Project: Rant - RANT 062: Green Bananas

[zulea123]

111 people eat green bananas...

[rectify2003]

Rubbish Video - Thumbs down !!

[NeverEatBadWaffles]

My Aunt Beth!

REPRISE!!!!

[terdilynn91]

REPRISE!!!!!!!

[Mikej1592]

oh man I fucking hate green bananas

[daniyellowjello]

If you went to hawaii you might not get green bananas. I've never seen green bananas

[Ragtatter]

Heh, I actually like green bananas. Once it's yellow, not so much. And once it starts to get all speckled, it's someone else's food because I won't eat it. Bananas taste best green!

[TheAdrianize]

They.... turn.. yellow.

[XtremePrincess14]

i hate bananas now. :(

yellow makes me mellow 2! :))

[BATTLEFEELD3]

fuck green bananas

[mekman4]

These video are way better than anything by Alan Moore, who would just kill anyone who ate green bananas.

[MrAshtonRenae]

I eat the green bananas lol

[Soulja4Alethia]

haha I have to wonder what this lady considers "green" when it comes to bananas... I mean the ones in the background were more yellow... some of us just prefer no brown, and the green tips don't bother us, sorry for having better tastes :-)

[afonscp]

I freaking love green bananas! x'D Seriously, the author of this rant is fucking crazy x'D

[italktofish]

Omgg. I love all the Rants I've seen so far <3 Subscribing <3

[OrchidGnome]

My dad takes green bananas and hides them in the glovebox of his car until they're brown then eats them. Thus, the car constantly smells like compost.

[lifemakesmelaf]

....I eat green bananas. I like the texture better because they're harder. Yelllow bananas are too mushy :/

[FR3DKRU3G3R]

I don't get why people take these rants seriously, they're so funny, and people do rant about the meaningless things, I love how you make fun of them all. XD

[JlkJlk18000]

I don't care for this actor, but this rant is fucking hilarious.

[mvsushi]

Jejejeje Green Bananas are for making Plantains :3

[SpikedWaters]

@mvsushi How can you make a plantain? o.o You can grow it...

[mvsushi]

@SpikedWaters Plantain = Banana, the way you eat it is buy frying them. Green bananas = Plantain

[SpikedWaters]

@mvsushi Google it. They are very much different in actual taste, especially when raw. They look a bit different as well. Also, plantains are used as starch substitutes; you can boil then, fry them, saute them...basically do anything with them but eat them raw (they're gross that way). :D

[mvsushi]

@SpikedWaters Yes, I know they have a different taste. Of course they look different. Dude. I'm Hispanic. I have Plantains alllll the time.

[GirEatsChewyMeatPies]

I actually like green bananas.

[deliciousmclovin]

shittiest one

[Katriania]

Because all the other kids ate all the yellow bananas. :\ God, they're such ass-hats for doing that, I know. Then as you're standing there, inconspicuously trying to find some yellow ones, they are quietly snickering at your lack of fortune in the banana department.

[11xxLilyxx11]

Why dont you just bring your own damn bananas if it makes you so angry?

[artrenai]

@11xxLilyxx11 you know that this is an actor right????

[11xxLilyxx11]

@artrenai yeah, but I'm Just sayin'. I actually prefer slightly green bananas

[Feilanna]

half the time you gotta cook them :x

[GoNoAMMo]

This song is stuck in my head now... "Green Bananas...Green Bananas..."over and over...You should sell it on iTunes.

[Flash2k2k]

lol

[xADayWellWastedx]

I love all your videos ProjectRant! And I think the way you handle the haters is at the same time taking the high-road and down right funny. Keep up the great work!

[trueromancefurimmer]

"reprise!" lol my favorite part.

[NeverEatBadWaffles]

THATS MY AUNT!

[CygnusX1981]

I was singing this song the other day! Love this one!

[robyncz]

This is still my absolute favorite rant ever. I've watched it a gazillion times and I can't get past "REPRISE!" without laughing until I cry. MORE Beth Puorro, please!

