Brian Regan - Show Horses + Butterflies

[breyergirl33]

There are show horses that are worth millions of dollars

[pdddddp1]

@breyergirl33 every human, is worth more than ANY horse.

[KestralsSpace]

Working in a butterfly house would be the most stressful job for me

 me = fear of butterflies

No jokes

[tybeepirate]

Amen! This guy is Comedy Gold and family friendly..and I don't have ant kids.

[chrono4203]

Why are people trying to explain in full detail what the fucking horses are. No one cares, its a joke.

[chrono4203]

ANYTHING BUT THE SHOW HORSES!

[ducktapepeepz5]

this dude is da bomb

[Erock2106]

My favorite stand up comic EVER!!

[FourthDerivative]

LANDIN' LIGHTLY ON FLOWERS

[heatbucspies55]

Even if you couldn't care less about swearing, he's still easily one of the funniest comedians there is.

Hilarious.

[beutifly199]

Two dislikes came from the yellow and purple butterflies. Just sayin'. Brian Regan= best commedian I have seen so far. :3

[ErroneousDylan]

Does he transform into Gary Busey at 1:47 and after?

[haggis53]

2 people work with butterflies. :D

[Eeregan11]

I think I'd rather injure a few show horses than kill a car full of people, thanx.

[chrono4203]

@Eeregan11 That was the joke.....

[thebluebot]

its for legal reasons that most of those semi trucks have the 'caution: show horses'

show horses doesn't necessarily only refer to show horses, i have transported baby's via freight liners, it's just warning other drivers that if you hit that freight, its most likely gonna be bad, so just stay back.

people need to stop fighting about how much the 'show horses' cost. i have bought horses for less than 20,000 that have beaten 100,000 horses.

[dphl2007]

@EquusDream

Those "nags" can cost JUST as much as your show horse. They have competitons as well, and I have respect for the show horses, I just hate ignnorant people who think that just because the trail horse didn't cost $50,000, that you can just throw them to the side and not give them the same respect!

[doolittlesy1]

@dphl2007 no they can't...

[EquusDream]

I believe the "show horses" sticker was due to the fact that show horses often cost more than $50,000 dollars. They are a huge investment. Trail-horses and nags can be bought for less than $200.

So....

[cowgirljessie2222]

If you have show horses... You really wouldn't care if the donkeys got hit. lol.

[MrLSDMTHC]

I CAN'T TAKE THE POLITICS

[parkourz0]

The butterfly bit reminds me of George Castanza

[Ishotjustinbeiber]

Why do people get top comment just by saying something from the video?

[BTTFPokePirate]

don't worry, just dumb old donkeys (hahaha) oh, it's OK to hit the dumb old donkeys, just not the show horses XD

[TheFabulousLippy21]

I actually work in a butterfly palace LOL, and today was super stressful that's so funny!

[WestSea15th]

I can't compare Brian to Dane Cook, or any other comedian who swears so much. Brian is funny, and clean enough :-) and I enjoy watching this guy make jokes!

[joyldschurch]

He does sware..just does not say four letters..

[richis2fast4u]

LANDIN' LIGHTLY ON FLOWERS

[Ariel62073]

Is this my pad of paper?

[nascar88218]

"I've had it up to here with those butterflies! I had this yellow one landin lightly on flowers! And this purple one flutterin around! LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S UP TO!!!!" best part!

[OMGsquirel26]

Landing Lightley On Flooweerss. AHHAHAHA

[MonkeysGoBananas1234]

Why the hell would u think hell is a curse

[missbobbie60]

@MonkeysGoBananas1234

Because it is a curse word the way people use it. Don't know why people say "Go to Hell!" or "To Hell with you!" and other such phrases. That is the most awful thing you could say to a person! Hell is a REAL place and it's an evil thing to wish anyone would go there. I don't think people realize they are cursing others when they say that stuff.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@MonkeysGoBananas1234 Every time I say 'hell' and people are like 'Stop cursing!' I say, 'How is it a curse? It was in the Bible.' xD

[zenos59]

haahaha love this guy favorit part 0:00-1:58

[BirdiewasHere]

I want a bumper sticker that says "Just dumb old Donkeys"

[kbrinkful]

I HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THOSE BUTTERFLIES

[CitizenKahne1015]

"DON'T HIT THE SHOW HORSES! ANYTHING BUT THE SHOW HORSES!"

[Troublesome2008]

@TheEquinoxOfBlood666

But saying "Hell" is not cursing... Or am i wrong? Not that it matters.

[tjhoenecke]

@zingerale I like his stand-up a lot, but he actually does "curse" and "swear" in his act, albeit not as much as most comics. (We just tend to notice it less and less because it is done so casually and commonly in most conversation these days.) You probably meant to say that he doesn't use "vulgar language."

[Troublesome2008]

@tjhoenecke

I never heard him curse. Are you sure? Can you give an example? A clip on YouTube with Brian Regan cursing?

[xGreedTheHomunculusx]

1 Person hit the show horses.

[Erilis666]

I love the butterfly bit. Good god it's been long time since I laughed that hard!

