Craig Ferguson 4/4/11A Late Late Show beginning & MONOLOGUE

[SinisterSkyline]

Has craig done any intros with the pig puppet?

[the671filipino]

Haha, right after he said taciturn and before he said look it up, I was already typing it into google. 

[LemmeLieHere]

I would buy one Craig Ferguson commemorative ferret plate, to hang on my wall.

[64y43]

I love the awkward pauses he has by himself x) 01:53

[panzerschreck89]

Hmm... First vaccination at 2 months? Probably the 1st booster for Hepatitis B. Over here the 1st booster is done at 1 month, and at 2 months we give DTP, Polio, and Haemophilus..

[krusader85]

i'll pay for that plate

[HoppyNinja]

Awwww 'Daddy Craig' is the sweetest thing ever <3

[invincable4ever]

@sahandn9- interesting... Und how zid jou come to notice thiss?!! : )

[xXJohnSmithXxaf]

Craig should release season dvds.

[Skinscorcher999]

XD dude I'd totally buy a plate

[Skinscorcher999]

XD dud

[invincable4ever]

TACITURN= Silent; Uncommunicative

Yeah, LIKE nobody else looked it up...

[sahandn9]

@invincable4ever a GRE word!

[sparksfly44]

@invincable4ever lol thank god you did because I had no idea how to spell it. One more word in my vocab!

[TheScheiss]

This was aired yesterday? I saw a rerun ¬_¬

Schtupid CBS

[MuseOnDemand]

going to see craig in less than 3 weeks in fort worth!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSS and im 16 :3

[TheScheiss]

@MuseOnDemand Share the passion another 16 y.o. feels for him, would ya? Make him blush:D jaja

[BlueJayRobin]

Is it wrong that I begin to wonder what Ytube is for when there are no new Craigy uploads?

[lordduffman]

i'm 24 and i'd definitely buy that plate

[Pillowfight123]

oh man, this show is sooooo good when i'm stoned. it's also ready good when not.

[f00tbol]

Dynamite beginning couldnt stop laughing!...

and I want a conmemorative plate

[thor55121478]

no cocks were injured. :)

[MrQureshi1000]

I wonder if Craig watches Celebrity Juice on ITV & if so, what he makes of it..

[POTTERMUSICALitalia]

Is this an old episode? Noone uploded this on torrent, DD or anywherelse today. : (

[Treeonfire15]

@POTTERMUSICALitalia no its not..thats why it says the date above it...to let you know when it was aired....and u should know it isnt cause he said his son was about 2 months old

[checkerbordom]

Ah Craig, you made my day better once again. Bombing a final exam and then coming home to watch Craigy isn't so bad after all.

[Unitronus]

Eeh? Lmao! I absolutely died of laughter when I saw that.

Damn, I wish I would've watched Craig's show back in '08.

[xxinfinity00]

@Unitronus 07-09 was was awesome. Then he traded the hilarious sketches for geoff : (

[Unitronus]

@xxinfinity00 You mean CBS.

[SuperContrasted]

Oh Craig. I like you very unironically.

[THEsnapcrakklepop]

I just my 1st baby boy a little over 2 months ago too!!! XD He just had his vaccinations earlier this week and he DID get a fever. Craig is right on! 

[AugmentinSG]

Is it me or those who follow LLS will automatically sense a double entendre even without Craig saying so :D

[angelonair]

Oh God, how I have missed the McCain clip. ;___;

[PataJuzmo]

@angelonair Yeah and I was sad for a second that they didn't show the long version. Hurray for Craig for asking it.

[06s091]

I want that plate! :)

[stonecoldwhat182]

the best part was when Craig was talking

[terentule]

I want those plates :D

[JihadTor]

Ha!!! 10:11 "No, you didn't forgot!" Take that, English teachers!

[Fatmaj7]

taciturn: temperamentally disinclined to talk.

ie: closemouthed, dumb, laconic, reserved, reticent, silent, tight-lipped, uncommunicative

(You're welcome, biotches!)

[JulianaAbaunza]

@Fatmaj7 Not to sound like a wise-ass but I didn't look it up. My native language is spanish and in spanish the translation for "taciturn" is "taciturno" and it is a quite common word.

[V2Blast]

@JulianaAbaunza My native language is English and I just already knew the word. :D

[poirot89]

The audience awh-ed Bradley!

[tobbeb84]

Thank you Mal

[sweetForgiveness]

i'm a young girl but i like you in a serious way, craigy!

[jin12345678]

lol bradley

[lillithdv8]

Thanks Mal for your wonderful contribution!

And congratulations on almost 20 million views already

[sweetForgiveness]

probably he had bieber-fever :P

[sabuinthahouse]

would totally get the plate

[TheCobracommander2]

"They done took me gold" lol

[llelea]

I am 21 and I would purchase the Craig ferguson ferret commemorative plates and make guests eat off them

[Protagonistinfluence]

@llelea I don't know you, but still picturing you staring strictly at your guests commanding ''EAT!'' is pretty funny.

[sonablom]

@llelea thats a dinner party i would go to

[TheHarlequinLady]

@llelea thats kind of, sort of, wonderful :D...although I would end up licking the plates alot

[AllMyL0ving]

LLS is the only good thing about Mondays, hooray! Craig is back!

[ajsmen]

@AllMyL0ving But it's Tuesday :)

[AllMyL0ving]

@ajsmen I watched last night, just missed the monologue segment =)

[OcularPolitics]

lol, you can tell Craig's obviously a BIT concerned about vaccination effects even if he says "just shut up about that"

[marrydruli]

I saw him capable of punching a doctor, so I believed him at first. xD

[seinfeldaholic]

no title or description? Now how will I know if it's XD-worthy or not?

[OcularPolitics]

I love loitering around on an unnamed video ^_^

*dancing* :P

[marlainirving]

Mal, I like the new coding system.

[greenlanternintx]

Uh oh... new coding format... are they onto us???

[ayshay9000]

"soooo .. How you doin?"

[checkerbordom]

@ayshay9000 Very Joey Tribbiani, I thought.