BARBIE Doll Funny Video, Fail Toys Review Video Mike Mozart JeepersMedia

[mayrin1112]

I think they'd be going to work, as a hooker

[MadamWriterGal]

This is why I grew up playing with GI Joes, action figures, board games, wood burning kits, art sets, interactive building toys like LEGOS, Lincoln Logs, etc. Barbie was originally a porn doll that got mass reproduced for children to play with. Women should be raised like me; taught how to hunt, fend for themselves in the wilderness, build things, and solve problems.

[jeppewie1206]

they're going to the dark part of the city, to make 10$/hr!

[TinkerbellStudios1]

I think they'd be going home....... to die of embarrasment

[cutie7puffle]

She's the black crayon

[Meyome012]

I think they're going to work lol XD

[puzzleproducktoins]

the bar

[kracylove123]

hey i have those dolls and nothing is wrong with them sure they put bad stuff o them but they mean well

[leopardgecko4life1]

they would be going to the strip club

[tori7180]

i rember eatting that

[bandfreak457]

i think theyre going to kill themselves

[Amyarillo]

OMG, mom got this for me years ago ( i didn't like Barbie anything, but a mother can dream) and it was the best thing ever! It was like eating diabetes, the greatest thing ever.

[lalalexieeex3]

Duhhh they r going 2 work!

[yoshio3o]

To the corner lol

[sjclassics]

the barbie cereal looks shit + that new barbie looks shit as well i'm glad i did'nt get caught up in barbie years ago hence (i prefared sindy cause the shoes actually fitted the doll!) my dream car is an old volvo estate my dream job is something do do with helping people + my dream house is anything i can afford comfortably at that time. so fuck you barbie and your slutty materialistic way hahahaaha btw great video mike!

[SCREECHINGTIGER458]

TO THE STRIPT CLUB!!!!!!

[rosita4111411]

A funeral

[MrJoeybigz]

Who gives a shit!!

[BratzTeenzSeries]

I think they just got back from bratz makeover and are going to steal their identity ps I love bratz

[BratzHighSchool123]

@BratzTeenzSeries Me, too! :D

[XBlackRoseAlchemistX]

The picture looks like "I just got out of plastic surgery."

[kiekie54321]

To a prostitute club.....

[boxofhalf]

Maybe they are going to star in a documentary @IToldYou2DredNot by the way lol

[boxofhalf]

@Lilymoth12 no they would be wearing tight black leather then

[IToldYou2DredNot]

there going to church 8D

[IToldYou2DredNot]

a lawsuit so she has nothing left

[angelsinthewindow]

I have to say, the girls would be going to the bar... but my friends and I dress up like that sometimes. We don't act like sluts so it's a little different. I don't know if I would have that much makeup though.

[boxofhalf]

@LilyMoth12 No that's not is

[boxofhalf]

To work yes, but at a strip club

[Randomlolstudios]

Deyd be goin to mah bead

[NaviStarfire]

lol SO HARD @ 'going to their rocket science classes'

[iMusely]

Remember gals, don't end up like barbie cause than you have to BUY her friends..

[Super4Catdog]

she is going to work u no wear right kins comeing to

[CheekyDog8078]

there going to sing in a sugar concert! :D

[teagy101]

There going to American girl

[LilyMoth12]

There going to the S&M club! :)

[purpleizcool23]

if i saw a girl dressed like dat i think dey b goin to get a job at a strip club!

[magfinwarboss]

The word "Candy" looked like "Gandy"

[commandergree426]

I don't see whats so wrong with them.

[AuraCyan]

Why cant she look like that all the time?

[txvoltaire]

If Barbie has everything, I assume it means she has, well,....maybe Barbie is on her way the Free Clinic.

[txvoltaire]

Who wouldn't want Barbie's cherry?

[MademRedLock]

the 2nd to last one with pants is dressed OK

[braveheart683]

I think their going to the clothes store because they obviously don't have any good clothes.

[PhoebzandLili]

do mlp friendship is magic!

[alvaradorosevelyn]

SUCKS!

[klboucher1]

barie is going to hore classes

[lolcrazegal]

they may be goin to a stripclub

[tokyodiamondpop]

They would be going to a nightclub

[hamstergirl01]

lool



[nerd0glasses]

Barbies a slut Barbies a slut Barbies a slut bar come on people do it with me Barbies a slut

[socalkev]

Thearl I thought the same thing.

[Thearl]

Thanks for the post. They're going to church.

