Godot

[wybo2]

Ulaan-Bataar is the only place in the whole of Mongolia where they have internet.

[dnajackie]

Oh, no. Beckett.

[jhentros]

"if you WANNA tell your fishhook story you can get your own channel, you can tell your story there"

[toemass202]

no i wanted to hear to fish-hooks story of how he got his name!!!>:( but good vid :)

[goldmember0072001]

Subscribers in Romania to !!

[RODERICKMOLASAR]

I'm playing the little-known character who shoots Godot dead over a debt before he can make his debut.

[noelvat]

trop marrant!!

[AllenbysEyes]

I'm playing Godot.

[CarrotOrangeFruit]

Love you Fish-Hook!^_^

[Khaliana]

some subscribers from slovakia alsoooo :P

[zentouro]

I would very much like to know why fish-hook is called fish-hook

[Bateroxcore]

I'm from chile and im subcribed to you xDDD

[Schwammtopf]

You've got Subscribers in Germany!!! ^^

[e123shadowaisha]

This video was added on my b-day. That's cool.

[simoling]

you're a prick, i want to see more of fish-hook.

[wereherepwns]

LOL, good stuff, I called the edit

[JDLT2142]

Waiting For Godot is an awesome play

[MadameDeces]

lol

So Witty.

[animadevil]

No more fish-hook he looks.... kinda evil...

[greentortouise]

Why is he named Fish-Hook anyways?

[SarahPascoe]

Bernard Smith you're hot.

[LoreleiMission]

I've been wondering. Is he Fish Hook incarnation #2?

[AliDudette8008]

lol that was kool ^_^

[EpifanesEuergetes]

"I play Godot." Brilliant.

[MagicTurtle643]

I love fishhook! More videos with him!

[Uanubis]

czech republic ftw :D

[goldmember0072001]

fishhook fishhook !!!

[n00binatorCZ]

good luck and well done form you fan from czech republic ;)

[Macme7]

Wating For Godot rocks.

[PIKAMONjake]

make something more funny like a terrost says he is to sick to go do a suicide bombing.

or more stupin insults, or act like you like pokemmon, yeah do something about pokemon

[Luthien196]

you prick, i wanna see more fishhook!!

kidding, dude. his story sounds lame, and he's kinda an ass. you should stop hanging out with him XD

[superpenguin4500]

ahh you edited out fish hooks story you jerk i wanna see more of fish hook!!!

[Yaymudkip]

Rofl,owned<3

[toocity]

Fish-Hook ROCKS!!!!

[sailorDaisy]

your a prick fishhook i wanna see more of...erm....errr...whats that main dudes name?

anyway i love ur work

[ollyollyoxyfree]

you mean benard?

[Ristro24]

This one goes on a bit...zzzzz.

[AbbeyRoad67]

Your a prick, I want to hear . . . Oh, its been said already. Uhm, well, uh, good video, yeah.

[BLooDCoMPleX]

LoL youre not gonna add this out right ?? :D

[araneus1]

"half an hour's plot over 4 hours", I was beginning to think I was the only one.

Love your work.

spider.

[Kaseyshere101]

lolz!!!!

U TOLD HIM OFF!!!

SO FUNNAY!!!

[lonesomemajor]

why did he edit it out?

Im hunt down his mom and kill her!

Ypu have been warned, Mrs. Smith!!!

[soylentcowflops]

you're a prick. I want to see more of fish hook. you suck.

[Deadboy99]

Dammit I really wanted to say that lol

[LOTRgrim]

you wish you were a prick and that i wanted to see more of fish-hook

[sukii88]

fishhook is a prick, i wanna see more bernard;)

[evilman210]

Your a prick, i want to see more of fish-hook.

[yamiriei]

what does fishook mean!!??

[lordvirtus]

hmmm its good but is it what the ppl want?

[jobob267]

"what the ppl want" its what the ppl need!

[weepingprophet]

You're a person. You tell me.

[organicprankster]

No-one gives a shit what "the ppl" want, if only because they refer to themselves as "the ppl" thus immediately invalidating anything they may have to say on any given matter. (It's an offshoot organisation from the PLO, incidentally.) If "the ppl" seek bland populism, there are plenty of channels on YouTube willing to oblige them. This isn't one of those channels.

[lordvirtus]

well said

[Fraidnaught]

lol, U R 2 funni.

...

God I feel dirty.

[Deadboy99]

O K ?

[ddog1590]

i play godot hahaha

and was that a combat rock poster in the background at the end

[sarcastic113]

lol!! Good one.

"It is not stupid!!"

