Ryan has a girlfriend

[J58440]

Takes a whole new meaning to a girlfriend blowing her boyfriend...

[stigh3lm3r]

a soldier listens to bob marley? us soldier

[fintekonivel]

does it really take that long to disassemble and asseble that rifle. Hopefully it does not jam in real action. I mean, 1minute and 30 sec? battles are won in that time

[Biffarn]

Does he fuck the pipe hole?



[khix3r]

u fuking show off!

[Kausmee21]

cute :D

[AgentTerd]

I was expecting him to raise his hand as his "girlfriend"

[ftatalamal]

Psycho.........

[lewandlo]

I heard she is quite the bang? and she has a hairy trigger? Just giver her just enough lube and she will perform just the way you like her to dude. But seriously you have to get her out on the range more. hardy har.

[TrickySkillzHD]

@lewandlo lmao

[SLIMstick228]

>.>

[hossamahmedhanafy]

she will fuck you someday ;)

[zDiBzHD]

2:15 And Check *Bullets start Flying out*.....Complete

[Breathlessdesires]

LMFAO I saw that finger action she was getting; I was gonna say Daaaaamn he's fast with his hands. lol But very cute indeed. And I love his lil girl friend.

[xMateJxC]

the mans best friend

[DLemre]

YOU are the real man. A man's girlfriend

[22sweetgirls]

:D

[JACOBiiTE]

Very nicely done, top marks.

[murderousmandarin]

because there are only few things in life that arm manlier than having sex with guns...

[rohanseth8]

so...what happens during sex??

[beeferstew2]

it takes balls to fight in war... it take bull balls to run through the gun shots even if your crying like a bitch

[MegaEpicRevolution]

Hey hey, dude u play mw3?

[oddie93]

kinda like solving a huge rubix cube..

[grungetitis69]

sometimes I like to spank my girlfriend too ;D

[VoodooPolitico]

So this guy was the guy that was queering it up with another guy on The Real World MTV show right? He is in the Army huh....yeah...sounds about right....

[Studman2011]

@VoodooPolitico your point is?

[VoodooPolitico]

@Studman2011 Take my comment any way you want to take it cowboy...

[Studman2011]

@VoodooPolitico LMFAO! Cowboy really? wow your a fucking pussy. and your making fun of a soldier that has more balls than you sighining his life up to risk his life saving lives so they will stay the fuck outta our country. but then again their are people like you who i just really wish would just strap a bomb to themselves and blow the fuck up! cuz nobody cares who you are or what you have accomplished in life. but then again you didnt accomplish anything so just go kill yoursel

[VoodooPolitico]

@Studman2011 KID- IVE BEEN THERE-DONE THAT.

Also...do you really fucking believe that "they" would have come to the shores of the United States if we (our military, not YOU-coward) didnt go to Iraq? Are YOU really THAT fucking stupid?

AAAAANNNDDD just because somebody is in the military, doesnt make them off limits to poking fun at or making jokes about.

Deal with it...or dont...I dont fucking care...COWBOY.

[connorpictures]

@Studman2011 boob

[BroadcastingMischief]

there's something really hot about a cute guy playing with his gun

[silentrunner117]

XD haha Awesome!

[pdiddy1357]

no offence but isent that like the first sign of gay?

[justinpay91]

what a fag.... typical national guard.



[medusax179]

wow  that is nice hope that you have fun with your girl.

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

world record attempt...........fail. 

[xWiLsOnAtOrxx]

@THEBIGBARRYBLACK post a video of you doing this since u talk shit

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx it was a joke you fucking idiot!

[xWiLsOnAtOrxx]

@THEBIGBARRYBLACK god u fucking spaz. I don't think u realized this by now but u cant hear peoples voices when they write comments so i cant tell if ur joking.

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx Well don't comment when you make your first judgment then DICKHEAD!!!

[xWiLsOnAtOrxx]

@THEBIGBARRYBLACK well i will make my first judgment cuz u suck at making jokes cuz ur too stupid to realize that ur the only one that knows its a joke DICKHEAD!!!

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx go suck your mams tits you sad cunt.

[xWiLsOnAtOrxx]

@THEBIGBARRYBLACK ur such queer im defending this guy against ur insult but since u clearly have no life and nothing better to do u have ur little metapause mood swings. I never swore, or spazzed at u wen i made my first comment, but again ur clearly the sad cunt who has to have ur little freakshows. if u reply to this u just showed that im right. good bye

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx go suck your dads dick you bitch.

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx fuck your sister like you normally do

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@THEBIGBARRYBLACK your mam is missing you :)

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx as if i give a shit what you think

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx you suck your mam dick.

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx look im having a freakshow, you over opinionated inbred

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx do you charge for a blow job??

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx if you reply to this u just showed you suck your dads dick.