[GamingIsTheBest]

green bananas are awesome, they're chewy, they dont melt like goo.

and if u want something different... you could just.. ask? noob.

[GamingIsTheBest]

green bananas are awesome, they're chewy, they dont melt like goo.

[jublywubly]

Green bananas are gross. It's similar to them serving raw potatoes.

I like my bananas really ripe. They're better for us too.

[xxsolidsnake937xx]

Is this the only rant this actress has done? I don't recall seeing her on any others, and she is really good.

[chaosfaerie1]

REPRISE!!!

[DudleyaSetchellii]

Put the green bananas on a plate and carry them to your room. Once there put them in your suitcase, take them home and leave on your kitchen counter for 3 days. All better. It's not brain surgery.

[ASilverPeony]

@DudleyaSetchellii But when you crave bananas, you have to wait for days to eat it.. That's the annoying part!!

[DudleyaSetchellii]

@ASilverPeony "But when you crave..."

Impatience.

I get that, but not the crave. I settle on more tasty items.

Drive to a construction site and wait for the Lunch Wagon (Roach Coach) and then buy your bananas off there. They will be full of brown and soft spots but that's OK, you wont be getting Green ones.

[ghetoo33]

I love all these RANT vids... their awesome and funny .. some people on here need to get a sense of humor its all fun and games people GEEZUS!! LOL

[Soulja4Alethia]

um if those bananas in the background were supposed to be "green", thank you hotels! Guess she wants them with spots and brown marks...

[Deppaddicted]

I love how she says bananas

[Renegadefunk101]

i completley disagree but loved this vi all the same. I keep catching myself singing green bananas to myself since i first watched it.

[CygnusX1981]

"REPRISE!" Nearly wetted my shorts at that part!

[YellowHatFilms]

Is it really that big of a deal? I mean, yelling and cussing and making a huge deal over what? A green banana. Eat a bagel instead and get over it.

[ProjectRANT]

@YellowHatFilms You seem angry about this. Anger isn't healthy. Let it out. Maybe you should.... rant?

[YellowHatFilms]

@ProjectRANT And you think that making a big deal over nothing IS something that's part of a healthy lifestyle? Someone once told me "don't sweat the small stuff." All your rants are small stuff, and everyone is sweating them.

[ProjectRANT]

@YellowHatFilms That's why we make them. We're amazed people will go online and take the time to articulate anger in such meaningless specific ways. In most cases we're not propagating anger, we're making light of it! Thanks for watching!

[YellowHatFilms]

@ProjectRANT I think the humor from your sarcasm when the inflection of sarcasm in someone's voice is eliminated completely-which it is in these videos. I think it just makes it seem more angry than funny. At least, in my opinion.

[bluexqueen]

@YellowHatFilms Dude its meant as a joke...LIGHTEN UP!

[Flowreach]

@YellowHatFilms It's all one big joke. We're laughing AT these people who create the comments thats why progect rant make the videos so we can laugh with the actors.

[dummytv100]

@YellowHatFilms its a joke a hole are you that dense

[MORGANxFIELDS]

I think that you guys shouldn't of made her play the guitar. You should of made her someone in mortgage or business, because later on in the rant she says that she meets with clients, so I would think she is no musician.

[tinkerbom]

I like green bananas, and they've never had any of the...side effects... mentioned. I can't stand yellow or browning bananas. I think they taste gross, and they're slimy and mushy inside.

[DukeNoche]

Another one that wasn't funny.

[bungholio80]

Not trying to be a jerk but gosh that was awful to listen to.

[nasurdan]

Hulk smash... HEHEHE if you get my drift

[Druzica18]

*holds up lighter* SING IT SISTER! :D

[Nubtrain]

Hm... the more I watch, the more I want to rant to have it up in this channel...

........... You fucking piece of shit cocksucker, owning an iMac does not make you smarter or cooler than an educated dumbass... dumbass. You're looking down on me because I own a PC with Windows installed? You're the fucking moron who bought a computer worth two grand to surf the fucking internet so quit your blow-me-bitch attitude and get a fucking head

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@Nubtrain Hahaha thanks. We have a form on the site where you can submit - so it'll come straight to us. projectrant(dot)com Thanks for watching!

