joker taking a drink drive test and acing all the answers.

[Twisteddreamer78]

The difference between the UK and the US are (among others) the fact that ALL preventative crimes are unconstitutional. It is impossible to commit a crime without having a Victim according to the ideals espoused in the Constitution.

This adheres to common law.

Of course the US Government and the majority of it's citizens don't realize this fact but nonetheless it is a fact. This country was not founded on security but on freedom and self Government sacrificing all else if necessary.

[Rayven10]

@Twisteddreamer78 Very true, but good luck jumping through the hoops to prove this to a court. There are many videos here that try to do just that - and many fail.

No victim = no crime. Great idea, but modern law has crapped all over that.

[Twisteddreamer78]

@Rayven10 Yeah, I know. But thats what happens when the majority of the population doesn't understand the Constitution. You're right though, It is damn near impossible to exercise these rights anymore although there are plenty of videos on youtube that shows people doing just that and winning in court.

[jambuc828]

wtf is a drink drive test lmao you mean sobriety test

[kiwilimew]

"Lets see?"

[whateverthismeans7]

This guy was on a largedose of 'travelcalm'. Which is what made him able to drive but be incoherent at the same time.

[lukesta12]

hahhahahah lol

[the737yo]

Sounds like Cops Uncut.

[lenopalmer]

Are you sure? I thought the proper sequence was 93-86-20/40-hike,hike- on a Mary Flanders hot apple pie?

[jackjarell]

lol

[kanyenke12]

cops are pigs

[migator66]

why because they do their jobs. maybe they wouldn't seem like the bad guy if they were saving you life. which they happen to save peoples lives on a daily basis

[QueenGoesYT]

Hahahha saving my life ?? c'mon all they do is ride around in a ugly car and gives me tickets for speeding !!! Fuck the police Save ppl lives on a daily basis YEAH RIGHT!!!

[migator66]

Maybe u wouldnt get a ticket if u wernt breaking the law. the laws are placed for a reason. say u were speeding and hit someone by accident and that someone dies. or that they risk their lives to put dangerous people in jail so those people wont hurt any of us. My dad was shot at many times while on the job. Or how about the fact that a cop my dad was friends with died last week because he was shot at on the job. How about u fucking get your facts straight before you go talking again asshole

[QueenGoesYT]

From this enlightening text you have provided us with.. I can clearly tell that you have been brainwashed by your 5-0 dad... And how about you get your facts straight before coming here and cry... Most police assholes just sit in a hole with a radar and try to catch us and give us tickets just cuz they can... And most police men are stupid low iQ ppl who think its cool to boss ppl around! Go sit in a hole you toad!!

[migator66]

yeah u need a serious reality check

[johntomfoolery]

Your dad is a loser. All cops are losers. Only an asshole would want that kind of unchecked authority to be a dick to anyone and everyone. Police should get shot at. Police should be afraid. If things continue the way they're going, all of our freedoms will slowly be stripped by the police state and we will have to fight back. The first ones we'll take down are the police. Tell your dad to watch out.

[jrjr143]

yes and the "laws" are getting worse every day! pretty soon you wont be able to drink in your own home!

[dk2853]

Please, daily basis my ass. Over 50% of all arrests in the US are for marijuana possession. Saving my life yeah right, if they spent the tax payer dollars on actually helping people instead of busting people for possessing a plant, we could save more lives.,

[nblagg]

drugs

[babarumdanish]

This guy was obviously drunk.

Everybody knows the proper sequence is 93-94-95-96-2-pi-and kansas city.

[purklefluff]

"one hundred and........ zero"

lol you can almost hear the cogs turning there. i reckon this guy was either a surrealist, a beat poet or on some weird drugs. either way that's hilarious!

[koloboko]

Have you actually watched this vid before you posted it?

[Vixen2369]

The subtitles say A to Zee because in countries other than America they Refer to Z as Zed or Zet.

[helorm341]

Sure, if you're speaking French or German it is, but in english one would write it as Z

[lupeg84]

i want the last 2 minutes of my life back that i wasted on this piece of british shit

[SethBrundleDirtyFly]

????

[adj14]

why did the subtitles say "A to Zee"?

[PeppeJones]

That guy was fuc*** up, something hallucinaginic

[hurt4ever1ms]

Wow He was taught the alphabet the same way I was. We must have went to the same school. lol

[JudgmentalPerson]

Suckage.

[ChoctawCreek]

Do British shows often show American law enforcement videos? Just curious.

Thanks for sharing this bizarre video :)

[danovakid]

well some of our shows are just about uk fed man. And then we got the shows where they show us the whole worlds law enforcement

[cajp33]

they play clips sometimes in between English law enforcement videos. not usually for the whole show though. its usually to show the contrast between law enforcement in both countries

[crazyjak87]

atleast he can count

[AChrisL]

Since you posted this, when you come by my bed with your knife, I will stab you in the eye with my cock before you stab me with your knife.

[tiewebb]

i want a cookie 4 watchin this shite

[silentguff]

This is a stick up, gimme a fucking cookie now.

[danovakid]

No need to stick guys up. There're more than enough cookies to go around. Although i would like to point out that if u are not satisfied with your cookie it must be returned with a SAE and all original packaging within 18 working days

[stevenhicks604]

i dont get it.

[danovakid]

what is it that u dont get? when i said he was acing all the answers i was being sarcastic. Imagine counting numbers when asked for your abc, and then not even reciting them in order. u might want to watch the video again

[arturobkrsfld]

i get it. give me a cookie

[danovakid]

GIANT COOKIE FOR ARTUROBKRSFLD