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx kids say that sort of shit you fag.

[xWiLsOnAtOrxx]

@THEBIGBARRYBLACK two days of responding to my comment u mad bro? haha

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

@xWiLsOnAtOrxx just a little bit yeah lol

[TheX2Productions]

did you guys see the finger action she was getting

[URIARA]

That's a bad bitch right there

[HALOTHEMOVIE117]

yes im serving

[HALOTHEMOVIE117]

First It's a rifle retard and second m4 suck because they jam

[voodooTHEpreacher]

@HALOTHEMOVIE117 are you ex or serving US military?

[gyroman42]

u dont want to mess with her over protective brother the barret m107 50. cal

[Aot6]

lol the Aus Steyr takes a quarter of that time to assemble and disassemble

[vboytan]

lol this man is humorous. Humorous indeed!

[joshjl2]

don't tell me her sister is a M16

[jhenrichson]

Where do you stick it in??

[TheSpecOpsAirsoft1]

@jhenrichson the barrel

[nilboi999]

that was a quickie -.^

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

Im so lonely.. :(

[guitarhamster102]

My girlfriend's gonna be my M9 =D I like shorter women.

[TheRyandanish]

ooo the money id pay to put my dick in that...

[AFatalPapercut]

hahaha "but so does bob marley and everyone loves him" hahaha

[sTOBBENation]

wow! so many parts. rk 95 (like ak47) is sooo easy and fast. (not hating)

[AFatalPapercut]

@sTOBBENation Gotta be able to field strip the weapon in 2 minutes also.

[JoshuaDaPeck]

I'll let you know, before you came along me and carbie had sex ALL the time . . ..

[nirvana159023]

how pissed would you be if her spring snapped?? :L:L

[Yashin184]

I do like bolt action the most though

[Yashin184]

I love sniper rifles :L Ima own an Barrett M82 one day.

[alien16759]

so in bed who shoots first ;D

[sonnytenedo]

pff... you chick is nothing against mine.. M16A4 Trijicon Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight or ACOG, and a frontgrip.. OWNED SAAN

[The5admeets3vil]

@sonnytenedo - damn your a lucky man she sounds hot

[sonnytenedo]

@The5admeets3vil Oo-rah

[The5admeets3vil]

@sonnytenedo - i got your chicks grandma though, the m1 garand XD

[sonnytenedo]

@The5admeets3vil lol.... she might be old but she still can KICK :D

[The5admeets3vil]

@sonnytenedo - and boy does she kick

[Yakko77]

Nice but her cousin, the AK-47 Natasha can be undressed and put back together in less than 10 seconds plus she doesn't jam but she likes to be spanked anyways. ;p

[tomkasto]

@Yakko77 Heard she's a slut though. Goes around between all those bad guys with attitude problems lol.

[guitarlee37]

i have one o those guns

[imanoob4]

She has a Younger sister at the states, her name is AR 15

[chreisyAFNF5]

the berreta is the baby....

[vFuuzeRxHD]

Sir thank you for your service!

[bluz22]

that was clumsy- you know it >:(

[alyssexy]

that was hot...

[Taricus]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[jerryboy219]

Her buffer spring came out too easy... she's a slut...

[makumasen]

I think i've seen this guy on MTV's The real world. (Brooklyn) He's my favorite cast and the lady with the tattoo

[csmschick24]

@makumasen I love Sarah.. The chick with the tattoos

[smithmanish]

do you like to touch her safety lock?;)

[double2echo]

No scopes just irons this man is a pro,lol

[h2oextremepcs]

LMFAO

[viurza]

u hot man and sexy proud about you , cuz we have military Georges man , 

[bulgeland4]

YOU ARE ONE CRAZED HOMO!

[dtippy]

slap pull observe release tap squeeze

[GT5Enthusiast]

How is she in the kitchen?

[GT5Enthusiast]

How is she in the kitchen?

[Samuraimatt423]

I bet you love sliding your bullet into her well greased chamber.

[spiceytaco95]

@Samuraimatt423 oh my lord... lol

[tajio101]

hope you dont piss of her dad Mr 60

[ReconFilmsHD]

Hey man atleast she dosent let you shoot blanks!

[joshjl2]

is her sister a M16

[joshjl2]

what does she get get mean to people when they piss her off

[ivegotajousyaccent99]

9 people pissed Carbie off

[sony123239]

i was one of the guys that asked him

[balcrasin]

holy shit that was slow

[S33KY]

@conkdeeznuts why is your peq-15 on the bottom rail instead of being on top?

[AbsolutelyRomantic]

Nice,I like your gf.She is fucking wonderful. :)

[TheNorthernWolf117]

She won't dump you for someone better either!

[TempestCP]

her name is carby xD

[bonner130]

id hit that



[1m9j4b9]

good luck and God Bless.

