mega mouth shark has a mouth i couldn't even imagine. the mouth can like swallow 3 full grown 6 foot people whole, and maybe nudge in 6 6 foot people like holy shit
I watch this episodes for many weeks and i realized that:
You run a tech stuff show that lasts about 30'.Well the 15' minutes of it is Bauer talking alone making colder humor than the coldest stage of Lost planet.
Bauer also is a racist if in many things if you noticed.
The target audience for Bauer's humor are un-educated archrepublicans and children. Proof:
1)They never let anyone else express their opinion on the subject.
2)They can't come up with anything relevant to actually explain why they think he is funny, so they just reply "fuck you". See answers above (and if I'm not mistaken, below) this post as reference.
3)Bauer is archrepublican, and since they like him, they must agree with him.
Don't even try to argue on a mature level with these people.
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Holy SHIT the guy to the right is annoying! Stopped watching after 5mins, couldn't take any more. Poor black haired guy, has to pretend he thinks the other guy is funny for 23min.
Bauer saves this show. All Albert does is read tech specs, which you can easily find yourself on the web. Bauer at least tries to make the show entertaining; without him, it would just be 23 minutes of tech specs.
It would be 6 minutes long because Albert talks a mile a minute, which is hardly easy to comprehend. And nothing is more convenient than looking up the tech specs myself; I don't need some community college alumnus to read them for me.
I don't watch this show to be entertained by some dude talking about interesting stuff such as killing threadened sharks. I watch this show to be educated. If I wanted to be entertained I would put on Family Guy or something.
But I think it's great if you guys think he is funny. I'm not gonna tell you otherwise.
Ah, sorry 'bout that bro. I usually catch those, it's just that alot of people who watch this would be able to say something like that in all seriousness.
well seeing how all the main internet servers that store and regulate the internet addresses are in the USA im sure that america can power down the servers
dude calm down... the reason why we don't get along is because everyone get pissed off and hold grudges against each other. fuck! i hate the majority of society.
btw, i'm canadian as well, i'm just not a fucking patriot.
Bauer , exotic foods are yummy try Balut - is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell.
We would totally welcome you in the Philippines, Bauer. The Philippines is one of the most bio-diverse countries in the world. Who knows what exotic species you'll be having for lunch =).
I am from a little country in Europe called Portugal, the population is like 10 million people or something like that, so it would fit in any of US large cities easily. And what happens is every mobile operator has a phone plan where you can have UNLIMITED SMS,MMS, PHONE CALLS and VIDEO PHONE CALLS between people who happen to have the same phone plan and are from the same operator.We pay about 10€ for the service PER MONTH. HOW CAN THE US DON'T HAVE SUCH PHONE PLANS?
i love GPU driver updates Too!!!
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OAWALKER 1 month ago
8:45
ToughPigeoN 4 months ago in playlist ToughPigeoN's favorites
Now ,This was the REAL Tech Update, not that crap they have now with that pseudo comedian Logan
Pochaco2007 7 months ago
i miss Tech Update
ARCHITAHC 1 year ago
DRIvEr UPdAtE!
iTK98 1 year ago
Someone please, please tell me what that bill that was disgusting was?? Pleeeease
TheTerrorbunny 2 years ago
Too gross to even talk about.
Dezki 2 years ago
haha 12:43
rothbern 2 years ago
look at Bauers face light up when Albert says "Catalyst 9.6 is out"
Jose04811 2 years ago
hit the top of the back board/ automatic out of bounds = shit refferies
transit921 2 years ago
tooo fast for the reff
FunsterProductions 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE!!!!!!!
