Mullethead on a Mission Meets Sister Wendy

[MsAgnosticatheist]

Poe's Law here.  Is it real or fake?

[robinsonworld]

Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe in the immortality of the soul and in life after death in heaven or hell. They do not preach in this fashion.

[IRISHBUDDAFILTH]

DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU ALL ANYMORE?

[IRISHBUDDAFILTH]

CLASSIC !!!

[IRISHBUDDAFILTH]

i would love to get some mormon elders , some JW's and these two and lock them in a room for a hour. and get it on tape. after 59 min put a 6 shooter in their with 5 bullets .now thats what i call a Hollywood moment!!!

[NynInchNayls]

wtf!!!!!!!!!

[Jaker2882]

OK just for those who may not know,no they are not JWs. I know I used to be one. Really. .....but it sure was fun to joke about it.

[dappachaos]

LOL If I was those 2 peoples outside the door, I wouldnt take SHIT from that bitch at the door, I would've shot her in the fucking face with a fucking Shotgun, they took soooo much abuse....even though they themselves were chattin shit, they wernt no where as annoyin as the australian whore

[georgeeboy2222]

after that,you cant say jw are annoying ,wow,full on lol

[sureshmv3]

LOL - What whack jobs .. stop using the name Jesus, he is not in trouble, and if he is why would he choose all these arse holes to be the medium. Poor JW's they are going to hell and they just do not know it yet.

[usalbert]

Poor Jehova's witnessess. they dont know they are already in HELL.. they only way they can be saved.. is getting out of this bulls shit organization.

[kerrian1960]

just another fad!! lmao

[melbavideos]

These aren't JW's. First of all, they don't have Watchtower literature with them. JW's have their own slimy practices, though, like trolling the obituaries and then writing letters to the survivors of the dead in an effort to proselytize them when they are very vulnerable. JW's also like to get jobs at funeral homes and cemeteries for the very same reason. I worked at the biggest funeral home/cemetery combo in TX for less than a year and in that short time saw several JW kooks come and go.

[jaker2880]

You know something,you are right slothsticles. After some research on the internet this morning I made a shocking discovery.This whole time I had thought that I had been involved with Jehovah's Witnesses when in fact, I had actually attended meetings all those years with Joe's Witnesses. My mistake.

[slothsticles]

well thats an easy mistake to make. at least now you know. although im not really sure if you're being sarcastic or not

[Jaker2882]

@slothsticles Of course I was being sarcastic and led you right along as if I had a hook in your nose. See how easy it is to get manipulated? Snap out of it,and don't let the JWs or anyone else for that matter, control you ever again.

[slothsticles]

screw you bastard lol

[jaker2880]

Don't feel bad that you werent able to master the art of speaking in tongues slothtesticles. A lot of people left the religion because of that,I myself am one. Grandma could really speak in tongues though. Especially after she had downed a bottle of Jack Daniels.

[slothsticles]

ok clearly you have the wrong religion then because JWs dont speak in tongues FULL STOP. talk to any witness and they'l tell u the same thing. just accept it, you dont know what you're talking about

[jaker2880]

OK Before you guys bust a nut over this I better educate you on some things.First of all,I'm sure you have heard of the unique JW teaching regarding the "light" getting brighter and brighter. Over the years there have been many changes of JW doctrine. Just because you are new in the truth and never heard those words that I described doesn't mean that they weren't doctrine at one time. And to prove my point,just look at the date on this video.Seems the light got "brighter" since I left the JWs.

[slothsticles]

well actually i was a witness in 1996 with my family and it wasnt anything like what you said, i know that for a fact. i know theres been changes but maybe its time you revisited the kingdom hall to refresh your memory so that u might know what your talking about

[jaker2880]

some people here said that the guy wasnt JW cause his hair was too long. But the reason its long is because hes observing his vows of theloric naziritehood. Before a JW man breaks his virginity he must undergo strict adherence to these vows for one whole year.The woman was not his fiancee as he must have no contact with his fiancee at all during his year of thelori. this woman is his tutor,appointed by the Grand Largee to help him adhere to his vows.