[ElchinMendes]

Dudeeeee, what rank are you?

[AshleyLaurenM]

lol:)

[lcpltaylorusmc]

damn bro ur gf is fucking hot does she have a sister

[double2echo]

@lcpltaylorusmc yes you have the 'Bigger" sister the M16 or her cousin the HK416.

[BloodAngel249]

@lcpltaylorusmc yes she has an older sister whos name is Miss16 (M16) xD lmao

[Brandisaurus]

@BloodAngel249 Get off HU or I will make your life hell :)

[double2echo]

Irons LIKE A BOSS

[kneeinjury1]

Then he the national guard all the way love Ryan quote from sniper or infantry " this is my rifle there are many others like it but this one is mine without me my rifle is worthless " take this into respect for the many men and women who lost their lives helping others respect the guard

[kneeinjury1]

Well 22kikoloko he the god damn solider over giving his life so that others can live on peace what do you do

[kneeinjury1]

Hows the heat and the mini air conditioner ha ha jk be safe marine

[22kikoloko]

@kneeinjury1 he is not a marine

[o0Swissilein0o]

waffenfreak.....

[bamabudweiser]

guys asking you? haha! Well you need to clean Carbie's dusty arse so you don't get no butter, butter, jam! That's a nice barracks for being in Iraq, ain't it? But for real, you all take it easy and dont get yourself killed over there!

[froboy2180]

u rock

[Brandonkasowski]

sweet vid bro i was at weapons training racing my corporal and beat him by 10 seconds haha keep up the good work

[TheClashyyy]

this was frekn funny hahaah! nice

[imilla17]

LOL this is super funny

[UnknownResistance]

Need to work on your tear down and rebuild... Gotta be a bit quicker. ;)

Other than that, you've got one hell of a GF! 

[CorruptWolf]

Look's like plastic toy gun. She's hot though.

[desertstorm21]

Full Metal Jacket. 

[CaleandCoy]

a dollar i cant make that faster than u!

[mybabyfromperu]

love the vid

[AHproductions2008]

I do that all the time in half that time....with a pen....

[MrNapoleonicTv]

ima hate learning to do that with drill instructors yelling in my face

[MrNapoleonicTv]

hey i cant wait to get me a girl like that

[TXNole10]

Happy Veterans Day Ryan! 

[gordvance97]

lmao 

[TardMan158]

how long do you think the M4 will be in service before they transition to another weapon?

[GhettoBlaster100]

@TardMan158 Oh another 60 years

[DrummaMuFucka]

HAHAHAHA, Thats awesome man! Good luck over there bro!

[revvinkevin85]

carbie needs an optic....

[econn69]

your fast at disassembling and reasimbling "Carbie"

[TheDuncanBoy]

Hey Ryan. Did you have a private room while you were in Iraq? Or were you in a dorm?

[nslaxer]

LOL,"Sometimes I spank her because she jams, but so does Bob Marley and everybody loves him.

[ohitinkdeylikmeh]

youre so sexy!! 

[danidodge7]

are you still with baya?

[manonalone]

dude ur gf kill my girlfriend husband in iraq!

[m1zzursh3r]

what about Baya?

[xLuiKangx007]

I really hope you're ok now Ryan.

[phoLegit]

M4A1 Carbine ftw.

[UWontcatchMeClean]

You need to go back to bootcamp soldier! to many mistakes and slow! haha joking Im entering marines asap so goodluck to you and thanks alot

[1msporkchop]

i hope ur safe in Iraq Ryan!!

I love you!!

[TheSEMPERfidelis100]

haha :))

FASTER! lol.

that was cool

[silentstalker83]

OH MY GOSH THIS IS RYAN! THE RYAN! AHHH!

[Vy10n1s]

No offence but you don't check to see if their is rounds in the gun by pull the trigger indoors, didn't oyu learn that in basic?

[lizardSEALMAN1]

@Vy10n1s he pulled the charging handle several times before pulling the trigger and im sure he triple-checked before filming himself to make sure the chamber was empty. stop trying to act like you know everything and let the man do what he does best. thanks for all the vids Ryan, your country loves you!

[katrachosps]

@lizardSEALMAN1 I agree with you, I also left a post for Vy10n1s.

[katrachosps]

@Vy10n1s It's not a gun, It's a weapon, and out here you clear your weapon every time you enter the FOB, and the living areas, so clearing your weapon again is not required, it's a good habit to have, but is not mandatory, after all you clear your weapon and an NCO double checks. no offence.

[cr7timp]

shes hottt

[ericin337]

aww yea he's stripping her

[cjmajorcu]

lmfao wtf. At least she won't be cheating on you. :D

[SUPERIRAQIII]

funny

[dogcrap1994]

do you get to take those home after your time in the war?