One on One - Maz Jobrani - Dec 26 - Part 1

[angillani]

Paki and Irani (Y) Lots of love from Pakistan Maz Jobrani! :D

[realmadridkm]

this guy is awesome, good spirit and a true persian..

[TheMuziekmann]

awesome

[s98177076]

skip to 00:32 to skip intro

[gorfjorf2112112]

Races and countries are all bullshit. We are all on one blue ball floating in space. We live together...we die together.

[JMcLovn]

The majority of his youtube clips are of different material & you cant say that for most comedians.

[JazZ090]

He is awesome! Persians are awesome! :)

[translationwiz]

You are going to have sick people no matter what. What's really at stake here for us of Mid-East descent living in the west? We want to be liked. We feel we have to explain all the time. Thats a burden; a distraction; and it never works. It only frustrates you b/c an ignorant person is going to say something stupid& we will focus on that person. Just live right man. Prosper&thrive. In the end truth prevails no matter what you are. The eye is on us of course. But live & let live man. Thats all.

[6marilyn6mans0n6]

smart guy

[scumbagger1]

this is so true man. how your mom would say you should get the job of the last person who came over and charged her to fix something. hahaha same thing at my house. cant watch american idol without my family going vat about yooo? yoo can doo dees von! I eswear to god. Vy dont yoo? Dont e-waste yoor time wit your estupeed ferends. Khak bar saret! hahahaha they drive me fuckn crazy. Now i know why muslims become suicide bombers. Cuz its easier than hearing that shit day in and day out. halalalala!

[waszzam23]

okay arabs arent brown lol but u kniow wat its stupid lol this whole topic is stupid+

[MostafaDiesel]

Haters are morons, we're all one!

[XxBreakTheRulezxX]

hesam...like what u say bro.. : )

[aboudababneh]

im an arab,, muslim n sunni and im proud of that,, but in the same time this guy z great,, he rocks guys,,,

[MusicMakesPeace27]

I<3Maz!!!!

[analucuta]

I think the host has a lack of culture too. A lot of his comments generalize americans, for exemple: Americans have poor geography knowledge. You cant do that. You cant say that because have of an arabs country cant read, all arabs are iliterate. You have not talked to americans or have been amoung americans in a long long time. By the way, I am not american, but he is irritating and stupid.

[Hesam0000]

When did the host say "Americans have poor geography knowledge"?!

I live here and the majority can't show countries on the map. Jay Leno program always shows them when they get confused pointing to different countries on the map.

Since you're not aware of this, in the Middle-eastern countries the students are required to complete a geography course each and every year of their 12 years in school. In america they're not required. In middle-east youth read books in america they play nintendo.

[analucuta]

Bottom line, he is ignorant. I dont know where you live but in the midwest where I was there were no such cases as Jay Leno chose you to make you laught. Sure, if i go to a village in a middle-estern country and 90% of women especialy are iliterate I could show you just that and tell you that Egypt is a Iliterate state. Is that accurate?? Well now, dont defend him, i watched and he is stupid, typical, and ignorant. I'm married to an arab, I'm pretty neutral but he is just irritating.

[Hesam0000]

I went to school in the Midwest(Oklahoma) & an average person in Oklahoma can not show you 10 countries on the map if you wipe the names off.This is not racism/prejudice it's a simple fact.I don't know the host of this program to judge him personally but I know,specially in the Midwest where people were pro-Bush,they hated Aljazira because they Al-qaedeh news before others so they assumed aljazira is anti-America.America is not an illiterate state but it is definitly internationally ignorant.

[analucuta]

Why did you chose to live there then? Be wiser and get out.

[Hesam0000]

I don't live here to ask geography questions or people's opinions about other nations I'm here because my old country's good government got removed by the west and a fanatic, religious regime placed to block communist influence.

Nowhere is perfect. One has good people, bad government, other has backward, or arrogant selfish people and good government and some have bad governments and not so smart people.

So might as well stay in 1 place and try to make our own society better from inside.

[bmodest]

Hilarious!

