Scientists LIE! We Know The Truth!

[220hotrod]

I hate fags burn in hell you fucking queer I want to creat life not destroy it. and if Scientists are so smart why do they want to destroy their home on earth with nuclear missiles. Scientists stop scorching the earth with your deadly rain of fire. SAVE OUR HOME!

[2sonfon]

@220hotrod cool bro

[suzitobi350]

that is such a big number.....hahahahahahahaha

[Fad3ify]

i went to a catholic primary school.

and i am an Agnostic.

i sort of believed in the bible in the early years of primary school but then as i got older i realized how silly it was.

i pretty much always saw the bible as a story book and nothing else.

[wargame223]

@Fad3ify me too

[Fad3ify]

@wargame223 awesome :D

[wese3000]

@Fad3ify sinner

[ninjaninja246]

@wese3000 We're all sinners. 

[youandihavenolife]

@wese3000 How are they a sinner if she's not even Christian? :3

[wese3000]

@youandihavenolife u got me ;3

[alexanderjs11]

I thought you were gonna say your dick was hard.

[Dianasyfan]

<3

[Nerdbox8]

whats funny it the scientist Mormon commercial cam on before this video LMFAO

[urieldx]

everytime i answer right he become a crazy christian..oh btw fuck ads

[eXcitingSkittles]

lol Yay? I thought it would be wrong so i clicked it :D

[theflamingrobots]

lol Your amazing:) <3

[keikokitty189]

I love when I get all the answers right :D

And I wait for him to scream...didn't happen this time :P

[JtProductionOfficial]

stars are moving away from us, 4.5 billion years ago the stars would have been ON us for a few billion years already (stars who go faster and faster are pretty much inlogical FYI). YAY SCIENCE OUTSMARTED ITSELF ONCE AGAIN ;)

[emoskeleanimal]

haha "thats not the only thing thats hard" me:*thinks dirty thoughts* "my bones are" me:*thinks mhmm suree. lol XD

[1crissangelfan]

but i know hes joking

[1crissangelfan]

its 4.5 billion years not 6,000 :)

[ItsGrantCasual]

ummm.....onision is confusing me....first he believes about science and now the biblke!

[Frolife2]

Must you bash Christians?

[ryantg1]

"why oh why didn't i take the blue pill"

[aaa2000ish]

lol



[foist101]

20 people's bones aren't hard.

[MrHaiHaiBai]

Yes, it is a joke :P The earth is not 6000 years old

[Fsupreme123]

I feel so smart

[curlysuesap]

I know he's using this as a joke from the comments, but it's really the truth .Billions of years is ridicous. The sun is proof. It'd be alot smaller now if it was Billions of yars old.

[lashey221]

@curlysuesap You, good sir, are a fucktard.

[curlysuesap]

@lashey221 Firsty, I hate that word. What's the point of believing in 4.5 billion years. That's retarded.

And another thing, I'm not a sir. I'm a chick. And too bad you can't seethe truth.

[lashey221]

@curlysuesap What's the point of believing you're really a girl? picsordidn'thappen.

[curlysuesap]

@lashey221 I'm notlying to you. I'm really a girl. Why would I lie about that? Only creepers believe in that.

[lashey221]

@curlysuesap Pedobear also says he's good with children. Is he lying?

[curlysuesap]

@lashey221 Yes. Because being good with children means you're good to them. That's a very bad example on your part.

[VanessaSills]

I didn't wanna push 6,000 :(

Even though I know it's a joke. lol.

I can't even push myself to do it as a JOKE. lol. o.O

[maniacnick90]

@dutchtallkid i killed god

[Benitopsp]

@maniacnick90 Mock if you wish, sinner. 

[SuperiFox]

@Benitopsp XD

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

0:43 That's what SHE said :D

[xxMidnightBonesxx]

@AkwardMomentsXD37 LOL

[YusufAlaseeri]

Your bone is hard?

[GameTester5]

LOL 6.5BIL HAS MORE VIEWS LOLLOLOOLOLOLOL !!!!

[AGproductionz]

Vampires are real :D two types...sangitarian (blood) and psychic (energy) :/ lol

[1peterkim123]

@AGproductionz okay...Yayz :)(:

[lizzietupman]

HOW COULD ANYONE TAKE THIS QUIZ SERIOUSLY?!

ITS A JOKE!

jees get a sence of humour guyz

[keroification]

this is FUN ahaa.