[Geekpuncher1]

I don't think he knows what show horses are.

[ThePhilPhanHorseShoe]

1 person works at a butterfly pavilion

[HiddenDataFilms]

Just dumb old donkeys. NAHHUUUUHHH!

[zeitgeistermann]

I WENT to that show! :D

[ItsThemGuidoCoppers]

no one does the stupid guy routine like Brain

[FunWithAaron]

@ItsThemGuidoCoppers I thought Brain would be smart lol

[zizzersoccer]

1:12

[rynomacamillion]

Who's the one jackass that disliked this??

[Metallicafanfrom93]

@rynomacamillion ryan dunn

[AleahStrauss]

@rynomacamillion  no, who's the TWO jackasses that disliked this.

[ilovemybooth]

@rynomacamillion They must be owners of regular horses. Or dumb ol' donkeys :) Possibly the people he hit to avoid the show horses.....

[thethyregod]

@rynomacamillion there is FUCKING TWO!?!?!?

[matrixphijr]

@rynomacamillion Who cares? They're just dumb old donkeys.

[RedSnyder141]

@rynomacamillion I dunno but there's two people just like him.

[buffalotamer]

1 person hit the show horses...

[xANTIxMirrorGod]

just flutterin arouuunnd...LIKE I DONT KNOW WHAT HE'S UP TO!

[AdmiralZhao007]

horses and butterflies?

Fluttershy?

[RoflEpicFail]

@AdmiralZhao007 EXACTLY ^______^!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AdmiralZhao007]

@RoflEpicFail

*brohoof*

[Theburn77]

Don't even get me started!

[pikachugirl15]

the purple Butterfly flying around and around like i don't know what he up too!!! XD

[Soteriologist]

The dislike must have come from a dumb old donkey.

[BlazingSaddle1]

1 person hit the car with people...

[msjam14]

one person is a dumb old donkey.

[kylie88a]

Well show horses are at least 50 grand a horse......... wouldn't want to be sued for that hahahaha

[hihihi3322]

@kylie88a nice buzz kill.

[BurninVernon72]

@kylie88a you feaking killjoy

[kylie88a]

@BurninVernon72 haha never said he wasn't funny

[BurninVernon72]

@kylie88a I would have been legitimately mad if ya did

[kylie88a]

@BurninVernon72 Hahaha I would be too at anyone that would say that. He is one of my favorite comedians

[KamakaziMango]

1 person can't take the politics!

[LamonicBomb]

@KamakaziMango or, he's a show horse!

[luv2bfun11]

ok who's the one loser who hit the dislike button!!!!!

[starsandbellsASB]

Haha this is a great :) I got a show horse, glad to know she is safe on the road!

[matrixphijr]

"Who cares? Just dumb ol' donkeys! They refuse to apply themselves..."

[yisoonshin12]

If I lose control, I'll hit one of these cars with people. LMAO

[culwin]

I CANT TAKE THE POLITICS!

*crying from laughter* :D

[Jasperemerald23567]

I was laughing really hard at "Like I don't know what he's up to!" and when I heard "I can't take the politics!" I fell on the floor. :D

[papillonluver1]

i <3 show horses



[ElphietheGreenGirl]

i have a show horse.

i love this bit so much. lmfaoo.

[GirCait1309]

"Flutterin' around and around, like I don't know what he's up to!"

[tomfooleryprod]

"...landing lightly on flowers!"

[shed15625]

what DVD is this from?

[Xcelerometer]

@shed15625 Brian Regan: "Standing Up"

[lonestarduffer]

@shed15625 I believe it's from "Standing Up". Brian is so awesome, my favorite comedian. :)

[HalfDeadFatGuy0]

DONT HIT THE SHOW HORSES...GHKDUIGHDLKHDISHGLIDH­GILD SHOW HORSES!

[matrixphijr]

@HalfDeadFatGuy0 He actually says, "ANYTHING BUT THE SHOW HORSES!" but I know what you mean.

[DocChompers]

@HalfDeadFatGuy0 (anything but the) show horses

[LamonicBomb]

@HalfDeadFatGuy0 COULDJU IMAGINE...BYIHEIOLCHSOCJVJVOUR­!

[Spitfirefilmz]

@HalfDeadFatGuy0 Heh..can you imagine hittininfeh...

[Petelover25]

LMFAO "I CAN'T TAKE THE POLITICS!!"

[lalalaloveit468]

LANDING LIGHTLY ON FLOWERS!

[RequiemForABuckeye]

That crowd kind of sucked.

[3shaiamigas]

STUPID DONKAYS!!!

[ProtoCosmos]

Do you have the part where he talks about flight delays? That was hilarious !

[quintanna]

Definition of comedy

[mrshackztor]

LMFAO I lose it when he talks about the butterflies.

[gonebutgoing]

anything but the show horses!!!

[JLaw012]

Lightly fluttering on flowers. Haha

[punchsmack]

"Like I don't know what he's up to!"

Pure Awesome.

[mfarina99]

I can't take the politics!

[jstmeconman]

i love that he never swears shows how intelligent he is