[anglfrmhevn]

"REPRISE!"

[enjoisk8ermark]

i love the sound at the beginning

[LoveThemMusic]

heheh i like green bananas heheheh

[dirtrider520]

fake and gay

[verynicelookingguy]

@dirtrider520 Ohh okay so you're the one who made the fake and gay comment! Nice going! Now because of you, a new rant has been made about this lame comment!

[recessiondrug]

I love this because I hate green bananas and totally know what she is talking about!! I also laughed out loud when she screamed "reprise!" hahahahahhaa!!

[NeverEatBadWaffles]

PUORROS! lol... this was amazing.

[xxneondinosaur]

I eat green bananas...they taste better to me.

[GoodOldGeek]

@xxneondinosaur I agree, they taste more fresh

[gamehead91]

Dude I'd take a green banana over a nasty yellow and brown spotted one any day.

[Izik96]

i like green bananas :P

[qaz474]

Don't worry baby my banana is ripe!

[superdu924]

i only eat green bananas wheres the rant about yellow ones

[Hawk1242]

Is that the same guitar that's in the 'No bass players in El Paso' rant? xD

[keat36]

that was... awful.

[ForceRecon198]

Would you rather eat a green banana or brown banana?

[crazyamygamer]

yah.... we went on Vaca the other month and I was looking around lost around the fruit bowl. The man working at the hotel asked what I needed. " I need some freaking ripe bananas... green ones are gross..." They didn't have any in the back. I suggested to put the green ones in a bag overnight so they might ripen.. I just hope he did it.

[limidge]

whats hilarious is she is exactly right. I travel a lot... and they ONLY have green bananas. I almost knew what she was talking about before I started the video.

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

well maybe their plantains. plantains are sometimes green and are safe to eat.

and green bananas are okay to eat. like the ones on that table right there. those are fine.

[Pam4Rob]

@NeonFoxLetsPlays but here's the thing: Plantains are f&*&king Gross! 

[rmysterio80]

are u also looking for blue waffles? 

[louiegirl123]

Maybe they are buying green bananas so they will last longer?? Then eventually turn ripe...then dumb asses come and eat them before they have a chance to turn ripe? Maybe?

[daydreamie6]

but they can be delicious.... mmn

[swampfirehobo]

i have the same guitar

[Fruscianteistheman]

you insult guitar players. just put the instrument down slowly and never touch it again.

[QueenAzooga]

I don't understand why she's playing guitar.

[erabbit100]

@ProjectRANT I was introduced to you by my yonger brother and have been hooked I have seen a majority of these rants and I wish to say great work and also the actors even though these are small prodjects put such an amazing effort in them its amazing thankyou and hope you guys continue for a long time.

[xlayer1]

my grandma will ONLY eat green banana

[maddymaden101]

green bananas will not kill u u cry baby

[QuitePossiblyANinja]

i like bananas when they are just slightly past green, but not completely yellow. i think there is more flavor. just dont kill me!

[Z1CAUSEDEATH]

a week ago, i walked into the town store, and first thing my pied eyes see? GREEN BANANAS! i laughed so damn hard.

[robyncz]

I've come back and watched this one at least 10 times. I've watched almost all the rants now, and this one is my absolute favorite. REPRISE!

[TTBBQTT]

but....i love green bananas D:

[Ixillius]

Those banana's look pretty yellow to me.

[spinemelter2000]

These rants are always about things nobody cares about. I can think of way better and more universally hated behaviors that should be the subject of rants. Here are a few:

-People who lick their fingers when touching paper

-Co-workers who bother me by talking about things unrelated to work

-People who buy new things just because they're new and don't care that they're too expensive

-People who ask me, "How is your job search going?" when I'm unemployed

[Backwardskey]

@spinemelter2000 Indirect suggestions give me gas. Please allow me to fart in your mouth, you jobless sub-organism! :D

[ieashaluv]

Maybe I'm alone here, but I like green bananas. I can't stand when they're ripe and mushy and sweet. Tee hee. Love there rants. Keep up the awesome work.

