Skateboarding god versus Cthulhu in Scribblenauts

[GoldX8900]

if scribblenauts is still in stores, im just gonna screw around through space and time.

punch king arthur in the face and steal excalibur and then give cavemen flamethrowers!

[Quartrez]

Can I summon a VECTREX ??

[NJboi10]

lol i typed in anything and..

[Samuraislash600]

@zombiesrcuming4u nah Cthulhu would make chuck norris go insane then he would suck out his brain D:

[fgordon2012]

The following skate video is marvelous. A web site called instantskatedotcom frequently has good skate videos.

[zombiesrcuming4u]

Chuck Norris could beat Chtulhu.

And Jerry reminds me of drama.

[CalledByCthulhu]

I'a I'a Cthulhu Fhatgn!!!!

[mshobohorse]

OMG OMG OMG MUST HAVE!!! Where can I buy it?

[LEGOMANIAC419]

Kick his eldritch ass, God!!

[chad428]

@921darksider I'a Dagon! I'a Hydra! ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[chad428]

this is some funny stuff i laughed so hard, and oh btw, religion is bs, hinduism is a religion made up thousands of years before christianity so why didnt god tell those people about jesus and bs? exactly, and satan is ignorant christians excuse for bad things in the world. they're obviously in denial.

[Tasuret]

Ok: shut up about god and Jesus and Cthulhu. It is a game. If you can't laugh about religion, kill yourself.

[mailchibi88]

And lo, on the eighth day God created the shotgun so that he could do battle with the eldritch abomination Cthullu.

[familyguy29485]

921darksider are you retarted god is real and god does win everything. and another thing its just a game.and what is your religion your probably an evolutionist idiot.

[swordslash97]

@familyguy29485 You know, I'm religious, and it's people like you that really make us religious folk look bad.

[tokiwartooth95]

@familyguy29485 God isn't real. Evolution is not a religion. GTFO my internets.

[921darksider]

All hail Cthulhu! And for those of you who say "God wins everything!" Why did he die too? OH WAIT...because he's NOT perfect.(or real in my oppinion)

Ia Azathoth, Ia Yog Sothoth, Ia Nyarlathotep!

[tokiwartooth95]

@921darksider It's a hand held video game. God (who isn't real) holds much more power than cthulhu (who isn't real)

[Mickothebest]

Wow, God riding a skateboard and wielding a shotgun against Cthulhu. XD

Kuh-foo-loo. :3

[GameGod652]

This is the best thing i have ever seen.

[TheDarkDuck93]

I wonder if "skateboarding" will be a working word in the sequel.

[avenger813]

LOL

[Taquitos490]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[audallas841]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[xxSyphenxx]

like cthulhu? then use the lovebow on him and you can ride him!!

also vicar with any weapon is invincible to any monster

[ilovechloe90291]

Lol its in slow motion at the royal place!

[ScottishTank907]

Cthulhu is equal to god on a skateboard with a shotgun

[DragonflightProduct]

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

[SpartanJose777]

Now, if God had a rocket launcher, and was a werewolf, fighting alongside an army of TNT-toting lumberjacks that look suspiciously like Jesus, while Cthulhu fought with the Devil riding a time machine, who would have won?

I think the answer was in the bible; I found the verse while I was on a peyote/LSD bender. I couldn't find the quote afterward but it said God won but his Son died for our sins (and to keep Cthulhu from getting backup from Nyarlathotep).

[copypacercopypacer]

god wins everything. cthulhu and all that crap will die in a bottom less trap hole

[crazitaco]

hmn at :30 i think it would be more fun to get the star via giant slingshot :)

if only you can make chuck norris :(

he would scare cthulu.

[theneworigional]

All hail Cthulhu!

[twiztidlestat]

I WANTTHIS GAME

[Radiodragonofdoom]

Well..... There's something the bible never mentioned.

[Quartrez]

@Radiodragonofdoom Not that that would be the only thing that happened that wasn't mentioned in the bible 8)

[MrJoeMontano]

this game is amazing!

[HiveFleetHydra]

Actually, without the shotgun, God would lose handily to Cthulhu in the game.

[TheDrawer4life]

da only down side to the game is you cant put any Nazi

[liono4407]

Lol I looked it up, he's actually a Great Old One technically. And wow for someone who probably hasn't read any of the Mythos you get really offended by thinking I am wrong. Troll.

[liono4407]

God couldn't beat Cthulhu without a shotgun, that shows how pitiful he is. Cthulhu isn't a priest either.....if you read any Lovecraft you'd know he's an Outer God, idiot.

