Chris Ultimo's MTV Jersey Shore Audition Tape!

[TMiller982]

if you have gray hair your too old for J.S

[BZanotti101]

40 year olds arent allowed on the Jersey Shore

[TheMrValeriaface]

NO.

[Killionaire95]

i love how he has grey hair

[Zenstudent105]

"I Am: An Ulti-Enabler!" LOL

[ralph1387]

If you wanna be on Jersey Shore....you need to be better looking......I give you a minus 500.

[okaystrygwyr]

"one in my apartment that's over 24 hours"

[LabNCorgiLuvr]

hilarious!

loved this skit!

[TheHitman4899]

I rember on Facebook a video with Pauly D and Ronnie saying bad shit about him xD

[320bit]

I think we should just blow up New Jersey in general. Its all full of douchebags anyway. And car thieves.

[MrFernie58]

this is so funny

[smileyman455]

2:50 Is that a Last Holiday movie poster!? Who the hell hangs Queen Latifa, let alone a Last Holiday movie poster, in their office. Is their life that meaningless that they use a poster of a crappy movie that no one likes to spice up their work space...

[ImJimbob23]

I kinda see what they mean by him being too smart and nice to be on the Jersey Shore

[KrazePro18]

Where can i see real MTV Jersey Shore Auditions ? if anyone knows id like 2 know thx :D

[nymphonancy]

I peed my pants when I saw this on conan... But the only way i'd ever watch jersey shore was if coc was on it. CONAN FOREVER!!!!

[TheyCallMeFazeli]

Omg if he gets on I'll finally start watching the show, at the moment I don't really like

[makkusu071291]

BBAAALLLINNNNNN

[MsNedaStyle]

I LOOOVE this guy. His skits are some of the funniest things I've seen. The Conan toughening him up one not joking I couldn't breath I was laughing so much!!!!! I agree with the top comment, I think he'd be great for Jersey SHore, but it would be 1000X better if he got his OWN show. I'd watch it!!!!!!

[animationbomb]

Lol! Is he for real? xD

[bareknuckle42]

Glad to see the LA program worked out for you dawg. You've come a long way since NBS/ Good for you!

[gozee1]

dude coco is right. you have to get on. your perfect for the show

[DukeOfWupass]

Get ready for the Ulti-shore!

[MrHoppybunny]

I disagree w every1 here. Jersey Shore is hilarious 2 watch already w all the dummies and Ultimo would make it 100x funnier. Ultimo for Jersey Shore 4!!

[5565kr]

@MrHoppybunny i know right? Everyone always seems half drunk on there.

[2Bgrego32]

Hey our gay community will support you!

[robertgek]

Ultimo should not be on Jersey Shore. He should be in a reality segment on Conan's show.

I created a concept for Conan's show that will feature 7 other lucky individuals who can possibly join Ultimo. This will be very different then Jersey Shore.

Do a google search of, The Adventures of Coco Nibs, a website that I just launched. Contact me on Facebook, Madlen Grgodjaian or Twitter @Madlen2011.

You'll are going to love this idea. Let's make it happen!

[gophers43]

ballin!

[RiseAgainst3212]

Lol at the "Last Holiday" poster.

[d5p]

Hilarious skit! Go Team CoCo!

[suegoestoibiza]

haha. cute.

[jmn1228]

if he was on id might actually watch that retarted show

[Vidhole]

i'd love to see him in a sketch with Jordan Schlansky

[londonjig]

@Vidhole i miss Jordan schlansky!

[dontdoschool]

@Vidhole BRING BACK JORDAN!

[LocoGroove]

@Vidhole Haha where is he now, is he still in the production team?

[Mastersnipe1]

hes too old and hes not tan enough

[ZachRdz]

@Mastersnipe1 I thought so too, but it turns out he's only 26 yrs old. The tanning is actually what probably makes him look older plus the graying that he puts on his hair.

[chickcarla]

You dont wanna be part of that trash man

[itsdangerousbusiness]

Douchebag!

[thekyu]

Jersey fags. Bostonian Brotherhood!

[Squiggy2010]

BUY ME A SHIRT

[RecordReload]

Dear @teamcoco and @Ultimo:

After watching tonight's episode of Conan, I would like to retract my previous statement. Chris Ultimo has proven himself worthy of the phrase "sleazeball", and should be on J.S. with the rest of those horndogs.

I'm sorry for saying Chris was too intelligent, too likable, and too good. I was obviously in the wrong; please excuse my sweeping generalizations.

xD

In all seriousness~lets get Ultimo on J.S. you guys! Finally the show can become (somewhat) decent!! :DD

[sharp0chad]

@RecordReload this is obviously a joke idiot....

[hisoka202]

You got the attitude but the problem is, you're too smart.

[joshuaspolar]

that's a very good website! you're a very good judge of...websites

you're very good at your work too

[Clausfarre]

Baaaallin'.....

[iloveanastasia28551]

nice try. not going to happen!

[zugurudumba]

Well played, gentlemen, well played. The Comic Sans font was very appropriate.

