valentine day (fat-pie)

[AloisWoreBootyShorts]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Ninjistic]

@AloisWoreBootyShorts fuck off and die

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

and they say romance is dead

[KorruptedReaper]

Ummmm...

Happy Valentines, I guess.....

[secretsanny]

D:

[Eiterpokengesicht]

O_O

[darkkristian22]

hmm, hes left handed

[cutecumbers]

WTF

[smosh7236]

Ok so like this is deff. An awkward moment!!!!!!!! Wtf!!!!!!!!!!! I had a wank like really after he kills her he fucks her wtf!!!!!!!!!!

[djwireD79]

he shudda bent her over and fucked her off!!!!!

[NoycieBrv]

@djwireD79 FUCKED HER OFF?

[djmilan2]

"Same time Next year I guess"......

[GRRRTAR]

Omfg!!!!!! Legendary...... Id love to have a look around this guys head!

[urface12343]

There isn't gonna be next year he killed her

[DaliDahmerly]

@urface12343 Sure he will if she doesn't have any pets that ate her and if there's no one close enough to notice the smell, and assuming she's crying because no one would notice if she was missing, brush a couple maggots off, maybe sport some glue to keep anything left on the bone... well he just had a wank? So I suppose he doesn't even need to go through that trouble again.

[MinecraftAdditict]

oh how beautiful :) 

[maddiesixx1]

Lol I HAD TO WACK

[Snagglepussify]

@maddiesixx1 "I had a wank"

[EP1KCAMPER]

In the words of Doug Walker: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????

[ravenrobin567]

Wtf is this????

[vivalaciaran]

lauren coyle. i will eat you. and tickle your belly button from the inside

[omgwtfhax1]

@vivalaciaran ew who the fuk r u :S

[JonesRaygun]

I watch this... every valentines day.. to remind myself.. that.. being foreveralone isn't so bad. I could be ... "eaten out" [in the context above] and then wanked on.. Hooray for solitude. ♥

[BinghamIsAnEpicName]

Is it wrong that this turns me on?



[koostaas97]

I need a psychiatrist

[BlinkyBill26]

HAHAHAHA wtf lol

[OhNoItsaCounterTroll]

So. Fucking. Brilliant.

[72melmo]

I take it back now...Salad Fingers is normal.  Completely normal.

[TheGrassyass]

awk bless! :)

[lamperougeiscontent]

i'm usually totally cool with these but on the stomach acid i almost lost it ngl

[stargirlsg11]

....D:

[GroovyFeet]

Aww how cute <3333333

[darkkristian22]

hmm, hes left handed

[reagansmash9000]

@coolkitten432 hahahaha not heard a horatio lead in for a while nice...

[jacobonix]

what the watch did i just fuck?!?

[moorevayne]

the fuck? what was seen, cannot be unseen

[Karnakwarlock]

This videos exist cause you touch yourself at night

[DemocracyGIadiator]

♦♦♦ ATTENTION ♦♦♦

@JustinBiebzHottie <--- impersonate @OpinionatedBeach

A 47-year-old, jobless, Taiwanese troll suffers from a massive Psychiatric Disorder in Montreal, Canada. The sicko channels his desire for communication in a perverted way and becomes an Internet psycho + pedophile on YouTube 24 x 7, 365 x 4 yrs.

He eats shit for a living and bullshits in incoherent TAIWANESE ENGLISH with 200+ accounts to seek attention by childish provocation and laugh at his own retarded Taiwanese wit.

[victoriaxox1992]

what a sick fuck wtf is this i hope his youtube videos get taken off there sick

[mrliampep5i]

@victoriaxox1992 its just a joke lol

[tomdobbydobson]

You my friend are a genius no other man possesses! But where is the new salad fingers!

[timrs2001]

*sniff* That is so touching...

[ledzeppize]

I sent this to my girl in valentine's day... now i'm single.

[soulsistah102]

@ledzeppize if a guy sent me this, i would marry him. hahah. one, because he is a david firth fan as myself, and two, because it is just so cleverly hilarious.

[ledzeppize]

@soulsistah102 lol really? i like david firth too. But my comment was just a joke... my girlfriend likes his work too

[soulsistah102]

@ledzeppize Hahah I know it was. I'm just saying this guy would have amazing taste in videos. Lol, I wouldn't want him to actually do this or anything. That'd be a little freaky. xD

[ledzeppize]

@soulsistah102 That would be a little freaky, but the world is full of freaky people, lol

[bouncyboi2010]

@ledzeppize i mite just give that a go then :)

[MrEzyRyder]

what did i just watch

[ipodssuck100]

thIS IS WRONG!!! but its awesome at the same time!!!!

[123wilbs]

Firth is a genius lmao. Love the voices...not in my head :(

[JellayToasT]

Yep, those were happy valentine memories

[JromanGamer]

WTF?