SatchJimmy 2 years ago 4
I LIVE FOR DRIVER UPDATES
thatblackdude 2 years ago
the worm is called conficker
ghabhg 2 years ago
text messages costs 7 cents here.
holland.
also. 20 MBIT internet is 15 euro's per month :P
meamjustme 2 years ago
isnt 15 ero like 60 bucks american
Jose04811 2 years ago
no.
at this currency:
15 EUR = 20.9541 USD
there you go (A)
meamjustme 2 years ago
fuck yo sharks nigga!
adampope64 2 years ago
Seriosuly, a minute in and you haven't actually got onto anything. You just lost yourself a viewer ^_^
neowco 2 years ago
will tech update stop when youtube changes?
theanalizer 2 years ago
what do you mean?
adampope64 2 years ago
type in youtube is changinging
theanalizer 2 years ago
lol matching uniforms
maxpower201 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE LOL
theunits3 2 years ago
"They tagged him for research and set him free... Just kidding they ate it" priceless
Whitepeoplerulez 2 years ago
19:10 - 20:30 deserves a round of applause.
Saaduk92 2 years ago
DID ALBERT SAY, "im gonna stab you" at 9.24 ??????? lolol, was he so pissed at bauers childishness about the driver updates? lol :p
lebz92 2 years ago
so funny :-P
GCVos 2 years ago
Yes
thakilla943 2 years ago
Those PETA-files are clearly insane.
sticksquash 2 years ago
Don't stop making tech update, it's a great laugh.
Driver update was hilarious and I like the star-wars-fan-editor and how he slipped in the lightsabre effect right at the end. :)
Hex72 2 years ago
I just Terminated my self and its AAWWESOME
arafathcoolguy 2 years ago
lol "conflicker's only for retards and people who don't know how to use their computer" says the guy who doesn't know how to pronounce it. LOL!
Albert & Bauer rock
LotusPiano 2 years ago
9:00 lolololol
you are INSANE!
guysullavin 2 years ago
poor
sk827015 2 years ago
ROFLMAO! You gotta love Tech Update! xD
NothernSpecter 2 years ago 3
mega mouth shark has a mouth i couldn't even imagine. the mouth can like swallow 3 full grown 6 foot people whole, and maybe nudge in 6 6 foot people like holy shit
gallya 2 years ago
Blues Brothers™
damarh 2 years ago 2
why are they dressed the same?
gearheadguru 2 years ago
Yeah that's so gay
hymen2 2 years ago
I watch this episodes for many weeks and i realized that:
You run a tech stuff show that lasts about 30'.Well the 15' minutes of it is Bauer talking alone making colder humor than the coldest stage of Lost planet.
Bauer also is a racist if in many things if you noticed.
Sotanoid 2 years ago
i like the news offered in the show but if it was just news it would be boring. so your sir need to shut up.
METMAN92towhoknows 2 years ago
You fail at life... Seriously.
forgottenbow 2 years ago
The target audience for Bauer's humor are un-educated archrepublicans and children. Proof:
1)They never let anyone else express their opinion on the subject.
2)They can't come up with anything relevant to actually explain why they think he is funny, so they just reply "fuck you". See answers above (and if I'm not mistaken, below) this post as reference.
3)Bauer is archrepublican, and since they like him, they must agree with him.
Don't even try to argue on a mature level with these people.
sonnyboyz 2 years ago
Driver update always scares me!!!
Xen8 2 years ago
P people
E eating
T tasty
A animals
that's a bumper sticker on a persons truck at my work so please don't criticize
typingpong 2 years ago 2
Apparently Albert doesn't talk much but u guys always have an entertaining show everyweek ....
halocursed 2 years ago
What is Conflicker and why are they blocking stuff?
927nick 2 years ago
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Holy SHIT the guy to the right is annoying! Stopped watching after 5mins, couldn't take any more. Poor black haired guy, has to pretend he thinks the other guy is funny for 23min.
sonnyboyz 2 years ago
Bauer saves this show. All Albert does is read tech specs, which you can easily find yourself on the web. Bauer at least tries to make the show entertaining; without him, it would just be 23 minutes of tech specs.
elgilicious 2 years ago
Bauer is entertaining the same way watching Bush was entertaining. But then again I have to agree with you. Bauer does bring that X factor
aqueel82 2 years ago
More like it would be 6 minutes of tech specs.