[riolu313]

they are going to work *nudge nudge hint hint*

[Bananaphone19x]

If I saw girls like that on the street a few years ago, I'd have thought they would have been going to a club to be strippers.

If I saw them nowadays, I'd be like 'well, I guess all the wannabee's dress like whores these days.'

[MsMadisonM]

nothing the only thing they dont have

[ReneeAllenjeanine]

OMG I HAD THE DOLL ON THE RIGHT WITHE THE LEATHER PANTS AND PURPLE SHIRT

[BETMARKonTube]

Io vorrei darti un voto positivo ogni volta... purtroppo per te, però, ho una politica piuttosto inflessibile su chi elemosina voti e sottoscrizioni.

Considerando che riempi di pop-up ogni tuo video e che non scordi mai di cercare di influenzare il mio libero arbitrio... fino ad oggi non hai ancora ricevuto un voto positivo, da me.

(lo dico in questo video senza una ragione precisa, vale per tutti)

[lol1234580]

She probably is going to work...That involves a street corner, a dud(hopefully), and the guys bedroom

[Acer0980]

I think Barbie are going to "work" =)

[MsSuzyQ88]

I think Barbie was going to prostitute herself if she were dressed like that. Ken needs to keep a better eye on her....

[pricklypumpikin]

when they say barbie has everything.... that means that she has everything!..... does that mean mean she has..... well, u non-barbie people will know what i am talking about! XD

[GoblinXXX]

If I saw girls dressed like that, I wouldn't care WHERE they were going, I'd follow 'em!

[11peachykeen]

Old motel

[comentsuscribeonly]

retarded barbie

[nyancat45]

on the front it had barbie licking an icecream cone go back and look at her facial exspession it will give you a hint were she is going dressed like that

[reccaflame16]

i think barbie looks like strippers...T.T

[lovebug7891]

To the strip club!

[KittyProductions800]

To there new job at the candy shop.

[zarra9ful]

i went thereba few times and it is f*ckin

[MsSuzyQ88]

Barbie's turning into a whore!

[divvys3]

Umm and wat r u going to do with this barbie stuff i mean its quite sad no wonder u called it barbie girl fail coz this whole video is a fail seriously get a life and stop critisizing a piece of plastic its stupid

[TheRedChain]

The pink and cherry dolls are the really suggestive ones. But even then, cherries are just something we adults associate with something sexual... kids associate them with yummy fruits and smells. I know I did when I was young. So then... that leaves just the ridiculous pink Barbie. That one is over the top. :/

[MissGrellSutcliff]

Duh! They're going to the nearest street corner!

[missymayer24]

Duh, they're going to church!

[juliusmaloney]

See, strawberry goodness

[LibertyBelle7]

After watching this, I went to Barbie.com. There was this weird mall designer game that I played. It was so horrible, I went into shock... Don't go there.....

[winterpieee]

@LibertyBelle7 im gonna go there now lol

[LibertyBelle7]

@winterpieee Let me know if you make it back xD

[winterpieee]

@LibertyBelle7 i made it back in 3 seconds

[LibertyBelle7]

@winterpieee Good to have you back xD

[RaverYuuki]

they would be going clubin.. to come home with some guy to get LAID!!!!

[1212boogie]

Goin to school

[Modelsforhire]

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

[thegatesoflife76]

Why are the cherries on the front of her skirt? Or is it his skirt?

[braces65]

They r going to work (Work is prostititon)

[chaselegoman]

if they dressed like dat? dey probably goin to get high!! :D

[ClumsySmurf29]

Barbie has as many personalities as she clothes

[aquanator8951]

goin to a stipper club or huge party weird how i used to like barbie shes a slut

[tyeelkins]

That barbie cereal was soooo good! I used to buy 3 boxes at a time!

[coolmelodyxx]

i think they would being going to a strip club :O

[SmileyGirl12399]

They still sell barbie cereal. Not that I buy it or anything.

[Thedman951]

helloween defiantly

[lipper802]

It looks like their about to sell their bodies to some kind of guy they met in an alley.

[flyleafxxgirl]

poping cherries i what i immediatly thought of...fail

[Angella2011]

goin to a party

[victoriaisntsosecret]

I think they'd be going to a corner....to get picked up by guys..pervy guys.

[SweetSanctuarii]

You get a girl who has everything, nothing, that's what.

[Erik113091]

Yep. They're off to "work"!

[13Jaderose]

what are they gonna make next, "Barbie grows up" not only do her boobs grow she has he period to!

[msfifi411]

i would think that they were going to a meet and fuck event.