[jayq2009]

I had a wank :) lol

[Itoast3r]

I would never hangout with a guy like that 0.0

[furfem]

Wow,like yeah wow,this shits awesome

[WhiteKnightfaggot]

i remember i used to be so terrified of this guy's work.....

now i freaking fap to worse, even if that does sound cliche

[xAbbified]

Well, Happy violentines day.

[RavenMaster1313]

Why do I have the distinct feeling that this is my life in 43 seconds?

[sladikk]

What a lovely way to show a woman your affection towards her.

[TeddyPerv]

Shit, man :/

[snombieslayer]

how romantic ;]

[Brittx31]

@Skysacideyes ; yeah , thats what "had a wank" means : Jerking off

[connorduh15]

anyone read American Psycho?

[SkysAcidEyes]

Was he jerking off at the end? O.o

[mortizmortiz]

@SkysAcidEyes apparently :)

[killer3596]

@Trashcanstudiosinc Somewhere wayyyyyy out in left-field somewhere is my guess.

[ifiwereshipwrecked]

D:<?

[Invader904]

What da hell?!!

[ZetTroxX]

You know what? I laughed my ass off.

[GrimFloyo43]

these are the kind of relationships that are sure to last forever

[billthemaxster]

still in shock

[pianorules11]

How romantic.

[chabi3000]

i would at least fucked her corpse before doing any damage to it .

[hellomynameismercy]

.. the fuck was that 

[SinDawg030]

@hellomynameismercy Work of a genius my friend, work of a damned genius

[hellomynameismercy]

@SinDawg030 awkward... 

[cherrypoledancerxxx]

awwe so cute :)

[PsychoSlipknotSocial]

that was the most fucking romantic thing i have ever seen in my entire life. i am happy for the both of them.

[TheMerkzzz]

i wonder why she was crying...

[LexiiiZombie]

oh my lanta..

[RachelNo1mjfan88]

oh my god that's disgusting, made me gag a bit! awful.

[chabi3000]

@RachelNo1mjfan88 really ? then google for man vs hatchet , glass ass , 2 girls 1 finger , pain olympics , and uncoverredrealityforum

[bradtcoolinit]

u guys are the most fucked up people on youtube keep up the good work :) o-O

[megahurt12345]

@Trashcanstudiosinc he didn't. It was a Foul ball. 

[xxxCalmstorm]

What a lady killer

[Graysoundz]

Amazing

[flyboy959]

Well that took a left turn haha

[EMJAYFAB]

hahahahaahahahahahaha. I found her crying for some reason. Just too good. hahahahahahahahahaha

[jmathur123]

I can SO totally relate to this guy.

[coolkitten432]

Well, it looks like he...

*puts on sunglasses*

...really ate her out.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[bramblestar12]

@coolkitten432 That made my day

[coolkitten432]

@bramblestar12

Glad to hear that :D.

[coolkitten432]

@bramblestar12

You're welcome. :D

[1337RecklessX]

sickfuck!

[crypticBhann]

hahahahaha!!!, that came out of no where.

[Jennerycanflyy]

Same time next year I guess.

[MrBigFan008]

Beautiful. <3

[BoyhoodManhood]

WTF is this shit!!!!!

[MrBuddy118]

Finally, someone who has the same valentines day as me.

[karmakid123]

awsome

[BlueCoolSc]

awwwh what a lovely story :')

[ThePolkovnik]

And then - of course - I had a wank...

[AmericanEuro1]

The eating of the pancreas, the intestine and the stomach made me hungry for some really spicy food.

[deformingmarionette]

Same time next year indeed!

[scruffthemagicdragon]

I'm afraid to give this a thumbs down.

[rainbowsherbert98]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY..............

SHUTTERS

[theartofbeing626]

Never watch videos with your parents if you dont know the content !!! Oh my lord!!!!

[saxkid16]

?!?what the watch did I just fuck

[coolstorybro997]

what the actual fuck did i just watch?

[RainbowMoofie44]

oh my jesus god. i don't even.

[TheBestFailiure]

why does this remind me of chriddof

[Puddlesofcolour]

Ewwwwww

[sebbeas123]

yyeeah....

[KrisseyyH]

wtf hahahah

[TAITOKAITOfanGIRL]

omg that was awkward DX

[ElCuauh123]

uuuuuuuh...... does this video have some kind of message or its just a creepy video ?? o_0

[Dyrock666]

I don't get it? Who wins? I like to think that the lady won cause she burned his mouth.

[TheGroumpfy]

Putting violence just to shock some 10 years old faggots isn't cool.

[panickattack92]

wat.. just

wat

[amazingsierra]

I'll be sure to send this to my Valentine.