[FolstrimHori]

If you weren't an idiot an had read any of Lovecraft works or even checked Wikipedia, you'd realize Cthulhu isn't a god but something more like a superpowerful alien. He is within the title of "Great Old One". The other major powers are the Elder gods and the Outer gods.

[liono4407]

I have read Lovecraft's works you ass, does it really matter what he's classified as? Either way he destroys all humanity as we know it. Maybe you're the one who's an idiot and is getting all defensive.

[FolstrimHori]

Your first post said he was an outer god. The second one you made was that he is a great old one. I didn't see your second comment and responded to the first.

[liono4407]

Yeah I looked it up and corrected myself with the other guy. I've just started reading Lovecraft and his work, so I am a novice unfortunately. I am quite a bit rusty on the details but they're such good stories, they're hard to put down. Colour Out of Space freaked me out, I couldn't get to sleep for like 4 hours after finishing that.

[FolstrimHori]

that was a great story.

[gamerguy5155]

The only reason they both died is beacause god is weaker with a weapon.

[liono4407]

Of course God would need a shotgun to defeat Cthulhu...because God sucks and couldn't beat Cthulhu without anything else to help him.

[deathrifle]

@liono4407

God heard that you know and do you want to torment in hell?

[liono4407]

I'm game :D

[Gramra]

I believe that billions of years ago in the void before time, shotgun-toting skateboarding God fought against Cthulhu and they both died. In modern times, we refer to this incident as the "Big Bang" theory.

[Quartrez]

@Gramra At least, that's what people with a very poor and/or lacking understanding of what the Big Bang theory actually is refer to it as.

[liono4407]

Cthulhu should've won...

[yrcrazypa]

Cthulhu is only a priest, mind you.

[darkmeta999]

God can easily win against 1 Cthulhu without a shotgun... but another one and He's down. :(

[lovehopetwilight98]

type in "cthulhu" & see what it spawns

[GrayFoxNull006]

It's spelled Cthulhu. As in The Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft.

[LaughingOctapus]

No, no he didn't.

[Ajarid5]

how could he? if it came up jackass

[osborneben067]

lol this is awsome i have it

[peeytur]

HA such a sweet game. Skateboarding god with a shotgun vs. Cthulu xD

[SetApartPlace]

So its okay to put (I'm presuming the Christian) God in a video game and let God die, but place Mohammed or Buddha in there and people would throw a political correct sh*t storm.

[michalchik]

@SetApartPlace Actually the Islamic God is the same God as the Christian God and the Buddhists would not care.

[jackandmeg2001]

@michalchik

No he's not. allah is a supreme God in one form, whereas the Christian God is part of a trinity, supreme, and has bore a son. Completely different theologies. lrn2religion.

[Stolanis]

@SetApartPlace Yeah, because God doesn't exist, whereas Muhammed and Buddha clearly do. OH WAIT.

[bunnypoop2]

@SetApartPlace i don't get it either, god should be immortal on the

[bunnypoop2]

@SetApartPlace i don't get it either, god should be immortal

[Arzamol5]

@SetApartPlace Well, the same guy shows up when you type Zeus...

[tokiwartooth95]

@SetApartPlace I'm sure everybody would be okay with Buddha fighting Cthulhu. Mohammed is considered to be a sacred figure, that is not to be drawn. It's disrespectful to draw him. And aren't you being the same PC douchebag complaining about a fictional character fighting another fictional character?

[tokiwartooth95]

@SetApartPlace And the same thing happens when you write "ZUES" so, in this sense, he isn't even yahweh.

[onemillionthhokage]

@SetApartPlace

He's just a stereotypical god.

[BadMoviesNow]

@SetApartPlace

That is because some people have no backbone...

[mikesholler27]

@SetApartPlace double standards 

[TubeofDestiny]

@SetApartPlace maybe because these deities are not cool enough (yet) to enjoy skateboard-shotgun-ing Cthulhu, they still a few hundred or thousand years

[KarlDerGrol3e]

@SetApartPlace Yep thats how it goes.

[Dipstikk]

@SetApartPlace Conversely, it doesn't seem to be okay to make God die without the person I'm replying to wetting his ordained panties.

[NessandNinten]

if you removed the shotgun from god, he would of won!

[lardhat]

@NessandNinten It's not "would of" but "would have".

[leksuli]

yeah. You are right.Sometimes when i put god fight some enemies with his bare hands, the enemies look like they're hit by lightning. That means god strikes to nerve's of enemies?

[MrJoeMontano]

the Cthulu is my fav in this game hands down

[zellfalcon31]

that is soooo cool!

[narutovinnie]

how do you get it on the tv

[TheVader2]

why wont anybody type in chyuku norreesu?