[theratfarmer]

they are all the same.  get horny for me.

[theratfarmer]

lol. this chic is real. lol.

[theratfarmer]

this chic is kindda hot. hmmmmm.

[donottake]

The green bananas should be the least of your worries. How the hell can you stand your hair constantly blocking your vision? That would annoy the hell out of me.

[sammylovey19]

wow if thats what ur worried about then ur life is ok. just pass them and thank the lord that ur lucky enough to have food not off the gound. im sure the kids in Africa would love bananas even if they were blue!!!!

[ElegantAcoustic]

Superior.

[PaaOhLaaS]

i get green fucking bananas

[lorddragon812]

nice voice join a band u got a good voice

[AutisticLemon]

Can we find out the chords to this song? haha

[OhNoesItsSarah]

@donottake AMEN.

[Marandaluvszyew]

haha.. to the last part.

[donottake]

If you don't want the green bananas then east something. If obama becomes a dictator like he wants to then we would all be lucky if when got bananas period. We would all be his damn peasants while that SOB and the lib elite live high on the hog.

[KyleEmmett711]

lol, so when you read this rant, did the actor think to make it into a song? or did the rant actually look like a poem or a song or something if you get what im saying? lol funny though

[ProjectRANT]

@KyleEmmett711 Beth is a musician so we asked her to to put a rant to song. Thanks for asking!

[ejsgirl3325]

@ProjectRANT- OK I have a follow up. Not to be a prick but... Was every word Beth sang exactly the words in the rant? Was the rant written exactly like that?

@KyleEmmett711 - Thanks for the ?

[ProjectRANT]

@ejsgirl3325 @KyleEmmett711 GREEN BANANAS:

When I travel for business and stay at a hotel with a continental breakfast, it never fails that every time I go for a banana, they are ALL green! It doesn't matter what town or what time of year, I get green fucking bananas! Do they really expect anyone to eat a green banana? That's all I need to start my day in front of a client; massive stomach cramps or worst yet, explosive diarhea! You would think that if everyone passed on the green bananas...

[ProjectRANT]

...they would get yellow eventually, right? But there is NEVER a fucking yellow banana! That only means there are dumb asses actually taking and eating the green bananas, forcing they hotel to buy more green bananas and put them out for me to eat! No fucking way! This can't go on!

[ejsgirl3325]

@ProjectRANT THANK YOU! I really wasn't tryn to be an ass? Just wondering. I love your vids.

[ProjectRANT]

@ejsgirl3325 No offense taken. We love the questions. It's cool to have people curious about how we make these!

[ProjectRANT]

@ejsgirl3325 This is the exact rant as it was sent to us, you can get a sense of what Beth did with the piece. She stays pretty faithful to the original. Thanks for watching!

[ericahageman]

I love green bananas.

[reptilian178]

they are high in potassium... thats why we eat them

[SlaughteredInside]

REPRISE!!!!!!!

[Darthbelal]

maybe she should try smoking said bananas instead of eating them.........

[nerdsLOVEnerdsCRY]

is she in a band? shes awesome!!

[ProjectRANT]

@nerdsLOVEnerdsCRY She is in an all-girl Guns N' Roses cover band called "Paradise Titty." They are awesome. Thanks for watching!

[McNuggetButt]

@nerdsLOVEnerdsCRY she strummed two chords and sang about bananas... not my definition of awesome but ok

[thecatandbeckashow]

just made my day

[kinkypooh1019]

Aww but I like green banana's!

[takawmiata]

@kinkypooh1019 thats discusting!

[viaTheWorld]

Angry chicks singing about strange colored fruit are awesome.

[2quinns2]

This is weird, I'm wearing that exact same shirt right now

[jmroxs9]

@2quinns2

you think thats weird, i have the same name AND im wearing the same shirt

[Sporeofthecentury]

Epic in the discription ;]

[XxKevin18xX]

Just by hearing the noise in the first 2 seconds i disliked this video. and as i continue to watch it, im glad i disliked it.

