Talking to Women about Videogames: Gears 3 review PANIC

[M3RCENARIE]

i didnt not like tranformers 3 but its not my fav movie. Gears will never be the TF3 gears is better than TF3

[GuitarFisherman2112]

I know tons of girls who play video games. Hot ones too.

[fireclaw2]

dude she had a shirt of domo holding a controller... its a pretty good sign that she plays videogames. try asking some girl randomly in new york right in the rush hour. tough luck with that.

[zacko320]

Transformer 3 no no no no

[Cowlick0035]

@zacko320 Agreed.

[SuperAsi666]

talk about GTA SA Hot Cofee than they will realise

[monpekokero]

She's cute

[SuperMrKHANman]

i hated transformers 3 D:

[purplewizard]

She has a red/purple aura that is nimble/sprite-ish and frugal. Her cosmic awreness is 435. She can get secret knowledge if she eat Oregano.

[zZCOXYZz]

lol love the strarting song ahhaha

[Guernicaman]

She's a hottie. :) :) :)

[Arppis]

@Guernicaman

Yeah ok, I take my earlier statement back. XD

[wweworldwrestling]

Her mind's like "bzzzzzzzzz... can I go home now?"..

[FredIsMyName22]

I didn't like Transformers 3.

[MrPrototypz]

This is a great example of how you shouldn't let women review a game.

:)

[xilix]

For those who don't believe, the conversations might be set up to happen, but the conversations themselves aren't written and are genuine.

[jjahastings]

Jonathan Holmes! Jonathan Holmes! I don't care where you are from. I LOVE YOU anyway.

[spooieVAULT]

Bonk's Revenge was so much better than Bonk 3: Bonk's Big Adventure.

[meltheofcgamergirl]

Bonk's adventure ftw. lol

[afromancer77]

I dont think its staged, listen to Podtoid and ull know!

[joebainbridge]

Lol transformers 3 is the best film of our generation??

this guy seriously needs a new writer or POV

[SveppzOr]

@joebainbridge He's putting on an overblown persona for this series, something that's blatantly obvious.

[martinaee]

She looks like a certain celebrity or actress..... somebody help me figure out who lol.

[LuigiWare]

Mister Holmes, you are truly the nicest human being to ever grace this Earth.

[kukingina]

the best part of dToids is this guy

[NobD2]

..But Transformers 3 was terrible!

[SuperNumber777]

I don't mean to break into anything off-topic, but mane... She was beautiful!

Talk to Women about their opinions on First Person Shooter games (If you haven't done so already). Because, as we know, there's a lot of these damn FPS games all over shelves at our local gamin' stores. Surely we got some ladies out here who wanna get their opinions out on FPS games and not enough of the other (or their favorite type) of genre.

[stevesan]

Love these, Holmes. Keep up the good work!

[KenAdamsNSA]

Jon, these are great. Keep 'em up!

[ScottyGrayskull]

Thumbs up for the GTA Chinatown Wars shirt!

[crackityjones1]

You should talk to a woman about the Vita.

[RancidScorpion]

Johnathan Holmes you sir are fantastic

[apribic89]

Johnathan Holmes! Johnathan Holmes! J-J-Jonathan Holmes!

I'm loving the series.

[ConfusedProud]

I just wish I knew his ethnicity

[waterhot80]

Omg Holmes, you have like the best job in the wooorrrrllldddd. Gotta say though I hate Tears of War, always have and always will. Sorry boys and girls.

[irishcrixus]

This series is brilliant!

[Whidmark]

This shit is genius. The theme song makes me so happy.

[darkinertia2]

OMG YOUR RIGHT JONATHAN! i didnt see this in my sub box :( you better make them whore this out on the next show...we need more of holmes in my sub box

[TimeGlitchCentral]

I WATCHED YOUR VIDEO JONATHAN HOLMES! I LIKE THIS SERIES! *response to Podtoid*

[GohanGVO]

Gears of War 3 = toast.

[HiralShah00]

TBH what do women know about games? It's like asking a guy what's the best brand of makeup to buy

[hhh4realfan]

@HiralShah00 or you can say its like asking a guy about Twilight since girls go crazy over that shit when the movies come out.

[StriderHoang]

Bonk Adventure 3 = Gears of War 3.

No wait, that's not the point. But still, I think it's worth typing out.

[bleunt]

I hate when people say there's nothing like a wrong opinion.

[sushlet]

hi jonathan its me sterling want to see my new picture album called my balls ill email it to you soon see ya

[Highstar25]

Gears of war 3 is like a parody of a good game, but gamers have been so desensitised to shittiness they think it's a good game.

[afrosk8er88]

@Highstar25 Just curious, what game from the past year or so would you, by your own standards, call a good game?

[Highstar25]

@afrosk8er88 deus ex: human revolution, super mario galaxy 2, terraria, darksiders, bayonetta, ocarina of time 3D, Xenoblade and mass effect 2, to name a few.

[afrosk8er88]

@Highstar25 good list. damn good list.

