427]

I have a carmin video too. Check it out

[gatorman6666]

Q: Does a bear poop in the woods? A: YES Q: Does a bear wipe his butt in the woods? A: NO! Just sayin....

[pokemontrainerxxx]

They made another commercial of this where a pervert bear looks at a bears ass through a telescope. Wtf.

[MrWesley3000]

tv plays this commercial durring dinner it makes me so angry Im going to start petition to get these commercials banned...

wake up america tv says hey heres some toilet paper with your dinner you shit eating fools cause im your friend mr tv

[maldenom]

Enjoy the go??? Seriously?

[Kamau1981]

What gets to me it seems like he has white warts on his ass. Or as I will really say looks like cum shots on his butt. Maybe that's from the Catholic priests who lay in the fields with animals. Don't ask what goes thru my mind.

[36cheese36]

do... that many people... have toilet paper stuck to their asses... after they wipe...? o_e

[MrSomecrackhead]

@36cheese36 def not.

[jrmafiamarkass]

I hate these fucking commercials. First off, Why is his mother wiping his ass when he didn't even shit? Secondly, Why does he have to wipe his butt if he doesn't crap? What? It magically comes out of his belly button on his ass? Buttheads.

[dannyland1]

those charmin ultra plus bears have to maul a family to get a new roll, they cant just go to costco because bear have no money!!!! i just fought one of the fuckers off today, damn mooches.

[ciampooh]

I soooooooo cannot stand this stupid commercial & all it's inferances (does a bear ____ in the woods? ) I will NEVER buy Charmin because of it & I hope if enough other people pledge alike they wil stop.

[maddog187killa]

I always ask my wife to inspect my ass before i leave home.

[dustinmturner34]

Anti dingleberry toilet paper.

[BigLoveZone]

my bum sparkles just like little bear's.

[tps607]

@BigLoveZone do you use a broom and dustpan too?

[BigLoveZone]

@tps607 I use a dust buster, but that's just personal preference

[HammeredDeath]

That baby bear was violated at :12

[tostrye]

my mom sticks brooms up my ass too.

[TheRetroZombie]

Since when did toilet paper leave pieces behind?

[AlwaysKim28]

@TheRetroZombie Right? No one's supposed to wipes their ass hard enough to leave pieces behind.

[elitenateperson]

@TheRetroZombie I gues since humans evolved sandpaper asses.

[ScubaSteve1974]

I don't get these commercials. Is this a problem for people? Is there a type of toilet paper that leaves lots of bits of paper? Who wipes their entire ass anyway?

[VanDowall]

Bare bottom; that's why they're using bears, right?

[silverR0xie]

not sure why i laughed my ass off.. i'm not even high. oh well, floated my boat 

[jonnyboy2181994]

Wipe with Charmin, It'll make your ass sparkle.

[AmazingDX]

@jonnyboy2181994 it will make your ass sparkle like edward cullen.

[a9gregjockca]

what SICK childraping parent is "inspecting" their kid's asshole!? seriously? it's time to put these charmin people in jail where they can't hurt little children.

[cbeberg]

GROSS!

[Cmon199]

Thumbs up if you think these people at charmin, are obsessed with butts.

[1Deth2Blade1]

Looks to me like that bear has worms.

[MyFaceHole]

looks like a boob with areola and a nipple, i think they did that on purpose to bring attention to there nipple butt product.

[psycodragon96]

wha... the.... fuck ಠ_ಠ

[brainhost]

I don't like getting toilet paper stuck in my butt. This is a good commercial

[yugiohfan98]

@brainhost yeah but it clogs up youre toilet

[clayto1332]

lol

[PrinceoftheTwilight]

I guess this tells us that the answer to the age-old question "Do bears shit in the woods?" is a resounding "YES!!!!"

[nitsua12345]

HAHAHA for when you have to take a 3 pound shit

[animerulezyou]

@nitsua12345 actually, you would need 3 lbs worth of shit stuck to your butt XD

[drtyfknmouth]

...Better yet! Show me how puncture resistant it is.

[drtyfknmouth]

The dumbest example of a toilet paper's effectiveness is that ridiculous "blue water" test. What the fuck does THAT prove? Nothing, unless you shit blue water. Are you trying to show me how absorbent your tp is? Unless I have diarrhea, "absorption" has absolutely NOTHING to do with cleaning up after taking a dump. Wanna impress me? Take some chunky peanut butter & smear it into shag carpet. If your tp cleans up THAT problem, color me impressed.

[MrSlikdik]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods.