[QUESTI0NSnANSWERS]

That is an out right lie and you know it. It's just not true.

Naziritehood, you gota be kidding!

And let's be straight.  Before a JW man breaks his virginity, he must be married or it's fornication.

NAZIRITEHOOD! hhehehehe.

You just went off the deep end on that one!

Thank you for the hestarical laugh though! LOL!

[jaker2880]

These are absolutely Jehovah's Witnesses. Since I used to attend the Jehovahs witness meetings from age 5-18, I recognized the words she said when she spoke in tongues. All the women JWs have to line up and individually recite those very same words to the Congregational Grand Largee (lead elder of each JW congregation)on sunday at the Jehovahs witness kingdom hall or else they have to remain standing during the sunday sermon.girls 5 and under dont have to recite because they arent tenkreh yet.

[slothsticles]

omg u are full of shit. you clearly dont know jack when it comes to JWs. when i used to be a JW it was completely different from what you described. women dont have to line up and recite those words to an elder and witnesses definitely do not speak in tongues! and since when are men not allowed to talk to their fiancee for a year to follow vows of theloric naziritehood? are you kidding? did you pull that one out of your ass? they are definitely not JWs. so dont talk shit. retard

[QUESTI0NSnANSWERS]

SPEAK IN TOUNGES! JW's! HAAAhahah!

Recite those very same words! ???

????Lead ELDER???? hhhehehehe

Remain Standing! You are soooo lying through your teeth maaaaaan! hhahahah

What in the world are you talking about Girls 5 and Under what! You are one strainge guy man! ahhahahhahahehhehehehahhaeheha

Wow... If anyone want's to know the truth just go to a kingdom hall on any meeting day and you'll see this guy is lying through his teeth!

AAAahhhhahahahahha! It's funny though

[QUESTI0NSnANSWERS]

These arent JW's They would have left a loooooong time ago. besides this is probably a mock video. Hoax... hehehe

[SnakeOilChannel]

not a mock or a hoax. those people are all too real

[QUESTI0NSnANSWERS]

Well, if they are real, it's scary. They are certainly not JW's and they dont look like mormans. What in the world are they? Im telling you it's an old saturday night live thing.

[SnakeOilChannel]

They were from an inter-denomenational church in Dallas, similar to Assembly of God. May have been called "First Family Church"

[slothsticles]

hmm im guessing they might be born agains, cus i know they speak in tongues

[jaker2880]

Now now Slothsticles, don't get all bent out of shape!

[danjesssanchez]

YoU dON't haVe To SuppOrT iT, yOu DoN't hAvE to BeLIeVe It, BuT YoU ShOuLd rEsPeCt iT.

hOW cAn YoU DeMaNd rEsPeCt wHeN yOu Do nOt KnOW wHaT iT iS tO gIvE It?

[Katalyzt]

The speaking in tongues was funny! That is what brainwashing can do to people. ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[LoverofGoodness]

Please know that these people are NOT Jehovah's Witness!!

[mastermind48451]

Its Joe Dirt and Janice Soprano LMAO

[akashafuhr]

THease aret Witnesses His hair is too long no book bag. Really...  LMAo

[gogowend666]

I RULE!!!!!

No, seriously I do. God is on the interweb & he can see every video I'm in taking the piss.....I'm so going to hell!

Love Sista W

[BelgianAtheist]

Did she really say: "we claimed this house for the kingdom of god"????

I'd say: No way, he's not paying the mortgage so he's not setting foot on this property!

Still that speaking in tongues performance would be so hilarious, sadly we don't have that here in Belgium.

Loved some of the responses.

[carolynnmi]

ha ha ha!

[melbavideos]

This guy's been a Mormon, he's been a Satan worshipper, on this day he was a pentecostal christian... I wonder what he's up to now. Probably a crackhead.

[melbavideos]

I love it. This is fascinating. It makes me want to squirm, but I think that is one of the defining qualities of a really good bit of candid footage in this type of situation. Very nice job on the edit, and the big crashing door and picture switching off at the end!! Hahaha. Priceless.