[bboyed88]

Sunni shiite, whats the difference? Or better yet, who cares what the difference is? Certainly not I. Everyone is made up of the same organs, we all bleed the same and breathe the same so lets be smart and just live and let live. Everyone shut up talking about everyone else

[ChristianLove2008]

shittes are non-muslims, they believe in intersession and some even believe that a Man named hussien and ali are actuall re-incarnation of God just like how christians believe with jesus. they also believe in priesthood, i can name you thousands of differences between shittiasm and Islam

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

lol i know shites have differences actually they r very different to pure islam their form is kinda like paganism which is completely 7aram bs the point being is so they r wrong but we r not 2 judge let them be the way they want 2 be..they want to follow islam this way let them..everything happens with god's consent ..

[bboyed88]

Are any of these reasons worthy enough to justify the animosity between neighbors and people who live, work and play together? Open your eyes man life is too short for all that... I am muslim and I don't even know which side im on. The only thing i take from religion is the same i take from everything else, the good.

[koolrosh]

First of all both Sunnis and Shiites believe in intercession. By the way Christians also believe intercession and second of all no shiite believes Hussein or Ali are re-incarnations of God... It is actually forbidden in the Koran to make god Comparable to any object or living thing.

[koolrosh]

First of all both Sunnis and Shiites believe in Intercession, so do Christians. No believes that Hussein or Ali is a re-incarnation of God. This is just a big racist lie against Shiites.

[Iyzad]

I am not a muslim Iranian

but your definitely wrong. No where in Shia doctrine is there a claim suggesting that their Imams are reincarnations of god. You are either very uneducated or just trying to cause tension.

[ChristianLove2008]

Allawi Shia doo,

[Metsada007]

Just wondering, I hardly ever come across Muslim Iranians on internet. Why is that?

[4Tamashah]

lyzad If you are not a muslim iranian, then fuck all the shiias & ali & especially muhammad in the ass. ok?

[Iyzad]

4Tamashah:

I make sure my persian nationalism doesnt lead to arrogance, fascism and discrimination which is apparent in your case.

Cyrusian model is rather multi-ethnic and open minded and not ignorant of other people's sacred beliefs.

I am pretty sure on the other side of your monitor sits a young 14 year old that has lot to learn.

[4Tamashah]

I am sure that you are a muslim in a closet, and trying to look cute. Islam is what destroyed our Iran.

Cyrus was indeed a great man, & so was our late Shah, & only unders the Sha's regime we had a the real freedom of religion, & multi ehnicity without killing the bahaiis. so fuck islam wether Shiia or not Islam stinks.

[Iyzad]

wait so let me get this straight

just because i believe Shia's in Iran arent barbarian, I get labeled a non-patriotic Muslim-closet Iranian?

I think what you consider as your logic is a mix mash of hatred and arrogance.

What Iran needs is pragmatic and open minded Persians who understand a true democracy is based on mutual respect. You obviously have a Savaki's world view and there is no difference between you and Ansar e Hizbollah today.

[Elphir]

@Iyzad The early Druze pretty much worshiped Caliph Hakim "the Mad" of Fatimid Egypt. I'm pretty sure they deified him, so there is some basis for his claim.

Modern Shi'ites don't believe in the divinity of the Imams, as far as I'm aware, though.

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

i simply addressed this person because their comment was 100% absurd

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

iran is doing a lot of bad i agree they want to take over the middle east with their views esp in palestine they want to spread their beliefs but i do not wish them to die ..yes sunni iraqis die but as prophet muhammed said "treat others as u would like to be treated" so by killing shias cos they r killing us we r not living and behaving like the way the prophet wanted us to conduct ourselves!

