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  • 2:31 Hey give that back :D... hey... :'(... >:(

  • this just proves that old people can get away with murder

  • 2:28 forever alone

  • The 'woman' at 4:10 is so freaking paranoid lol

  • LOL 2:20 She was like at first, " Ah, what is he doing." After she was like, " That son of a bitch. " LOLLLLLL

  • 3.28 that women is really sweet :)

  • i'm sorry but where can you get a slushie at McDonalds? unless im mistaken but it looks like a slushie.

  • next time you should take a kid.!

  • does that sign that says bj at 3:35 funny to anybody else or am i just sick minded lol

  • @kojo151 sick minded, haha

  • i want someone to find him, and say "i don't need this" and just leave like a watermelon in his basket. or someone goes over and takes his glasses and says "i need this" LOL

  • And i felt bad for the lady with the oxygen thingy she was like 100 yrs old.. poor lady..

  • LMAO  a group of large black woman are the last people i'd expect to be the nicest. oh and i love that lady at the end with her legs chillin nasty

  • why dont you just call this "i need that"

  • Love how you take all the fat people's stuff xD

  • he should of tried to take the dog lol

  • 2:21- 2:31 her face goes from happy to cross perfectly. :) — :(

  • 2:24

    shes gonna cry

    :(

  • most ppl are letting him of the hook because he is handicapped

  • that music...

  • 1:53 probably the dumbest paki ive ever seen

  • 1:12 that big girl was in jack vales taking notes video

  • haha, he just took the phone and she was all like " oh, ok :) "

  • that indian/pakistani lady lets him take her phone WTF!!!!!

  • Black people seem to be cool with everything, other than the whites, im white and i would be just as coool as the black people

  • chinese people think their so great cause everything is made in their lame ass country

  • You should do a "You don't need that" video where you take peoples stuff but tell them they dont need it

  • Can't stop laughing at 4:07 when the fat woman gets paranoid of him taking her purse lol

  • Someone make GIF. image of a part where he's taking shit out of people's cart and put the trollface on uncle john.

  • LOL @ the Indian people. Too funny! I'm Pakistani and I know my dad would be pissed just like that one guy, haha

  • america so friendly in Britian you wil get some Chavs that would want a fight coz of this lol

  • All women in this video were 99% fat.

  • 3:32 WTF Spilled? I think you got enough signs there. Oh and B&J teehee

  • ewww.. so many fat people

  • @andruha11234 Their walmart needs Subway instead of Mcdonalds.

  • wtf fat chick at 1:07 looks like she needs a larger size (but she does wanna go another size up because shell feel fat)

  • lool she just gave him her phone or maybe it wasnt her one lol

  • That awkward moment when you realize he isnt gonna give it back @ 2:23

  • 2:23 funnnnnnnny

  • omfg i love black people :) they are so nice.

  • i cant believe someone would leave the house dressed like the slurpee lady

  • i almost pissed my pants at the lady with the slurpee.

  • The girl's face at 2:18 goes:

    :D

    :|

    :[

  • Lol, some of them just laughed and let him have it.

  • 2:05 watch out john, they'll fly a plane into your house!

  • @Optipleex

    that's not even funny...

  • @LilBabyStrawberri sure it is

  • @Optipleex Not all "terrorists" use planes as destruction, only Al Cida are crazy enough to do that..

  • Why did she give him the phone?

  • the people that don't let him take it are turds

  • 1:07 they lets cows run rampant in the store

  • impractical jokers probably got there .shop from other carts. bit from this guy XD

  • hahahahaha 4:46

  • he obviusly gave it back 2 them after cuz in each clip he has nothing in his cart......

  • it would be so funny if u made a taking stuff part 3 then starting playing tug a war with some 1

  • You should do a "I Need That" Black Friday Edition....you'd Probably get shot though.

  • Agreed @keto6789

  • 1:24 NICE LEGS!

  • LMAO, fat cows herded out of the way. MOVE!

  • Black people - are tickled and know its for good fun.

    White people - snotty usually and make a scene, others can be cool.

    Foreign people - are totally confused and take it too seriously.

  • @Ripto22475 No...everyone is an individual. The color of their skin makes no difference...

  • @ChiefsFan581 Oh yeah definitely. Every one does react different, I agree with you. I was just summing the video up on the people. :)

  • @Ripto22475 Really? Stop trying to racially profile humor... That like saying

    White People - usually get along

    Black People - usually fight some dont tho

    Foreign people - cut your nuts off and mails it to your mother.

  • @DanMarik Oh sorry. I wasn't really trying to be funny, I was just commenting. Sorry, I don't mean to offend you. Let's just enjoy the video :)

  • @Ripto22475 You can tell that because of a skin colour...

  • @Ripto22475 *Black people - Pop a cap in yo ass.

  • @Ripto22475 And obviously you are black? ;D

  • @julkasas1 lol Noo I am not. I am white :)

  • @Ripto22475 1:50 what are you talking about, that is one cool Indian hahahaha

  • 1:03 the big fat whales from jack's taking notes!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:03 the big fat whales from jack's taking notes!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm noticing you do the same crap and just make different names for the videos...

  • 1:12 would have been hilarious if he took the dog and said "I NEED THAT"

  • @PocketSizeEmmy

    just pointing out facts, thats all

  • 1:04 omfg 3 fat black pigs, im gonna have nightames out of it now

  • 2:20 hahahaha hey give that back :D

    2:25 hey.....comon :|

    2:30 asshole >:(

    

  • I cant believe everybody is so nice !!