-The way he said it just made me laugh. :-) Hilarious video, you are brilliant.

[darkflighter100]

I never felt it with "Waitng for Godot".

[UltimateChance]

hmm, all your latest videos seem to have locked view counts, weird

[darkankha]

"I play Godot" haha :D

u should make a movie... seriously :D

[Mikelp79]

church of blow became "church of blow my cock"

[NoseIdol]

Is that a clever way of saying that it evolved into something more specific?

[NoseIdol]

Did I watch this one already? I can't remember.

[xxMewMewMadxx]

-Coughs- :P I Didn't Get Helf Of That.

[ToastedSuzy]

...

*waits*

...

...

[quacker7760]

You remind me of Keanu Reeves. In one of your upcoming videos/productions/masterpiece­s I would love for you to do a parody of the matrix; more specificaly the scene in the first installment of the matrix where Agent Smith interrogates Neo(Keanu Reeves).You probably not going to even read this...**Heavy sigh** "Youtube is my life" (I believe that tune has prevaded my spirit forever)

[whquick]

So why is that guy called Fish Hook anyway?

My theory is that he goes around killing and torturing people with assorted fish hooks

[Saiyne]

Like Sweeney Todd... with, fish hooks... Hmmm...

[Filnerin]

Great, how many in Czech Republic?

[AveragePumpkin]

so why is the guy named fish hook anyway? XD

[maratonmaraton]

U r real good man , excellent , one day we all see u in the TV or cinema! Bravooo ! 5 star

[dittomonster]

Fish-Hook is the best!! We love fish-hook!

Seriously - that was really cool. Was it entirely improv?

[cookielover729]

I am so proud to be your sister!!!!! Funny funny stuff, FishHook deserves a standing O!

[SGSent]

You said Fu** S**t***hs

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

damn u guys are fucking good actors.

was that fake or real?

it look pretty god damn real.

[paraszpinak]

Everybody diggs Beckett.

[KAiserSchlacht]

FISHOOK, buy you own channel, like puf diddy, man! Don´t advertise here!

[another1shortdaymore]

i'm in boston! but bernard is my baby.

[PsuedoNam]

Bernard isn't real Go to the WeepingProphet he admits it watch his latest video. His real name is supposedly Jeremiah McDonald.

[Fraidnaught]

...shortly an angry British man will wend his way through the series of tubes like a berserk ferret; when he arrives at your computer he will burst through the screen, jump down your throat, burst out of your chest, and then slap you in the face.

[weepingprophet]

Do you live here?

[Saiyne]

Some people have no lives.

They're called... Well, I forget what they're called. But I'm sure they have a name, or something. Meh, labels.

*shrugs*

I had something productive to say, but I forgot it.

Cheers.

[Fraidnaught]

More or less, as much as I live anywhere.

If you can call it living.

[PsuedoNam]

Here as in Where? Jeremiah? Erie, Boston, Heaven, Hell. Trust me Jeremiah with an I. You want to play games, Ill play games. you want to fuck with my mind. Ill start fucking with minds. teh Jig is up Jeremiah. THAT is your real name, I can prove it. The man who played as Cornelius's Father? His last Name was MCDONALD. You cant hide much Longer. Ive done my research.

[weepingprophet]

I was talking to Fraidnaught. As for the rest of your comment, well, yes. my identity is on record for anyone who wants to know. But as organicprankster said, there's a little something called suspension of disbelief.

[organicprankster]

You've done your research? Hahaha. Research?!? Rather an inflated term for happening to stumble across the information that is planted for you to find, no?

[Fraidnaught]

You know, according to MY research; Bruce Wayne may, IN FACT, be Batman.

I've also got a hot tip that smoking cigarettes may adversely impact peoples' health.

THE SURGEON-GENERAL DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

[organicprankster]

Precisely! All these people trying to keep secrets from us, but with our Spooky Mulder-style persistence, our Columbo rain macs, and the necessary grants to purchase the Petri dishes, test tubes, etc, etc... we SHALL reveal the truth, damn it!!

By the way, you know that lonelygirl15, I think she may be.... Oh, never mind. I see I've been beaten to the punch...

[Pippi21]

My uncle lives in Ulan Bataar, I could maybe get him to subscribe... ;)

Oh, and add Montpellier, south of France to your little list.

[SuperiorMind]

LOL

[genocidetorrent]

does that mean your mother has passed?

[shakespearelover18]

Love your work, you probably don't like the positivity, but keep up the good work boychick. :)

[thisismynamesoha]

you suck :P

[Superfocus121]

So why do they call him fishhook?