[ahlocomedy]

Funny stuff!

[xtrmsprts]

he's certainty got the jersey shore charisma...seems too smart for em tho

[Vidhole]

sorry dude i don't think you could get in... you have a job

[ImUrNightTerror]

so much charisma this guy should become an actor instead of going into some shitty show

[mschurott]

no judgement, but for CHRIST sakes really, are you really interesting? God bless but REALLY, do you ACTUALLY believe that you are neat? Or actuallly interesting enough to be coniving, (if being literate is remotely ...best book of late, ish)

[villel80]

The font is definitely douchie.

[bdramaticfilms1]

Go for it dude I'd love to see you make it onto the Jersey Shore def. would make it funny on the show.

[Howler54]

I still can't tell if he's acting or ... he has to be acting..

[jiggy716]

This guy has the right amount of douche to be on Jersey Shore. Go Chris!

[mexibaby2]

if he was supposed to be italian why was he saying stuff in spanish like, " mamasitas" and chikita? as an avid watcher of the jersey shore i know that's a no no LOL

[chuck18420]

Take the gray off your hair and you're in!

[JohnGuitarSolo]

이제 검색 뿐만 아니라 지메일과 구글 토크도 음성으로 할 수 있습니다.

말만 하면 되는 구글 모바일 서비스!

지금 안드로이드 마켓에서 [구글 한글 키보드]를 다운로드받아서 사용해 보세요.

(안드로이드 버전 2.2 에서만 가능)

[cha7er]

aahha oh jesus you were hilarious on conan

[zezuntxiduntxi]

steroid user...

[SofiaWINS]

you live in california soooooo hows that gonna work out?

[RecordReload]

hahaha dude, I dont think you should be on Jersey Shore- you're too good for them! xD

As in:

you're actually likable, you're actually ITALIAN AMERICAN (unlike half the cast), and you're too intelligent :p

I think you should have your own "mini-sodes" or "Ultimate words of wisdom" skits on Conan!!

That would be A LOT funnier!! (besides, I actually watch Coco!)

Dont lower your standards Ultimo! I don't want to see you throwing up on J.S.. or having sex with Snooki because every1 else has! D:

[MINTistheBombDigetty]

@RecordReload

He deserves to be famos more so then those idiots on JS.

He can ACT stupid and mean like thay are. I want him to have his fun.

[TicklesMeSillyYou]

@RecordReload and also who got a legit job too.

[616HC]

@RecordReload Yeah, it'd be waaaaaaaaay cooler if he had his own thing on conan's show than 2 be with those losers

[amandmanda17]

trash.........he looks too old to be sexy

[blackraider777]

@amandmanda17 he's about your age, and most women like older guys anyway

[sillywabbit92]

i cant handle all this comic sans

[MapleOryDude]

the beginning of the video was sillyish

[DannyIgnite]

He doesn't qualify for Jersey Shore, he actually works for his money.

[blackraider777]

lol, for some reason i like this guy

[MapleOryDude]

@blackraider777 cause he's outgoing in this vid

[setamot]

Awesome audition. The real thing!!

[cynvid49]

lol wow

[DA5521]

Replace that Ronny guy with Ultimo. All Ron-boy contributes to the show is the same old drama with his girlfriend that has already been done to death.

[WorldxTraveler]

He's funny. I'd probably watch the Jersey Shore if he was on it.

[Adam781]

You look a little old broski...

[psychokillercrab]

I think this would be awesome. I normally don't watch that show because I think it's offensive towards Italian Americans but this would be awesome, the best comic relief in HISTORY! CONAN YOU ARE EPIC COMEDIAN!

[justNmimi]

Out with The Situation and in with The Ultimatum!

[KeithPsychosis]

He is the Ultiman! Jersey Shore has got to get him.

[1IntrovertedLuddite]

Mtv does love enablers. He knows the right things to say for an interview. Lol

[jay2farcon]

this is Baller Status

[bigherm5]

I love how from 2:31 - 2:41 it said "A Ulti-Whatever" and then for the rest it was corrected to "An Ulti-Whatever."

[pastaman2503]

perfect for the show!!! True italian!!

[mullikuna]

haha this guy is so awesome

[Mrtitmice]

the polish and 3 gyms with the work shop english for the win.

[inlimboxyu]

Not DB enough to be on Jersey Shore. This is a good thing!

[NsaneNtheNbrane]

@inlimboxyu What does DB stand for? Douche bag? I bet it does. ;) And I agree.

[littlekidlover369]

Hey how come im 24 but the people on jersey shore are like 21-23 but they look like there 30 or 40 and im 12 or 15 compared to them?? Do they inject hormones??

[dudeman881]

LOL

[lillost]

he's too likeable to b on JS.

[yoma6565]

Sorry dude. But I don't think you are ignorant and stupid enough to be on Jersey shore......

[ErikVaughnDillinger]

@yoma6565 lol nice

[JOKAWILD26]

snooki allready banged this dude

[GameBeatenakaKevinS]

Yep. This douche is perfect.