[Highstar25]

@afrosk8er88 thank you :) as you can see, I enjoy all the platforms and most genres. Don't get me wrong, Gears has fun shooting and nice graphics, but everything else seems fatally flawed. I have no idea how they got the actor who played Bender to play the role of Marcus so badly, or how they managed to fit so many clichés into one game, but they managed it somehow. I just hope Gears is done and dusted, instead of going on and on like halo...

[sanasishiki]

What a sexy voice.

[aarongaspar]

Bravo Holmes.... Bravo.

[frazzleberry]

Looks like Kory from Screwattack.

[fkkkkkenig]

Is this staged? It all seems too perfect of a conversation to be random.

[GreatAttackBear]

@fkkkkkenig Yes, the conversations are staged. Holmes has stated as much in the podcast.

[evsystem]

@GreatAttackBear I listened to the podcast and he said they aren't staged at all, and that he might be a little unfair to the women in the way that they aren't very prepared or knowing what he is talking about.

[GreatAttackBear]

@evsystem By "staged", I meant that the interviewees were pre-selected. The actual interviews are spontaneous. I think I used the word incorrectly. My apologies.

[DTOID]

@fkkkkkenig These conversations are not scripted.

[esaedvik]

@DTOID I'm heading to a park RIGHT NOW. This is good advice on life.

[Pwninqfull]

@DTOID yyyeeeaaaaaahhhh...as if i believed that

[SoyPepeWannabe]

@DTOID that's what she said

[dirtmerchant1980]

@DTOID they may not be scripted but i call bullshit if youre implying that this is some random chick on the street.

[peber13]

@dirtmerchant1980 it probably is a random chick. but they probably talk before they start recording

[StoryWriteR45]

@DTOID and this beautiful woman just a stranger? Cant be...

[bradenwelke111]

@DTOID Oh my god..... this whole time I thought they were....

[SHADOSTRYKR]

he didn't take any of their advice from the podcast

[ninjasniper524]

Bill Zoeker sended me

[Avykins]

Holmes likes Transformers 3... Are we REALLY sure that he works at that hospital?

[KashouCanavi]

Gears of war is brown.

[zimzalcove]

HOLMES IS THE BEST!!!!!!

[JGD1985]

Jon Holmes you're an ugly looking fuck and you'll never have a cock the size of the real John Holmes.

[excelx213]

men talk about video games/action movies/sex/sports/guns/war/fig­hts/farts lol etc...

all women do is talk about their feelings and to talk bad about other women ( hating ) lol

this is exactly the reason why 99.9 of women suffer from high blood pressure... they crying all the time for no reason lol =D

[SuperMarioKartist]

All the obvious comments aside. I did a double take when this girl, who did a really good job of pretending to be oblivious, mentioned Bonk's Adventure 3.

[Revuhlooshun]

"Hi. Will you talk to me about video games?"

"Sure."

"Ra...ra ra...thanks."

Cracks me up every time!!!

[Bumblebeest]

Holmes is my love!!!!

[Venom93]

I love the song.

[y05077]

Holmes!!!!

[olit1234]

Great new series :)

[FernaMedel]

lol I have the same shirt as her



[nayte23]

JONATHAN HOLMES, JONATHAN HOLMES, WHAT IS YOUR ETHNICITY???!!!

[IEXxILEDI]

Tf3 sucked.

[ShinFuYux]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GEARS OF WAR THREE?!!?

[cupKATEness]

I want her shirt D:

[vmfhavok]

Gay

[YossarianLives04]

I just want to talk to Jonathan Holmes about video games.

[crscutas]

she's a revision3 host, i think she did digg reel, and probably app judgment.

[nastusalmander]

that DOMO shirt!!!

[elemopinata]

I love Jonathan Holmes!!

[Buu1992]

keep up the good work holmes

[TravisChristel]

I want a longer version of the intro song!

Holmes is a dedicated Suda fan that's why I love him

[biggzilla]

The intro is not long enough.

[LOVEhhang]

DOOOOOMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOKUN­NNNNNNN



[madant1977]

Maybe number 3 would be up to paar with the real PC games from 5-10 years ago, but it would still be mediocre. Bite on that console drones :P

[Belson476]

Jim is wrong because he's FAT!

[hkk86]

the intro is way too long.

[Fredo5227]

Badass shirt

[irishtrash15]

This wasn't a bad idea, contrary to what the introduction says.

[codycurry52]

Hey Holmes YOU STRETCH REAL GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ahofer556]

Transforers 3 wasn't that good... Gears of War # was really good though

[Drago2529]

1 more video and it would be 1,234 videos :D

[theo1170]

Gears of War sucks.

[WSwan]

I watched the first one a couple times, and this is my second time on this one too. I think this means something, but not sure what.

I think I love it.

[UncleBibby47]

Jonathon Holmes was a cool guy before he made TtWaV. But now he's decided to make a series of videos where he fans the flames of an intense argument, then pretends that he's solving the conflict. My opinion is that he's not cool anymore, and according to him, my opinion is not wrong.