[riily2]

lol u r being so mean to ur friend xD

[calzoro]

I didn't really care for this, I don't think fish hook should be in your next movies because all of your others have been better than this one

[KobyBrandt]

All I can say is: video #23....

[Fraidnaught]

All 'I' can say is "Galumph", but you don't hear me complaining.

Mostly because all I can say is Galumph.

[GetIntuit]

You SUCK!

[Lamnont]

You FUCK!

[huntr157]

who the fuck cares about fish-hook we want Bernard Smith!!!!

[akfhome27]

OMG you have over 10 thous subs! Man I remember the day you asked me to join the COB you were at 72! Jesus man what happen when I was gone!? Did you flash and I miss it?! Did you roll around on the ground with just your underwear like another tuber? Seriously though Congrats indeed! { cont }

[Fraidnaught]

He spammed, he sang, he got featured.

I would say more, but he's been punished enough.

He got me.

[akfhome27]

Was he FINALLY featured when I was gone? Killer about damn time!

[akfhome27]

{ cont } I LOVE this! you guys worked so well together, smiled and laughed through the whole thing. The ending was perfect! I had a theory on FH'S name but then he said he was 7 when he got the nick name..So I was left feeling like a big pervert

[gladi8r300]

Well... I live 5 hours from Boston...

[StefanDior]

Yuh, prick, I want to see more of fish-hook.

[Sereono]

lol, that asshole is trying to steal us from you bernard.

[crazybilby]

LOL! XD "do u really have subscribers there?" "...no" well u have at least 1 in Australia if that helps... it.. kinda has a funny name

[blissfulbina]

lol, funny, wow u and fish hook have been friends 4ages! Are u related?

And how DID he get his nickname!?? :P

[hihuy]

where you trying to criticize QT saying that Kill Bill had 30min worth of plot? I'm just curious whether you're really a fan of his. Great video. All your videos are very rewarding to watch. I hope you can make a feature film some day. And I hope you will stick to your principles while making it.

[kryckat]

Another great video :)

[Difahrint]

I got a few good laughs, but it was okay. If the whole point of that video was to lead up to the last twenty-eight seconds, well...nevermind. I realized you don't care too much for opinions. So in short; you suck.

P.S.~Mutually, of course.

[wereherepwns]

Last 28 seconds..best 28 seconds

[aterimperator]

Try putting the teleprompter above the camera... I mention this because normally I don't notice, but I noticed it at least twice on this video.

[weepingprophet]

Noticed what? You lost me.

[evilman210]

your a prick i want to see more of fish-hook.

[limeglasses]

you're

[iwantanswers]

B O S T O N

I S

G A Y

[theaternerdfighter]

What happened to the up and down hands? This one would go down! I am in Boston......Maybe I'll go see this.

[kristinbaylis]

You can choose whether to include an option of 'let people rate comments' when you post a video. Obviously Bernard doesn't like that concept :)

[crazybilby]

well he's probably got the right idea there... rating comments sucks. no one likes original opinions... or even good ones.

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Yo, prick, I want to see more of Fish Hook!

Sorry, I know that's not funny but I so badly wanted to put that in.

[SicklyTheSock]

ur a prick i wanna see more of fishhook

[hctibemyrt]

=) was good, and to the idiots saying omg that was harsh, it was staged..... planned... Its a joke. Cill.

[nadianzm]

wow. new hairstyle.

[dooilooklikeicare]

u r hot! Thats all that matters...

[Blahcetera]

You need older friends, I think.

This must mean that most of your friends are younger than you.

Godot failing, I think, was his irresponsible lack of cellphone.

Cellphones aren't just accessories--they're vital tools needed to function in today's society. Godot, what a luddite.

[AKA0507]

I don't know, they just not as funny as they use to be... I subscribed when i saw the Youtube is my life video. that one got me to watch all of the other videos the same day. I would like to see more videos like those :(

[highwireny]

Godot... why do the French do that? Who uses a silent t? Why confuse people? First with the silent s. (How do they ask for french fries? How do you know if someone is asking you for one french fry or multiple french fries if you don't pronounce the s?) Now with the silent t. Godot. Bardot. Brandot. Kwazsant. Why do we put up with this? It's either "Waiting for Godo" (which is spelt Godo) or just say God-dot, as in dotcom. What's so hard about that, Mr. Frenchperson? Huh?

[purgatory358]

Great video man Keep them comming.

And yes ttk1opc you probably are the only one from Rhode Island, Isn't the population like 5.

[ttk1opc]

Whats with the Rhode Island blast, it is not some obscure country somewhere. Am I the only one from RI?