And a hell of a lot more convenient and comprehend able.
e13e7 2 years ago
It would be 6 minutes long because Albert talks a mile a minute, which is hardly easy to comprehend. And nothing is more convenient than looking up the tech specs myself; I don't need some community college alumnus to read them for me.
elgilicious 2 years ago
they are an awesome team aren't they ;d
warmaxxx 2 years ago
I don't watch this show to be entertained by some dude talking about interesting stuff such as killing threadened sharks. I watch this show to be educated. If I wanted to be entertained I would put on Family Guy or something.
But I think it's great if you guys think he is funny. I'm not gonna tell you otherwise.
sonnyboyz 2 years ago
You fail.
Hex72 2 years ago
Actually you fail because you're too stupid to come up with anything relevant to say so you just say "You fail."
Clap clap you are now blocked.
sonnyboyz 2 years ago
Two words and you throw a hissy fit.
I love the internet.
Hex72 2 years ago
I agree with you that the show isn't very informative. I guess that isn't what they are trying to be. It's just fun to watch.
GCVos 2 years ago
you could go to college too, but you didn't.
so don't be mad at bauer.
3DGAMEDUDE 2 years ago
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sonnyboyz 2 years ago
humor, my friend, i enjoy his dumbness
3DGAMEDUDE 2 years ago
Ah, sorry 'bout that bro. I usually catch those, it's just that alot of people who watch this would be able to say something like that in all seriousness.
sonnyboyz 2 years ago
it cost the o,o1p to send a text
3000100 2 years ago
I'm a Filipino... :D
xin0710 2 years ago
In norway we have fiberoptic internet :D
Vorfy 2 years ago
Don't they have that option pretty much everywhere?
chrisybwell 2 years ago
Norway does in fact have the most advanced internet in the world.
I read that somewhere but i cant remember where :P
Vorfy 2 years ago
I LOVE THE DRIVER UPDATE!! :D
Vorfy 2 years ago
In the past few tech updates they have been wearing the same thing :P
hastati89 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE< YEAH!
fedia231 2 years ago 2
there's a light bulb on top of this video on the right....i think this is the only channel or video that has it...weird
88shottahz 2 years ago
all the longer videos have that to darken the backgroung . check out any video longer than 10 minutes
stan121314314 2 years ago
I think i heard somewhere that the "turn down the lights" feature is only shown on videos that are over 15 or 20 minutes.
drakierules 2 years ago
is it me or this video is like really high quality...w.out pressin high quality...wow
dat guy on the right need 2 get laid asap....such!!! a loser :/.....he talk so much rubbish
88shottahz 2 years ago
It's not just you, I was wondering that as well.. Their Tech Update's are always this good in quality.. Yay but, it takes a little longer to load.
viscera0135 2 years ago
hahaha!! "bauer: DRIVER UPDATE!!! albert: .... ha im gonna... gonna stab you"
jkpb015 2 years ago
funny thing i recognize about this episode is that the title shows EP-45..... does that right a bell? haha gotta love Gigabyte!
Malagrant 2 years ago
Dang I live in Oregon.
seroyer2 2 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the Driver Update graphic is so funny!!!!!!!!! ROFL.
seroyer2 2 years ago
u guys look so competent with your blue shirts
AndiWandi 2 years ago
This show just keeps getting better and better.
bassdemon16 2 years ago
Wow I kept thinking why these were never showing up in my subscription box for the past few weeks, seems I somehow got unsubbed to you guys --
Kakashinoor 2 years ago
do HD manualy by adding &fmt=22 to the end of the url = no lag
devlin1991 2 years ago 2
I have no idea why that worked, but it did! Thanks!
