Christina is hot and pissed

[thegamerkid246]

SHUT THE BUCK UP

[plusplusplusplusp]

Why are people so confused about whether she's hot or looks like a man? This is clearly a man, dressing up and speeding up his voice for a joke. It also happens to be amusing.

[bRadicalmagic1]

hot and stuff? They LIED to you ! ! ! What should you do now? Kill yourself?

and gross

[bRadicalmagic1]

hot and stuff?  They LIED to you ! ! ! What should you do now? Kill yourself?

[iLoveWGirls]

you got demons on you

you fag

your one ugly fuckin demon, satan is you, this is why you must all die

the most high will kill you

nuke for you

[iLoveWGirls]

your a demon

[MrCocacolahead]

wtf i pissed my pants when i seen her or him i just dont know?

[condemned12343]

uuhhhh looks like a fucking dude

[bigdan121212]

shes not hot

[Maurbel]

wHO THE FUCK IS cHRISTINA AND WHY SHOULD I GIVE A SHIT?

[Mattb3919]

This supposedly "Christina" is a fuckin guy, if ya'll fucktards didn't know. And by the way, this bitch is not hot. Fuck everyone who thinks he is. If you don't like this comment I don't give a damn, FUCK YOU!!!!

[vivalaleta]

YAY! HOORAH! HUZZAH! You are now the proud recipient of the most retarded homophobe award! Congrats!

[plusplusplusplusp]

@Mattb3919

I like your comment.

[gangstahhlove]

this is pointless. but funny

[0ldSkule]

U-G-L-Y u dont need a lullaby

[zaekavah]

@0ldSkule hahaha crack up dis bitch is jst dizzy

[walaukana]

new christinaa!!

[jebidieraily]

these are lame b/c that's a GUY. how stupid.

[shortyyz]

lol i luv christina <33

[xPhyx]

:o bring christina back !

[hottiezlife44]

<gay>sorry

[andyrik]

you are son fucking unbelievably ugly and have the most annoying voice... why are you on youtube?

[plunkza]

Just in case you dont know, its a guy.

[rikkosuperb]

go and fuckin hang bitch

[HiGhVoLtAgE]

i loveee christina hahah

[FIyingSpartan]

WTF? is that a dude?> XD *pukes harder*

[dlruss0216]

LMAO!! That was hilarious. I swear I know people like this too. Nice job Morbeck!! By the way, your boob stuffing was hanging out of the top of your dress...made me laugh even harder since I don't think you knew it was. Keep making them, I'm watching and love ya :)

[mcrxloverx92]

She's so fucking hilarious!

[biggravy]

FUCKING GAY

[RIPOFF65]

Hey pillow bitén dude/shim.I would phuck a snake with a fested ass.I cant finish what I got say.I feel sick.

[rajevichj]

lmfao. this was hilarious.

[carol11]

Hahahahaha

[HoneyDewWaterMelon]

you rock!!! u should have a show totally!!!

[sdkbcvs]

common lets smoke a joint than haha,

[jonathan367]

if i saw u id shoot till i was outta bullets

[kat2kool]

This Christina character is HILARIOUS!

[BadJuJu3]

WTF....please tell me you're not a real chick.

[Esrever6]

It's not, it's a dude..

[mycatlilly]

i'd send you some dope, but i reallly don't think you need it.

[pinkcowboyhat]

retaard.. =(

[ROCKETJIZZ]

i love this SO damn much.

[erice1961]

That was really cool

[RockLeeOWNS]

This was so funny, you're the best. XD

[angelwings333]

Haha, seriously my favorite one.

[megondo]

I think this guy has serious gender issues

[Ongman2]

Funny, shame about the hair, dreads would definitely suit you. If you can get to Australia, "things" can be arranged.

[CURIOUS0111]

Wow you should be in show-business, your voice range is incredible!I hope a talent scout finds you!

[ilovexiu]

It's funny that this guy is making fun of the stereotypical Youtube Blog.

[eleisina]

poor cristina...:D

[houstonkitty]

This is one of your best ever!

THANKS!

[kierencanberra]

c'mon, cut me some slack. I've got limited material to work with here, and it's apparent that there's not much I can say to you that you don't already know painfully well yourself. Still, why don't you want me to reply? I didn't say anything that would change your earlier position of "I hope you do keep posting" did I? And please don't mention my mum and dad, I'm still very sensitive about that period in my life.

[Badgerius]

kierencanberra is the shit.