[ZeroNightmare12]

thats chuck noris

[4everthebeatlesfan]

my brother did that but it was the devil and god won but it was so funny

[randompieceoftoast]

hands down one of the greatest games ever! if you guys want a good laugh from this game, summon a gamer and a virgin. XD

[MrPretzelStickz]

dude its hilarious type in ra which is an egyptian sun god, and spawn some citizens and watch their reaction XP

[randompieceoftoast]

lmao i just tried it. they all ran XD got any more funny things?

[MrPretzelStickz]

well this one only works so often. put in the oceon a megalodon, give it 3 meats, wait for it to wake up, put a person on it, and after awhile it eats the person. not that funny but... well.. idk XP

well if you spawn 2 rabbits... well just watch and see.

hmm... something else... ooo! which is more scared than the other? a devil or an angel? spawn them and find out...

p.s. carefull when you spawn an atom bomb... it blows up EVERYTHING!

[valzilla2000]

Type in Chuck Norris and see what happens!

[NintendoTobi]

you instantly win the game and your DS explodes from his awesomness. Then your Wii roundhouse kicks you for summoning him.

[AssassinXReflection]

can you make more than gyes fight at once?

[dgk990]

what about chuck norris?

Would these items work?: Dildo, fleshlight, a glass of kool aid, osama binladen, A pile of shit, Flamming bag of dog shit, fire poker, breast implants, a joint, a stripper, a rabies infested raccoon, prostitute, spongebob squarepants, ed edd and eddy?

[gh0s7walk3r]

dildo - cant be suggestive material fleshlight - has to exist, flashlight works kool-aid - cant be an object owned by a company, juice works osama - cant be a specific person(with a few exceptions) shit - suggestive object so no fire poker - works breast impants - suggestive object :P joint - gave me a prison lol stripper - suggestive object rabies infested raccoon - well it gave me a raccoon prostitute - suggestive object spongbob squarepants - owned by a company ed - nope edd - no eddy - no

[mercsfan1]

i gave santa a flame thrower and made him fight death.Death won but killed him with a flame sword

[sledgehammerer1]

Does nerd work?

Looks like an awesome game, got to get this...

[TomPreston6]

nerd works

[SkankinNegro]

Well i learned something today

[assadissa2]

never mind

[kingdemon815]

sadly, chuck Norris is not in the game.

[AnimeRockStar365]

whats a game without Chuck Norris

[cheezemonkeyeater]

Actually, that would be ridiculously unbalanced. I mean, cthulhu's one thing, but a guy who could drive cthulhu insane by roundhouse kicking him? That's a bit much.

[assadissa2]

doesn' startie is the name of the stars tath the character have to collect?

[assadissa2]

what about typing startie

[sixlotties]

If you type in Royal Marine would a Royal Marine show up?

[kingdemon815]

No, an image of your father would apear and kill you instantly.

[ThinksWithPortals]

a skateboarding, shotgun-wielding God?

do want.

[kinodesplat]

type cheerleader

you have no idea why but do it

then type stalker.

stalker is a cheerleader with a dagger 0_o

now type freak

see what the stalker will do

xD violent cheerleader!

[MrPeople555]

what leval is that

[kingnic17]

God on a skateboard with a shotgun...epic.

[matchheads]

The infidels have created a game with a real depiction of god! How dare they! DEATH TO AMERICA! Allah will punish the developers!

allahu akbar!

[funwithpoo]

I want to try penis

[natuffi]

penis will not work i tried ;D

[ThePlasticarmymen]

can you tpe in greek mythology like zues

[AnimeRockStar365]

yes u can we tryed at anime club

[Arbitor386]

i made a ramp at the bottom of the hill and got on a bike

[L0rnch]

the word "virgin" actually works lol

[NebulousSquirrel]

I used termites for the tree

[Brysonmk]

what if u type in platypus....

[kambo57]

type in satan lol then type in gasoline and lighter and then ahiest then god and then type brain wash lol

[alysdexia]

Dzhibbermæa, you need the Tanac God J·hveh w/Shekinah and -el shaddàij, not the Vivli God Emmanuel w/wimpy logho and pneýma.

[oleam458]

i wonder if solid snake works. or master chief?

[gotmilk3001]

copyrighted, so no.

[punknerd97]

no sorry no brand names... not even tony hawk or obama

[TheDarkDuck93]

Damn. You can really type in everything except these words? Fucking awesome! O.o

[punknerd97]

ya haha and gamer and virgin show the same person

and so does stalker, freak and cheerleader

some mean comparisons dont u think

[Gunsray]

Man, i have this game, it's MIND BLOWING!

when i put three helpless soldiers to fight Cthulhu, Shoggoth and a guy with a necronomicon, god... I literally got brain-fried...