Kakashinoor 2 years ago
Why is the HD lagging on my intel core 2 quad8300?
Kakashinoor 2 years ago
its them not you
shaolindreams 2 years ago
What you need to do is make sure you start the video from 0:00 when HD is on, i had the same problem
krullexneo 2 years ago
you need an AMD Phenom II processor
GreenyPoop 2 years ago 2
Ha i love the driver update thing its great.
latticelinux 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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silentpenguin123 2 years ago
nice dude!
ocamartin 2 years ago
that driver update thing, i had my speakers like, loud, and everytime that thing came up it scared the living hell out of me, goddamnit
KD44G 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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thompson515 2 years ago
exciting drivers
ddarksiderr 2 years ago
driver update, fuck yeah
kurush117k 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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sudokukahn010 2 years ago
8:49 ok I think bauer raised his heart beat 10 fold.
lol
YashieMcawesome 2 years ago
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h3wlett 2 years ago
well seeing how all the main internet servers that store and regulate the internet addresses are in the USA im sure that america can power down the servers
Roymond911 2 years ago
Driver update was badass, if i were Albert, i'd punch Bauer in the face and wreck his car.
Puabond 2 years ago 3
Could Bauer be right, and Albert wrong?!@
Find out next time!
h3wlett 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ZastrzykHD 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATEEEEE WOHHHHHHH xD
Ridley512 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE, YEAHHHHHH
timdude001 2 years ago
animal+technology= animalnology.
bloodgulch1 2 years ago
i don't like the Canadian joke, you fucking american!
HRTIN 2 years ago
dude calm down... the reason why we don't get along is because everyone get pissed off and hold grudges against each other. fuck! i hate the majority of society.
btw, i'm canadian as well, i'm just not a fucking patriot.
XxSoldierSidexX 2 years ago
Confickter is not infecting Macs cause Macs are boring and sucks bad.
wildwolves8 2 years ago
Are you saying it's time for a DRIVER UPDATE *BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!*
HeavyMetalRage1 2 years ago
Each time that annoying "driver update" screen comes up, Albert should rip off that LCD TV off the wall and INSERT it into his co-host. lol!
sephirophx 2 years ago
Lol i love the 'i hate your guts' at the end.
YakyPeanut 2 years ago 2
Albert is the man. What's up with the other guy?
StandYourGrounds 2 years ago
he is annoying has hell.
wildwolves8 2 years ago
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michael5922 2 years ago
9:19 lmao
warlowl 2 years ago
this is shit you wankers
available2477 2 years ago
i hate when people kill animals
greatestXhits 2 years ago
fuck you tech update |?~@@@~|!!
available2477 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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AreaCode313 2 years ago
gigabyte
gigabits is like a super fast internet speed
iPojCoNr 2 years ago
smash those lights...
petze08 2 years ago
lol i saw utorrent in (16mins) lol naughty naughty albert
aznuwin3 2 years ago
LMFAO DRIVER UPDATE
quadcoredeath000 2 years ago
i turned 16 yesterday lolol
hootis8 2 years ago
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benturbops3 2 years ago
"DRIIIIIIIVERUPDAAAAAATEEEEEEEE !!!!! oh man producer dan just totaly let me down..." omg laughing so hard!
legacyofleo 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE!!!!!
everybodykillerz 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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MAMW93 2 years ago
oooooh yea i dont have the conflicker virus or whatever u call it mkay kay
iRgEtMiLfSaNyDaYmmHM 2 years ago
3d cam girls? you can imagine people sitting there and fapping wearing a geeky pair of red and blue glasses xD
Darkwolf669 2 years ago
Bauer made me almost piss myself... DRIVER UPDATE!!!
xOwnagex007 2 years ago
Bauer , exotic foods are yummy try Balut - is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell.
BryanMumble 2 years ago
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imoered 2 years ago
sick...
Dkylethomas 2 years ago
whats with the blue theme uniform ? hehehe
BryanMumble 2 years ago
driver update !!!