[ambiguous9999]

You. Are. Hilarious. :)

[kierencanberra]

And please explain this idea that someone isn't allowed to criticise a piece of shit unless they produce some themselves. You've never walked out of a movie, or finished a comic, or watched an episode of family guy, and said, "that was shit"? NB: said comment would apply to every episode of the latter example--the fact that you like Family Guy goes a long way to explaining why I don't get Morbeck. Next time, before you criticise Michael Bay, make a Hollywood blockbuster yourself.

[morbeck]

good point but go to hell hehe

[lancekrul]

smoke weed everyday ya

[chiron173]

great-and try:-

www.paparazziwhore.com

website

for great new uk music!

[c300rollin22s]

hahaha

[jimmayhugz]

lmao! brilliant as always

[mk782]

lllllll yyyyyyyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­u

greats from germany

[hill03]

mail it to you? hahaha

[kittenspeak]

"GET OFF MY FACE!!" THat should be Christina's motto! hahahaha love it!

[xapplimatic]

OK Christina, a care package is on the way... (contents.. 1 blonde Mrs. Clairol kit!)

[spyrograph]

hahahahah i love this character hahahahahahah

[kierencanberra]

Dear Morbeck, if you took offence to some of my recent comments, I apologise. Allow me to make amends by giving you some advice I think would be helpful to us all, particularly yourself--I strongly recommend that you kill yourself. I don't mean that to sound callous or cold-hearted, but I do feel that the world would benefit a great deal if you were no longer able to post this adolescent drivel on the internet, and I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that your life isn't worth living.

[wickedandwierd]

WOW, that's harsh...You want Morbeck to KILL himself??? I'am sure he will get right on that ;) That is a horrible thing to say!! You want him to KILL himself, simply because you don't like his videos?? WTF??? Let me guess, you tortured insects, and baby animals as a child??? Is your role model Charles Manson?? Unbelievable...

[kierencanberra]

Based on what I've seen on this site so far, I'd suggest Morbeck is the only one with a troubled past--you don't try to impose shit of that quality on others unless you're carrying an awful lot of pain. So for all our sakes, don't you think the right thing to do would be to just end it all now--I see enough American shit on TV without having to find it on the internet as well.

[droppedelbow]

So please...tell me, why do you keep watching? NOBODY is forcing you to watch any Morbeck vids. Thay all have his name on ffs! If you hate it, don't come back. I hope you do keep posting though. I find idiots like you amusing. I guess it's the same as Victorians watching the freaks in sideshows. You amuse me little microphallus man. Dance your moronic dance of fuckwittedness!

Morbeck, keep up the good work too.

[kierencanberra]

I wouldn't say I keep watching--I saw it once, and that was enough. But I guess my fascination with this page stems from the same reasons that you want me to keep posting--I too am amused by sideshow freaks. Furthermore, I feel a moral and social obligation to help 35 year old unemployed cat owners who stay at home reading comics and watching this tripe.

[droppedelbow]

ahhh, kieren, is that the best you've got? Repeating things I wrote on my own profile? Wow. Which part of it is supposed to be insulting?

And why do you think I need your help? What do you possibly think you have to offer me?

Don't bother answering, I realise the only way parasites like you wither up and die is if they're starved of what they most desire. Attention. OK mummy and daddy don't love you, but try your desperate pleas for attention elsewhere, I have other things to keep me busy.

[kierencanberra]

And please, do tell--what are these other "things" that require your precious time? Morbeck's latest bowel-movement? The cat's, maybe? You should appreciate the fact that I'm trying to inject some meaning into your life--even if it is only an argument on the internet with someone half you age.

[kierencanberra]

I guess that's what I can offer you--and it doesn't even cost a can of Wiskers.

[catsandcats]

lol.. i love it tooo

[dirtyoldsod]

Haha I love it.

[StephanieEM23]

This one was pretty intense. Christina is right on the "line" between funny and serious. Good work.

[Chellabear]

Don't give Christians a bad name. Maybe you need to repent. Never use curse words and Jesus in the same conversation. Ever. You are a disgrace

[kierencanberra]

Don't worry Chellabear, I think Christians are doing a pretty good job of that themselves. And what's with this maxim of never using "Jesus" and curse words in the same conversation, I do it all the time--after all, its pretty hard to avoid it when Jesus is such a useless, sanctimonious fucking cunt.