[stingstungme]

Buy yellow bananas and they will go bad by the time they all get eaten.

Buy green bananas so they can turn yellow but by that time, the hotel staff will have eaten them.

[crazyjorge2111]

this is so fucking retarted. geez, so it's a green banana. People would DIE for that.

[smartass121]

I, too, am predisposed to the disappreciation of prematurely harvested, not enough CO2 gassed, green bananas... rock on...

[briannux]

HEY! I EAT GREEN BANANAS! WTF!

[Hopeful71]

Man, she really needs her morning fruit.

[tauras88d]

...LOL another gem of a video from the project rant team. keep those awsome post coming!

[papageorgieo5]

GODDAMN GREEN BANANNAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! if anything inspires me is a pissed off chick with a telecaster. tearing it up because of something they are passionate about, im gonna listen. personally i hate both ends of the spectrum. fuckin BROWN BANNANA LOVERS!!!!!!!! go to hell all of you. WOO! IM EFFIN PUMPED.

[incubiculo]

like eating fried green tomatoes ppl just like what they like.

[666slink]

That's a great protest song!

[7001shadow]

OMG they turn yellow the next day :O

[tinktatoo4me]

is your name rant? or do you specealize in rants?

[ProjectRANT]

@tinktatoo4me We are known by many names. Names like bluster, bombast, diatribe, fustian, harangue, oration, philippic, rhapsody, rhetoric, rodomontade, tirade, vociferation. Yeah, thesaurus. 

[smartass121]

@ProjectRANT

I prefer the pessimistic Socrates...

[ProjectRANT]

@smartass121 Who said... "I drank WHAT?!"

[uglyguitarman]

@ProjectRANT Which one is that? I want to watch it.

[ProjectRANT]

@uglyguitarman We were just having fun and quoting "Real Genius", one of the best movies ever made.

[upsidedownbanana]

OMG I LOVE GREEN BANANA's

lol i ONLY eat green ones

[invaiderzen]

i feel her pain i hate green bananas

[CJMCn18]

I love Green Bannas :)

[Vegman529]

I wonder if the person who originally wrote this rant, really did hate green bananas she wrote a song about them. with sheets of music and "REPRISE" in it.

Where does project rant get their rants? I always imagine some random persons blog or an overheard conversation on the street. Or do you guys have a forum or email people send to?

[sibigkid1234]

lesbion much

[LaceUpCupcake]

@sibigkid1234 Lesbian is spelled with an 'a'

[2Sumner4]

@LaceUpCupcake good job.

[totalditz4life]

Wow... she scared me a little... and actually surprisingly enough my gpa is a freak and makes us buy him green bananas he thinks they taste better!?

[Genesis2091]

lololol People are way too serious. (referring to most of the comments below)

[ProjectRANT]

@Genesis2091 Whew... We thought you were talking about us for a second there.

[NoNameRockBand]

Green bananas aren't for eating ;)

[bonsai108]

The workers probably eat the yellow ones. After five people don't eat the banana they say "I might as well eat it before it goes bad."

[arceo77]

reprise!

[holyturdsofjesus]

You should try my green bananas, they're in my toilet.

[erminthon88]

wtf i eat green bananas

[drgigglesdoescocaine]

i love how pr (project rant) answeres to everyone

[BenniJonquil]

i actually love green bananas...lol

[DorisDayFanatic]

LOL

[shadowvx19]

u suck

[whatatwist25]

the only time i get a green banana is when i piss an asian hulk off

[jakanddaxterrules24]

get over it just eat them u idiot and ur singing and guitar playing suck and they some what have more flavor then yellow ones

[Jeepers5626]

I love green bannnas!

[PublicWifi]

Courtney Love would be proud.

[jvcd4444]

WHY WOULD ANYONE ****KING EAT GREEN BANANAS?! lol

[flashbak2theyayo]

is this a guy or a girl?

[66tricc]

honistly this is stupid cuz u guys rant about stupid shit and thatz y nobody wants to watch any of these videos but i luv the effort

[waverazor]

i hate censorship thatfucking bleep is so annoying