[Nicstrixs11]

strip club

[Athene1121]

Judging Barbie, she's heading to her sisters funeral.

[pokedanniella]

oh gosh barbie, they had to make her "perfect", so every little girl's first character comes out as much as Mary Sue as Barbie. If not it's when their playing games with their friends, each has to be perfect. If they never develop from that, roleplays with Mary Sues involved is an unsolvable mystery.

[mashaiscute]

i want it lol

[MrCacainmybutt]

std testing lol hahahahaha

[TwinDragons310]

I have seen girls my age (23) & younger dressed like that a lot in public since middle school. My dad says "If they're wearing that, what will the poor prostitutes wear?" XD

[kaylawashere1]

They're obviously going to work.... At the street corner

[dinahmanatee]

I think they are going to the loony bin

[TheGreenRaven303]

I think they should make a "Had Sex When I Was Sixteen And Ken Didn't Wear A Condom" Barbie. (Follow-up Doll: I Can't Get a Good Job Because I Didn't Go To College" Barbie!) And if they make that Barbie all ugly, then the kids would see what having sex too young can do to you, and they wouldn't want to do it.

[holymischif]

I play my Aqua CD in my car.. -shame-

[death100ify]

maybe pay $1 and they fuck you or maybe the fuck you for free

[death100ify]

maybe pay $1 athe fuck you or maybe the fuck you for free

[death100ify]

pole dance

[haleyberryification]

shes going to a costume party

[MellowYellow109]

When he did cherry barbie I ouldnt stop thinking the phrase " pop her cherry" surprised parents didn't get upset

[QWERTYOrder66]

I think that they would be "goin' to work" with that boyfriend. Eh? Eh?

[bigfoot519]

They're going to "work". *wink wink*

[veralingal676933]

i HATE barbie

[starjunkie1]

i think they would be going to a stripper club

[NiarbReysu]

Didn't you know? That's the hottest fashion of neurologists and rocket scientists! Xp

[neishyrose]

LOL youre so funny! I thought the exact thing about cherry barbie! Can you please reveiw some crayola creation stuff, i would love to see what's so funny about them. You know how to pick em. P.S that is not breakfast food! Thats oure sugar!

[moonlightshawdow]

They r going to a brothelle haha

[NegativeEnergyX2000]

Also, the Barbie on the cereal box doesn't look like Cameron Diaz too much. If you've seen her on the movie poster for "Bad Teacher", you'd take back what you said when you comparred "fresh-face, sweet and innocent" Barbie to her!

[NegativeEnergyX2000]

Maybe they're going to the bar XD

[anamielov78]

the dolls look like they r going to a strip club

[LILLYGAMBLE]

its a friggin doll dont need to make a hissy fit god

[danner253]

@LILLYGAMBLE It's his job to review toys btw so no need to take a hissy fit god Bp

[gabriel62548]

Like it

[chattynatty678]

1: I think they'd be blind

2: do u get embarrassed when u bring something like that to the person at the checkout?

[2kbriannalia]

"Don't buy toys made of plastic" Hahahahahaha

[erm1223]

I did not know u knew about the spice girls!plus I would think they were going to candy land!!

[TheMixter123]

Pooin!

[TheFoxTailPalm]

Barbie definitely may not be the best role model for girls at times (as we can CLEARLY see from the back of that candy glam toy box) but I just wanted to say I didn't agree with SOME of the things you said, not all of it. (because let's face it, they really did look like fucking hookers)

I love your videos, and look forward to seeing you upload more :)

AND DAMN YOU, YOUTUBE FOR NOT LETTING ME HAVE THE SPACE I WANT FOR COMMENTS!

[TheFoxTailPalm]

Another thing that bothered me a bit is how you commented on the trading card that said "dream big" featuring barbie as being a vet wasn't really "dreaming big."

They just chose a job to feature, and you made it seem that dreaming of being a vet for a girl is something ridiculous. And when you said "don't buy toys made out of plastic," what's so wrong with that? I know you know how many toys are made out of plastic.

[TheFoxTailPalm]

lmao I know what you mean when you say it's the heroin of kids' breakfast cereals because I think I got that cereal one time! It was so FUCKING good!

But as for the video one thing that bothered me is the fact that you commented that Barbie had no boobs on the cereal box. What, do you want her to have double D's? If they gave her bigger breasts she would only look like the hooker barbies in the back of the candy glam box, and you'd be criticizing barbie for that to!

[Moshata]

"If you saw girls dressed like this, where do you think they were going?"

The mens' room.

Because real women don't dress like that.