[Chellabear]

Look man, I guess you just get off on coming on here berating others. I guess it's because of all the hate you have in your heart. If you don't want to believe in my Jesus, then don't. But you don't have to put them down for it because they have faith. That makes you look really ridiculous. You fight for your right to say anything on here you want, but then you try to supress others' rights to say what they want. Quit being ridiculous

[kierencanberra]

I've got no problem with people who wanna believe in Jesus--freedom of speech/religion and all that, as you say. But that doesn't mean I don't have a problem with morons who have a ridiculously (if I can steal your phrase) simplistic view of the whole thing (e.g. don't use curse words and Jesus in the same sentence), and who then try to impose THAT on others. I'd suggest there is a difference b/w having faith, and being just another brainwashed footsoldier of the religious right.

[Chellabear]

No one is making you believe in God, no one has ever said to you "hey, you gotta have God"  You just started attacking people

[kierencanberra]

I never suggested anyone ever said "hey, you gotta have God"--but some dumb bastard did say "Never use curse words and Jesus in the same conversation. Ever. You are a disgrace". Some people might consider that an attack--and some people might consider Christians the most insidious, self-righteous plague on this planet, it was you lot that got George W. 'appointed' after all. Good job on that one

[whatulookingat]

Thats some funny shit Morbeck......more Christina please.

[gmaternal]

wow. someone with the name springlily is going to kick ur ass. aaahaahahaha roflmao *giggle* *tear* i just peed in my pants a lil bit...

[Glennora]

I am so glad you back! Long time viewer, first time poster. I always look forward to seeing where your wonderfully creative mind will take your characters. I fell in love with Christina the first time I saw her. She seems to be going a little soft here. Has she been hanging out with CC too much? I hope your not getting bored entertaining the masses. You are the high point of my day. I'm a self employed free lance graphic artist, and my days get lonely without all of yous.

[dreamblue116]

roflmao

[jaguarnoelle]

You must be a profoundly miserable person. I'm really hoping for your sake and everyone elses that misery lifts.

[jaguarnoelle]

That was excellent. You just get better and better, Morbeck.

[tiya579]

Yea i'm ready for an emo crack whore hehe. Morbeck love your acting contniue it and don't let anyone put you down!

[wstoner]

I like this character almost as much as CC.

How about an Emo crackwhore that would be a riot if you did it.

[craigzwicker]

BTW. morbeck; I loved your video, and good job with christina and the bitching about being liked and stuff. Its funny how she's always got a chip on her shoulder.

[craigzwicker]

Wow. Its really sad to see someone who hides behind religion to put somebody down. Whether you like morbeck or not you should have the decency to treat him with respect. Advocating violence? how petty, immature and stupid. Why don't you actually follow the teachings yourself,SpRiNgLiLy818? Jesus taught to love your neighbor as yourself. So at the very least I expect you to not be posting death threats here. It makes me sick to see this because its hypocritical.

[Chellabear]

Good game craigzwicker

[zciweslab]

blonde bashing is just another form of hate. aren't there enough haters dogging your site? return bellatrix and her fairy dust magic to create some love here. christina for prom queen!

[torzy1]

is that a man? because i'm lost...

[hooperpiccalero]

Christina is da bomb!

[GlassTyrant]

I'm not quite sure, but it was bloody brilliant. I love you, Morbeck. :] I would mail Christina Ecstasy if it weren't so god damned expensive!

[streamlinedata]

What did I just watch?

[Artero]

Wow I feel numb...

Love your acting Morbeck.

3 thumbs up!

[gmaternal]

thank you for the hours of mindless entertainment =)

[planar05]

wow am i glad i never married!

[ServantOfJesus]

Someone is going to strangle you in the streets when they recognize youre morbeck

[crazygromit]

Put a rope in the neck...? Wow, you're a smart one aren't cha! lol

[CJones13]

just kill yourself

[CJones13]

just kill yourself

[leoskorn]

your an ignorant waste of life why don't you keep your stupid comments in you filthy head. haha Keep up the funny shit morbeck.

[pkpem]

put a rope in the neck !!

[pkpem]

Put a rope in the neck !!

[poopisgoodfood]

christina is a dude

[crazygromit]

You're quick...! lol

[meggiebot]

Hahaha, I love you, you're so hilarious. Thank you for making these hilarious videos. It gives me a few minutes of pure joy each time I watch a new one :)

[jessemac13]

yeah, you smoke pot , that explains it ....

[xxsharonxxyo]

lol

[hollyroberts19]

omg i honestly atchually feel sorry for her. good acting towards the end lol.