OAWALKER 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE!!!!!1!!1!
jaju123456 2 years ago 2
8:52
yourXfavoriteXTOP10 2 years ago
We would totally welcome you in the Philippines, Bauer. The Philippines is one of the most bio-diverse countries in the world. Who knows what exotic species you'll be having for lunch =).
frdrcklim 2 years ago
Same-day upload good job Pro. Dan Or whoever
falconkick54 2 years ago
"...we just gave him the right to turn off the internet..."
NinjiaOwnage 2 years ago
what are you not supposed to throw at ppl?
cr9527 2 years ago
Looks like Bauer has brain malfuntion over time
bashmahs 2 years ago
bwahaha!! Driver Update! WTF!
endoau 2 years ago
Go Philippines!!! LOL!
xin0710 2 years ago
that text thing is nothin! my cousin did 9000$ for one month. no plan. im not kidding, dont mark this down even though i sound like an ass
dartvader117 2 years ago
what was that bill "to gross to talk about" about? lol
and bauer was probably right, guessing that last shot didn't count lol
YoungGun821 2 years ago
nvidia had one also . 1.80.50
dacooter 2 years ago
lol i know tht guy in nerd love was so familiar...
Specinneff 2 years ago
Yay Philippines!
PRODVDi 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE IS FOR THE WIN
GameHax555 2 years ago
lol ... wasnt paying attention ..... replay ???
Flubadoodoo 2 years ago 2
Rofl Driver Update
Jordan99T 2 years ago
So happy that Albert is free of wankers cramp!
talldude123 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE!!!!!
hahahahaha this episode is so ridiculous....
Nice one producer Dan !!!
maklokiper 2 years ago 4
Is this dangerous substance that your not suppose to throw at some one, is that shit?
4BetaMale2 2 years ago
lol, PETA.... are you serious? how the F**ck is that going to help the environment.. Lmfao.. idiots haha!!
kage7785 2 years ago
wow webserver is down for that tinyurl link -_-
t3hsniper 2 years ago
Welcome to the red team Bauer!!! :D
ssssroryssss2 2 years ago
Why can't i get the tinyurl link to work?
Hoosiersajk 2 years ago
Where's my 4 gig flash drive? Lol.
002E00 2 years ago
I agree with the guy below Bauer is a douche!
Albert is cool. and Sam is hot!!
daytondavid2008 2 years ago 2
2:56 that shit was funny
haha jk they ate them lol
StrangerZepeda 2 years ago
8:50
DRIVER UPDATE CHYEAA!!!!
lmao!
ridz16 2 years ago 2
01:45 - enough tabs open in google chrome?
slugger9203 2 years ago
can you start putting the links in the info section?
timmie124 2 years ago
they should just put conflicker on a computer and try to set it off so then we know what it does :)
TravvyG 2 years ago
DRIVER UPDATE X3
OMFG!!! an Albert is sooo owned :)
newkie2008 2 years ago
LMAO, jk THEY ATE HIM!
consumev 2 years ago
why is bauer such a douche?
boltthrower1963 2 years ago
please kill bauer
BigJim2 2 years ago
agreed lol his an ass
TravvyG 2 years ago
I am from a little country in Europe called Portugal, the population is like 10 million people or something like that, so it would fit in any of US large cities easily. And what happens is every mobile operator has a phone plan where you can have UNLIMITED SMS,MMS, PHONE CALLS and VIDEO PHONE CALLS between people who happen to have the same phone plan and are from the same operator.We pay about 10€ for the service PER MONTH. HOW CAN THE US DON'T HAVE SUCH PHONE PLANS?
andresilvagaspar 2 years ago
Australia is only like 21 Million so we fit into Tokyo City pretty easily lol
TravvyG 2 years ago
woot 3d porn in my 3d hanah montana glasses
kingclown56 2 years ago 2