[Zachisback88]

lol another great video from the Church of Blow

[Edward645]

You're a prick, I wanna se more of Fish-Hook! :P

[feeelicks]

it was all good until you made fun of kill bill.

[cloaknbadger]

Is that the Tarantino movie one with the self-important dialogue and the fetishizing of the tough and capable female archtype, or was that...ummmmm....a different QT film?

[feeelicks]

no you're thinking of death proof. kill bill was the good one.

[XxXArTiCwAvEXxX]

You Prink, more Fishhook!

[Dem0nJohn]

Waiting for Godot is a great play and Godot is the best part congratulations Bernard

[JamesHalmore]

Grate video!!!

[JFJHTJ]

MORE FISH HOOK!!!!

[NiftySwift01]

haha. toalyyy superduper.

[singstaryo]

OH U MEANIE! I wanted to hear the FISH-HOOK STORY! :P

[filmmangianniarthur4]

you shaved

[filmmangianniarthur4]

you shaved

[HaloNerd001]

You have one subscriber in Taos, New Mexico.

[z4xodnfngjurgnfp]

dude you'd be lucky if he stayed your friend after watching this video

[freddie7456]

You're A prick we want mor fish-hook

[OmegaNewb]

boston area!

[OmegaNewb]

boston area!

[Mikelp79]

ur an asshole with a huge ego

[gcloveya]

You sounded so mean to your friend XDD

[hunaynay]

Ahahah! That was great!

So you played Godot, huh? How long did it take you to memorize the lines. :P

[theantianswer]

dude we just learned about Godot in modern thought you are the shit

[mandie636]

ok you are fabulous! i have watched all of your videos and all of them are spectacularly unique! you are extremely talented and dont ever change your style! your hilarious! in fact i only signed up to post this!

you should have your own television show!

[FlaviusAetiusII]

I think UlaanBataar is more fun to say than Ulan Bator (Different pronunciations of Mongolias capital).

[organicprankster]

They're different transliterations rather than different pronunciations. (The former is the Romanised version based on the Mongolian, the latter a Romanisation based on the Cyrillic spelling.) Although most fun to pronounce is its former name, Örgöö. Any questions?

[FlaviusAetiusII]

No, i don't have any questions, and it doesn't really matter which one you use, they both mean "Red Hero". And also, it was called Khuree before Ulan Bator, Orgoo was sometime before that. It's good to see other smart people on youtube, they seem to be so rare...

[Fraidnaught]

Alright!

That's it!

GROUP HUG EVERYONE!

[mikeisnotawanker]

I was Godots understudy in the school play but was never called.

[MadM3rv]

Always help your friends and colleagues.

[xiaocat94]

yawwn...

[JamesMatthess]

funny

[dingo27mobile]

Again a good video that is worth the time and laugh :)

[Tjgalloway]

South Carolina is far away from Boston, we practically formed another country, haha. and everyone he is backwards as hell... i think i know y his name is fish hook.... i bet he got a fish hook stuck in his ear... or eye... or some other body part...

[tyrbolo]

So how long have you been Godot, and why are we waiting for you ???

[slooie]

SCRWE THIS IM GOOGLING FISHOOK

[CliqueOblique]

kudos on partner.

try being nice sometimes.

[MICHISMO]

I can never tell if these are scripted or are actual conversations; they happen so naturally. Either way, they're entertaining. (:

[3101010]

Dude thats a Thumbs UP comment.

[zoebro201]

this was so funny. i watched it twice!

[Maddog53]

I bet your take on the character of Godot is amazing. :) Great video! It was really funny.

[purplerose8705]

You're too cute.

[dundermifflin158]

Great! Mr. Smith, I love the creativity thank you for making these I will now finally subscribe because of the consistency of brillantness(spelled that wrong).

[koniko]

Hahaha you should do a video of you crashing his play.

[TerranKyra]

Wow I really hope your just portraying yourself like that for the sake of practicing some acting Bernard cause if you literally treat people like that you'd be one hell of an arrogant prick. Nice vid.

[file83]

Thank GOD you edited that fishhooker story.

[PsychedelicSexDream]

Fish Hook! Fish Hook! Fish Hook! Fish Hook! Fish Hook! Fish Hook! Fish Hook! Fish Hook!

[crimsonstayn]

lawl

you are the best... my favorite subscription... EVER :D

[reasona33]

LOl niceeee =]

[TheoVanDerDeer]

good video

[emptivestrike]

AHAHHA

i would hate to be on your bad side.

[rnb8220]

you guys are funny together. maybe Fish-Hook could be featured more.