[gottaazzlikethat]

<B>wow fucking amazing!

[Stormy2021]

To all of you people who support this video maker, you all are faggots who ruin the world with you're homosexual activities.

[conconthepipersson]

And how do we ruin the world exactly?

[crazygromit]

Yes... please enlighten us on that...?

omg... "homosexual activities?" What a dumbass!

[Chellabear]

You ruin the world w/your misuse of the english language. It's "your" not "you're" You're is a contraction for the words "you are" SO..."You all are faggots who ruin the world with you are homosexual activities?" Moron

[kierencanberra]

You ruin the world with you're of the English language. There's nothing more annoying than fuckwits who pick out semantic errors in another person's argument (particularly on the internet) and focus on them at the expense of the substance. I've got as little tolerance for homopohobia as anyone, but I don't think the way to address it is to give people spelling lessons. Your a dumb fuck Chellabear

[Chellabear]

Funny how you can't use the language correctly either. You're (which is you are) a pathetic waste of human. Get a life.

[kierencanberra]

You stupid bastard, I gave you too much credit. Next time I'll put an "*" to indicate when I'm being facetious. And once again, your a dumb fuck Chellabear

[droppedelbow]

Just to correct one small point. There is something more annoying than people who pick on grammatical/spelling errors. It's morons who slag off creative posters without contributing ANYTHING to YouTube. For someone who doesn't like this stuff, why do you keep commenting here?

You're rude and ignorant, please try and find a less annoying way of spending your time. Go and alphabetise your collection of animal porn or something.

[Phydough]

this is a guy dressed up as a girl. What a bunch of BS. HEY where is the cleavege?  no where.

[tecnocop]

I can´t believe that people havent yet realized that Morbeck is playing some CHARACTERS here! Get real you bunch of stupid homofobic wackos! I bet that most of you dislikes it so much because you´re afraid of might actualy BE homo... keep on going morbeck!

[fattoothlessoveralls]

WAS A WOMAN HAD AN ADDADICKTOME OPERATION

[onlybrad]

Funny- getting better and better Morbeck

[andren21]

oh my god this was too funny

[cherryx]

no dur...... =_______________= zomg stupid people

[fyren84]

Thats a man

[BarronNevermore]

THIS IS A GODDAMN MAN. DON'T BUY IT.

[eminemporvida]

that is to funny....but your "boob" was showing the whole time LOL but video was great

[yieebo]

vain stupid sickening bullshit, take off the wig and admit you were born with a penis.

[earthmother]

first...admit you're a fucking moron

[BittersweetSymphony]

LOL omg. forget all the stupid people.. that think this video sucks.. i like it. :D

[korn]

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[NESHero]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­G

[tracknerd123]

Come on people, why do you have to post insulting comments? People are allowed to record whatever they want and put it on this site. You don't have to watch it if you don't like it.

[kierencanberra]

yeah, people can record whatever they want, and people can post whatever comments they want. You don't have to record crap if you don't wanna get a few insulting comments

[tracknerd123]

Yes, but what is the point of posting insulting comments? Hmmm... You know what comes to mind here? If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. Constructive criticism is great, but just saying "this sucks" doesn't help at ALL. You can't expect the videos to improve if you just post pointless insults.

[kyrowriter]

you're horrible

[Zionbegin]

Is that a dude?

....it sucks, whatever it is!

[Cooperhead16]

r u travesti?

[earthmother]

excellent.....too bad the haters dont 'get it.' a low IQ will do that to people.

[kierencanberra]

oh, that's a good one. Never ceases to amaze me that people who are into crap resort to the old argument that we don't get it. I've got news for you earthmother, there's nothing to get. As Bill Hicks might say, "go watch Who's the Boss and we'll talk later".

[earthmother]

lmao...you tool

quoting Bill Hicks?....damn, get a fucking life...and dont hate on Morbeck, it isnt productive...now, go to your minimum wage job and bitch to your co-workers about this......P.S. UNION, UNION, UNION

[kierencanberra]

Yeah, Bill Hicks is of a fairly low standard compared to Morbeck's witty contributions isn't he. I wasn't sure whether to bother responding to this, b/c I really don't know where to begin--but it seems you've got me all figured out. As for the "get a fucking life" jibe, I'd look a little closer to home and wonder what I'm doing at 50 years of age not only watching this shit, but defending it. I'd advise you to get a life, but it might be a little too late now

[majrleagr]

Morbeck, your back, I had hoped that you went swimming in the ocean and got ate by a shark and came out shark shit, since you didnt, then go do it you stupid fucking fag, go kill yourself.