[ohgodno47]

Did the guy masturbate along with the corpse at the end of the video???

[RareDude493]

0:00-00:10=stalker

00:11=end of video=lol

[CallMeKatiee]

That Was...Beautiful... I'm About To Cry... v_v

[iateyoureyes]

Hah, awesome. I love David Firth's work.

[Cornerdweler]

Awesome

[darkmachete]

Art like this soothes my mind. It calms me, and makes me forget the world. Is that weird that I'm not absolutely horrified by this?

[TheOriginalThought1]

@darkmachete Nope.

[BustyGretchen]

It really warmed my heart

[thegraze8]

Good stuff

[Emo1Scene]

Ewwww



[Willium95]

lol XD! anyone else laugh the moment this finished?

[Matexterminator]

i lol'd

[richardjangro]

david firth is a twisted fuck i love it.

[steveforthewolf]

what the fucking shit!

[mikeharderPK1]

awwh man that's just wrong...

[SteelRocker]

i may try this this year

[emieh123]

i love how just jerks off at the end O.o

[gargoylejockey]

whaaa??????? that was different. although i like all of david firths stuff, if you dont like the blood and gore, you might try watching "Pulch: The Good Times". and a toast to good bowels!

[ThePlatinum2079]

That is just sick and twisted !  Remember the stuff steaming from his mouth? That was stomach acid in his mouth ! A.K.A Puke ! That is gross !!

[husala27]

That's jokes :D

[noelsoong777]

He did it for a surprise abortion.

[MightyQuinn2021]

How can people take this so seriously? This is hilarious! I love how he pronounces small intestine

[MegaWemes]

YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS SICK TWISTED FUCKING VIDEO!?!?!?!?!??!!

Why didn't he have sex with her open wound?

[matdoomn]

@MegaWemes Good idea man.



[ohgodno47]

0:32 he started masturbating..

[nsv9000]

Wtf!!!!!

[TheRockandroy]

lefty motherfucker.



[cottencandyloverful5]

U people r crazy none of this rlly makes sense in any of ur videos no affense

[PartulaRevenge]

@cottencandyloverful5 nice spelling...you obviously don't have the mental capacity to fully understand these videos

[dan271291]

@cottencandyloverful5 thats the whole point of the videos. deerrrr :P

[TOASTIS3D]

@cottencandyloverful5 Some of his videos actually do make sense, and have a deep meaning while this is just about...nothing it's just bloody and awkwardly hilarious.

[footballwrestlingaik]

now this is art...

[bigfrmrb]

Can't leave without a wank...

[TheLivingHeiromartyr]

genuinely could not stop laughing XD

[Xonx68]

Same time next year, I guess...

[TheAwesomeCara]

ended with a wank....how....obvious

[mur551]

That was the most unexpected....thing I've ever watched.

[guillermoperezful]

i think this video is to sent them to you ex or someone that you hate or somethingg.. but other than that why the fuck em i watching this.

[TallThompsonuk]

How can you call this art? you are a fuckin nutter.

[bongolongo]

@TallThompsonuk Art stirs up feelings and makes you look at the old and familiar in a whole new way. In that sense this is art. I know I'll never look at VD in the same way after seeing this.

[deckeroncrack]

honey, im home!

*pulls a knife in the chest*

[Malldibion]

Why do I feel so good after watching this?

[Curleyyy]

oaierfdjikgf

^ Bangs head on keyboard...

[crazzygirl100]

How romantic.

[ZayZt]

Hahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahah­haahhahahahahaahahahhahahahaha­ha, "so then of course I had a wank"

[Sother3]

i think i'm gonna puke :s what kind of sick psychopath created this? seriously, what the fuck?!

[LANN98]

@Sother3 he is not a psychopath. that is just his style. if he was really like this he would have been locked up in azkaban.

[Parmazano]

@LANN98 as in the place from harry potter? -.-'

[ssdeadly1]

@Sother3  LOL U OK BRO?

[benbenbenben10101010]

i just came!!!

[FrederickThePie]

Because having a wank is the logical thing to do after eating hot sick

[quadbiker101101]

HO-LY SHIT

[fredtvification]

What. The Fuck. Was. That?

[HorseyBreaker]

*wank

[HorseyBreaker]

Why do men like to sank after they rip out someone's stomach and get acid burn on their mouth..... These are the things that puzzle me

[Emonkey12345]

Yep. I murder people on anually. And after I rip out their guts OF COURSE I masterbate.

[stonebleeder]

That was disgusting. It was fine til the last words. Why put that trash on after a godsend like salad fingers??????

[SuperMushroomUndies]

i find this easy to masturbate to.

[CanadianPoets]

It brings a new definition to the word "Vile"

[Slice6667]

My god what the hell was that ? Its horrible