  • At 1:10 should've taken the dog.

  • Is it just me or does he seem a little like Chuck Testa?

  • I NEED THT YOUR KIDS YEA I NEED THT

  • 2:12 BOOM!

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  • i need that.."ok you can have it"

  • this is hilarious

  • 1:11 ''I need that'' *takes the dog* now that would be great!!

  • Oh those are fantastic! XD...

  • OMMMMGGG Im like dying here!!

  • 2:30 creep

  • 2.15 jajajajaja

    

  • lolz, so freaking funny

  • 2:20 Aw crap! now I gotta walk all the way back to the dairy aisle!

  • You should go around and take stuff out of peoples carts and tell them "you can't have that"

  • at 1:11 the dog is all like "a yo hu's dis dude ay bro get out of my cart, what chu need? Hey Give that back, old man!" lol

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  • at 1:11 you should of said "I need that" and take the dog lol

  • 1:55 Do you not know what just happened? LMFAO

  • like if you spotted the future milf at 4:27 ;)

  • @mervue16 YEE

  • @mervue16 no but i spotted one at 1:03

  • @mervue16 Had to watch that three times to spot it

  • @mervue16 ahh you got my hopes up..

  • O! I NEED DAT!

    O! I WUNT DAT!

  • I need that

  • shopping from shopping carts :D

    now there's a thought.

  • 2:19 "Hahaha hey give that back :D" like 5 seconds later when she realises he isn't joking "o.o...... -.-......." LOL

  • @abcopke way to copy the top comment

  • @ImInCommand Oh sorry bro. I don't read the comments for fun. I don't understand why you so hostile? You easy to make mad or something? Yeesh. 

  • Haha 1:11 he should have taken the dog!

  • Wow the lady with the phone was so kind, did she actually let you get away with her cell phone?

  • ok the lady with the dog at 1:05 is the same woman in jack vale's new taking notes vid lol

  • there was a lot of surreptitious in this video :P

  • You should've taken the dog at 1:13!

  • Lol nice save @2:41

  • Black people are so nice!

  • is it just me or did that kid at 2:15 look exactly like john lennon when he smiled?

  • "THOSE ARE FANTASTIC!!!!" 2:46

  • This is a classic

  • ay this looks like the walmart in hemet, cal

  • @ELNarcoCORONA619 This looks like the wallmart in Anywhere, everywhere.

  • @Anyoalen I guess so

  • Love it!!!

  • thats EPIC.

    

  • Haha that face at 3:58 is priceless

  • u should have takin the dog lol

  • LOL I love this one !

  • He's so badass lmfao I love this

  • 3:45 napoleon dynamite's mom?

  • Damn stuff brightens my day

  • McDonalds serves slurpees?

  • 2:25... "thats the last straw im hanging myself when i get home!, i hope my shower pole will hold my ass for 2 minutes!"

  • He should of said "oh thats a beautiful dog" and took the chihuahua

  • omgggg

  • do you know that it is ilegle to film in walmart?

  • @movieshop1000 Do you know it's illegal to spell that badly?

  • @grandmasterreggaex Citizens arrest!

  • that poor Asin probably could't even speak english!

  • @ 2:20 AHAHAHA!!!

  • did he give back that lady's phone?!

  • @midnightbeastlover1 probably

  • i feel so bad for these people but at the same time its hilarious XD

  • @sincerelytrishxo WHY FEEL BAD FOR THESE PEOPLE. THEY LET IT HAPPEN.

  • 3:54 unclejohn: oh you were the one who wouldn't give me the herpes  stranger: its all gone . . . hahaha

  • "your the one who didn't give me your slurpee"!!!!

  • So much overweight people :O

  • LOL IM SURPRISED BY HOW NICE PEOPLE ARE. I'd be so quick to tell him to fuck off.

  • awwwwww what a nice black lady AWWWWWWWW :') Just restored my faith in humanity.

  • SUB'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:19 she goes from happy to mad

  • @beanking1218 she wants her fattening DAIRY MOOOOOO MOOOOOOO!!!! hahahahaha

  • @rocaho001 ikr haha she dont need it

  • he puppy was so cute!!

  • Walmart with a McDonalds? We have Subways in the Walmart stores near me.

  • 2:18 From laughter to RAGEEEEEE!

  • Since when is there a McDonals in a supermarket?

  • @apshah95 there is like a mcdonals in every walmart

  • @apshah95 you dont go out much huh?

  • @skateboards911 I do, except I love down under :)

  • @apshah95 under what i dont get what your coming off of??

  • @skateboards911 I live* in Australia. Hope that's clear enough :)

  • at 1:07 it would be funnier if he took their dog

  • the lady 4:20 is totally freaked out btw she s a dam akward lady

  • ಠ_ಠ look at 2:20

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  • WOOWWW, SHE GAVE YOU HER PHONE :O

  • 2:20 "Tehee hay give it back :D.......hey! ಠ_ಠ"

  • @iDjGio lol I was going to post a comment almost identical to that one :D

  • im one of the persons you took it from.

  • this was so weird lol

  • i do this when people arnt looking

  • This guy is so horrible. All he is doing is freaking people out and he doesn't even need the stuff. Shun :(

  • i felt sad for the asian lady at the beginning , for some reason she got scared xD