[blingice]

Only a person with Downs Syndrome on crack would think this is somewhat funny. I really, truly don't think you could be any more pointless and/or vacuous.

[calibre369]

great video!

[jimmelays]

I have to agree, that's 2 minutes I'll never get back.

[squall467]

actually, it was 2 minutes and 45 seconds...

[kierencanberra]

seriously people, you cannot actually think this shit is good. Where are the comments from the intelligent, sensible people who recognise this as the talentless piece of mind-numbing crap that it is?  Then again, Everybody Loves Ray lasted more than a week too--I must be out of touch.

[morbeck]

shut the hell up idiot

[kierencanberra]

i might say the same to you christina

[kierencanberra]

Oh come on morbeck, I didn't hit a nerve did I? Don't tell me you're a little insecure about the standard of this shit--you know its good don't you?

[stella5000]

this is awesome! i love christina! more more more!

[kierencanberra]

bitch, you're a moron. Do everyone a favour and kill yourself--you're lowering the standards of comedy and culture for the rest of us

[stella5000]

People have different taste, if you can't accept that, than YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF. Your lowering the standards for decent human beings with open minds.

[zndprophet]

yes! christina is the best!

[SimplyLatino]

fuck i made the fucking mistake of watching this crap again...hope he gets kill soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=ms8s5KZPJco

[cenic]

you are almost passable as a female. However ,the muscles and facial structure, adam's apple, gives away that you are a dude.

[mztastee]

i luv it i luv it lol...

don't look @ my boobs lol

[VICODINES1]

GODDAMN IT YOU SAID FUCKTARD TWICE!!!!! That's mine, give it back.......lol. Awesome vid Morbeck, you are 1 talented fucker, keep em coming.  Vic.

[alejandra0032]

I WAS GONNA GROW DREADS AND SHIT! AND LOOK AT ME... MY HAIR IS ALL LIKE... UGH. i think i love you.

[alejandra0032]

i love you christina.

[wehatethetube]

I'm slow on the uptake, does Christina exist or is she a character? It's great anyway!

[joeyranaway]

funny as always

[illmaticRican]

IT'S A MAN, MAN !!!!!!

[SYstematiklySYkotic]

hmmm... what a lonely person xmxmocha is among all these other morbeck lovers LIKE ME!!!!!! great job. xxx

[xmxmocha]

........

okay, lets try and think of the GOOD things from Brazil, people...like Gisele! not everything spawned from that country is as shitty as this

[fatkidthatlovescake]

Hahaha, like the new look, but yeah shes a fucktard for making you do that crap. Much love. <333 *£oVë ¥ä £iKe A fAt KiD lOv£s CäKë*

[ululaau]

Fuckin Funnnnny the end was the best part because she was saying "get off my face" LMAO ! Good Shit Morbeck.

[paindrain]

Gotta agree with someone ^ up there, your dress up videos are halarious, and it is the reason why Ill keep watching!

[frannypoo]

your voice sounded different this time.

[PORNCESS]

nice done

[devinmacd33]

lmfao

[jennymagic]

this is great...... ts funny how she complains about how her hair was styled and while she talks the grabs a brush to keep her hair nice.....hihihihi funny

[PaswrdJDM]

Lookin good "girl" keep up the good work xoxo

[djmninja]

i got hooked on morbeck through Xstina through her first video

ive been silent while watching every new video you have because i love your vids, the ahmish girl, cc, roberta, the sexy mom(lol), and i think ive been watching for three weeks now

im finally speaking out

::tear:: im proud of myself

for addmitting i have a problem

j/k

keep making the most entertaining vids on youtube

-David

[morbeck]

Im glad to hear your addicted lol

[djmninja]

omg

::throws hands in the air::

morbeck just commented me back

::::silent scream::::

im not gay but i love you in a platonic way

::dances in circles::

omg your soo cool

fuck the haters

they need to get over themselves

[lunafae]

"All I wanna do is get high..fawk!"

"Now I look like all those other girls who puke up their food"-Hysterical.

Love it!

[djmninja]

excuse me

wtf did you just say

get a life, i sit here til my eyes bleed waiting for a new, great, awesome, funny, no hularious video from morbeck and your complaning

stfu and die

much love morbeck

-David