[ThatKidOverThere]

@UncleBibby47

If you think infantile asspain over an 8/10 review for GoW3 is an intense and meaningful conflict then you are a faggot. And that is a fact.

[UncleBibby47]

@ThatKidOverThere The fact that you called me a faggot sort of proves that I'm right, doesn't it? Obviously YOU feel very intensely about this issue, or at the very least, you've taken a side. Also, I never said these were 'meaningful' conflicts, I'm just saying that people feel very strongly about them.

[bassben04]

@UncleBibby47 INTENSE ARGUMENT!? CONFLICT!? Grow the fuck up. 

[xlManiaClx]

I don't know why the end made me laugh so hard.

[ise1880]

What is Jonathan Holmes ethnicity !

[ImmortalDestructor]

@ise1880 His ethnicity is Awesome.

[RebelHavoc]

I didn't like transformer 3...

[C0RR4D0]

where are you finding all these gorgeous women Jonathan?!

[tripdefect87]

JONATHAN HOLMES! JONATHAN HOLMES! DID YOU GET TRAINED BY SEAN CONNERY DISGUISED AS AN EGYPTIAN ENGLISHMAN TO BECOME THE HIGHLANDER?!

[lilinux]

"wow you just blew my mind"

[foxmcloud58]

IT IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT!!!

[GuyWithBluePoop]

I don't care if this video is making fun of me, I still find it fucking crazy that Gears of War 3 gets an 8.

[Sc0tt8588]

Good improvement over the first vid.

[DrPracticleHat]

hi new tara.

[hackneo64]

she looks like the lesbo chick from 40 yo virgin with red hair!

[slythemagicunicorn]

JONATHAN HOLMES! JONATHAN HOLMES! JONATHAN HOLMES! DO YOU HAVE OFFSPRING IF SO WHAT IS THEIR ETHNICITY!

[KayMonarch]

These vids are actually really entertaining... Keep em coming..

[MalkavianPoet]

0:00 to 0:25

I crack up every time.

[MalkavianPoet]

0:00 to 0:25

I crack up every time.

[oblong15]

Jonathan Holmes, interview Shannon from E3 :D

[jonnil1997]

i didnt like transformers 3.............

[hynwa97]

Lol, Transformers 3 sucked ass. It was waaay over the top.

[SupremeSunday]

Love this new series, i really dooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooo

[LancerJak]

Jonny Holmes is the coolest guy in the world. He should do the Dos Equis commercials.

[jasamdomo]

Mom, why are you talking to Holmes?

[MurdocLC]

How do u find these women? And why are they so damn hot?

[voLumez]

where has she been all my life <3____<3

[da1barker]

0:42 wa wo wow thanks :D

[TimeGlitchCentral]

Riveting.

[CUDpwns]

No such thing as a wrong opinion? What does that make the peoples opinions who think there is such thing as a wrong opinion?

[Ostnizdasht206]

I'd do her

[rhighse]

| Ostnizdasht206: I'd do her

I'd watch you do her

[Inbred23]

JOURNALISM!!!

[nakles005]

She's pretty :)

[ramminchuck]

Holmes once again you have made me smile and laugh. Thank you sir!

[felmilward]

Bonk's 3 is awesome

[Arbitor1]

Also stop being funny Jon. Stop it

[Arbitor1]

WHO EVER SHE IS SHE IS AMAZING AND SOMEONE SHOULD HUG HER AND TELL HER!!!!!!!!

[adennight]

I don't get all of the hate that you get about this video series. I totally get your humor. in the whole scheme of things what we are enthusiastic about (gaming) doesn't matter. And that is what I think makes this so funny to me because I can see things from my significant other's perspective and see how I might come off to her. All in all funny stuff.

[kakashidono1]

Box game 3? Is it anything like Nada II? my mind was also blown. People are entitled to an opinion, and it doesn't mean it is fact. Who would've thunk it?

[invisiblepopcornmonk]

@kakashidono1 Bonk's adventure 3.

[maxscoville]

JONATHAN HOLMES! JONATHAN HOLMES! WHAT IS THAT NAME OF THAT PARK WHERE YOU ARE INTVERVIEWING THAT LADY AND ALSO WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE LADY? ALSO JONATHAN HOLMES WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN THROUGH THE SMALL HOLE IN THE ROCK AT THE END IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY.

[slowzen]

@maxscoville Oh god you were so high XD

[Scarlatch]

Great stuff Holmes. Keep this stuff up!

[Orange52half]

I love you Johnathan Holmes and I love this video series.

[TaylorWayProductions]

I freaking love the intro song. I want to live in Boston and be your second best friend.

[ShiggyNinty]

Oh Holmes, you so hilarity.

[ResidentZoidberg]

If you stackity-stack-stack all of the new thingies in Gears of War 3, you might be able to make a Tower Defense game -- and a quick buck!

[SuperMonk4Ever]

I couldn't imagine giving this video lower than a nine.