[Gorgutz52]

hmmm would "Slut" work?:o

[Iaguillo]

I'm going to try xD

[gotmilk3001]

nothing vulgar will work

[Gorgutz52]

that was a joke ....

[gotmilk3001]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

[TMcCrary4]

i just can't stop watching cthulu and god fight

[YoruChao14]

you can give cthulhu swine flu

[0lo0l]

Think its time to blow off the dust from my ancient DS, this is a must have!

[bender970]

A game that lets you have god fight cthulu with a shotgun? Finally!

[patchhacker]

THERES NO M60 NOT FAIR

[WEARETHEAQUATEENS742]

AND hes on a skateboard!

[12gunnerr]

hmm...god against every animal he created...could god win that?

[speersword]

Cthulhu could win that fight. They portrayed him wrong, he should have driven everyone insane on sight.

[byrdsturds]

yeh but the guy on the ds created god... WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???

[ChocOwlEt]

on my ds lite

hahahahahaha

[FuriousTheMunkyboy]

Ia Cthulhu!

[icu2jimy]

I officially need this game.

[Personsen]

I might have to get this game...

[guitartist22]

Cthulhu for president.

[Afro3200]

agree

[cheezemonkeyeater]

Wow. God needs a shotgun to take out Cthulhu. At least the power level the summoned creatures is accurate.

[drakkneo]

whats worse, it was a super tiny Cthulhu, cause the real one is Miles High

[cheezemonkeyeater]

Nah, Cthulhu is however big he wants to be. His appearance isn't even his real appearance. It's just what our feeble minds make of it because we can't comprehend the truth of his existence.

[Filmaker215]

it is missing but one thing

pedobear

[DruenBlackstar]

this proves it. God needed a skateboard and a shotgun to fight Cthulhu, and he didn't even win, lol.

[Gogoroth2]

I want to see a TARDIS.

[bignotoriousd1]

You read my mind.

[FordReject]

Putting Cthulhu in was the smartest move any video game developer has ever made.

Definitely got me to buy it.

[DownOnMyLuck]

Yep. I'm all over that now.

[darkbrian788]

i wonder if you can do ion cannon..

[sleeepyshadow]

it will only show as a cannon

[darkbrian788]

dang

[medow174]

as long as its not drugs,a copyrighted charater(so for instance you CANT do "pikachu") what they mean is like you cant do like a website

[narutofan5005]

I wonder if you can do Pedobear.

[UnusuallyLargeCrab]

I'm pretty sure God doesn't either.

[headwaterfall]

real mean what people know, wherever is exist or not

hope you enjoyed it ;D

[poketcg]

they are actually making invisibility technology as we speak. google it

[zombiejesusss]

First of all, I think it just means there are no made-up items.

Secondly, how is that stupid? o__O It makes the gameplay that much more complex and amazing!

[kingofpie7177]

THATS THE POINT DIMSHIT

[timestopper1231]

lol i would be so busy thinkin up crzy stuff, that I wouldnt get past the 1st level. myy friend reccomends the 'nitrous pogo stick'

[JerZeyCJ]

either they changed it or mine is glitched.but if i try to to do the villain into werewolf thing.the villain just turns into a regular person.also the werewolf will turn into a guy to.both of these happen with the full moon.

[KamelFilms]

EPIC! :D

THIS IS AWESOME!

[AscendedShinigami]

awesomeness

[prankster0044]

u know the strongest drawing is the OOZE it can kill anything promise :) reply

[sleeepyshadow]

It can not kill ghost.

[pat4luigi13]

AHHHHHH. I want this game sooo bad, but my DS crapped out on me.

[TigerM0rinFB]

jusst got the game today, so fun :)

[Lollyholly99]

I read the official Nintendo magazine and in it they tried to beat the 10,000 words that this game knows. Here's what they published:

Moon Buggy,

Liger,

Cephalopod,

Flux Capacitor,

Flugelhorn,

and Brussels Sprout.

They tried Spam but no. It didn't work. Here's what they said about Spam: "Nope, fatty ham substitute doesn't register in Scribblenauts. Never mind, no one in their right mind would consider it a sloution to anything."

Bye!!!!!

:)

[himencool2]

it would be better if god hasnt a shotgun!!!

[gatoneko]

The shotgun was perfect, all it needed was Sunglasses.

[2Skate2fun2]

omg the reaper kills god ,too !

[VysetheLegend88]

Have anyone ever tried typing in "LOL WUT"? You're in for a surprise!