[TheRetardsFromSpace]

scientists found skeletens thats are over 4 million years old, proving that the earth is not 6000 years old!!! ^_^ but i know thats the joke, im not that dumb........or am i =D

[3lilcutties]

your an ass

[XxxChristineChaosxxX]

@3lilcutties dont watch this then

[booboowilson10101]

It really is 6000 years old you stinkin idiots

[lizzietupman]

@booboowilson10101 lol you aren't being serious are you

[booboowilson10101]

@lizzietupman i was being teh jokes

[DoraDead101]

it is 4.5 billion tho...i just clicked this 4 fun?

[lulabell0]

lol bones

[PsychePuppet]

MORONS ITS A JOKE GET IT THROUGH YOUR DENSE SKULLS

god some people have no common sense

[InfamousWolf1]

6000 years old really?? i belive in god and the bible but i dont think the earth is 6000 years old .>.>

[PsychePuppet]

You dont have any social skills in the ways of jokes do you?

[rootvalue]

@InfamousWolf1 Then you don't follow your Bible.

[nirvanalive4ever]

are you joking??

[lizzietupman]

@nirvanalive4ever He is joking he's taking the piss out of christianity

[JoeAnnaXD]

@InfamousWolf1 No, it is 4.5 billion years old. This video is a joke. Only people who take the story of Adam and Eve literally believe the Earth is 6000 years old and Christians know the story of Adam and Eve is a Parable.

[Agnosticuzumaki]

wtf? LOL i wanted to see the respone video. Its laughable somnebody clicked on this and thought it was the right answer..

[NoctroNovak]

Just about everything you would usually do or reply is wrong.

[makennahjensen5678]

i just clicked 6,000 cuz i knew it was thhe right answer on this quiz

[385Productions]

boooooooooo

[raidor54]

lmao

[loruCe]

i`m smart? good joke. :D

[Gangsterboyrad]

I know!!!!!!!!!!!

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

I can't say that the answer is wrong because I don't know. The truth is that no one knows. You don't even know who you are. Everything that we are is given to us. The only thing that you know in your own existence is that you are aware and conscious. You are an observer in one moment in time. ONLY NOW! NOW IS ALL YOU HAVE! This NOW Conscious existent being that you are is not connected physically to anything. How do I know? I don't. All I know is that I AM!

w a k i n g t r u t h . c o m

[HikaruNoAgata]

he. Is. Joking :D

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

Apparently, everyone is a joke! ;)

[Jesus00000000000]

@HikaruNoAgata He has glasses.

[mrmeekl24]

@HikaruNoAgata NUT UHN HE SAID DONT BELIEVE FAKE EVIL SCIENSE

[Elghast]

Please recall the last time you were ill. Please recall which kind of medical treatment you received. Please acknowledge that if we "didn't know", if the truth is "no one knows", then you could have died in approximately 2 weeks.

[Agnosticuzumaki]

Somebody likes to spam!

[ScArReD180]

this answer is wrong

[NickandCharlieShorts]

wow screw you athiest.

[WeedAnonymous]

god can count to 4.5 milion

[MainCharacterChannel]

Love seeing your videos get featured.

[LovelesEntertainment]

I love fucking meat

[KrazeeMee]

hahahahhh WOO ! x)

[ahverypro]

i knew it, onision would choose this answer. :D

[twistytwist1234]

its actually 4.6 billion years old

[left4deadzombiessss]

I DID IT FOR JOAks

[chicken4xxx]

thxs for speaking the truth

[WhipNow1]

U LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im just kidding

[SenbonRainStorm]

WAH! VAMPIRE ARE REAL!

[twistytwist1234]

i got it correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lolalokona]

I did it all wrong the first time now I'm doing it all over again, LOL

[xRawry]

XD

"That's not the only thing thats hard"

[Vilemk0]

LoL I clicked this just to see his reply. XD

IT WAS WORTH IT!

[pookppl]

satire its a lovely thing :P

[DemonBiking]

i think its the other one i went back and clicked the other wrong answer to continue

[gapanlilio33]

YAY I AM SMART FOR BELIEVING A LIE

[Jesus00000000000]

@gapanlilio33

I suppose it does take a significant amount of effort to store, omit and defragment reality in order to justify something you already know is false.

Congratulations on being smart.

[fleetingray]

@Jesus00000000000 but nowadays we can tell the Earth circles around the Sun even if we see like the Sun circles around the Earth.

So, don't allways rely on your senses, use your mind too.

[Jesus00000000000]

@fleetingray I was being cynical about the idea of simply analyzing information regarded as "Smart", like this gapanlilio33 implied.

Also, using the mind = processing the information you pick up with your senses, just saying.

[fleetingray]

@Jesus00000000000 it's true, but based on the informations your senses give you it's more likely to think that the Sun circles around the Earth, so you need more than that to realise it's wrong.