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

*obama is not going to bomb iran anyways he is looking to leave iraq and move his shift to pakistan and afghanistan

[ChristianLove2008]

fuck all persians, and fuck Iran, I hope America Invades Iran and kills all persians insha'Allah, I hope Arab countries give bases to america so they can Invade Iran!!!insha'Allah

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

christian extremist

[ChristianLove2008]

I'm not xtian, Im muslim and if your a muslim and arab then you would realize an enemy like Iran which wants to take over the arabian pinninsula, Iraq, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon and Palestine. These mother fuckers wants to re-create their persian empire by using Shittism, thats why you see these mother fuckers training and giving arms to small groups of people in yemen and KSA and Iraq so they can over throw those governments and these fucking persians can take them over. True enemy of Islam = Iran

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

then why is ur name christianlove2008 lol..and i know shia is not good! but come on in islam we r supposed to live in peace and i dont agree with iran but i dont wish for them to die they r not the ones killing innocent palestinians,iraqis ...r they? but i dont like the iranian govt

[ChristianLove2008]

the mahdi army is not killing innocent iraqis? who is sponcering them? the Iranians. Baghdad used to be 70% sunni, now not even 10% of it is sunni thanks to mahdi army and their iranian/persian backers.

You are not very smart. Iran is trying to conquere all of the middle east by promoting shittism and also by making the governments in arabian penninsula weak, so they can take them over. thats their plan. You will know about their plans soon enough. they are killing mslims in alahwaz

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

i am smart and i know exactly what iran is doing with their shiasm i know that but the thing is by wishing them to be dead that means they have got to us and i am not shia and i am proud sunni but we muslims should live like the prophet in the sunna way ..allah is in control of what is happenning but to want ppl to kill shias is just as stupid on the other scale like saying americans think all muslims r terrorists ..u cant complain about being victimise and then do it urself!

[XoXarabstaniXoX]

i know iraq is a battle of iran and usa but the thing is that iraq was always a sunni minority but saddam maintained a firm grip for sunnis to be in control ...and u cant really talk about islam since ur name is christianlove..!!i mean u appear like a christian and ive seen ur page quoting the bible! jeez

[ChristianLove2008]

Me qouting the bible? haha listen the bable is like a harry potter book to me go to my profile and read the qoutes from the bable which I have.

[Iyzad]

there is a difference between iran and iranian government.

for instance head of iran's judiciary who has recently massacred a large number of political dissidents is an arab from city of najaf. do i go around and say all arabs are the cause of bloodshed in iran? no i dont, because unlike yourself i follow a line of rationale. so take ur arab nationalism non sense somewhere else and let me enjoy some proper comedy.

[BkzFr3sh3stDuD3]

AMEN TO DAT BROTHER...

[jerseydude201]

ChristianLove spreading so much hate... you make me sick.. you closed minded ignorant bigot. i feel sorry for the other christians who are actually trying to spread love, and you are misrepresenting them.

[8101980]

wtf is wrong with u?

why the hate towards persians and what makes them an 'enemy of islam'

this is a video about comedy... please go preach elsewhere

[Giallorossi03]

@8101980 yeah!!! fuck all haters!!! peace in the world!!!!

[rbatheNORSEMAN]

@8101980 So wait, the main ethnic group in Iran are Persians but yet the President of Iran looks more Arab than Persian.

[shypolar]

@rbatheNORSEMAN how you know that he look more Arab ? President of Iran doesn't look anything like king of Saudi who is 100% pure Bedouin Arab

and i'm suck hearing about Sunni VS Shiite grow up people ! you are one thing

and Iranians blaming Islam for everything

without islam they wouldn't be such diversity in Arab world

i'm proud Muslim Arab and i don't hate any nation in the world but I'm sick of people hating each others

and i love maz and his sense of humor :D

[bundangbear]

GREAT STORY! Thanks for a real fun story about a unique and cutting edge comedian!

[inder19852000]

OOOOH,I also come from Kerala,where his wife´s parents come from

[mouljran7]

i saw many of his stand up shows... he s born funny and have a lot of integrity.

[oceanbound222]

Maz Jobrani is HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!

I have seen him in concert and I laugh so hard my stomach hurts !!!

[bboyed88]

He is really funny, i would love to see him in concert but i doubt he would ever come to cleveland.... nothing good ever happens here... lol