They look like trannies O_O

[candy37323]

I think they are working on the street corner (you know what i mean)

[3043poppop]

I dress like that and yes I wear that to the mall :P

[LPSlunatic]

@3043poppop

Not to be rude... Do your parents know you're dressing like that or...?

[3043poppop]

@LPSlunatic umm well i live with my parents sooo yeah

[gemiemma]

hay they are going to sesame steet and they are all going to elmos home and they are going to talk abot balls lol

[MrOhitsujiza]

ye i would think they were going to work. but what do they work with? i have a very good ide

[osykat]

i think they are going to there "friends'' 21 B-day there friend loves them so much when there done ''partying'' he will give them $100 each and send them on there way

[legomanic1]

strip clob

[bigfoot1214]

a rave

[TheMoiraBrown]

Street Walker Barbie would go to a plastic surgery clinic.

c8<

[1by1Atlas]

"innocent barbie by day...STreet walker barbie by night"

I Trolololed when i heard it

Thumbs if u agree

[1by1Atlas]

GTA San ANDREAz All Over

[Kiocho321]

The with the ice cream reminded me of the hooker in the opening sences in GTA 4

[NegativeEnergyX2000]

At 4:49, what flavor of ice cream do you think Hooker Barbie is lickin on? (*devious smile*)

[NegativeEnergyX2000]

Why does (just about) every line of dolls today turn girls into mini strippers and or prostitutes? WHY?!

[drumrgrl814]

what ever happen to when barbie used to be all about self confidence and believing in yourself...now shes just a stupid whore....

[NaruXxdeathSuisidexX]

this guy is weird but what he says is valid

[TechnoEstate]

Well, that's just how real people are:

A public facade of political correctness in the front, and a closet filled with kinky contraptions in the back.

You believe that student babysitter who's always so sweet and teaches your kids good, clean, prudent values does not like to be f***ed real hard by her tattooed sixpack boyfriend every now and then?

I say kudos to Mattel's austere wink at our society's everyday shizophrenia.

[Yoachan]

It's just a cherry theme. However, if I bought that doll, I'd give her different pants. *puts cherry sticker on it*. There. Those shorts are really the only problem with this doll, really. The makeup is okay since it's obviously a LET'S GO OUT AND JUST HAVE FUN BEING WEIRD NIGHT!... I doubt that makeup would stay on for more than an hour. ... Is there a strawberry one? My friend loves strawberries. Also for the cotton candy one, put pink or white pants underneath and she's good to go.

[NegativeEnergyX2000]

The song makes me wanna hack blood and stab myself with a piece of glass both at the same time!

[princessmjk]

i agree with igogagaforladygaga1



[IgogagaforLadygaga1]

if barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friens???????

[MaddiRoseCook]

I would think they would be going to their job at "The Candy Club" a candy themed strip club.

[Bambicrony]

Barbie creates super diabetes sugary crap so she's the only skinny girl in town lol

[demilovato6787]

I would think they're taking a road trip to Prostitute City!

[anniem63]

working as prostitutes

[carlycoops]

Street Corner :P

[rosieposie119]

OMG, Barbie has everything ken has to be gay if he likes Barbies PENIS!

[Mofalcolm334]

prostitute school

[MrDutchrocks]

I think that that ''other thing'' is their work! lol!

[laney101love]

i hate barbie that bit** has everything

[laney101love]

the ACTIVE thing is about the same as cartoon network

[roselinkuchiki]

Lets be honest if i saw a group of girls dressed like that I'd wonder how much they charge an hour.... just saying

[catluver1122]

Goin 2 a pole dancing club.....

[The13knousm]

barbie in candy glam girls she looks like Paris Hilton O.o

[robgoddard1776]

the ceral looks like dog food

[legoguy813]

hmm, 3:25 reminds me of a song...

[Zackplotkin]

If I saw a group of girls dressed like that I would think they were Lady Gaga's backup dancers. :)

[JnLemmon]

being a vet is like the stereotipicall girly dream, maybe `cause you`re surrounded by cute animals... boy, my sister and mother are vets, and it`s nothing like Barbie paint it... besides the fact that "dreaming big" as a veterinarian does not involve playing with little pets at all! get ready to get all your pink accesories cover in blood and shit, Barbie girl

[feckingbillgates]

The sound effects confuse me.

[vegasgrownbby]

Oh....I get it. LOL

[joannalexp]

she is going to the corner of my street

[Selena9012]

Hey, You know, Heidi Montag replaced her...A long time ago....xD