[TheCanadianPublic]

How desperate are they to get rid of you? :)

[TheNJerseyShore]

@Amazing0187 Too OLD??? I'm 24 Years Old! The Grey Hairs are from wisdom...I'm very wise.

[Metfan72289]

@TheNJerseyShore Good luck dude. Hope you make it. Might actually have to watch if you do.

[lmornumber1fan]

get him on the show! he is actually from the jersey shore, toms river, I knew his sister, and my sister knew him

[videogamer245]

2:06 someones on aim, lol

[snilrach]

I'm pretty sure comic sans usage is intentional

[bktrinigurl]

FAIL!

[83BigRed83]

Terrible

[doubledrive78]

zzzzzzz

[RoxanneJ81]

He seems to nice to be on "Jersey Shore." I thought you had to be a certified douche to get on.

[amazing0187]

he's too old...

[JOKAWILD26]

@amazing0187 pauly D is 28 yrs old, he just looks young,and the situation is 28, those 2 are the oldest in the whole house

[he110alison]

PROMOTE CHRIS ULTIMO IF YOU LOVE CONAN! haha

[Shredguitarist]

man this guy has gotta be on jersey shore just for the comedic aspect

[AesopRocks1]

He needs to cover up the grey hair and tan.

[rfwill13]

Didn't he have a blind date on the 24 hour stream?

[BrechPro]

He needs to be on Jersey Shore.

[banjodeluxe]

get a call from a chiquita hahaha

[donbolhone]

This can't be real... How can someone be like this? It's impossible...

[donbolhone]

This can't be real... How can someone be like this? It's impossible...

[Teempla]

We finally see what's at upstairs!

I was so curious about it, when I watched the CocoCam. :)

[MrFishook007]

Thumbs up for Comic Sans!

[bigboylikesalsa]

Shoot the camera!

[hipp6y]

this guy is serious! check out the shine @ 0:15 - 0:25 XD

[MasterTainment]

"Shine is important" hahahaa

[DoughnutBoy211]

I know the chief of staff at MTV, this is gonna happen

[RelaxNplay64]

he is like the opposite of Conan

[Mixarenan]

chiquita

[BrownLabRanch]

What the hell is a tore of a studio?

[chellehrtsnapo]

love this LOL

[ZeldaPhobia]

He is to old, sorry bro. I still think you cool though.

[colemckelviedotca]

Even though he's making fun of jersey shore, I can't fucking stand this prick.

[Nailon13]

I think 80% of commenters think The Onion is also real.

[jd55192]

@Nailon13 What does that mean?

[fuimaono07]

lmao

[joelseph98]

OMG how are you people arguing in this thread. lol. Enjoy the video and shut up.

[PrimoKarim]

Chris, I'm gonna break your back and make you humble.

[Sabohaque]

@PrimoKarim lol iron sheik

[WatchingCocoCameos]

After watching the 24-Hour Coco Live Cam, so glad to finally see what the upstairs look like.

[hairoftehdog]

Give up on comedy. Just, go join another gym, meathead.

[jappanese]

gray hair?

[chillmeister509]

I love the part where he's a douche

[JoanaBCunha]

All I got to say e check out a REAL map and see if you can find Barcelona....i can tell you it's not in the sicily....

How come you didn't make it on the show? you've got it all!

[hipp6y]

@JoanaBCunha barcelona pozzo di gotto, a town in northern sicily. you FAIL so bad, i almost feel sorry for you, almost.

[hipp6y]

@hipp6y *barcellona(typo)

[JoanaBCunha]

@hipp6y don't worry, not as sorry as i feel for you

[hipp6y]

@JoanaBCunha well, i am truly touched, but that doesn't change my point that you should check your facts before smugly telling someone to check their facts. :)

[MrRetlav]

@JoanaBCunha Barcelona=Spain

And he will problably appear on coco show later i bet.... he appeared in the live cam they did... it was date sketch xD

[bobolob]

Good sell, but what's with the gray hair?

[devilrobrob]

embarrasing

[TheNJerseyShore]

Check this H@ters...Chris Ultimo Don't read script, cursive, nothin' . If I was a book you could judge me by my cover. And it'd be the slickest shiniest cover. Legit

Ultimo Out

[asskicker49]

@TheNJerseyShore What?

[7Somerset]

@TheNJerseyShore no way is this really Chris Ultimo? profile says hes 24 but he gotta be older than that...

[ratnick]

@7Somerset Yes, it is really him! He's 24. Graduated High School in 2004. Toms River North

[rolandvparidon]

.... Never again..

[SedanRevolution]

Epic Fail

[DJKydKrazy]

Yo this sucked.

[nobody36]

OMG i wanna work in that office. this is a dream i've had since today.

[M5Beast]

Lol, you're a trip bro! Best of luck!

[TheNJerseyShore]

@mannyb332211  Ultimo is the real last name. In English is means B@ller St@tus.

[ChameleonLost88]

Another cup of Hot Coco¿¿

[moemarino]

wtf isn this got to do with CONAN!???

[Who2Are1You]

@moemarino watch tonight's episode... it'll all make sense.