The bear leans over to the rabbit and asks it if he has a problem with poop sticking to his fur.

The rabbit says, "No."

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

[lesliekwan80]

Am I wiping my ass wrong? I don't get any toilet paper pieces on my ass. I guess I'm using a good brand.

[meggie7777]

omg i hate these toilet paper commercials because wen there testing it they do two filming things its stupid

[Sykosis310]

so.. does a bear shit in the woods?

[jeff29992001]

fucking nasty. BRING BACK MR. CHARMIN!!!

[jeff29992001]

at least mr charmin was a lush.

[michaelswife19]

Lmao at mama bear scrapin the toilet paper off the azz in the dustpan...

[Bandaids4ever]

This is almost as creepy as the new one with the telescope. : \

[dreamwishergirl]

OMG i was thinking the same thing! That telescope commercial is really scary.. i was like "wtf are they thinking when making these commercials?" LMAO

[dedeen]

So, oh so, true.

When I saw it I stared at the screen and slowly mouth the word "WTF?"

[mishelelise]

ain't we glad they use bears and not people??? I was roflmao when I first saw this one, WHAT are they thinkin.....

[JaredRandomness]

Charmin' always left peices off toilet paper on my ass! That's why I switched to Cottonelle.

[fearless7nicku]

wow.

[ItsNotMyBong]

VERY ... *VERY* ... SEXY!!!!!!!!

[bsnxenogear]

I get it but... it's just wrong.

Bears don't use toilet paper!

[latice]

I hate those damn bears. What are they so happy about? EVERYBODY poops

[JaredRandomness]

Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops.

Any baby with a brain can tell them everybody poops!

Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin' with the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

[JoeyHoss]

uhhmmm... why in the fuck would anyone make a commercial like this??? Bears laughing about shit on their ass? using a broom? this is quite possibly one of the most reterded and worse, perverted, commercials i have ever seen. shittt charmin!

[rollercoasterrob2]

What fucking stupid commercials. For God's sake, why the fuck do they have to be bears? I bet you some furries jack off to this shit. And, holy shit, nothing's "cute" or whatever, about an anthropomorphic bear wiping off bits of toilet paper off another bear's ass. Holy shit. I fucking hate these commercials.

[midpoint77]

because bears shit in the woods

[tahoeskiier]

I think that you mean't "Plushies" jack off to this shit

[BLOODBOX762X39]

@rollercoasterrob2 wow someone needs to let loose some inner sillyness, its a pooping bear! people think its funny which it is! i bet you rub one off to the dad in the snuggi com's, or to some billy mazzs beard, and then you can clean it up with a sham wow!

[Sunshinethefox]

@rollercoasterrob2

Yeah, I guess we all have our own opinions on what we think is "cute" or not. Also, no need to bash furries in your hate speech.

[Whyrweherereally]

@rollercoasterrob2 DUD you took the words right out of my mouth thats exactly how i feel about this stupid commercial!! WHY BEARS???

[TurinAramaiaChannel]

@rollercoasterrob2 I'm a furry, but I don't wank to this. They're a charming bunch, but they can scare a few with their exhibitionism. Thank goodness for great camera control.

[matrixphijr]

@rollercoasterrob2 This is typically the time when someone says something about you coming all the way here to watch it, but I don't think I need to.

[biskitsandgravy]

the most disturbing commercial I've ever seen.. literally tearing up from laughing. GOD BLESS AMERICA

teehee i has shit on my ass LET ME WIGGLE IT AROUND

[danecook321]

Ah, good ol' dingleberries!

[mcbowser]

someone, somewhere is getting off on this

[macfanleapord]

this is perverted in ways i cant understand

[Marbles471]

How exactly did Charmin' go from Mr. Whipple to this?  XD

Still, awkward subject matter aside, it IS nice to see some full, fluid drawn animation on TV. We haven't been getting much of that the last few years.

[pasturizer]

Running around with a less than pristeen asshole has never lead to me being playfully chased, nor should it. I'd love to be a fly on the wall for the meetings that lead to these commercials being made.

[ToFFyn]

WTF DUDE!

[Weegee9999]

Me and my friends made a parody of this just now!

[3chivesproductiongal]

Lol...Idk why I looked this up lmao!!!!!

[sedativechunk]

DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS? Supposedly, they do according to these commercials!

[bobthestickman02]

...wooooooow...if my mom did that,i'd be like "WTF?"