[Jesus00000000000]

@fleetingray You don't get what I mean when I mentioned my comment was made under a tone of cynicism towards the person I replied to, do you?

Yes, the senses lie. But believing a lie has not so much to do with rolling it around the senses as it does with being conditioned to the lie, and even when I said in my first comment, I was being sarcastic... Little of a dick, because I thought the comment was simpleton.

Assolish? Yes, very, but I'm bored with all the kids that just mind-numbingly reply.

[Jesus00000000000]

@fleetingray

"it's true"

"it's wrong"

Sure... Look, honestly, I don't want to defend an argument I've said THREE TIMES was about having a cynical remark. You win by boring me to death because you don't get it, mkay?

I guess my first comment should've just been "You're an idiot".

[fleetingray]

@Jesus00000000000 if I bore you so then why did you get through the unimaginable effort of responding to me two times at one comment?

you have no life or smtg (:|?

[modellbahner2000]

Woohoo, I am so smart, I am so smart! s.m.r.t., I mean s.m.a.r.t

(Homer Simpson)

[sunk777]

HAHA U CRAZY

[OhShizzItsIzzy]

yayy :D i'm smarticle:o

[troys50]

vampires are real, just to let u know.

[tazzigurl7]

yay i gottit rite!

.........i guess

[TinyVessels00]

Lol I'm on Yahoo Answers Religion & Spirituality often and people regularly spurt out this crazy shit haha.

[PrankLocalCalls]

yay :D

[DavidRck]

5.6

[istaahi]

4 and a half THOUSAND YEars old is the answer

[killaflow9]

fucking idiot, the earth is 4.5 BILLION years old, stupid dicknipple

[jwarrior343]

he is taking the piss

[exactly500]

you made yourself look like a moron buddy, it's clearly a joke, how did you not catch that?

[Smadlin01]

He is satiring people who think the Earth is 6,000 years old, he obviously doesn't genuinly believe it, you stupid dicknipple.

[ScaredKid321]

hes being a comedian

[chicken4xxx]

no!!!!

[ScaredKid321]

???

[LarryAszune]

Says who?

[gdl30]

SUCH AN IDIOT! christians never said the world is 6000 years old! 2000 yes they do but 2000 since jesus came! christians admit the world is more than 1000000 years old. ASSHOLE YOU MAKE THINGS UP SO U WILL LOOK ALWAYS RIGHT! FUCKER

[istaahi]

theres a 3 billlion year old human hand print,, check out the perfect spherical 2.8billion year old metal balls they found in a mine in africa,, ohh, and the carvings on rock, the more than 15000 of them with carvings of dinosaurs, people with dinosaurs, and that such stuff

[AngelicRogue]

Actually, according to the young earth creationism belief the estimate is 6,000 to 10,000 years old. The one you hear most of the time is that the Earth was created somewhere around 4,000 BC, hence why he used the 6,000 year old reference.

Caps lock is cruise control for cool.

[wintersfootsteps]

To all those calling "fail" on this guy you should know he is just playing a character. Pretty sure he's just pointing out how stupid religion is.

[larissajulia]

dont mock twilight!!!

- kiddin

[0ddzZz]

Yeah I'm pretty sure hes just joking around with all these answers.. lol

[BloodyAngel]

Onision is the only LIAR here. The bible NEVER mentions dates / times / etc. of earth's creation.

Good Day.

[OldBelle96]

if the earth is 6000 years old, where do dinosaurs and cavemen come in?

[SavedByEvanescence]

and thats not the only thing thats hard.... my bone are XD lol!

[YayTisMatt]

how cute is the smiley face..

[cooljona700]

not cute at all

[Kathehable]

{:<

[jonathanD92]

well, i don't think the earth is just 6.000 years old, because if you read the bible, it doesn't says that the earth was created, i says that there was the earth, and who knows for how long.

[BaileysBeads]

Dude, it says that the art was created in the first line of the bible.

After that the nutjobs started deriving other dates and came to 6000 years indeed.

[killaflow9]

ffffail. the earth is 4.5billion years old. period.

your argument is invalid

[BaileysBeads]

I'm responding to the guy who says the Bible didn't say the Earth was created, and allot of Bibles do actually say that.

Whether the Bible speaks the truth or not is a wholly different silly debate. We all know it's wrong.

[istaahi]

noooo, the earth is only 4.5 THOUSAND years old,

[mirokupurple]

are these supost to be all the wrong answers?

[Nicksbia]

wait twilights not real?

[stride7860]

lmfao im trying to answer all of them wrong on purpose because u said not real science

[thebananaking123]

hooray

[Jennichigo]

Whoop ^^

[TheEdibleShoe]

Yay!