[foxxyma1979]

LMFAO!!! MEE toooo...i HATED that spit on the finger THEN on my face deal..yuckie

[Helenclarkfan24]

random

[qwietstowm1]

11 seconds the lady says

"no one likes a bad tissue that leaves feces behind" i know she didn't really say that.. .

but it sounds similar. . the marketing people need to reword this commercial. .. and other ones where they say "pieces" it sounds too close to 'feces'

[1unusedname]

It's always a constant priority in my life to closely examine the assess of the two girls and one boy I have unofficially adopted from my crack-ravaged ghetto of a neighborhood for bits of toilet paper...And don't listen to a word of what I'm saying,because I am drunk,and it's late at night,and I have a sick sense of humor,and the main reason I ended up here is because I saw one of those fucked up Charmin commercials...you know who probably looks for tp pieces on their child's ass??Hulk Hogan.:)

[kribre07]

..and I thought I was the only one to find this disturbing.

[bankaigoku]

does anyone notice that the leading brand has a couple extra sprays than charmin so its a lie

[xblackxrabbitx]

O wow it does. xD

[crystal0angel]

those are the sickest comericials ever

[catchfree84]

are those sad tissues or happy tissues

[thedevinstewartshow]

WHY WOULD MarjorieSimpson SHOW ME THIS AHHHH

[WeroWeird]

good question... xD

i was like: uhhh... yeah good morning! xD

[VideoGuy84]

This begs the question; it there any way to advertise toilet paper and not have it seem wrong...

[Darkenigma28]

First they did one with bears defecating together... now THIS! >_>

[ChelseCraft]

Its a childrens version toilet paper leftovers on your ass.

[brec56]

whats disturbing about this?

[danecook321]

DINGLEBERRIES!!!

[EveFan2008]

Nobody likes having toilet paper bits stuck on their butt. But OMG this bear's bum was covered in those disgusting things!!!!!!

THIS AD IS NASTY! I'm NOT buying Charmin paper....

[pleasureman88]

Doesn any1 have the one with the Balloons

[foamyfan231]

what is with these commercials?????

[ZxneoshadowxZ]

o.O

[htsasele]

DINGLEBEARIES

[wischr]

I believe they do!

[narutohokagehinata]

LMAO

[bjorntooski]

does a bear shit in the woods?

[Secretservicedentist]

O Lord, what hath ye wrought?

[narutohokagehinata]

-Mom looses brush-

Oh, fudge! Now i gotta do it by hand!

-Momma starts picking out toilet paper-

hmm...piece of corn....

Piece of poo...

Piece of gum...Hey have u been in the garbage?!

[SendMeLies]

Eeew!

[chrisswiss83]

Shouldn't the kid be aiming more for his/her anus than the entire surface area around his/her ass?

[PowderPinkandSweet]

C'mere, Ma's gotta brush your ass.

[kolt745]

can anyone find the one when the dad and son are playing football and hes like down  set yikes!!!!! thta one was funny as hell

[narutohokagehinata]

Lol kolt saw that today =P

[kolt745]

lol

[tomshqui]

US or Canada version?

[kolt745]

US, idk about Canada

[talkshow]

This is the worst ad in the history of advertising.

[PlusRican]

I think you can relate... LOL Do you have any paper bits stuck to your tushi? LOL

[Slashtap3]

Wow @ Charmin for picking such a specific feature to advertise and presenting it so straightforwardly.

[jsnt]

MANE WHAT

[Slaer07]

WORD

[baconenjoyer]

omg i saw this on nick at nite last night and i laughed my ass off

[Muzzlewump]

A commercial about Dingle Berries. Nice

[FenixAlexander]

This commercial is hilarious lmao!

[TimberRattlesnake]

LOL

[id312474]

I never liked the Charmin commercials, and after watching "Girl's Night Out", I dislike them even more.

[fruitypebbles89]

i love this commercial.

don't hate on the charmin bears, they're cooler than you'll ever be.

[Whatwon1]

LOL Dingleberries!!!

[SSBFlapjack]

i love this commercial. its very nice because the bears are always having fun. i think its funny when the baby bear shakes its bum. mama bear is so funny, as well. :)

[brentljordan]

this is the most disgusting commercial i've ever seen. haha.

[junexXxbug]

I agree, it's pretty gross.

[EmoAirGuitar]

Genius

[Lylla2]

Wtf.... this commersial is kind of... wierd

[pieballs69]

i LOVE this commercial!

[omeelio]

HA HA HA!! The dinglebears crack me up!!

[writechic]

Thanks for posting this commercial. I've been wanting to write a bit about it, because it's REVOLTING. The ad draws you in with cute bears and giggles, then the dingleberries register. Yuck.

[multock89]

I AM ERIC